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ladyassassinato
11-08-2004, 09:20 PM
Hardly a weekend goes by without the Ladyassassinator ply the familiar ferry route to that infamous island of sin........... Batam. Attracted by the lure of gambling joints and cheap ‘ceweks'.......... This has been the old assassinator’s hunting ground for several years.
Accompanied by his ever-faithful sidekick “Horny”, the two finally reach Batam centre ferry terminal after the 1 hour ferry ride. Onboard taxi, ‘bang, hantar planet holiday di jodoh’.
See all the familiar roads again, ccb, this must be the 200th time in bloody Batam. Reached Planet, taxi fare 35k, knn 5k extra just because jodoh a bit further. Fuck, this is Batam and like my friend Horny always says ‘We come to Batam to get hustled’.
Checked in hotel, everyone recognises us and soon Horny already calling his Batam chabor, whom I reckon, has been his Batam sex slave this past 2 years. I keep telling my brother Horny he again kena ‘kungtao’ by this Kalimantam bitch but he just shrug it off and insisting her ‘service’ is excellent. Oh well! As for moi, no awaiting chabo (although ceweks aplenty) as old uncle still so choosy and want young, pretty, got model look and high-class chick. KNN in Batam where to find one!
So my reality here is to either lower expectations and goes for the ceweks or call the local OKT to book the PRC gals or a fucking Rsssian (CCB, $400 for overnight). Whatnore I can’t speck a syllable of mandarin so must fuck using sign language.
The two now adjourned to the 4th floor at the so called Jupiter ‘Club’, another front for the ceaseless gambling found in all of Batam. The hours passed as old uncle losing crazily at the jackpot machines while Horny having better luck at the roulette machine.
Why life so unfair? Lady luck always smile for Horny as his Endeavour say off another handsome profit of $800 but not for poor uncle, again losing another 500 bucks to the silly machines. Oh well, story of my life. Some people have all the luck while others wallow in constant misery.
Soon Horny’s sex slave arrived at the scene. She looks like those typical Batam chabo, very ah lianish and unsophiscated and average looking…… the type only good for a good fuck and blowjob. Aiyah, why I set my expectations so high. If only can be less choosy and be more easily appeased, also can get a sex slave like Horny’s as Batam got so many if one is not so fussy, right? They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but alas my eyes are always looking for the unattainable and aiming for the sky.
Stupid old man! Anyway now time for dinner and headed for Nagoya food court for seafood dinner. Mucho cheapo, got fish, crab, some ‘gong gong’ and chicken wings. Total cost of meal, 125k Rp. Now stomach is full, go on prowl for cunt. Visited nearby Alisan KTV at 4th floor Formosa Hotel while Horny go try his luck at ‘Studio Lucky’.
Did not see my PR cewek ‘Sara’ working today. She is a sexy girl from Bandung whom I bonked before. Lovely white and fleshly tits and cute face. KNN, boh bian, so checked out the fish tank girls. BUTOH! All lousy and cannot meet uncle’s high standards. Fuck, what to do now?
Decided to go for massage at the next door ‘King Massage’. 2 hours of long massage later, the old cewek aunty asked me ‘Want Special?’ OK lah, close my eyes while she gives me stimulating balls massage and HJ. Tipped her 50k Rp. She asked 100k, told her off in Malay to go fly kite, KNN think uncle first time in Batam or what?
So now go look for Horny at the dimly lit gambling centre. He won another 2 million Rp on the silly ‘rolling ball’ game. He always win and I suspect the operator got ‘kelong’ for him because he on good term with the boss. By the way, did you all know that all forms of gambling are rigged in Batam? Be in it these gambling ‘game centres’, KTV, discos, hotel and casinos. Believe uncle’s words – he has learnt from experience and years of being bashed. Every fucking game is controlled and full of trickery. OK lah, believe what you will.
So now, a bit fulfilled by the hand job, the trio headed to Pacific Disco for the night entertainment. Sex slave called earlier to booked our favorite KTV room ‘310’ at Pacific - CB, now the most happening disco in Batam as it is a new complex and they also building a new huge casino there to suck more Singaporean money. Disco like Sphinx and Ozone now not so popular because old and run down. Even Planet have dropped but still attracted the ecstasy crowd.
On reaching Pacific, Horny called his usual Batam Kakis like ‘Ah Boon’ and company. Before long, our KTV room filled with chabos and ‘abang’ and all the riff-raffs of Batam society. But KNN, old uncle still without cewek or chabo for the night. How can? So go down disco to see any prospects. Fuck, so dark and the CB loud music but no luck on the cewek hunt. Those that approached me and asked me wanna ‘on’ not my taste and those I see that is a bit not so bad already got ‘abang’. CB, usual story……..FUCK!!!!!!!
Already high and drunk and all steamed up but no hole to park my precious dick inside!!!
Feeled frustrated, called ‘mummy’ bring her best looking cewek to the KTV room. Soon, 3 of them hastily appeared for ‘show parade’ but again old man turned down all as they cannot make it in my bloody choosy eyes. Horny now shaking his head at uncle as if saying ‘uncle, you no hope one.’ Or maybe he just too drugged out. Ha ha………..
Uncle now boh bian oredi, time about 3am. Finally (as always) ask Horny’s sex slave to call the local OKT ‘Ah Liang’ bring some China gals or Russian or whatever and made his choice as OKT flashed a smile at the thought of snaring another sucker mer the night and this one repeatedly. Damaged $350 after $50 discount for regular punter uncle. Actually the PRC at most of Geylang Lor 8 standard but at 3am in the morning to the drunk and heavily sedated uncle, everything now looks good especially a China pussy…..
END OF PART 1
the 'Lau'
11-08-2004, 09:48 PM
notice some spelling errors like "tipical" but fuk who the hell cares unless u sitting for english exams. keke. Uncle, u can hor. jump from bkk to batam. but u sound like a seasoned campaigner of batam la.
max_911
11-08-2004, 09:52 PM
keep it rolling man
:)
LauheroNo1
11-08-2004, 09:57 PM
bro A. can introduce your friend "horny" to me so I can ask him for kangtao to get one "sex slave" chabo in batam!! hahaha. I also one la.
Aiya uncle, u so choosy la. screw "cewek" also can wat. cheap cheap only. seems like u had more enjoyment in bkk hor. my two cents worth........
emperor
11-08-2004, 09:58 PM
Eh, uncle, out of curiousity hor, how old are you, ah?
ladyassassinato
11-08-2004, 11:10 PM
Eh, uncle, out of curiousity hor, how old are you, ah?
Aiya old is old la. or some say "old is gold". 44 going onto 45. but how old dose'nt matter as it is how one feels in the heart and mind. Heard of the adage "you only as old as you feel". May be 44 but still cheonging away like a randy 30 year old. Tried telling my dick he's 44 but he still refuses to listen and wants to cheong away ( while he still can), if not there always the wonder of supplements eg viagra etc... ho ho
ladyassassinato
12-08-2004, 10:41 AM
This uncle more hiong than me. Fired so many shots in BKK MP then next day still can chiong 'Club Pegasak'. I in BKK also never fuck so many times in 24 hours. Hehehehe! :D
tks for the compliments bro. yalor, go bkk so hiong. heading yr way in early Sep and maybe we can hook up/lim kopi since got yr hp no in the forum. bkk has opened new dimensions in my cheonging exploits and also I hv become pretty sien of batam after so many years of womanising and gambling there in that island of sin. now look for new horizons in LOS. haha
So now go look for Horny at the dimly lit gambling centre. He won another 2 million Rp on the silly ‘rolling ball’ game. He always win and I suspect the operator got ‘kelong’ for him because he on good term with the boss. By the way, did you all know that all forms of gambling are rigged in Batam? Be in it these gambling ‘game centres’, KTV, discos, hotel and casinos. Believe uncle’s words – he has learnt from experience and years of being bashed. Every fucking game is controlled and full of trickery. OK lah, believe what you will.
END OF PART 1
In-ni keow mana a sai pua 1 .... ;)
keep it rolling man
:)
yoz bro,
that time wanted to meet you but you not free ya ... still there? :)
max_911
12-08-2004, 11:46 AM
yoz bro,
that time wanted to meet you but you not free ya ... still there? :)
:) hehe still alive like the same old days enjoying the place . mabe try arrange to meetup tis month if we are available wif bm
:) hehe still alive like the same old days enjoying the place . mabe try arrange to meetup tis month if we are available wif bm
Points noted. I will check wif BM :)
ladyassassinato
12-08-2004, 01:32 PM
In-ni keow mana a sai pua 1 .... ;)
aiya, long cheong bua sai puak la. located at formosa hotel, in front of the orchid saloon is studio lucky. where "esteeka" is also located. Aiya , u old hand batam like me know all the gambling places wat. got jackpot , horse machines and "bola roulette". other places are windsor and starlight which is in front of A1 food court. all in central Nagoya area.
u ask max 911 la. he expert all these places bec I introduced him one. hehehe
u ask max 911 la. he expert all these places bec I introduced him one. hehehe
he arh? aiyo ... he gambling king of BTM liao loh ... hehe :D
uncle, part II of your FR leh? :p
ladyassassinato
12-08-2004, 01:48 PM
he arh? aiyo ... he gambling king of BTM liao loh ... hehe :D
uncle, part II of your FR leh? :p
kambing....i mean coming. Ya agreed, he king of judi. knn, everytime he go pacific or sphinx, all the "wasik" (ping-pong game chabos and ceweks) all quickly come into his ktv room, want to mark his cards ah. bec he play so big. sometimes also manager must pay visit to him. I think he at home got rupiah printing machine...ho ho
kambing....i mean coming. Ya agreed, he king of judi. knn, everytime he go pacific or sphinx, all the "wasik" (ping-pong game chabos and ceweks) all quickly come into his ktv room, want to mark his cards ah. bec he play so big. sometimes also manager must pay visit to him. I think he at home got rupiah printing machine...ho ho
wow lau .... can ask him to print some in-ni tun for me anot? the most I supply my own paper and ink lah .... hehe
uncle, we all like dat de seow him, wait he pukul us how? ... :o
ladyassassinato
12-08-2004, 02:27 PM
wow lau .... can ask him to print some in-ni tun for me anot? the most I supply my own paper and ink lah .... hehe
uncle, we all like dat de seow him, wait he pukul us how? ... :o
no la. he won't pukul lau uncle la. wait he no more kaki go batam. nvm. we juz cakap melayu in forum he sure sotong. uncle melayu kuat kuat bec olden days kampung boy. ;)
no la. he won't pukul lau uncle la. wait he no more kaki go batam. nvm. we juz cakap melayu in forum he sure sotong. uncle melayu kuat kuat bec olden days kampung boy. ;)
tapi, gua punya bahasa tak kuat leh ... :(
ladyassassinato
12-08-2004, 11:12 PM
Part 2
Do you know we men are all alike! Faced with the prospect of a delicious but unfamiliar cunt sitting next to you, our thoughts will only focus on one thing….whether the cunt will give you a good time or not? Unfortunately, in batam, prc girls can be a pretty dicey proposition. Firstly, prc girls in batam are a premium, not like in S’pore where they are easily attainable and dime-a-dozen, hence the pricey rate ($350 to $400 for overnight). Secondly, they are not known to be “service” oriented type of chabo and are born hustlers, esp towards a non-mandarin speaking lau uncle like myself. Chiat lak rite? Uncle assassinator also very used to the notion of having “service” delivered to him automatically, having been pampered when cheonging in health centres joints and in GL.
But booking prc girls in batam is mostly a “hit and miss”affair for me as many a times, kena conned or kena bad service. Knn, wish they had an “idiots guide to prc girls” to help out this hopelessly lost uncle. Perhaps, I suspect is the communication barrier which I will always face. Stupid mah! Cannot speak mandarin, still want pretty looks & swee chabo so always experimenting as such in batam at a high price!!! But like they say, sometimes life is a gamble hor! (Wah liao, can see all the bros in forum waiting to flame me for such stupidity oredi, haha). One day, I tell you all my bad experiences when we lim kopi together in batam, ok. So, back to FR.
The china doll looks quite chio la, long haired and looking like a beauty from Shanghai. Naturally, she cannot speak English so chiat lak uncle have to sign language again. “Horny” conversed to her in fluent mandarin and I found out her name “Pao Li” from Sichuan or something. She just came to batam a week ago and here on contract for 1 to 2 months. Mostly I think no visa to enter S’pore so kena divert to batam and they cater to S’poreans with expensive taste or the richer clientele of batam.
