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  1. Even Ancient AMDK also want Metta Sayneh in their Amulet
  2. Sinkie Jailed for Threatening to sell Wife’s CB in Geylang!
  3. Disgusting Tiongs’ Durian Cuisine
  4. Matland not happy Swatch Selling LGBTQ Watches!
  5. [Sg] - Shanmugam & Vivian : We are good Singaporeans, why are vicious oppies trying t
  6. [Image] - Ambitious parents expect their son to grow up to be a neurosurgeon
  7. DR Congo, at least 20 bodies discovered in mass grave, likely murdered by 'peaceful'
  8. Pakistan 'peacful' muslim mob beheads Hindu man for protesting to sexual harassment o
  9. Sinkies Balls Shrinked! Prices All Shot Up!
  10. Sinkie motosikal gang members kenna rounded up like sheep
  11. Taiwan Faggot Heir Commit Suicide at 18 after marrying another man!
  12. She ran out of content to make a Youtube video. Please help her.
  13. A tour to Abbey Road Studios.
  14. Cathay Pacific Fires Cunty HKie Cabin Crews for Being Rude to Tiong Passengers!
  15. This Week Fit Chiobu - Ong Jia Hui - Looks Meaty!
  16. [Sg video] - Regrets of a Malaysian Who Became Singaporean
  17. [Video] - In this restaurant (country?), every table has an octopus being cooked aliv
  18. Glockman totally glued to his phone while traveling on the MRT. What was he watching?
  19. ???? ? ???? ?? ??...
  20. This AMDL doctor does nothing but farts in all her TikTok videos
  21. Caught on camera: Man attacks roommates with pickaxe after crashing car into home
  22. China ready to take over entire south china sea using sustainable and zero carbon mea
  23. Smartest Countries in the World
  24. BBC launching it's own IB
  25. PAS MP Urges M’sia Gov’t To Classify LGBT Community As Mentally Ill People
  26. 'Living in a bubble': Woman's take that 'HDB people' shouldn't work in private proper
