seahummer
23-08-2004, 03:36 AM
firstly i like to congratulate the education system of singapore for teaching me chinese even if i didnt like it. but now that ive been visiting china ... particulaly shanghai, i see why it is such a necessary tool.
it is to service the tool. hehheh.
i think the ministers of the trade ministry have also communicated with the shanghainese assbassodors and have found that language is the key to a cheaper rate and a had better 'kum cheng' with their bedsheet wrinklers.
so learn chinese. its good for you. and for all those players who are not chinese, think of the surprise value when you try to speak a language not of your mother tongue. its the effort in THEIR end that matters.
so to my first FR
the company driver who cheongs almost every nite at the sleazy salons that spread all over shanghai takes me out to his regular joint which fronts as a foot reflexology massage centre near wai tan. so he advises me about the prices and the packages that the establishment has to offer.
50RMB for a back massage ( you can massage or raba the massuer also )
100RMB for a BBBJ CIM ( must i emphasise? )
170RMB for the BBJ CIM and a FJ with cap ( a must! everywhere in china )
so comes in this girl... obviously not local ( shanghainese ) and starts small talk. and Thats where LKY and his kin i applaude....
face 7.0
body 7.5
ass 7.5
tits 7.1
short hair, doll like face, single eyelid ( dunno why all look the same. must be diet ) firm breasts but could be bra, wearing black tight jeans with a green top.
so i have to make my decision of which package i want. so i went for the BBJ CIM happy meal. so she takes me to the back of the room and WAHLAU... damn hardcore... they got a table about the height and size of the doctors inspection bed. no matress and the only thing to cushion your ass was a straw mat. hardest core i tell you. anyway... she takes off her top only and undo her bra exposing a pair of really nice tight and firm breast and asked politely if she can proceed.... damn. so she starts slowly and proceeded tomake me cum... she went on for quite a bit until i got pretty hard and then i told her i wanted the other FJ happy meal with the free rubber toy cap. she obliged because she gets more money from the master foot reflexologist. she i get her to bend over the observation table and did it behind her. halfway i stopped and told her to kneel on the table and buggered her doggy with my head almost reaching the ceiling ( the damn room was really low )
my wallet then became a little lighter.
total damage. 170 RMB which converts back to SGD36 or so... thank you again LKY for the strong dollar.
so.... go for the BBBJ and they will make it a really good effort to make you cum. then change to the FJ package. ive tried the FJ in haste initially and the BJ is so weak. they just going through motion considering the number of shlongs they see in a day.
so this method you will get the best bang for your buck. LKY taught me.
it is to service the tool. hehheh.
i think the ministers of the trade ministry have also communicated with the shanghainese assbassodors and have found that language is the key to a cheaper rate and a had better 'kum cheng' with their bedsheet wrinklers.
so learn chinese. its good for you. and for all those players who are not chinese, think of the surprise value when you try to speak a language not of your mother tongue. its the effort in THEIR end that matters.
so to my first FR
the company driver who cheongs almost every nite at the sleazy salons that spread all over shanghai takes me out to his regular joint which fronts as a foot reflexology massage centre near wai tan. so he advises me about the prices and the packages that the establishment has to offer.
50RMB for a back massage ( you can massage or raba the massuer also )
100RMB for a BBBJ CIM ( must i emphasise? )
170RMB for the BBJ CIM and a FJ with cap ( a must! everywhere in china )
so comes in this girl... obviously not local ( shanghainese ) and starts small talk. and Thats where LKY and his kin i applaude....
face 7.0
body 7.5
ass 7.5
tits 7.1
short hair, doll like face, single eyelid ( dunno why all look the same. must be diet ) firm breasts but could be bra, wearing black tight jeans with a green top.
so i have to make my decision of which package i want. so i went for the BBJ CIM happy meal. so she takes me to the back of the room and WAHLAU... damn hardcore... they got a table about the height and size of the doctors inspection bed. no matress and the only thing to cushion your ass was a straw mat. hardest core i tell you. anyway... she takes off her top only and undo her bra exposing a pair of really nice tight and firm breast and asked politely if she can proceed.... damn. so she starts slowly and proceeded tomake me cum... she went on for quite a bit until i got pretty hard and then i told her i wanted the other FJ happy meal with the free rubber toy cap. she obliged because she gets more money from the master foot reflexologist. she i get her to bend over the observation table and did it behind her. halfway i stopped and told her to kneel on the table and buggered her doggy with my head almost reaching the ceiling ( the damn room was really low )
my wallet then became a little lighter.
total damage. 170 RMB which converts back to SGD36 or so... thank you again LKY for the strong dollar.
so.... go for the BBBJ and they will make it a really good effort to make you cum. then change to the FJ package. ive tried the FJ in haste initially and the BJ is so weak. they just going through motion considering the number of shlongs they see in a day.
so this method you will get the best bang for your buck. LKY taught me.