China girl bo pian kena goondu non-speaking uncle, so she rubbed me here and there and keep pouring more beer into the already drunk uncle, probably hoping he get too stoned drunk to bonk her tonight. Har ha. All this while, horny and sex slave watching lau uncle’s actions and laughing their heads off but nvm, I enjoy myself and continue to have good time. In ktv room also can switch on the loud, booming techno music while all the abangs and their chabos danced kung-fu style and jumped about. This is Batam what! Anything and everything goes. After all the action died down, knn already 6am and time for horny and uncle to adjourn to hotel for some screwing action with sex slave and $350 china girl respectively.
Back in hotel room, china bitch now quickly showered and popped out wrapped in towel like tortilla while horny uncle waiting anxiously in bed for his expensive fuck. After some misguided sign language, uncle finally gets his long awaited fuck but alas, no service. The cunt played with my dick, never even lick nipples and no foreplay just want me to quickly insert it in her pussy. I had to mimick to her to indicate I want some BJ so she did so reluctantly and only a few quick licks with condom on. Sien but wat to do? Drunk and horny, I forced my throbbing tool into the china cb and pumped furiously while she moaned away like a suffering seal. Fuck!! another knncb china bitch that is as dead as a fish in bed but nevertheless, horny uncle still fucked away like no tomorrow.
Despite all this, still admiring her svelte figure and porcelain whitish skin and texture of this china beauty, so not a total waste! If only she had given better service!!After feeling spent, the cb pretend sleep quickly don’t want to be disturbed yea but uncle now still feeling drowsy and hung over, cannot sleep. Soon, it was time for her to leave as almost 10am. Seems she cannot wait to chabut but hang on, uncle won’t let her off so easily and indicated to her wanted a 2nd fuck. She bo pian, customer’s wish and opened her lily white thighs again for horny uncle to force fuck her again for a second round. Ha ha, must make your money’s worth what!! Now time for her to fuck off as she called OKT driver to come to pick her up at hotel lobby, Paid her the $350, knn, she got the cheek to ask for tip, told her to fuck spider (but don’t think she understood my sign language again) and after she went off, I passed out into a blissful sleep……
(Aiya, maybe shd title this FR as “the pitfalls of bonking prc girls in batam, lor”) :confused:
Uncle,
Thanks for your FR.
I thought most PRCs are like that 1 - chop chop kali pop :o
even the Batam FLs also like that ... always say : "Abang, lu cepat keluar ya ..." :(
as for this:
[One day, I tell you all my bad experiences when we lim kopi together in batam, ok.]
hope to hear your uncle stories soon ya ... hehe
Sinoview
12-08-2004, 11:57 PM
Hee....heee.... Our friend ate Peking Duck in an small Indonesian Island called Ba..dummmm....
Lesson learned.... better go for the main stream lah......
ladyassassinato
13-08-2004, 12:14 AM
Hee....heee.... Our friend ate Peking Duck in an small Indonesian Island called Ba..dummmm....
Lesson learned.... better go for the main stream lah......
Yup u are rite but this is the price i pay for being choosy uncle. Cannot cakap mandarin also want to dip and try china girl quality. haha. But honestly, I do keep some regular "sayangs" in batam as been cheonging there for years. My Success rate with "ceweks" much better bec I superconversant in Malay and can sien them like siao. But for prc girls, maybe one out of 10 or 20 only can get a good time. But I like to live life dangerously for the fun of it.
My exploits in Riau islands far and wide in younger days. Have u ever tried taking an "ojak" (ride on the back of a motor=scooter) for 24 miles just to go to a kampung called "Batu 24" in Tanjung Pinang to look for ceweks? Believe me, I have done it all. Lately, changing focus to LOS after two wonderful trips there. But btm being so near, no problem for weekend getaway as it is kinda my kampung also. Bro Max 911 can testify to that as he is one of my regular btm kakis also.... :)
LauheroNo1
13-08-2004, 04:40 PM
Uncle, seem like you are bloody loaded hor. I really envy the way you spent, spending money just like throwing water. I think you also have a money printing machine at home ke ke ke but print US dollar.
But for taste mah......... I think your standard fluctuate leh. After enjoyed like 'siow' in bkk how can you be satisfied with batam standard of fucking? I have been to batam before and those gals there all cannot make it lah. Go to the massage palour those gals sitting there all look like 'refugee' lah, how to choose?
Anyway, the China gal you took shd be have some standard cos I trust your taste (from your bkk model photo) but to pay $350 for it.......... Really 'siow' although you enjoy like 'siow'.
I trust and think you are a Playboy who also a great womanizer. Very anxious to see how you look like. Andy Lau, Simon Yam..............
Just pm you my hand phone no. Please call me when you conform your next cheong to bkk in Sep. I tag along, can?
justl00king
13-08-2004, 04:55 PM
But for taste mah......... I think your standard fluctuate leh. After enjoyed like 'siow' in bkk how can you be satisfied with batam standard of fucking? I have been to batam before and those gals there all cannot make it lah. Go to the massage palour those gals sitting there all look like 'refugee' lah, how to choose?
Anyway, the China gal you took shd be have some standard cos I trust your taste (from your bkk model photo) but to pay $350 for it.......... Really 'siow' although you enjoy like 'siow'.
agree with what u say on the batam standard. me not the really choosy kind but still difficult to find one satisfactory. maybe me newbie so no lobang for better stuff. :D
as for the $350 one price ok lah...not too ex...just whack her three or four times to divide out the cost loh.. :D
ladyassassinato
13-08-2004, 05:15 PM
Uncle, seem like you are bloody loaded hor. I really envy the way you spent, spending money just like throwing water. I think you also have a money printing machine at home ke ke ke but print US dollar.
But for taste mah......... I think your standard fluctuate leh. After enjoyed like 'siow' in bkk how can you be satisfied with batam standard of fucking? I have been to batam before and those gals there all cannot make it lah. Go to the massage palour those gals sitting there all look like 'refugee' lah, how to choose?
Anyway, the China gal you took shd be have some standard cos I trust your taste (from your bkk model photo) but to pay $350 for it.......... Really 'siow' although you enjoy like 'siow'.
I trust and think you are a Playboy who also a great womanizer. Very anxious to see how you look like. Andy Lau, Simon Yam..............
Just pm you my hand phone no. Please call me when you conform your next cheong to bkk in Sep. I tag along, can?
yo brother. you are rite! I do look partly like "Andy Lau" but guess which part?..... the part that says "Lau". ho ho. Aiyo, uncle so lau oredi just throw rupiah to compensate for lack of good looks and youth la.
Sure, we must go bkk together this sept and enjoy another 5 star cheonging expedition...... :)
LauheroNo1
13-08-2004, 05:35 PM
agree with what u say on the batam standard. me not the really choosy kind but still difficult to find one satisfactory. maybe me newbie so no lobang for better stuff. :D
as for the $350 one price ok lah...not too ex...just whack her three or four times to divide out the cost loh.. :D
But $350 for 1 PRC quite ex lar (After discount some more), Singapore can get cheaper. Like I used to go Dynasty Ktv, I easily can book a PRC at $300 for a night bonking. So go to batam and spend this type of money really don't worth mah. I think the OKT easily pocketed one or two hundred dollar.
As for better stuff, you can go disco and look see look see. If you are lucky, you can get some good one. I ever hooked a pretty chick at a restaurant and later found out that she is a singer of one of the Ktv disco.
So no harm trying right?
Batam Man
13-08-2004, 05:39 PM
tapi, gua punya bahasa tak kuat leh ... :(
Tak kuat?
Minum aja Irex + Extra Joss, pasti miang!!! :D
But $350 for 1 PRC quite ex lar (After discount some more), Singapore can get cheaper. Like I used to go Dynasty Ktv, I easily can book a PRC at $300 for a night bonking. So go to batam and spend this type of money really don't worth mah. I think the OKT easily pocketed one or two hundred dollar.
Uncle Lau:
not only the BT agents pocket the Rps, not to forget the garment paks also got cut ya ... ;) hehe
PRC ayams running in kampong land? :eek: dun slash wanna wait until when?
Tak kuat?
Minum aja Irex + Extra Joss, pasti miang!!! :D
knn, thought you went jkt liao ... suddenly appear, wanna scare me die huh?
btw, you dun turn ppl's thread into tcss thread hor ... hehe :D
LauheroNo1
13-08-2004, 05:59 PM
Uncle Lau:
not only the BT agents pocket the Rps, not to forget the garment paks also got cut ya ... ;) hehe
PRC ayams running in kampong land? :eek: dun slash wanna wait until when?
Wah, like that lagi not worth lah. How can we become carrot?
That why I go batam I don't go for fuck. I prefer to go to those decent massage palours where you can book 2 gals at one time to give you a 4 hands massage....... shiok. Only cost $20 for 2 hours. Than later can go to saloon and visit shampoo gals to do hair wash and facial. Cost around $20 to $30 only.
Cheap and good right? I think this is one thing worth spending in batam. Correct me if I am wrong.
Sinoview
13-08-2004, 06:18 PM
Yup u are rite but this is the price i pay for being choosy uncle. Cannot cakap mandarin also want to dip and try china girl quality. haha. But honestly, I do keep some regular "sayangs" in batam as been cheonging there for years. My Success rate with "ceweks" much better bec I superconversant in Malay and can sien them like siao. But for prc girls, maybe one out of 10 or 20 only can get a good time. But I like to live life dangerously for the fun of it.
My exploits in Riau islands far and wide in younger days. Have u ever tried taking an "ojak" (ride on the back of a motor=scooter) for 24 miles just to go to a kampung called "Batu 24" in Tanjung Pinang to look for ceweks? Believe me, I have done it all. Lately, changing focus to LOS after two wonderful trips there. But btm being so near, no problem for weekend getaway as it is kinda my kampung also. Bro Max 911 can testify to that as he is one of my regular btm kakis also.... :)
Bro asssa,
Language is not a real issue for bonking unless you want to romance the gal lah.... But to pay for imported good in any place surely will cost more.
If you intend to go China for the beauties...let me know...I think I can be of some help here... You will be spoiled for choice lah.
Me, been to batam for golf and leisure before but don't know why leh still prefer the northern asian food leh...the fairer type. Even when I go BKK, somehow the gals I picked were alway those fairer type and look more like Chinese, jap, Korean, the fairer mixed etc
LOS still got a lot to offer inspite of the language barrier.
Since you still can enjoy Batam....just go for it. If when to try PRC, ha...ha.. let's go to the Dragon land....
Cheers
ladyassassinato
13-08-2004, 06:23 PM
Basically there are a few categories of batam-goers:
- "lau ah peks" going for sweet young ceweks (but heard nowadays they go tg batu bec cheaper leh);
- melayu abangs going for their cewek mistresses;
-ah bengs going for gambling cum cheonging at game centres/play ping pong or "Horseh" machines in discos/ktvs/niteclubs
- auntys and uncles hitting the casinos at waterfront, goodway hotel and pura jaya in nongsa
-stupid golfers clonging up their golf bags all over immigrasi and ferries
I fall into a bit of all the above categories except playing stupid golf as they are mostly the crowd plying nongsa resorts.
H/r nobody goes batam just strictly for traditional urut msg or hair wash at saloons and these all just incidental activities when they get bored with the night life and cewek/chabo scene.
Btm Man! Extra Joss remark means he's been too long in btm so watch too much tv or tv on when bonking cewek rite!! ho ho... selalu makan jamu kasih lagi kuat kuat, bang !!!
ladyassassinato
13-08-2004, 06:27 PM
Bro asssa,
Language is not a real issue for bonking unless you want to romance the gal lah.... But to pay for imported good in any place surely will cost more.
If you intend to go China for the beauties...let me know...I think I can be of some help here... You will be spoiled for choice lah.
Me, been to batam for golf and leisure before but don't know why leh still prefer the northern asian food leh...the fairer type. Even when I go BKK, somehow the gals I picked were alway those fairer type and look more like Chinese, jap, Korean, the fairer mixed etc
LOS still got a lot to offer inspite of the language barrier.
Since you still can enjoy Batam....just go for it. If when to try PRC, ha...ha.. let's go to the Dragon land....
Cheers
Tks for the tip bro and u are rite.. I never been to the Dragon land and is probably my last frontier. Sooner or later, will round up some brothers to accompany me to ultimate cheong land but kinda inferiority complex bec I chinese but cannot speak mandarin.
LauheroNo1
13-08-2004, 07:12 PM
H/r nobody goes batam just strictly for traditional urut msg or hair wash at saloons and these all just incidental activities when they get bored with the night life and cewek/chabo scene.