  27. Durian price war: Mao Shan Wang hits new low of $8 per kg in Bishan, sold at $10 to $
  28. [GPGT] hayley really is jin big sia
  29. Tiongs suck Russia cock by celebrating Victory Day but Russians don't give them a fuc
  30. How much is your credit card debt?
  31. Angelbaby reunited with AMDK Hero Beckham at Macau woh
  32. Couldn't get Jacky Cheung concert tickets in Singapore. No worries. Jacky To Hold 6 S
  33. USA : Shoplifters must be jailed or our cities will be destroyed
  34. Now Singkies can go Jiuhoo to attempt suicides. Congrats!
  35. Singaporean couple Darlyn and Agnes love McDonald’s
  36. Cathay Pacific sacks three cabin crew over discrimination row
  37. New Flu Vaccine Could Put An End To Yearly Flu Shots
  38. Do Douyin Livestream tio Parang Attack. 5?23?,?????,????????????????,???????
  39. Now tiongs must pay to work instead of getting paid for work. Tanwahtiu, why liddat ?
  40. Apple releases all-new Pride Edition Apple Watch band in Malaysia
  41. Weather is so hot but ministers never open their houses to invite poor people to stay
  42. Allegations Against Good Minister Shan Are Outrageous! Help The State By Renting Abov
  43. Do you think this group of cyclists deserve to go to Hell?
  44. AMDK indeed of becum BatMan, turned into Badman
  45. Ramifications of drone strikes on CECA virus mouldy, dictator sissy and such
  46. Blockading CECA virus possible? What are the consequences?
  47. CCPee members fuck prostitutes not considered as immoral. Tanwahtiu why the double-st
  48. Neo Nazi Tried To Take Over America Alone By Ramming Truck Into White House Gate! Gue
  49. Sexy, Nationalist Brahmin Woman Cannot Stand HDB Serfs Taking Up Jobs In Private Resi
  50. Lady entrepreneur with a mclaren
  51. Circle Line MRT going to collapse
  52. Gansu Province CCP Lao Chio Ministar Piak Piak 265 times in a year with Yandaos!
  53. Very good defensive driving prevented a carnage
  54. 'Pretty scary': Monitor lizard seen outside Bedok North HDB flat
  55. Why chinese women are the best
  56. HK actress Esther Wan has kicked the bucket at 54.
  57. just now I saw very pretty girl at plaza singapura
  58. Ringgit 3.41 to 1 Sinkiedollar!
  59. UK AMDK converts to Islam, starts ‘training for jihad’ to ‘kill people,’ is imprisone
  60. Pakistan village council beats Christian, threatens to kill him for marrying peaceful
  61. Sinkie Who Kena Friendzoned Touched Girl's Pussy! Decided To Skip Mata NS Duties And
  62. [Video] - Streamer's hand kena chopped off by attacker during live stream
  63. PAP To Spend $3.3 Billion This Year To Give 100,00 Civil Servants The Best Laptops, P
  64. [Sg] - Now you can have a 1hr phone call with (chiobu?) Sylvia Chan (fucked by ex-hub
  65. Commander in Chief Zelensky is now in Belgorod. Doomsday approaching for the Russkies
  66. I eat TOP 5 Food and Don't Get OLD! Japan's OLDEST Fitness Instructor 92 yr old Takis
  67. U.S. Department of Defense awarded a contract for ‘COVID-19 Research’ in Ukraine 3 mo
  68. UArseA can import these manufacturing talent Chinese to make Christmas toys and gifts
  69. Lao kway bu rocker Tina Turner has kicked the bucket
  70. Operation Blueprint : US tech mogul using 17-year-old son's blood in effort to stay y
  71. R.I.P Tina Turner
  72. Will he survive?
  73. U.S.Black Lives Matter Going Bankrupt
  74. Johore Gang Bang Party is on 20 June 2023. Any Sammyboy participants?
  75. Motherfucker Humkarchan Calvin Cheng carrying balls. Probably has something to gain.
  76. Swatch to take legal action to recover watches seized by Jiuhoo govt
  77. This is why TIK TOK must be banned
  78. We don't have sufficient carbon to sustain the greens in SG. More trees need to go!
  79. M’sian Woman Whose Charred Body Was Abandoned At Palm Oil Plantation Stabbed By Boyfr
  80. World Schizophrenia Awareness Day
  81. Drug Pasar Malam in Brazil
  82. This is what happened to bikers who like to squeeze in between vehicles
  83. How come some minister say “you only need small space” but other minister stay in hug
  84. Badge Lady Phoon Chiu Yoke shows off her skills in cross-examination in court
  85. PAPsmearer reveals SAF new Hunter AFV is so bad, even Aussies refuse to consider it
  86. Ridout Rajah Shan speaking about how inequality erodes social cohesion (except when h
  87. Grab MILF Co-Founder Tan Hooi Ling Stepping Down!
  88. Vaccine injuries
  89. Tourist visiting Singapore stole S$29,000 from friend and gambled it all away, gets j
  90. 85yo M’sian Man Dies While Trying To Prevent Dog From Being Captured By City Council
  91. The Two Royal Maharajahs of Singapura. One lived in the size of Jewel while the other
  92. Pioneers and immigrants should learn to integrate like the peranakan
  93. Two tambi ministers who elevated themselves to Rajahs.
  94. "I will never forgive the LGBTQ community for taking the rainbow color"
  95. An Expensive $86,000 Fuck
  96. This Jiuhoo Python must be damn thirsty
  97. What do you do when you know you're being short-changed at coffeshop and can't get yo
  98. Details on Aqaba Tunnel crash revealed as video surfaces...
  99. Reason why US will lose a war against China.
  100. 95 year old Aussie Old Fart Kenna tasered and died
  101. [GPGT] Lingzhi zeh zeh got very big tits
  102. Germany is in recession
  103. Lao Zoe Flaunts body in swimsuit! Samsters got erections?
  104. Based on this picture, Cantonese spoken language is unique
  105. Ridout Rajah Vivian was the one who launched Heritage Tree Scheme yet now chop chop c
  106. Comedy Skit on SPG Air Stewardess
  107. This is the classic face of a guilty muddafugger got got caught with his pants down
  108. Wok Hei : The ‘breath of the wok’
  109. Why is it so fucking difficult to find a trash bin these days? Especially in a shoppi
  110. New Malaysian military aircraft paper generals fight?
  111. [Sg video] - Hui Ge kena elderly abuse!
  112. [Sg video] - Toa Payoh man, 52, accused of 'fainting' in public regularly to beg for
  113. [Sg video] - Indian self-described 'black magic specialist' Babaji charges you $$$ to
  114. Islamic jihadis violate ceasefire, fire rockets into Israel from Gaza
  115. 156 years of evil BE create HK into a Sin city and lawlessness society..
  116. [Sg] - TADA driver demands S$100 to return laptop passenger left behind
  117. Another " Malaysia Boleh" moment
  118. How about exploring New Hampshire?
  119. CCP has forced the rebirth of a militarised Japan
  120. Close calls that could have changed the course of history
  121. UK screening of ‘The Kerala Story’ was abruptly canceled after British Board of Film
  122. Carrying a gun is important in USA
  123. 5-hour search in Hillview by police, including Gurkhas, for man allegedly spotted in
  124. Another example of the PAP technocrats destroying heritage
  125. DBS has gone Rainbow
  126. Tesla hates malay cars
  127. Niggers accused Chink as Racist for Make-Up Transformation into Kobe Bryant!
  128. [Sg] - 5-hour manhunt in Hillview by SPF, including Gurkhas, for dangerous man spotte
  129. KNN I kept getting permanent ban on Reddit for just 4 Chinese words.....
  130. [Video] - China inventor can't understand why his inventions have never made him rich
  131. [Sg] - Lawrence Wong announces he will take over as Sg PM either “before or after” th
  132. [Video] - Why do these boxes look like they're spinning?
