Bahasa Melayu Lessons.

[jbkia]

Went on a stroll today along Jalan AhFok tonight on Saturday. Found many Malay/Indon near the Indian temple traffic light and the bus station across Indian temple. One of them gave me a Psss when i walked pass across Indian temple. They were just ok but since I never done with a Malay or Indon I were very tempted to try.

Now, can anyone teach me how they say fuck, blowjob, their word for transexual("Pondan" I want to make sure they are not). Thank you. Also can anyone tell me would chinese get in trouble picking up a Malay?

[Malaysian Datuk]

Went on a stroll today along Jalan AhFok tonight on Saturday. Found many Malay/Indon near the Indian temple traffic light and the bus station across Indian temple. One of them gave me a Psss when i walked pass across Indian temple. They were just ok but since I never done with a Malay or Indon I were very tempted to try.

Now, can anyone teach me how they say fuck, blowjob, their word for transexual("Pondan" I want to make sure they are not). Thank you. Also can anyone tell me would chinese get in trouble picking up a Malay?Look carefully bro, this place (Jalan Trus) got many Ah Quas lurking around....which incidently is my dear bro popiah's favourite! :D

[OsamaBinLaden]

Went on a stroll today along Jalan AhFok tonight on Saturday. Found many Malay/Indon near the Indian temple traffic light and the bus station across Indian temple. One of them gave me a Psss when i walked pass across Indian temple. They were just ok but since I never done with a Malay or Indon I were very tempted to try.

Now, can anyone teach me how they say fuck, blowjob, their word for transexual("Pondan" I want to make sure they are not). Thank you. Also can anyone tell me would chinese get in trouble picking up a Malay?


f.u.c.k. = MAIN (as in mah-en, something like dat lah)
bj = isap
how much = berapa

[mykhel13]

f.u.c.k. = MAIN (as in mah-en, something like dat lah)
bj = isap
how much = berapa

transvestite = pondan
if haggling; expensive = mahal
penis = batang
pussy = pantat

hope this helps... if u want more words, just post it. I will gladly help. Don't worry, I'm a Malaysian, so I know BM. :)

[kelvintay]

breast = tetek.
clit = kelentek.
wet = basah.
lick = jilat.

[kanasai]

transvestite = pondan

pussy = pantat

hope this helps... if u want more words, just post it. I will gladly help. Don't worry, I'm a Malaysian, so I know BM. :)

err..sorry to interrupte....is pussy is pantat,then ass is what ler?? :rolleyes:

[sdfr]

err..sorry to interrupte....is pussy is pantat,then ass is what ler?? :rolleyes:

ass = buntut
pig's ass = buntut babi
face like a pig's ass = muka macam buntut babi

but i guess, u want to say "can i screw ur ass" in which case, it should be
"saya mau main belakang" (belakang = behind).

chicken = ayam
pussy= pantat, puki.

dick = butoh

fuck = k o n g k e k

bluff = kelentong

[sdfr]

transvestite = pondan

snip snip.... :)

correction:

transvestite = bapok

girly, effeminate or gay = pondan.

as in... jalan alor tu banyak bapok la (lots of transvestites in jln alor)

and

dia tu main bola macam pondan (he plays footie like a .. gay, effeminate, girly)

[gearbox]

wouldn`t it be easier if u use hand signal ? :D

[OsamaBinLaden]

err..sorry to interrupte....is pussy is pantat,then ass is what ler?? :rolleyes:

pussy = puki
ass = pantat / bontot

[cereal-killer]

pussy = puki
ass = pantat / bontot
ass = pantat = behasa melayu
ass = bontot = behasa indonesia

tak pakai trolly = don't wear bra :D

[virginkiller]

Got one more

No money = Boleh main free..kah
CIM= Boleh keluar kat mulut
Fuck= Use yur right hand fingers to make a ring and yur first finger in and out fast (smiling always)
Blowjob= Move yur tongue around, with yur index finger in front .Ini boleh kah (blinking yur eyes+smiling all the time)
Tight Pussy= Wah..nonok ketat siah
Big Breast= Betik Besar
I luv u= I cinta u.
Wana get married= Nak Kahwin tak

[Nokia6600]

attention bro,

pantat = ass(NOT PUSSY!!!)
pussy = puki/cibai/cheeby

i dun know what 'pantat' means in indonesia, but in m'sia it means ASS/ARSE that is for sure

[badboyxtreme]

Muahahahahahah, this is freaking funny siak.

Trolly kakak konya laki.

mak konya maknya pukilah = your mother's mother's chibai (your grandmother)
pantat is definitely pussy, alor pantat or alor cipap.
cipap = pussy also
punggong bontot = arse
kelentit = clit
nonok, puki, tanah 3 segi = all pussies
kakak konya laki = your sister's husband (brother in-law) hahahaah
####kek, main, enjot, ngentot = all means fuck
bapok, pondan, adik-adik = all ah gua / transvesite
:D

[DNAT]

Muahahahahahah, this is freaking funny siak.

Trolly kakak konya laki.

mak konya maknya pukilah = your mother's mother's chibai (your grandmother)
pantat is definitely pussy, alor pantat or alor cipap.
cipap = pussy also
punggong bontot = arse
kelentit = clit
nonok, puki, tanah 3 segi = all pussies
kakak konya laki = your sister's husband (brother in-law) hahahaah
####kek, main, enjot, ngentot = all means fuck
bapok, pondan, adik-adik = all ah gua / transvesite
:D

pak .. teach us more leh ... hehe
(here a bit of rojak liao leh) :D

[toshio]

pantat = pussy not arse
suck = hisap
bra = coli not trolly
asshole = dubur
breast = buah dada

[toshio]

shoot = panjut
nipple = tetek
kiss = cium
pretty = cantik

[UnderGround]

So much to laugh here after reading...

Pussy = cibai , puki, pantat (simplified), Nonok (traditional).

The word "punggong" is hips la.......and "buntut" is ass.....the two pomelo's.




Kekekeke!!! :D

Happy happy Learning BM!!!

[maufans]

kanina = kanasai :p :p

[sdol v2]

So much to laugh here after reading...

Pussy = cibai , puki, pantat (simplified), Nonok (traditional).

The word "punggong" is hips la.......and "buntut" is ass.....the two pomelo's.

Kekekeke!!! :D

Happy happy Learning BM!!!

If u r in Malaysia.. especially KL northwards.. pantat generally means pussy..
in singapore, jb, sabah, sarawak - pantat means ass..

please be careful with the word.. it could be a cause of embarrassment if u use it at the wrong place and misunderstood.. if u want to refer to the ass, to be safe.. use "blakang" (behind) for ass...

[sdol v2]

[QUOTE=sdol v2]If u r in Malaysia.. especially KL northwards.. pantat generally means pussy..
in singapore, jb, sabah, sarawak - pantat means ass..
QUOTE]
Bro, ist time hear that pantat means pussy leh!!!!!
Anyway, thanks for info..... :p

was quite surprised too when i heard it from my wife the first time (who is from one of the northern states).. but it's true.. experienced first hand when one of our friends who was from sabah made a friendly joke and mentioned pantat and everybody in the group suddenly kept quiet.. and she didn't know what went wrong until her close friend pointed out to her what it meant...