Ya lah, uncle you got the spending power mah. For me I only try things that cannot find in S'pore. Those lousy chick is out of the question.
As for bkk.......... I am CUMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG................
ladyassassinato
14-08-2004, 09:54 AM
H/r nobody goes batam just strictly for traditional urut msg or hair wash at saloons and these all just incidental activities when they get bored with the night life and cewek/chabo scene.
Ya lah, uncle you got the spending power mah. For me I only try things that cannot find in S'pore. Those lousy chick is out of the question.
As for bkk.......... I am CUMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG................
Aiya bro. why tok like that? I spent like that bec i live life by the moment.
Anyway, I also wrong to say "nobody" bec one day I myself went batam forgot that its Ramadan month, so everything mostly closed and only the 'clean' activities like shopping and traditional massage opened for business. On that day, I go batam only lim kopi and go traditional massage.KNN, bo pian wat everything closed. 3Hours later back to ferry terminal oredi. Told taxi driver of my 3 hrs trip to batam, we both laugh like hell. So I stand corrected!! :confused:
ladyassassinato
14-08-2004, 11:49 AM
Any brother out there want to gp Batam today?
LauheroNo1
14-08-2004, 12:07 PM
Aiya bro. why tok like that? I spent like that bec i live life by the moment.
Anyway, I also wrong to say "nobody" bec one day I myself went batam forgot that its Ramadan month, so everything mostly closed and only the 'clean' activities like shopping and traditional massage opened for business. On that day, I go batam only lim kopi and go traditional massage.KNN, bo pian wat everything closed. 3Hours later back to ferry terminal oredi. Told taxi driver of my 3 hrs trip to batam, we both laugh like hell. So I stand corrected!! :confused:
Ha ha, I sound like talking cock in this FR lah, that why my point kana cut. But this FR is just like a "speaker corner" is it? If every thing have to be reserved, not shiok lah. Like the way you enjoyed in bkk I really envy it but the way you spent money like 'throwing water' in batam, I thing it's not worth lor.
I screw 'wisely' you see. Actually in s'pore also can get some 'interesting chicks', if you want you can pm me so that I can recommend some of my free lance 'screwing partners' to you. Don't mistaken, I am not an OKT ok. In exchange you need to guide me to bkk you know? Hee hee...... :D
yo brother. you are rite! I do look partly like "Andy Lau" but guess which part?..... the part that says "Lau". ho ho. Aiyo, uncle so lau oredi just throw rupiah to compensate for lack of good looks and youth la.
Sure, we must go bkk together this sept and enjoy another 5 star cheonging expedition...... :)
Bro if you visit Bangkok can try up this place orbit
http://img65.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img65&image=Image168.jpg
Full of prety girl (noticed you are choosy) :cool:
Wah, like that lagi not worth lah. How can we become carrot?
That why I go batam I don't go for fuck. I prefer to go to those decent massage palours where you can book 2 gals at one time to give you a 4 hands massage....... shiok. Only cost $20 for 2 hours. Than later can go to saloon and visit shampoo gals to do hair wash and facial. Cost around $20 to $30 only.
Cheap and good right? I think this is one thing worth spending in batam. Correct me if I am wrong.
sad to say being a carrot head is nothin new be it in Batam or any cheong scene ... :o
wow lau eh .... decent massage parlour do 4 hands massage .... you really good ya .... hahaha
you are rite! once I did a hair wash & facial for Rp124,000 (S$24) at the saloon @ Farmosa ... but my fren say I 'seow' ... :( I guess he doesn't understand why men need to do facial and the market rate of facial (for men) in Sg.
Ha ha, I sound like talking cock in this FR lah, that why my point kana cut.
Added yours back ;)
sad to say being a carrot head is nothin new be it in Batam or any cheong scene ... wow lau eh .... decent massage parlour do 4 hands massage .... you really good ya .... hahaha
you are rite! once I did a hair wash & facial for Rp124,000 (S$24) at the saloon @ Farmosa ... but my fren say I 'seow' ... :( I guess he doesn't understand why men need to do facial and the market rate of facial (for men) in Sg.
i fully understand why u need to do facial :D
me also really need haha
i fully understand why u need to do facial :D
me also really need haha
you understand? you got as 'moh peng' as me meh?
I facial also no use 1 lah, think must do face-lift :(
ryanlim
16-08-2004, 05:23 PM
you understand? you got as 'moh peng' as me meh?
I facial also no use 1 lah, think must do face-lift :(
be like Ah Tu lor........go for a "Face" change :D
hugh jorgan
16-08-2004, 05:28 PM
notice some spelling errors like "tipical" but fuk who the hell cares unless u sitting for english exams. keke. Uncle, u can hor. jump from bkk to batam. but u sound like a seasoned campaigner of batam la.
Ecsakly. I cudnt agri with yu mor sinse as sum emminent philsofer once sid, 'a phuk's a phuk, for phuks sake'. N i too agri unkle sowns like sisend kampainer of batum.
ladyassassinato
16-08-2004, 08:34 PM
Just came back fm another rousing weekend in batam with "horny" and bro max 911. Sadly nothing inspirational to report about as it was quite routine; stayed at usual planet holiday hotel, gambled at jackpot and game machines at hotel formosa's game centre, makan seafood, book ktv at pacific disco,got drunk and booked a cewek from the disco downstairs for bonking the night away (no prc tis time).
Only highlight of night was when a catfight erupted between 2 batam ceweks. Usual issue about one abang's cewek accusing the other of "curi ayam" (literal meaning "steal chicken") so they went for each other's throat and sent things a-flying in ktv room i.e handphones, glasses and any inanimate objects they can get their hands-on. Like scene out of old western movie, a typical bar-brawl...cewek style. ho ho. Aiya, some brothers in batam are so stupid..
My motto is never get sentimental in relationships with women in batam. A big No-no as many bros has experienced to their detriment. Best philosophy is to bonk, pay and forget! Was told this even by a local batam cheongster. He said he will not screw any cewek if they dont accept his money i.e keep it transactional. Good advice my man, We all hear stories abt bros getting free and repeated fucks.Worse, never put on condom and soon thereafter, cewek or charbo telling u she's pregnant, rite!! The usual & favourite trick of batam women.
Some ceweks even agreed for overnite booking and price, right. But after one bonk, they make excuse say one to chabut bec some family emergency or watever fake excuse they can think of. In reality, the cewek got another abang sms-ing and she want to go FL somewhere else!!Aiyo, all hustlers but wat to do, they hv to hustle for a living. I can tell u some stories man!!
As i said, batam is full of cons everywhere. Taking a taxi for eg. got all kinds of cons and strategies. 1st rule, never take hotel taxi, immediately extra 10k Rp charge. Just walk outside and hail a taxi, can negotiate price. Remember, if one refuses still got another hundred awaiting yr fare as half the people in batam seems to be taxidrivers! 2nd rule, after telling driver where u want to go, never ask him how much? you're screwed when u do so as there is no such thing as an honest taxidriver in batam (maybe all of Indonesia-haha). Always tell the guy how much u want to pay to go where and start 5k rp lower than wat u intend to pay. Eg I going from Jodoh to Penuin i am prepared to pay 15k Rp so i tell taxi 10k and he will counter yr offer by saying 15k ,then done deal!! If he accepts 10K, then its a bonus.
I remember one conjob by taxi where we never negotiate pr, so he agreed to take us go makan and later go see cewek rite! Die, after makan 1 to 2 hours later he brought us to brothel, charge us hourly charge at 60K Rp bec he waited for u while u makan leisurely. so knn, kena pay 120k rp for taxi.
(maybe i shd start new thread called "cons in batam" or "Do & dont's in batam" hor).
I am sure some bros out there hv sure experience the following: kena immigration con. Those immigrasi bastards are always on lookout for SG passports with the slightest flaw. Most common is that some goondus never check ppt got 6 mths to expiry date rite, so after sit ferry all the way to batam, the immigrasi f***er looks at u rigidly and then tell u that u have to good back SG. Kena sai, rite. So he looked all serious and ask u to go inside room or tell u off. Ahhh, here is how it works! Regulars will know just put in $10 note in ppt will suffice but for newbies, they make u kan cheong and piss in yr pants then eventually ask u to pay more money then can pass thru all fine and dandy. I ever see one sotong bugger pay $50 bec he got set up this way by the immigration officer. Welcome to batam!!
Oh, solly I so 'lohso' ah but I always enjoy writing out my thoughts and share experiences in sammyboy. Maybe also symptom of ageing. hahaha...... :D
LauheroNo1
16-08-2004, 11:29 PM
sad to say being a carrot head is nothin new be it in Batam or any cheong scene ... :o
wow lau eh .... decent massage parlour do 4 hands massage .... you really good ya .... hahaha
you are rite! once I did a hair wash & facial for Rp124,000 (S$24) at the saloon @ Farmosa ... but my fren say I 'seow' ... :( I guess he doesn't understand why men need to do facial and the market rate of facial (for men) in Sg.
Yes man brother, we shared the same thinking.
To try out something what we cannot find in S'pore is my main intention when I visited other countries. Furthermore, it is not necessary that we must 'cheong' when we are in Batam. I find that this place is quite relaxing and cheap when we know where to patronise. For example, the slice fish soup is also very cheap and nice, much more better than what we can find in S'pore.
Oh yes, thank you for adding my points back. Really appreciate it.
I am sure some bros out there hv sure experience the following: kena immigration con. Those immigrasi bastards are always on lookout for SG passports with the slightest flaw. Most common is that some goondus never check ppt got 6 mths to expiry date rite, so after sit ferry all the way to batam, the immigrasi f***er looks at u rigidly and then tell u that u have to good back SG. Kena sai, rite. So he looked all serious and ask u to go inside room or tell u off. Ahhh, here is how it works! Regulars will know just put in $10 note in ppt will suffice but for newbies, they make u kan cheong and piss in yr pants then eventually ask u to pay more money then can pass thru all fine and dandy. I ever see one sotong bugger pay $50 bec he got set up this way by the immigration officer. Welcome to batam!!
Oh, solly I so 'lohso' ah but I always enjoy writing out my thoughts and share experiences in sammyboy. Maybe also symptom of ageing. hahaha...... :D
Bro who like to know the Address so here ....
ORBIT
61/1-2, 79 Sukhumvit 26,
Klongtoey, Bangkok.
For detail of this place. You can check here
http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=19045&page=11&pp=15
As i said, batam is full of cons everywhere.
(maybe i shd start new thread called "cons in batam" or "Do & dont's in batam" hor).
Welcome to batam!!
wow Uncle,
Start a new thread leh ..... I think of the title for you - "Well-Con to Batam"
:D
Talking about con tactics, if your passport got lots of stamps / chops, immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?" - how do we counter attack such? :D how to answer back huh?
Batam Man
17-08-2004, 09:54 AM
wow Uncle,
Start a new thread leh ..... I think of the title for you - "Well-Con to Batam"
:D
Talking about con tactics, if your passport got lots of stamps / chops, immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?" - how do we counter attack such? :D how to answer back huh?
immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?"
We answer/counter attack back: "lu selalu banyak tanya, mau apa?"
hugh jorgan
17-08-2004, 10:00 AM
(maybe i shd start new thread called "cons in batam" or "Do & dont's in batam" hor).
And I can start one except that I substitute 'Bali' for Batam. Those fuckers think that because times are bad after the bombing they have to con you harder. Perhaps if they tried to provide better service and value they might do better than being crooks. On the other hand perhaps it's endemic in Indon DNA, every maid I had, and I've had a few, is a compulsive liar.
But enuf, from one old fucker (going on 46 next birthday, 25 years of fucking, still going, but perhaps not as strong as before, and wouldn't dream of it without Cialis or Viagra) to another, I've thoroughly enoyed your account of your exploits, well done!
immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?"
We answer/counter attack back: "lu selalu banyak tanya, mau apa?"
what if I say: "wa apa salah? "
- like that answer can anot huh? :D
Batam Man
17-08-2004, 10:17 AM
what if I say: "wa apa salah? "
- like that answer can anot huh? :D
Can, but he sure answer/counter attack you back - "lu salah lu tak kasih wa wang..."
Can, but he sure answer/counter attack you back - "lu salah lu tak kasih wa wang..."
see lah ... LPPL :p still must give $ ......
got once, I saw a 40+ y.o. man kena retain pprt and told to stand aside and wait ... and that was almost 10 pm WIB. So if next time I kena this kind, can I call you to come to my rescue? ;)
ladyassassinato
17-08-2004, 12:17 PM
wow Uncle,
Start a new thread leh ..... I think of the title for you - "Well-Con to Batam"
:D
Talking about con tactics, if your passport got lots of stamps / chops, immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?" - how do we counter attack such? :D how to answer back huh?