  133. Ahneh engineers FT coming...
  134. Jeffrey Epstein Appeared to Threaten Bill Gates Over Microsoft Co-Founder’s Affair Wi
  135. Should I reply to Mr Jonathan Nassey?
  136. SJWs offended that Singaporean calls himself "Shigga Shay" and Indon calls himself "R
  137. This is why you should never insult a man with a small penis
  138. Life in Singapore increasingly challenging," said a Malaysian PR who considers return
  139. Nikon Z8 product tour
  140. 100% lab-grown babies in FIVE YEARS: Japanese researchers are on cusp of creating hum
  141. South African 1 : 0 Ang Moh
  142. Ginfreely kee siao Part 5. This time she's screaming away and scolding CCB until the
  143. 2 Ah Tiong gay fucks getting intimate in public
  144. A "supplement" that heal you even cancer and vax. Ian Welch
  145. ????? ???.
  146. CECA FT manufacturing industry coming to Singapore...
  147. 5 eye new economy booming... quick to copy...
  148. We are in Modi's good books, thanks to PAP
  149. Jiuhu rejoice huat chai ler... Job redesign becum Food Engjneer
  150. Meet RMAF new front line fighter
  151. Nice song and dance sequence...
  152. Neuralink is here! Approval granted...
  153. Wohhh... Modi is on the US sweet list to attack BRICS and China.. after Ukraine fail
  154. U.S. Recession Already Six Months Old, Says Fed Model
  155. If you love NTUC and you love to run, now is your chance
  156. Imagine as a parent you work incredibly hard to get your child into Oxford University
  157. Woman Claims Officer At Sultan Abu Bakar Immigration CIQ Withheld Her Passport For 30
  158. ‘They peed in my car’: 32-hour ride-sharing car ‘occupation’ by Chinese father and da
  159. Retard Commiecunts CCP like to show off but empty inside.
  160. AMDL milf kym?
  161. Are u in your 40s? Thinking of divorcing your other half?
  162. Siaolang opened plane door before plane lands.
  163. Terrorist Attack At Raffles Place MRT! Got Knifeman + Suicide Bomber! Watch How PAP M
  164. Self Entitled Woman Says M’sia Isn’t ‘Child Friendly’ After Customers Complain About
  165. European homebuyers outperform China in Australia’s property market
  166. International Index confirmed that Sinkieland provides opportunities to foreigners ov
  167. Powerball winner EdwinCastro is served with bombshell lawsuit that claims his $2billi
  168. Mudland Minister said the poor performance in recent ASEAN games due swimming trunks
  169. Fucked up Taiwan's Toilet Pit-cha! Ass Hole also Pitch bleeding badly, Taiwan Jamban
  170. British Cycling to ban transgender women from competing in female category
  171. US 'intentionally released Covid virus in Wuhan' EU summit told
  172. Just try bumping into a chow ah beng like that and see what happen
  173. Holy nun undecayed ????in Murika
  174. Who is this lao tiko Samster?
  175. China braces for new Covid wave with up to 65 million weekly cases
  176. Who is this Samster Kung Fu master showing off his skills in the middle of the road?
  177. Muud Old Fart Admits To Everyone On The MRT That He's A Coward!
  178. France muslim migrant tells teen girl, ‘I am going to cut your throats. You and your
  179. [Video] - Movie about AMDK in Thai prison (based on real-life case, movie shot in rea
  180. [Movie] - AMDL chiobu fakes her death but gets raped for real at the morgue
  181. When the economy is good, we the PAP gahmen did it. When the economy is bad it is the
  182. Can someone please help her ? She needs s place to stay.
  183. After open up.... many countries queue to visit China and Xi ...
  184. ???? Double headed snake US kenna fucked off by China...
  185. m&d driver wanted $100 for the return of a laptop left in his car by a passenger.