Bro Dnat. I selalu answer immigrasi that "saya biasa datang untuk cuti sahaja. tingal satu/dua malam suda pulang".
Reason the idiot ask is he want to catch u see whether come to batam to work, so yr ppt a lot of chops got lobang for him to ask u go buy visa. One of my bros who is batam regular kena. Now he go in always must buy visa or siam batam centre terminal and go in thru waterfront terminal where immigrasi more SG-friendly there..
To try out something what we cannot find in S'pore is my main intention when I visited other countries.
wow uncle, I know what you mean .... hehe
For me, I like to go to the disco in Batam to hunt for a FL and do some erotic/indecent stunts in the camouflage of darkness before tar pow her back to hotel. Its cheaper to do so in BT (spending in disco is ard Rp250K - 300K, compared to S$100 and above) and the most important thing is I wont get stared/annoyed by other ppl (unlike in Sg) .... ;) get to fulfill my lau ti ko lusty wishes ... hahaha
Bro Dnat. I selalu answer immigrasi that "saya biasa datang untuk cuti sahaja. tingal satu/dua malam suda pulang".
Reason the idiot ask is he want to catch u see whether come to batam to work, so yr ppt a lot of chops got lobang for him to ask u go buy visa. One of my bros who is batam regular kena. Now he go in always must buy visa or siam batam centre terminal and go in thru waterfront terminal where immigrasi more SG-friendly there..
Unlce,
Thanks for your pointers. We all know very well the ultimate purpose for them to ask so much = minta duit :(
Once, I no mood to argue so much so gave S$2 and that pak even flip my pprt backwards and find a spot (which is less than 1 cm by 1 cm) between 2 pages and chop right in the middle of pprt :eek: .... knn! they try to save pprt space for you in retrun ... hahaha
ladyassassinato
17-08-2004, 02:56 PM
wow uncle, I know what you mean .... hehe
For me, I like to go to the disco in Batam to hunt for a FL and do some erotic/indecent stunts in the camouflage of darkness before tar pow her back to hotel. Its cheaper to do so in BT (spending in disco is ard Rp250K - 300K, compared to S$100 and above) and the most important thing is I wont get stared/annoyed by other ppl (unlike in Sg) .... ;) get to fulfill my lau ti ko lusty wishes ... hahaha
haha. in btm anything goes. I have a theory that those jokers like me cannot dance for dead in SG go batam disco and "goyang". watever u do also no one care and not scared of pai sei. So lau uncle go shake his fat belly and jump about like siao lan also no one take notice of. :D
So lau uncle go shake his fat belly and jump about like siao lan also no one take notice of.
siao lan jump up and down with 'saw hai' (cantonese; stupid cunt) ?? :D
still got ppl take notice lah ... those un-booked FL buayas will swim near to you leh ... :eek: awas iho!
Ratcool69
17-08-2004, 03:50 PM
Bro Ladyassassinato, why never tell me, I introduce my suphir or driver to you, nice guy never take advantage, if you want just let me know
Bro Dnat. I selalu answer immigrasi that "saya biasa datang untuk cuti sahaja. tingal satu/dua malam suda pulang".
Reason the idiot ask is he want to catch u see whether come to batam to work, so yr ppt a lot of chops got lobang for him to ask u go buy visa.
what if the pak ask: "untuk cuti, buat apa? main kah?"
they sure know we go there spend money, in their heart thinking we can afford to spend S$200 then why cannot just give me S$2 as kopi duit ....
next time if they ask again, I just say: "gua datang sini cuma cari/jumpa kawan cewok aja. Kalau lu tak percaya, lu cakap sama gua nya kawan iho ..." then I quickly call Batam Man and ask BM to talk to them .... 1 phone call costs less than S$2 .... hehehe :D
ladyassassinato
17-08-2004, 04:46 PM
what if the pak ask: "untuk cuti, buat apa? main kah?"
they sure know we go there spend money, in their heart thinking we can afford to spend S$200 then why cannot just give me S$2 as kopi duit ....
next time if they ask again, I just say: "gua datang sini cuma cari/jumpa kawan cewok aja. Kalau lu tak percaya, lu cakap sama gua nya kawan iho ..." then I quickly call Batam Man and ask BM to talk to them .... 1 phone call costs less than S$2 .... hehehe :D
Ya. correct ah! cakap jumpa kawan is the most neutral answer. In my case, if i kena sangkut at immigrasi, I call bro max911 to call his batam connections to come and rescue lau uncle. haha. but I think my cb face recognizable to all the immigrasi pak oredi, so they sure wont disturb me and look for newbies with no chop in ppt.. hoho :o
Ya. correct ah! cakap jumpa kawan is the most neutral answer. In my case, if i kena sangkut at immigrasi, I call bro max911 to call his batam connections to come and rescue lau uncle. haha. but I think my cb face recognizable to all the immigrasi pak oredi, so they sure wont disturb me and look for newbies with no chop in ppt.. hoho
correct ? no leh ... I said jumpa kawan last time, the pak kept quiet then he directly ask me:
"kasih kopi duit lah ..."
so I chin chai took out S$2 and placed on the counter
pak a bit panic :eek: : "ada orang di belakang lihat ..... kasih sepuluh dollar lah"
wtf! scare ppl see still want more... knn ... I took back the S$2 & my pprt and walked off ... :D
Batam Man
17-08-2004, 06:40 PM
see lah ... LPPL :p still must give $ ......
got once, I saw a 40+ y.o. man kena retain pprt and told to stand aside and wait ... and that was almost 10 pm WIB. So if next time I kena this kind, can I call you to come to my rescue? ;)
see lah ... LPPL still must give $ ...... = you answer or rather ask wrongly...
If I were you, ask him - "mau apa", and if he reply - "kasih minum kopi" then if his face looks handsome enough to you, give him S$2 lor. Otherwise tell him - "sorry, lain kali aja...". Like that he sure got nothing else to say wan...
40+ y.o man kena tahan...
Dun worry, soon you'll also becum 40+ y.o liao...
You kena this type, if you give him kopi $ = only S$2.00 nia, but if you call me, then I kena call his boss, then his boss call him = my call to his boss to trouble him late at nite = 2moro kena blanja him play Golf S$60 x him n me + massage S$20 x him n me + dinner S$50, total = S$210, that's consider lucky if he din say - "kita pergi discotik yok..."
So best solution is to just give guy the S$2 and close shop.
Batam Man
17-08-2004, 06:41 PM
what if the pak ask: "untuk cuti, buat apa? main kah?"
they sure know we go there spend money, in their heart thinking we can afford to spend S$200 then why cannot just give me S$2 as kopi duit ....
next time if they ask again, I just say: "gua datang sini cuma cari/jumpa kawan cewok aja. Kalau lu tak percaya, lu cakap sama gua nya kawan iho ..." then I quickly call Batam Man and ask BM to talk to them .... 1 phone call costs less than S$2 .... hehehe
Cost of that 1 phone call?
See above posting... :rolleyes:
LauheroNo1
17-08-2004, 07:32 PM
I am sure some bros out there hv sure experience the following: kena immigration con. Those immigrasi bastards are always on lookout for SG passports with the slightest flaw. Most common is that some goondus never check ppt got 6 mths to expiry date rite, so after sit ferry all the way to batam, the immigrasi f***er looks at u rigidly and then tell u that u have to good back SG. Kena sai, rite. So he looked all serious and ask u to go inside room or tell u off. Ahhh, here is how it works! Regulars will know just put in $10 note in ppt will suffice but for newbies, they make u kan cheong and piss in yr pants then eventually ask u to pay more money then can pass thru all fine and dandy. I ever see one sotong bugger pay $50 bec he got set up this way by the immigration officer. Welcome to batam!!
You are right brother, I also got this sort of experience before. When that idiot saw my photo on my passport slightly detached, he said 'You go back'. Knn, but when I shafted $20 into my pass port when I pretended to check my photo, he smiled and said 'Welcome to Batam'.
Ha, really an idiot. :mad:
LauheroNo1
17-08-2004, 07:40 PM
wow uncle, I know what you mean .... hehe
For me, I like to go to the disco in Batam to hunt for a FL and do some erotic/indecent stunts in the camouflage of darkness before tar pow her back to hotel. Its cheaper to do so in BT (spending in disco is ard Rp250K - 300K, compared to S$100 and above) and the most important thing is I wont get stared/annoyed by other ppl (unlike in Sg) .... ;) get to fulfill my lau ti ko lusty wishes ... hahaha
Aiyah, I not 'uncle' yet lah, I only 30 plus you know? People call me 'lau' because I used to talk straight so my fren also call me 'lau lan' ke ke........
Yes, I also like you, used to hook cewek at disco and tar pow back to hotel, only cost $50 when I book them at around 3am. Can screw until next morning. Cheap and good. :D
ladyassassinato
17-08-2004, 09:53 PM
correct ? no leh ... I said jumpa kawan last time, the pak kept quiet then he directly ask me:
"kasih kopi duit lah ..."
so I chin chai took out S$2 and placed on the counter
pak a bit panic :eek: : "ada orang di belakang lihat ..... kasih sepuluh dollar lah"
wtf! scare ppl see still want more... knn ... I took back the S$2 & my pprt and walked off ... :D
aiya, btm begitu la. kasih $2 dia minta $10. Butoh. Kalau boleh, kita tanya dia "puki mak lu, pergi mati". But dia pakai uniform got some powder la and knn, go batam sure one day kena encounter same immigrasi pak again, chiat lak la, like that.
I also understand yr experience. Batam sometimes ironic things happen. For eg, I once went for traditional urut in massage place behind Hotel Gloris, after massage offer the cewek 10k rp tip, knn, she turned me down and ask for 20k. ccb, i told her pergi mati, tak mau sudah! give them tip also can bargain for more! this is land of batam!! haha..
You are right brother, I also got this sort of experience before. When that idiot saw my photo on my passport slightly detached, he said 'You go back'. Knn, but when I shafted $20 into my pass port when I pretended to check my photo, he smiled and said 'Welcome to Batam'.
Ha, really an idiot. :mad:
Guess if you shafted $50, that pak will stop his work and run to the exit and hail a cab for you somemore leh ... :D kekeke
aiya, btm begitu la. kasih $2 dia minta $10. Butoh. Kalau boleh, kita tanya dia "puki mak lu, pergi mati". But dia pakai uniform got some powder la and knn
wow :eek: ... pak, jangan main2 ya :p ....
lu udah cakap: kalau boleh ... hahaha - gue gak hebat maciam lu iho
Aiyah, I not 'uncle' yet lah, I only 30 plus you know? People call me 'lau' because I used to talk straight so my fren also call me 'lau lan' ke ke........
Yes, I also like you, used to hook cewek at disco and tar pow back to hotel, only cost $50 when I book them at around 3am. Can screw until next morning. Cheap and good. I below 40 also but ppl here also call me uncle :(
S$50 = reasonable lor .... but good? not always leh .... ;) hehe
Otherwise tell him - "sorry, lain kali aja...". Like that he sure got nothing else to say wan...
this one hor, I let you have the honor to say to him ya ... ;)
You kena this type, if you give him kopi $ = only S$2.00 nia, but if you call me, then I kena call his boss, then his boss call him = my call to his boss to youtrouble him late at nite = 2moro kena blanja him play Golf S$60 x him n me + massage S$20 x him n me + dinner S$50, total = S$210, that's consider lucky if he din say - "kita pergi discotik yok..."
So best solution is to just give guy the S$2 and close shop.
I know you 2 years liao I ever call you for such issue? ;)
but if the pak want to stop the lor ark at the check point, then you sure appear and present your 'ark-gument' 1 hor :D
LauheroNo1
18-08-2004, 12:45 AM
Guess if you shafted $50, that pak will stop his work and run to the exit and hail a cab for you somemore leh ... :D kekeke
Ha, I wun be so stupid. $50 I can screw a chewek at least 2 to 3 time you know? Ke ke ke........ :D
LauheroNo1
18-08-2004, 12:50 AM
I below 40 also but ppl here also call me uncle :(
S$50 = reasonable lor .... but good? not always leh .... ;) hehe
Yah lah, those small gals small boys under 10 years old will call us uncle lor. Ha ha...........
$50 to screw for the night very good liao. Cannot be so demanding lah.
Batam Man
18-08-2004, 11:09 AM
Now, let's get things cleared and sorted out...
What I'm trying to indicate here is that, if you do not do anything wrong, or have nothing wrong with your passport, no body can deny you entry into Indonesia.
But if you have things/problem like, expiry of passport in less then 6 mths, torn, photo detached ect, in your passport, then the immigration officer has got every right to stop and question you, or even deny your entry. Take for instance if an Indonesian trying to go in to Sg, and let's say his passport has got less then 6 mths to go. The Sg immigration officer will be doing the same thing to him and more then likely he would be sent back .(full stop)
But if that happened in Batam Center terminal, very high chances is that you'll still be able to get in, go to your discotik and fuck your FLsss song song sampai pagi. All with a little S$ spent which will help you go a long way, it's should be taken as a win win solution, don't you think so...?
Then there's another part of the story when everything was intact/alright, and guy still trying to ask for $. This is what I meant earlier by, if you like his face, give him $2, otherwise tell him - "sorry pak, tak ada wang kecil, lain kali aja ya...", and just walk off. I'm very sure that if you talk nicely to him, he won't (dare) go create a scene as after all, he have nothing to hold against you.
"sorry pak, tak ada wang kecil, lain kali aja ya..."
Okie pak ... this point noted.
But if you have things/problem like, expiry of passport in less then 6 mths, torn, photo detached ect, in your passport .... very high chances is that you'll still be able to get in, go to your discotik and fuck your FLsss song song sampai pagi. All with a little S$ spent which will help you go a long way, it's should be taken as a win win solution, don't you think so...?
Yes, I fully agree. But the underlined quote refers to me huh? My passport/appearance/behaviours beri okay 1 leh ... :o
Batam Man
18-08-2004, 11:41 AM
"sorry pak, tak ada wang kecil, lain kali aja ya..."
Okie pak ... this point noted.
But if you have things/problem like, expiry of passport in less then 6 mths, torn, photo detached ect, in your passport .... very high chances is that you'll still be able to get in, go to your discotik and fuck your FLsss song song sampai pagi. All with a little S$ spent which will help you go a long way, it's should be taken as a win win solution, don't you think so...?
Yes, I fully agree. But the underlined quote refers to me huh? My passport/appearance/behaviours beri okay 1 leh ... :o
Did I quote anyone posting/message when I post? :rolleyes:
Did I quote anyone posting/message when I post? :rolleyes:
like that can change the underlined wordings ...
[B]very high chances is that you'll still be able to get in, go to your discotik and fuck your FLsss song song sampai pagi
to:
go eat your ikan bakar/seafood, drink your Bintang bir and sian beer garden promoters
;)
Batam Man
18-08-2004, 12:15 PM
like that can change the underlined wordings ...
[B]very high chances is that you'll still be able to get in, go to your discotik and fuck your FLsss song song sampai pagi
to:
go eat your ikan bakar/seafood, drink your Bintang bir and sian beer garden promoters
I ask you 1 thing = I posting or you posting, my massage I post whatever I like lah...
You think the Discotik only open for you to go nia huh?
And only you knows how to fuck the FLsss song song sampai pagi...?!
See?!! kena chark again.... :rolleyes:
Voodoo
18-08-2004, 01:22 PM
Hi guys, would it be ok if we pretend we dunno bahasa indo,(in fact i really dunno lah.. haha). cos like that wun have chance to tok so much to them. or would it make things worse??
Batam Man
18-08-2004, 03:03 PM
Hi guys, would it be ok if we pretend we dunno bahasa indo,(in fact i really dunno lah.. haha). cos like that wun have chance to tok so much to them. or would it make things worse??
Actually also beri good idea, but must make sure your passport nothing wrong for them to find any fault with.
Then when they start toking cok and asking for kopi money, you just look at them with a big blur face (dun even smile), then when finished stamping passport just walk off...
save on the S$2 and use it to tip the cewek later...:cool:
Some of the paks know how to speak english 1 leh ... :) how I know? cos I did asked a pak about some application procedures the Indo immigrasen Sim Card in english, he replied me in english oso ;)
Batam Man
18-08-2004, 03:33 PM
Some of the paks know how to speak english 1 leh ... :) how I know? cos I did asked a pak about some application procedures the Indo immigrasen Sim Card in english, he replied me in english oso
This is going way too lo so liao....
Ok, I gave up, you win, go pay your S$2 and have the case closed :cool:
I am just stating the facts + my own encounters.
Batam Man
18-08-2004, 04:31 PM
OK lah, case colsed liao leh, otherwise someone may say that he met immigrasi bapak who can speak teochew wan... :rolleyes:
hugh jorgan
19-08-2004, 10:40 AM
My congratulations to all participants in this forum who have been furnishing hilarious accounts of brushes with petty corruption from immigration officials. The stories are so amusing, and everyone's got a few no doubt, I am beginning to wonder whether a new thread should be started specifically dealing with this subject! Meanwhile keep the stories coming, and I might contribute a few too along the way.
My congratulations to all participants in this forum who have been furnishing hilarious accounts of brushes with petty corruption from immigration officials. The stories are so amusing, and everyone's got a few no doubt, I am beginning to wonder whether a new thread should be started specifically dealing with this subject! Meanwhile keep the stories coming, and I might contribute a few too along the way.
No doubt its a bit annoying when encounter with such 'minor requests' (hehe), I am relatively fine with it and guess we needa get used to it ... hahaha :p
ladyassassinato
19-08-2004, 11:27 AM
My congratulations to all participants in this forum who have been furnishing hilarious accounts of brushes with petty corruption from immigration officials. The stories are so amusing, and everyone's got a few no doubt, I am beginning to wonder whether a new thread should be started specifically dealing with this subject! Meanwhile keep the stories coming, and I might contribute a few too along the way.
Yup. Also bec life is short and we must always laugh at ourselves and at those despicable con tactics deployed by taxidrivers,ceweks, pimps, immigrasi officials etc etc.. haha. Maybe we shd give a new acronym for batam (kinda like LOS for thailand) . cld be IOS - island of sin or
IOC- island of Cons.... :rolleyes:
Yup. Also bec life is short and we must always laugh at ourselves and at those despicable con tactics deployed by taxidrivers,ceweks, pimps, immigrasi officials etc etc.. haha. Maybe we shd give a new acronym for batam (kinda like LOS for thailand) . cld be IOS - island of sin or
IOC- island of Cons.... :rolleyes:
hahahaha ....
PT === Pulau Tipu
BT === Banyak Tipu
:D
Batam Man
19-08-2004, 05:14 PM
Well, only things like that happened in Indonesia, and that's what makes Batam soooo interesting... :D
butoh_knn
19-08-2004, 10:32 PM
interesting read on this thread. some of the liao chiow cheongters of batam giving giving true to life experiences. others however, a bit tok kok like that lau uncle who kena cut point!! hehe :p
Batam Man
20-08-2004, 10:49 AM
interesting read on this thread. some of the liao chiow cheongters of batam giving giving true to life experiences. others however, a bit tok kok like that lau uncle who kena cut point!! hehe :p
Which lau uncle, you toking about DNAT huh??
And how do/can we know if someone kena cut point huh??? :confused:
Which lau uncle, you toking about DNAT huh??
And how do/can we know if someone kena cut point huh??? :confused:
pak, you like that say me good meh?
ppl also no mention name or quote post
I read the entire thread found this:
Ha ha, I sound like talking cock in this FR lah, that why my point kana cut. But this FR is just like a "speaker corner" is it? If every thing have to be reserved, not shiok lah
:D
butoh_knn
20-08-2004, 01:04 PM
not tok abt u guys the seasoned ones. Itu butoh lau uncle call himself Lauhero. Then say he is not lau only 30 plus then why call yr nick lauhero? Also condemn batam say girls all like refugees and btm only good for massage and go hair wash but later say he also tar pau girls back from disco.
Where got pple tok such kok? btm nothing but place for cheap fucks and gamble. I may be newbie in forum but I oso lau chio batam and first time reading forum which is interesting but sometimes contradict. Anyway allow to say watever my views right since someone say this is like "speakers corner".
Batam Man
20-08-2004, 05:21 PM
not tok abt u guys the seasoned ones. Itu butoh lau uncle call himself Lauhero. Then say he is not lau only 30 plus then why call yr nick lauhero? Also condemn batam say girls all like refugees and btm only good for massage and go hair wash but later say he also tar pau girls back from disco.
Where got pple tok such kok? btm nothing but place for cheap fucks and gamble. I may be newbie in forum but I oso lau chio batam and first time reading forum which is interesting but sometimes contradict. Anyway allow to say watever my views right since someone say this is like "speakers corner".
Wahhhhh this lauhero like that say Batam good meh? :rolleyes:
not tok abt u guys the seasoned ones. Itu butoh lau uncle call himself Lauhero. Then say he is not lau only 30 plus then why call yr nick lauhero? Also condemn batam say girls all like refugees and btm only good for massage and go hair wash but later say he also tar pau girls back from disco.
Where got pple tok such kok? btm nothing but place for cheap fucks and gamble. I may be newbie in forum but I oso lau chio batam and first time reading forum which is interesting but sometimes contradict. Anyway allow to say watever my views right since someone say this is like "speakers corner".
ai yo ... everybody also can share their views here 1 lah.
Doesn't really matter what others say, its more important on what you youself say ... different ppl got different thinking mah ... hahaha
Sometimes I also disagree with Batam Man, even he call himself Batam Man, as you had follow this thread very closely ...
Although you can see that I always condemn about Batam, its still my number 1 cheong place .... hahahaha
Batam ..... lai lo lai lo :cool:
ladyassassinato
20-08-2004, 05:36 PM
Ooi. who flaming who? I also one of the "lau" uncles in this thread. haha. but I am a self confessed ahlau who goes for my kicks in btm, since where to find cheap ceweks so near SG hor. Old is old,nvm, I still can go disco in btm dance like a lau tiko with my cewek and enjoy so whocares lau or not? hehehe. ada rupiah tak ada lau lagi, tetapi boleh lawah!! :D
LauheroNo1
20-08-2004, 05:37 PM
Which lau uncle, you toking about DNAT huh??
And how do/can we know if someone kena cut point huh??? :confused:
That's me lah. Sharing my sincere opinion also kana cut point. Recently post some X rated video for brothers to watch also kana cut point again. Dun noe what to do now. :confused:
Wahhhhh this lauhero like that say Batam good meh? :rolleyes:
this is normal lah .... good or no good = each to its own lor
Batam also got good and no good lor, everywhere also sama sama .... if all the prices on everything in batam slash by half, then I say Batam beri beri good :D hehe
Ooi. who flaming who? I also one of the "lau" uncles in this thread. haha. but I am a self confessed ahlau who goes for my kicks in btm, since where to find cheap ceweks so near SG hor. Old is old,nvm, I still can go disco in btm dance like a lau tiko with my cewek and enjoy so whocares lau or not? hehehe. ada rupiah tak ada lau lagi, tetapi boleh lawah!! :D
Iya lah ... if no good, still got so many ppl go Batam meh?
porn chak chak huh? I want also leh ... :p
That's me lah. Sharing my sincere opinion also kana cut point. Recently post some X rated video for brothers to watch also kana cut point again. Dun noe what to do now. :confused:
hahaha ... may be you ate too much salted eggs and salted vegetables ... thats why 'kiam kiam' .... :D
LauheroNo1
20-08-2004, 05:52 PM
not tok abt u guys the seasoned ones. Itu butoh lau uncle call himself Lauhero. Then say he is not lau only 30 plus then why call yr nick lauhero? Also condemn batam say girls all like refugees and btm only good for massage and go hair wash but later say he also tar pau girls back from disco.
Where got pple tok such kok? btm nothing but place for cheap fucks and gamble. I may be newbie in forum but I oso lau chio batam and first time reading forum which is interesting but sometimes contradict. Anyway allow to say watever my views right since someone say this is like "speakers corner".
Ha you are right to say I talk cock. But there is nothing wrong for me to condemn massage parlour gals as refugees cos to me they really look like that. It is also not wrong for me to tar pau gal back to hotel if really I am lucky enough to pick a better looking chick in the disco? Also not to forget, when you are half drunk and horny, any gals will do. Cock stand no brain you know?