  186. Uganda former Islamic teacher becomes christian, 'pious' muslims beat him until he is
  187. Prepare to replace yr Peenoy maids... spy maid in yr home..
  188. [Sg video] - Douyin Frog mascot chased MiXue (??) mascot at Paya Lebar Square
  189. These asshole army generals are using fiat dollars to build arms..
  190. Jiuhukia Faggot Says That Jiuhu islamists Have Been Funded By Gambling Companies!
  191. What if syed putra is in sinkie or know chinese....
  192. Good Passenger Open Aeroplane's Door In Midair For Some Fresh Air! Guess Race!
  193. [Video] - Woman Wakes Up after a 20-Year Long Coma
  194. Plans to travel the world’: Brisbane woman Dani Duchatel dies in front of parents dur
  195. PLANDEMIC measures are all about DEPOPULATION: Study links face masks to increased ri
  196. [Video] - Man (literally) pokes fun at Marmot, then feeds it delicious mango
  197. [Sg video] - Man jaywaling across road kena hit by heavy vehicle
  198. Not cheating nor live on debts and printing paper money to buy real goods from these
  199. [Video] - Man demolishes entire tower with just a hammer
  200. [Video] - Hawk remains perfectly still in mid-air
  201. Of course they have no future...
  202. [Video] - South Korean chiobu streamer Jinnytty says when she goes to high places, he
  203. [Video] - Brie Larson gets sexually excited seeing John Cena
  204. [Sg video] - Young Vivian Balakrishnan faces off with Young K Shanmugam
  205. [Sg video] - Zermatt Neo eats 20 persons worth of food from Jollibee!
  206. [Video] - China : Drunk man assaulted Female Cashier in 7-11; kena jailed 15 days
  207. [Sg video] - The only NASI PADANG BUFFET in Singapore
  208. [Sg] - Ix Shen credits the rigorous SAF training he received for helping him survive
  209. [Video] - When you order 12 chicken nuggets but only get 9
  210. [Video] - Giant Worm kena swallowed alive by even larger Giant Leech
  211. [Video] - Street magician says the best way to stop a woman from nagging is to pull o
  212. New York City outlaws discrimination on the basis of weight, height
  213. S'pore Records 54 Covid-19 Deaths In April, Almost All Aged 60 & Above
  214. College enrollment continues to slide as more students question the value of a four-y
  215. Samster Oppie Old Farts Need SYT Female Companionship? $21 Per Hour Only!
  216. Press Gang: To publish or not to publish, the internal struggles of news outlets in S
  217. Lawyer becomes hawker. KNN Why she study law and deprive others of a place in law sch
  218. ISIS brides stuck in Middle East sue over Aussie government’s ‘broken promise’ to let
  219. British Airways IT glitch sparks 'absolute chaos' with 175 flight cancellations
  220. DR Congo 'peaceful' muslims ambush key crossing point, murder three people, burn cars
  221. Picnic Inside MRT Train. ????
  222. You are to blame for this sorry state of football
  223. Tiong suan Winnie Xi with modified Hokkien song. Tanwahtiu got report to CCPee?
  224. Is this Uncle stupid or what!.....
  225. Liddat how to win?
  226. After Tan Chuan-Jin gets mistaken for Chan Chun Sing, he posts photo of the 2 of them
  227. SIA should share profits with nation after having received govt assistance
  228. HKie pai Kia tells you what it’s like
  229. Tiongs asked Oh Lang Illegals to Fuck Off!
  230. Registration for NDP tickets starts on 29 May, 12pm
  231. Nigger as US chaiman of 5he Joint Chiefs CCP frightened?
  232. Jiuhoo teens very horny : One-third of Malaysian teens engage in sex before age 14
  233. Tiong-made passenger plane making its first flight in Shanghai. Tanhuawtiu got suppor
  234. Tiong building's skin peeled off. Tanwahtiu how come liddat?
  235. See how Tanwahtiu rebuked AMDK.
  236. Stolen slaves are returning to Africa.... to build African Empire ...
  237. Who help us with the Fukushima nuclear disaster?
  238. Jippun Siaolang copycat AMDK anyhow chop and shot killed 4!
  239. Tanwahtiu comprain plane simbeh stuffy, so he opened door.
  240. US dogs SK kenna cheated by Biden, return to kowtau China..
  241. Wiki declares Tiong-Cock going thru Cultural Revolution v2.0 now. Tanwahtiu got bang
  242. ‘The Little Mermaid’: Chinese State Run Media Warns Disney To Stop Pushing Racism Nar
  243. Pope Francis?
  244. Why the 72-werjin religion is so fucked-up.
  245. What watch does k Sham
  246. I love being in a throuple — we share a king-sized bed but no jealousy
  247. When i go to china, i need to paint myself black
  248. ‘Hidden in plain sight’: Melbourne couple Chee Kit Chong, 44, and Angie Yeh Liaw, 29
  249. Crocodile farmer torn to pieces by 40 of his own reptiles
  250. Real reasons why you have an itchy bum - including when it's sign of 'silent killer'