LauheroNo1
20-08-2004, 05:58 PM
hahaha ... may be you ate too much salted eggs and salted vegetables ... thats why 'kiam kiam' .... :D
Aiyah never mind lah. I just want to share and contribute something to this forum only mah. Since I cannot write good forum so give good video lor.
butoh_knn
20-08-2004, 07:07 PM
haha. sorly ah. but I like to "chochok" people la. esp pple who toking cock and dunt really know abt batam. maybe that lau uncle or hero watever is only some tourist who occassionally visits btm and play golf. In that case, dunt go to Nagoya, go to Nongsa where yr golf buddies are! Nagoya, is strictly for cheongsters and gamblers and pple like me who goes for the ceweks. U know wat is Hor Seh machine? ever seen one? Ask all the real lau chiau to englighten u? I knn ah beng but i song with cewek even look like refugee. they give me good service and murah murah..ha :eek:
ladyassassinato
21-08-2004, 12:24 AM
Ha you are right to say I talk cock. But there is nothing wrong for me to condemn massage parlour gals as refugees cos to me they really look like that. It is also not wrong for me to tar pau gal back to hotel if really I am lucky enough to pick a better looking chick in the disco? Also not to forget, when you are half drunk and horny, any gals will do. Cock stand no brain you know?
haha! bro lau.why u condemn the ceweks. So kena suan by that Butoh guy. Anyway, its all a matter of one's opinion! No rite or wrong here. after all this is wat is meant by forum/// :D
LauheroNo1
21-08-2004, 07:34 AM
haha. sorly ah. but I like to "chochok" people la. esp pple who toking cock and dunt really know abt batam. maybe that lau uncle or hero watever is only some tourist who occassionally visits btm and play golf. In that case, dunt go to Nagoya, go to Nongsa where yr golf buddies are! Nagoya, is strictly for cheongsters and gamblers and pple like me who goes for the ceweks. U know wat is Hor Seh machine? ever seen one? Ask all the real lau chiau to englighten u? I knn ah beng but i song with cewek even look like refugee. they give me good service and murah murah..ha :eek:
Ha, you are wrong brother, I ever work and stationed at Batam for years. You might not 'song' for me to condemn the cewek there, but as a cheongster and participate in this forum, I have to speak the truth. This is a respect to this forum too. If you put in feeling for the gals or the countries, it mean you are not 'professional'.
As for the cewek service, I don't think they are good also. The best service I can get in my years of cheonging is from our very own Geylang Cat 150.
LauheroNo1
21-08-2004, 07:37 AM
haha! bro lau.why u condemn the ceweks. So kena suan by that Butoh guy. Anyway, its all a matter of one's opinion! No rite or wrong here. after all this is wat is meant by forum/// :D
Uncle, not condemn lah, just share what I feel mah. Like what you said, this is what is meant by forum. To find words to please people, that is not my type. The most important is our attitude must be positive. Correct?
Batam Man
21-08-2004, 08:53 AM
As for the cewek service, I don't think they are good also. The best service I can get in my years of cheonging is from our very own Geylang Cat 150.
There's a Chinese saying = There's always a higher mountain then the last one you saw...
The Bahasa saying = Belom kena belom tau... :cool:
ladyassassinato
21-08-2004, 09:40 AM
haha. sorly ah. but I like to "chochok" people la. esp pple who toking cock and dunt really know abt batam. maybe that lau uncle or hero watever is only some tourist who occassionally visits btm and play golf. In that case, dunt go to Nagoya, go to Nongsa where yr golf buddies are! Nagoya, is strictly for cheongsters and gamblers and pple like me who goes for the ceweks. U know wat is Hor Seh machine? ever seen one? Ask all the real lau chiau to englighten u? I knn ah beng but i song with cewek even look like refugee. they give me good service and murah murah..ha :eek:
Ooooolala… a catfight ala batam has developed in this thread. In this corner, weighing in at 150 free x-rated video clips to sammyboy forum, the very “young” LauheroNo1. His credentials include being expert recipient of 4 hand massages and hair saloon washes in beautiful and serene batam and “tar-pau”ing only the pretty ceweks from batam discos. (not pretty don’t bother him ok). In the next corner, a brand new amateur, weighing in at a grand total of 3 postings in forum, Mr. KNN aka BUtoh or vice-versa or both if u like, champion of “horseh” machines in batam & self professed sympathizer of “refugee-looking” ceweks of Batam (bro., can give me tip which horseh machine can win! Can kena bar-merah one).
Your distinguished referee for this verbal catfight is none other than estemmed Lau Uncle, (no the really Lau one, not young at all) whose refereeing record counts for nothing, except that he witnessed some actual catfights between cheweks in Pacific and Sphinx discos…
Ding! Ding! Let the mudslinging begin….Hehehehe
:D
butoh_knn
21-08-2004, 10:12 AM
Ha, you are wrong brother, I ever work and stationed at Batam for years. You might not 'song' for me to condemn the cewek there, but as a cheongster and participate in this forum, I have to speak the truth. This is a respect to this forum too. If you put in feeling for the gals or the countries, it mean you are not 'professional'.
As for the cewek service, I don't think they are good also. The best service I can get in my years of cheonging is from our very own Geylang Cat 150.
more toking cock from this stupid old man. U sure or not u really know batam or just some bored fuker who sits at home and invades other pple's thread. If u got work batam for years then u must have been blind for years!! The real lau chiau can tell u batam got good and bad. Sure they cewek all like to hustle pple but if u really know batam, this is the way of life. Hv u been reading all the postings of this forum? If u really respect to allow pple to speak the truth (like the way u condemn cewek) then u must respect pple like me who have lowest opinion of pple like u who knn butoh tok kok only. Go back to yr fking SG girls and stay away from batam is best advice to you and then u can fuk all yr Gey 150 girls. then type yr experience in GL thread and dont come and tok cock here, you Stupid old fart!! :mad:
LauheroNo1
21-08-2004, 10:43 PM
more toking cock from this stupid old man. U sure or not u really know batam or just some bored fuker who sits at home and invades other pple's thread. If u got work batam for years then u must have been blind for years!! The real lau chiau can tell u batam got good and bad. Sure they cewek all like to hustle pple but if u really know batam, this is the way of life. Hv u been reading all the postings of this forum? If u really respect to allow pple to speak the truth (like the way u condemn cewek) then u must respect pple like me who have lowest opinion of pple like u who knn butoh tok kok only. Go back to yr fking SG girls and stay away from batam is best advice to you and then u can fuk all yr Gey 150 girls. then type yr experience in GL thread and dont come and tok cock here, you Stupid old fart!! :mad:
Obviously you took offense at my remark about cewek look like refugee. I suspect because you have a girl fren working in this line in Batam. Hence you feel offended. That is not my intention. Being a forum, lets all be mature about what can be said and cannot. I am one who is choosy by nature so I am free to state what I feel. Maybe such gals are not my cup of tea but perhaps yours. Anyway not worng to say what I think and you too. Some men go for service others look. I am the latter. But my advise is don't be ruled by the cunt and don't fall for gals who are not professional.
I know of many brothers who kena kong tao in Batam. So beware of many hustiers as Batam is full of traps. Just a friendly warning to all brothers out there.
So with this message, let's stop slinging mud at each other and keep the forum healthy.
ladyassassinato
21-08-2004, 10:50 PM
Obviously you took offense at my remark about cewek look like refugee. I suspect because you have a girl fren working in this line in Batam. Hence you feel offended. That is not my intention. Being a forum, lets all be mature about what can be said and cannot. I am one who is choosy by nature so I am free to state what I feel. Maybe such gals are not my cup of tea but perhaps yours. Anyway not worng to say what I think and you too. Some men go for service others look. I am the latter. But my advise is don't be ruled by the cunt and don't fall for gals who are not professional.
I know of many brothers who kena kong tao in Batam. So beware of many hustiers as Batam is full of traps. Just a friendly warning to all brothers out there.
So with this message, let's stop slinging mud at each other and keep the forum healthy.
Well said, bro lau. U now live up to yr reputation and nick as a real "lauhero".
Perhaps good to call this cockfight a "draw" as no point slinging mud in forum over each other's opinions. Can we end this nonsense here?? We should all stick to the more common agenda of posting cheonging tips and adventures and related info hor!!!! :D
ladyassassinato
21-08-2004, 11:05 PM
By the way, I must issue "yellow card" to butoh-knn for using foul language. Jangan macham macham brother. only a forum for TCSS...... :o
butoh_knn
23-08-2004, 01:31 PM
Well said, bro lau. U now live up to yr reputation and nick as a real "lauhero".
Perhaps good to call this cockfight a "draw" as no point slinging mud in forum over each other's opinions. Can we end this nonsense here?? We should all stick to the more common agenda of posting cheonging tips and adventures and related info hor!!!! :D
ok la. listen to wat the lau uncle says. I still young so hot head and always want to fight one u know..hehe. no more suan pple in forum ok. truce ;)
ok la. listen to wat the lau uncle says. I still young so hot head and always want to fight one u know..hehe. no more suan pple in forum ok. truce ;)
after we meet, you can suan or chak me as you like .... I chin chai 1 .... jus have fun only mah .... hahaha :p
even you dun wanna meet me, I still wanna lim kopi wif you leh ... can learn a bit here and there or listen to your stories mah .... tio bo?
butoh_knn
23-08-2004, 09:31 PM
after we meet, you can suan or chak me as you like .... I chin chai 1 .... jus have fun only mah .... hahaha :p
even you dun wanna meet me, I still wanna lim kopi wif you leh ... can learn a bit here and there or listen to your stories mah .... tio bo?
On la bro. we go to the usual A1 or Nagoya foodcourt lim kopi and share cewek stories. maybe u can teach me how to sian charbo in btm ? banyak susah for me. cewek senang bohong but charbo very kangkor ah? got any tips from lau chiao or not? :D
AhBengKeong
24-08-2004, 02:38 AM
after we meet, you can suan or chak me as you like .... I chin chai 1 .... jus have fun only mah .... hahaha :p
even you dun wanna meet me, I still wanna lim kopi wif you leh ... can learn a bit here and there or listen to your stories mah .... tio bo?
from now til end of 7th month, i fucking free......feel free to jio me go tcss but not in gl pls......
Obviously you took offense at my remark about cewek look like refugee. I suspect because you have a girl fren working in this line in Batam. Hence you feel offended. That is not my intention. Being a forum, lets all be mature about what can be said and cannot. I am one who is choosy by nature so I am free to state what I feel. Maybe such gals are not my cup of tea but perhaps yours. Anyway not worng to say what I think and you too. Some men go for service others look. I am the latter. But my advise is don't be ruled by the cunt and don't fall for gals who are not professional.
I know of many brothers who kena kong tao in Batam. So beware of many hustiers as Batam is full of traps. Just a friendly warning to all brothers out there.
So with this message, let's stop slinging mud at each other and keep the forum healthy.
what kong tao you talking about?
there is no such things as black magic
you think they will use it on normal people like us meh?
if there is
ceweks dont do kong tao to you
you yourself get charmed by her service, looks and hospility
same as when i use to go thailand before
ladyassassinato
24-08-2004, 01:45 PM
what kong tao you talking about?
there is no such things as black magic
you think they will use it on normal people like us meh?
if there is
ceweks dont do kong tao to you
you yourself get charmed by her service, looks and hospility
same as when i use to go thailand before
Bro. I beg to differ. At first I also dont believe such things exists esp in our ultra modern society. But saw it happened to a close friend of mine. He became irrational and a bit "kee siao", forsaking family and friends and kept going back to btm for that bitch! Beware of those bitches from Kalimantan, esp the Indon chinese ones. My friend had to be "saved" by fellow bros from SG and had to be "cleansed" by several monks and used all kinds of anti-charms. Apparently they used personal specimens like the man's sperm to activate the black magic. KNN. U wld think I am making this up and like watching an episode of Ripley's "believe it or not". But i tell ya the above is a true account.No names will be mentioned here for reasons of anonymity but its No bullshit. Ignore at yr own peril, man. Batam can be full of treachery, bros. Just some friendly advice. Best is not to get personally & closely involved with woman there and keep everything transactional so no worries.
:eek:
butoh_knn
24-08-2004, 01:59 PM
Bro. I beg to differ. At first I also dont believe such things exists esp in our ultra modern society. But saw it happened to a close friend of mine. He became irrational and a bit "kee siao", forsaking family and friends and kept going back to btm for that bitch! Beware of those bitches from Kalimantan, esp the Indon chinese ones. My friend had to be "saved" by fellow bros from SG and had to be "cleansed" by several monks and used all kinds of anti-charms. Apparently they used personal specimens like the man's sperm to activate the black magic. KNN. U wld think I am making this up and like watching an episode of Ripley's "believe it or not". But i tell ya the above is a true account.No names will be mentioned here for reasons of anonymity but its No bullshit. Ignore at yr own peril, man. Batam can be full of treachery, bros. Just some friendly advice. Best is not to get personally & closely involved with woman there and keep everything transactional so no worries.
:eek:
bro assassin. u are right. I also ever heard of such stories in batam and happened to some friends before. best is to stick to ceweks and pay for it la. batam is place for curi ayam and not form relationships hor. go there to enjoy, fuck and forget!!! :o
Bro. I beg to differ. At first I also dont believe such things exists esp in our ultra modern society. But saw it happened to a close friend of mine. He became irrational and a bit "kee siao", forsaking family and friends and kept going back to btm for that bitch! Beware of those bitches from Kalimantan, esp the Indon chinese ones. My friend had to be "saved" by fellow bros from SG and had to be "cleansed" by several monks and used all kinds of anti-charms. Apparently they used personal specimens like the man's sperm to activate the black magic. KNN. U wld think I am making this up and like watching an episode of Ripley's "believe it or not". But i tell ya the above is a true account.No names will be mentioned here for reasons of anonymity but its No bullshit. Ignore at yr own peril, man. Batam can be full of treachery, bros. Just some friendly advice. Best is not to get personally & closely involved with woman there and keep everything transactional so no worries.
:eek:
i never believe it
be it in thailand or indonesia
its your weakness to women
just like feng sui
its just common sense
simple as that
LauheroNo1
24-08-2004, 05:36 PM
what kong tao you talking about?
there is no such things as black magic
you think they will use it on normal people like us meh?
if there is
ceweks dont do kong tao to you
you yourself get charmed by her service, looks and hospility
same as when i use to go thailand before
No joke brother, like what brother assassinator said, if they got your sperm or hair, they can do the trick on you.
As I had been staying Batam for years, saw a few cases. Usually they target rich guys. So my advise is : spend decently in Batam. Don't let others have a feeling that you are damn loaded. Or else you might be their next target.
Just like brother knn said : to cheong and forget is the best. Never have 'kam cheng' on the gals there ok?
i had a friend who paid booking for a cewek for one whole month and he goes only once a week....KC or no KC?? nobody knows?? :D
LauheroNo1
24-08-2004, 08:21 PM
i had a friend who paid booking for a cewek for one whole month and he goes only once a week....KC or no KC?? nobody knows?? :D
This is what all cheongster should not practise. Of course your friend put in KC for that gal or else why waste precious money.
Many old men after collected their CPF also 'pau' cewek at Batam, also go there once a week. Sigh, you think those gals will be so loyal to you meh? When you are not around, surely they will pick up 'side line' to earn extra cash.
sassina2
24-08-2004, 08:47 PM
This is what all cheongster should not practise. Of course your friend put in KC for that gal or else why waste precious money.
Many old men after collected their CPF also 'pau' cewek at Batam, also go there once a week. Sigh, you think those gals will be so loyal to you meh? When you are not around, surely they will pick up 'side line' to earn extra cash.
or, they may keep a toy boy or two or, be one of the many "victims" of the local "bronchess" (of which there are many) many of whom make it their hobby to seduce and be supported by the mistresses of Singaporeans.
Unless you have time and money, its really most stupid to keep a woman there in Batam and create new opportunities for all the sharks there. The worst thing that can happen is that you have had her checked out medically and you are shooting at her "bare" thinking its all clear and safe and she picks up some sickness from her extra curricular activities which may in the worst case be HIV too! hmmm, madness really.
i had a friend who paid booking for a cewek for one whole month and he goes only once a week....KC or no KC?? nobody knows?? :D
that fren who pau the cewek and keep her in hotel xxxxx 1 huh? :p
so when are you going to follow suit?
wow ... this thread got so many Batam lau jiao give comments and share encounters ya .... good leh.
BTW, where is that ultimate Man in Batam ? :confused:
Many old men after collected their CPF also 'pau' cewek at Batam, also go there once a week. Sigh, you think those gals will be so loyal to you meh? When you are not around, surely they will pick up 'side line' to earn extra cash.
My encounter:
Once a regular FL said her HP spoilt, so I lend her my spare phone for 2 weeks. When I took it back, saw a name 'Jim__ L__ " store inside. After I called this guy, he said he from Medan and he just met the FL over weekend in Sphinx and had a ONS with her. He only gave her Rp50,000 as cab fare. :(
butoh_knn
25-08-2004, 10:10 AM
never trust ceweks in batam man. I always kena stories until bodoh2. Knn, they will tell me no money, always ask to buy phone card for them, need money to send back family etc but then the same cewek give other bros. see playing horseh machines and gambling big time when u are not around. They always hustle from one "abang " to another and use the same tricks.
We all Sg people see them from Indon have hard life so sometimes take pity right, but knn these ceweks hustle money to go feed gambling habit how to pity leh!! :confused:
ya most ceweks there are getting smarter and bolder
just like thai gals many years back
i have a soft spot for these kind of gals
i dont know why
just pity them
actually you cant really blame them for all their dishonest deeds
when they are in batam....they are left alone
nobody really can help them
if they are honest....they cannot survive
thats for sure
i only go steady with those with good character
because thats the roots in her
that will never change
sassina2
25-08-2004, 05:48 PM
ya most ceweks there are getting smarter and bolder
just like thai gals many years back
i have a soft spot for these kind of gals
i dont know why
just pity them
actually you cant really blame them for all their dishonest deeds
when they are in batam....they are left alone
nobody really can help them
if they are honest....they cannot survive
thats for sure
i only go steady with those with good character
because thats the roots in her
that will never change
The world is a tough place man. If we help all those that needs help, we go bankrupt trying and we have to find a way to distribute our help accordingly. The best of course is to help those who will help themselves and at the same time are willing to give "value for value" in my opinion and there are enough of those around for sure.
The problem is that in the process, you meet lots of less deserving ones which you help just once (if at all) and don't repeat lah!
Imagine, I once had a waitress from Puri Garden who resigned and became jobless and asked me for help. At that time, I was trying to get into her "skirt" and for the money she said, you can have me.
I gave the money but did not DO her! And told her that I wanted her but not on those terms! In fact I gave her a half hour lecture about picking herself up and why she had a great future and not to join the "profession". Told her that's why I did not want to be her first customer! My lecture cost me 400k (I assessed that she could get home to Medan on that) on a request for 2 juta!
This happened with her more than once and the second time, I did not give her money and also did not do her!!!!!
that fren who pau the cewek and keep her in hotel xxxxx 1 huh?
so when are you going to follow suit?
not this one....
another gong gong guy... 360k times 30!!!
somemore say mami got give him discount??!!?? :confused:
he think the cewek wont get booked on the weekdays...hahha biggest joke!!
btw i dun pau cewek one hor...
whats the point??
F and F off.... :D
LauheroNo1
25-08-2004, 07:31 PM
The world is a tough place man. If we help all those that needs help, we go bankrupt trying and we have to find a way to distribute our help accordingly. The best of course is to help those who will help themselves and at the same time are willing to give "value for value" in my opinion and there are enough of those around for sure.
The problem is that in the process, you meet lots of less deserving ones which you help just once (if at all) and don't repeat lah!
Imagine, I once had a waitress from Puri Garden who resigned and became jobless and asked me for help. At that time, I was trying to get into her "skirt" and for the money she said, you can have me.
I gave the money but did not DO her! And told her that I wanted her but not on those terms! In fact I gave her a half hour lecture about picking herself up and why she had a great future and not to join the "profession". Told her that's why I did not want to be her first customer! My lecture cost me 400k (I assessed that she could get home to Medan on that) on a request for 2 juta!
This happened with her more than once and the second time, I did not give her money and also did not do her!!!!!
That's very great of you. I have one friend who also did quite a similar thing like you, did not screw the gal he booked due to her cock and bull stories. But he regretted after that. You know what he did? The next trip at Batam he booked back the same gal, but this time round, he spitted the gal with 'spanish flies' and screwed the gal all night long.
Ha, what you think about that? :D
ladyassassinato
25-08-2004, 10:03 PM
That's very great of you. I have one friend who also did quite a similar thing like you, did not screw the gal he booked due to her cock and bull stories. But he regretted after that. You know what he did? The next trip at Batam he booked back the same gal, but this time round, he spitted the gal with 'spanish flies' and screwed the gal all night long.
Ha, what you think about that? :D
Bro lau. fact or fiction? Since it is fiction and that i am damn fcking bored, then let me tell u a story (completely fictional, not true and bullshit ok) about a person (let's call him Ah Pek) & his adventures in batam.
Ah Pek, a regular cheongster in batam over the years, always had a taste for real good lookers, despite his 40 something age and fat belly. Alth' he frequent ceweks,Ah Pek loves screwing girls esp those of the fairer persuasion i.e fair skinned "charbos" pek pek ones. But Ah Pek cannot speak mandarin nor chinese being of peranakan descent so he normally avoids booking prc girls in batam ok. One typical batam weekend, Ah Pek was in Sphinx disco ktv with his kaki (let's call him "horny") minding his own business and suddenly a local okt (let's call him "ah liang") drop in with 2 prcs girls. Ah Pek immediately took notice of one of the prcs, a beautiful looking china dollswith huge beaver eyes and girl next door look with her half-moon spectacles which he thought was real cute.
KNN, Ah pek, all excited, got out of his slumber and ask okt how much? But ah liang said "aiya" that girl got period so no booking but the other one avail. But Ah Pek already set his sights on doll no 2 (let's call her "Li Ping") and it was like "love at first sight". The disappointed and blur Ah Pek bo pian la so he waited and waited for the next eager weekend to come so he cld make luscious love wantonly with his "target".
The following sat, Ah pek was back in sphinx with "horny" and eagerly called okt to bring "Li Ping". Ah Pek already now head over heels over the prc girl and she stepped into the ktv room like a smiling goddess, so pretty and wonderful to behold. PRC girls luckily speaks a bit of english, but Ah Pek stare in bewilderment and was totally lost in Li Ping gorgeous brown eyes. "$400 for overnight" Ah PEk said ok no problem as he was madly in love in china doll for the 1st time ever. (wat a cock & bull story huh, bro lau?). But this Li Ping, being a china girl with type cunning in her blood vessels, saw the eager Ah Pek being too eager and a ripe target for a hustle. She can't help it being from China and all. SO u really cant blame poor helpless Li Ping ok!
As the night wore off, Ah Pek was now stoned drunk in happiness and perpetually smiling at his long awaited catch. But she does'nt really smile back (or did she?) perhaps here and there since she got a booking, she got to do work what or at least put on a show for all other to see hor. Everybody in ktv room can see Ah Pek was totally enticed towards his china woman and sense his happiness. But somehow, Li Ping got other ideas la. Perhaps she was not so interested in the Ah Pek but since kena booked oredi she cannot refused what if not kena hammer by okt. Anyway, LiPing handphone keep [/SIZE] ringing away as she sneak quick calls in and out of ktv room. Wah liao, Ah Pek in trouble, his china girls a lot of kangtao or regulars customers keep calling her hor.
Li Ping was now poised to make a quick getaway but wat excuse to use? Meanwhile Ah Pek still dreamily in high hopes of a conquest that night (if only he know!). Suddenly a bright idea sparked in Li Ping's no-choice-but- to-be- cunning brain. She hauled Ah Pek outside and told him the perfect excuse.. that her friend is drunk in another pub and needs her help, so she 's gotta leave. Ah Pek, now distraught with reality, realised her disinterest and tell Li Ping to fcuk off and gave her $50 tip for her troubles. But knn, Li Ping want to go, dont want to go. Maybe she scared kena fcuked by her okt. But she disappeared anyway.
Ah Pek re-entered ktv room, everyone ask him where girl? He said "she fcuked off" so phone calls were quickly made and before long, okt was back in ktv room with a crying Li Ping and a scene erupted as okt screamed his lungs off at the poor thing china girl kena abused and victimised. Must be Ah Pek's fault hor. Li Ping all in tears now and even smashed her handphone but she in this line got no choice right, so pitiful. Ah Pek so sad, Li Ping so sad, everybody drunk and the night have to go on right and so do the booking!!
What a crap, completely useless piece of fiction you say? Ok la. I stop tolking kok here unless pple wanna hear somemore of this really fictional tale........... :D (my apologies ah, just a bored uncle tolking kok here ok, none of the above true hor, just pure fiction ok)
LauheroNo1
25-08-2004, 10:15 PM
Bro lau. fact or fiction? Since it is fiction and that i am damn fcking bored, then let me tell u a story (completely fictional, not true and bullshit ok) about a person (let's call him Ah Pek) & his adventures in batam.
Ah Pek, a regular cheongster in batam over the years, always had a taste for real good lookers, despite his 40 something age and fat belly. Alth' he frequent ceweks,Ah Pek loves screwing girls esp those of the fairer persuasion i.e fair skinned "charbos" pek pek ones. But Ah Pek cannot speak mandarin nor chinese being of peranakan descent so he normally avoids booking prc girls in batam ok. One typical batam weekend, Ah Pek was in Sphinx disco ktv with his kaki (let's call him "horny") minding his own business and suddenly a local okt (let's call him "ah liang") drop in with 2 prcs girls. Ah Pek immediately took notice of one of the prcs, a beautiful looking china dollswith huge beaver eyes and girl next door look with her half-moon spectacles which he thought was real cute.
KNN, Ah pek, all excited, got out of his slumber and ask okt how much? But ah liang said "aiya" that girl got period so no booking but the other one avail. But Ah Pek already set his sights on doll no 2 (let's call her "Li Ping") and it was like "love at first sight". The disappointed and blur Ah Pek bo pian la so he waited and waited for the next eager weekend to come so he cld make luscious love wantonly with his "target".
The following sat, Ah pek was back in sphinx with "horny" and eagerly called okt to bring "Li Ping". Ah Pek already now head over heels over the prc girl and she stepped into the ktv room like a smiling goddess, so pretty and wonderful to behold. PRC girls luckily speaks a bit of english, but Ah Pek stare in bewilderment and was totally lost in Li Ping gorgeous brown eyes. "$400 for overnight" Ah PEk said ok no problem as he was madly in love in china doll for the 1st time ever. (wat a cock & bull story huh, bro lau?). But this Li Ping, being a china girl with type cunning in her blood vessels, saw the eager Ah Pek being too eager and a ripe target for a hustle. She can't help it being from China and all. SO u really cant blame poor helpless Li Ping ok!
As the night wore off, Ah Pek was now stoned drunk in happiness and perpetually smiling at his long awaited catch. But she does'nt really smile back (or did she?) perhaps here and there since she got a booking, she got to do work what or at least put on a show for all other to see hor. Everybody in ktv room can see Ah Pek was totally enticed towards his china woman and sense his happiness. But somehow, Li Ping got other ideas la. Perhaps she was not so interested in the Ah Pek but since kena booked oredi she cannot refused what if not kena hammer by okt. Anyway, LiPing handphone keep [/SIZE] ringing away as she sneak quick calls in and out of ktv room. Wah liao, Ah Pek in trouble, his china girls a lot of kangtao or regulars customers keep calling her hor.
Li Ping was now poised to make a quick getaway but wat excuse to use? Meanwhile Ah Pek still dreamily in high hopes of a conquest that night (if only he know!). Suddenly a bright idea sparked in Li Ping's no-choice-but- to-be- cunning brain. She hauled Ah Pek outside and told him the perfect excuse.. that her friend is drunk in another pub and needs her help, so she 's gotta leave. Ah Pek, now distraught with reality, realised her disinterest and tell Li Ping to fcuk off and gave her $50 tip for her troubles. But knn, Li Ping want to go, dont want to go. Maybe she scared kena fcuked by her okt. But she disappeared anyway.
Ah Pek re-entered ktv room, everyone ask him where girl? He said "she fcuked off" so phone calls were quickly made and before long, okt was back in ktv room with a crying Li Ping and a scene erupted as okt screamed his lungs off at the poor thing china girl kena abused and victimised. Must be Ah Pek's fault hor. Li Ping all in tears now and even smashed her handphone but she in this line got no choice right, so pitiful. Ah Pek so sad, Li Ping so sad, everybody drunk and the night have to go on right and so do the booking!!
What a crap, completely useless piece of fiction you say? Ok la. I stop tolking kok here unless pple wanna hear somemore of this really fictional tale........... :D (my apologies ah, just a bored uncle tolking kok here ok, none of the above true hor, just pure fiction ok)
Aiyah, brother assassinator, complete the story lah. My heart itchy leh.
So Ah Pek booked Li Ping and what up next. End up with a happy cock and a tired cunt?
butoh_knn
25-08-2004, 10:24 PM
Lauhero u very blurr hor. Did'nt you understand bro assassinator very tongue in cheek with his references!! The example you quoted is actually his!!! Ha ha, well done bro assassinator. I think we all know who "Ah Pek" really is!please continue with yr great piece of "fiction", bro.
Do u know I am scanning this forum so constantly its almost a full time job. It's really great fun and reading all sorts of funny postings!!! :D
butoh_knn
25-08-2004, 10:27 PM
By the way bro Lau. dont press the quote button when quoting a long posting. The bosses of this thread already threatened that they will zap u off 4 pts for taking up unnecessary space. U are one of the culprits hor :D
ladyassassinato
25-08-2004, 11:03 PM
Lauhero u very blurr hor. Did'nt you understand bro assassinator very tongue in cheek with his references!! The example you quoted is actually his!!! Ha ha, well done bro assassinator. I think we all know who "Ah Pek" really is!please continue with yr great piece of "fiction", bro.
Do u know I am scanning this forum so constantly its almost a full time job. It's really great fun and reading all sorts of funny postings!!! :D
Busted! wa. Why u 'pechah lobang'. U are a smart young man hor bro butoh. Yalor, bro lauhero and I always lim kopi together when i not in batam and we always go to hot spa in katong where I share my china girl stories of btm with him. Wanna join us? just pm me.
Ay, u dont play play with my bro lau ok. He is champion fcuker of china girls in SG ok. All the gey lor 8 china girls all he screwed oredi hor. then after screwing gey lor 8, he will adjourn to dynasty ktv to screw somemore china bitches ah!! hehehe... :eek:
sassina2
26-08-2004, 12:57 AM
That's very great of you. I have one friend who also did quite a similar thing like you, did not screw the gal he booked due to her cock and bull stories. But he regretted after that. You know what he did? The next trip at Batam he booked back the same gal, but this time round, he spitted the gal with 'spanish flies' and screwed the gal all night long.
Ha, what you think about that? :D
In my case, the stupid kid was a waitress and I was sure, "not yet in the job" as I had "stalked" her where she work a few visits. KNN, go and resign and after a few weeks tell me wanna have 2 juta to go home and then go Bali to look for job.
I said go home, see you parents and get a job there. Don't start giving your body to me for money or you will never stop! KNN, she managed to get another job and two months later, call me tell me no money to pay rent cos they went on strike etc etc bullshit. I told her sorry no help this time and if she wanna join the profession, go start elswhere but not with me lah! So many cewek in Batam why be the guy who start a lousy life for someone else!
Of course I could have been nasty but I am basically a nice guy yo!
A different case was a gambling machine cewek from Sphinx upstairs jackpot room. I dated her 3 times and bedded her the second time (considered slow already) and 3rd time too (no money talk) and, one fine day, I am in Sillypore, she SMS me wanna go back kampong because "Masallah" (problems) etc etc etc and ask me for 4 juta to help her out and will come back to Batam to be "with me" .
I SMS balek to her "sorry, too many people ask me for this kind of help last time and all play me out so my heart is like stone, sorry "aku sudah tidak mau tolong semua orang yang ada masallah" - "sudah di tipu dari ramai orang." That was one short and sharp romance!
In the short time I been in and out of Batam, I have many such incidents and stories to share with you guys too !
butoh_knn
26-08-2004, 01:52 PM
bro sassina. from yr postings of yr experiences, u come across as a nice guy with a soft heart. These batam ceweks are normally good judges of character and can identify those that can "makan/tipu" and those that cannot. If one was a typical ah beng, crude and rugged and don't give a fuck kind of character, these ceweks dare not Fcuk around with. Ceweks come from school of hard knocks so are immediately street wise and needing to hustle for a living. This is the reality of Batam or Indonesia. What to do!
You pity them, they take advantage and want to tipu you.
But we also human, so that is the way things are la. Some good, some bad hor!! :rolleyes:
sassina2
26-08-2004, 02:08 PM
bro sassina. from yr postings of yr experiences, u come across as a nice guy with a soft heart. These batam ceweks are normally good judges of character and can identify those that can "makan/tipu" and those that cannot. If one was a typical ah beng, crude and rugged and don't give a fuck kind of character, these ceweks dare not Fcuk around with. Ceweks come from school of hard knocks so are immediately street wise and needing to hustle for a living. This is the reality of Batam or Indonesia. What to do!
You pity them, they take advantage and want to tipu you.
But we also human, so that is the way things are la. Some good, some bad hor!! :rolleyes:
Put it this way lah, ceweks, ger ger in Sillypore, charbors all the same lah; they all tink we men can makan sure wanna makan wan.
For me, its simple lah, if I judge the case to be genuine, I try to help lah, but if I judge the case to be bullshit, I just ignore and "shut out" - too bad ah, help yourself or go find another sucker!
So far, I believe overall, I get enough satisfaction vis a vis cost and normally, I save on taxi and other unnecessary commission and give to the ceweks who do all the work to take care of our "liddle brother" lah.
I may sound extravagant sometimes, but I save from taxi driver and give to cewek - I tink its fair deal. (take from Peter and pay Paul).
Other people let taxis earn huge commission and then tip the cewek after poking her 4-5 times 20 to 50k - I tink that is wrong approach and definitely lousy tinking.
By the way, the latest I heard from a cewek is the "thank you." Ya, some brothers go booking cewek and then before she leaves they give nothing and say "thank you." Now, that kind of attitude make us terrible right!
LauheroNo1
26-08-2004, 02:14 PM
Put it this way lah, ceweks, ger ger in Sillypore, charbors all the same lah; they all tink we men can makan sure wanna makan wan.
For me, its simple lah, if I judge the case to be genuine, I try to help lah, but if I judge the case to be bullshit, I just ignore and "shut out" - too bad ah, help yourself or go find another sucker!
So far, I believe overall, I get enough satisfaction vis a vis cost and normally, I save on taxi and other unnecessary commission and give to the ceweks who do all the work to take care of our "liddle brother" lah.
I may sound extravagant sometimes, but I save from taxi driver and give to cewek - I tink its fair deal. (take from Peter and pay Paul).
Other people let taxis earn huge commission and then tip the cewek after poking her 4-5 times 20 to 50k - I tink that is wrong approach and definitely lousy tinking.
By the way, the latest I heard from a cewek is the "thank you." Ya, some brothers go booking cewek and then before she leaves they give nothing and say "thank you." Now, that kind of attitude make us terrible right!
Nice and good hearted guy like you I think mostly mati liao. So to compliment you : up your point. :D
Other people let taxis earn huge commission and then tip the cewek after poking her 4-5 times 20 to 50k - I tink that is wrong approach and definitely lousy tinking.
wow ... like that ask cewek to become a taxi driver lo .... hahahah
(joke only la)
:p
never trust ceweks in batam man. I always kena stories until bodoh2. Knn, they will tell me no money, always ask to buy phone card for them, need money to send back family etc but then the same cewek give other bros. see playing horseh machines and gambling big time when u are not around. They always hustle from one "abang " to another and use the same tricks.
We all Sg people see them from Indon have hard life so sometimes take pity right, but knn these ceweks hustle money to go feed gambling habit how to pity leh!! :confused:
just tell the cewek: "wa kerja aja, gak ada uang banyak iho ... " ;)
not this one....
another gong gong guy... 360k times 30!!!
somemore say mami got give him discount??!!?? :confused:
he think the cewek wont get booked on the weekdays...hahha biggest joke!!
knn, must be you la, makan time always order gong gong, no wonder you fren eat too much then become gong gong :D
sassina2
26-08-2004, 07:01 PM
wow ... like that ask cewek to become a taxi driver lo .... hahahah
(joke only la)
:p
then what? U ride taxi with cewek driver and book the driver for "Kongkek" issit?
Joking too!
flamethrower
26-08-2004, 10:56 PM
then what? U ride taxi with cewek driver and book the driver for "Kongkek" issit?
Joking too!
got meh. never see cewektaxi driver , maybe shd start or all tok kok only betol
then what? U ride taxi with cewek driver and book the driver for "Kongkek" issit?
Joking too!
good idea leh ... win win
cewek gets to earn booking fee, cab driving fare, cab / booking tips
I dun needa wait too long for the regular cab
;)
Binbin
09-09-2004, 03:55 PM
Hehe ,
Maybe u saw the sotong is me , for i rushing for a urgent meething and i pay S$ 50 to get myself in as fast as possible ...
But play ball iwill about 200 , so quiet happy hehe
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