Advert looking for 8" dick

[maituleow]

came acrossed this ad on the yahoo site might be interesting for those with 8" dick and age below 28...I dun fit the bill cos over 28 and my dick longer than 8"..hehehehehehehe!!!


Health & Beauty: couple looking for??; Aljunied, sg
Description: married couple looking for guy age 28 and below with a big dick ..around 8 inches and the guy should also be able to do massage ...please reply with full description of your self and a pic would be appreciated...and also a contact number...NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE
Date Posted: 02/02/05

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Email: [email protected] Reply to this ad
Location: Aljunied, SG 365679
Other Ads: Listings from jollyjoy7961
Ad ID: services-1107331686-8355223

[thaivisitor]

came acrossed this ad on the yahoo site might be interesting for those with 8" dick and age below 28...I dun fit the bill cos over 28 and my dick longer than 8"..hehehehehehehe!!!


Health & Beauty: couple looking for??; Aljunied, sg
Description: married couple looking for guy age 28 and below with a big dick ..around 8 inches and the guy should also be able to do massage ...

FUCK!!! I missed. Mine only 7 inches, what a waste! :mad:

[cbjuiceyumseng]

FUCK!!! I missed. Mine only 7 inches, what a waste! :mad:

Mine only 6inches, but can ask if they accept tag-team? 6 + 7 = 13inches. :D

[Legionnaire]

Mine only 6inches, but can ask if they accept tag-team? 6 + 7 = 13inches. :D

let yours powers combine. *shout 6 inch* another shout *7 inch* tada. :D

[cbjuiceyumseng]

let yours powers combine. *shout 6 inch* another shout *7 inch* tada. :D

Actually i think my 6inch is enough for kah-cheng-kang and furthermore my mini 6" is easier to blow. :o

[Big Sexy]

Kaoz... mine dick is 9 inches long, so i guess i dont qualify too.... :mad: :D

FUCK!!! I missed. Mine only 7 inches, what a waste!

[cbjuiceyumseng]

Is my lanjiao of 6" the smallest here? :(

[MelonEater]

Is my lanjiao of 6" the smallest here? :(

Not sure leh. I don't know how to measure. 8" is refering to the length or diameter? If it's for length, i not qualify. Diameter, I think i slightly more than 8". Like that qualify anot ha? :D

[Ah Huat ^_^]

Kaoz... mine dick is 9 inches long, so i guess i dont qualify too

my only 9cm. :o

[thaivisitor]

Mine only 6inches, but can ask if they accept tag-team? 6 + 7 = 13inches. :D
bro, correction lah... tag team not 6 + 7 = 13inches leh.. its 6 inches long plus 7 inches diameter lah.. :D

[thaivisitor]

my only 9cm. :o
you're talking about your cock hair ah? :rolleyes:

[Zack Tan]

you're talking about your cock hair ah? :rolleyes:
Hi Thaivisitor,
Dun't be like that again lah! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing leh. But thanks for your wick sense of humour.
Seriously, just wonder why married couple need man with 8'' long dick? If just to impregnate his wifey, I think 6" should be adequate and then I think most of us can apply mah.
Cheers,

[robertking1]

wah....I just measured mine....8inch chun chun.....
what is the contact number???? :D

[Looksee]

Kaoz... mine dick is 9 inches long, so i guess i dont qualify too....

can!! cut away 1" lor.............

:D

[robertking1]

can!! cut away 1" lor.............

:D
oii....talk sense lah.....cut away.....you think cut hair or nails ah..... :(

[Looksee]

oii....talk sense lah.....cut away.....you think cut hair or nails ah..... :(

talking sense what..........of course different from cutting hair or nails la........hair and nails can grow back...........

nowadays medical science so advance.........short can become long.........small can become big.........so.......long can become short mah.....

:rolleyes:

[Microsoft]

wah....I just measured mine....8inch chun chun.....
what is the contact number????

I think u use the wrong side of the ruler. Lidat confirm 8cm leow. Hehe :D :p

[waypastprime]

you're talking about your cock hair ah? :rolleyes:

He meant before erection. :p

[Freestyler69]

8 inch cock can add wanton meat into the condom to make up the shortage mah kekekekekeke

anyway i emailed them and see got wat response ah..

[robertking1]

help......I just measured again and it has grown to 8.1inch liow.....
damned.....recently it has started to grow again.....anybody can advise how to stop it from growing......... :D

[ryanlim]

anybody can advise how to stop it from growing......... :D

cut if off........... :D

[KumLan]

cut if off........... :D

you all brothers si pay funny...is Jack Neo one of the samster???

[Big Sexy]

hmm... i have a suggestion............ 100% GUARANTEE TO WORK


Give DNAT a call in the middle of the nite... before you go and sleep.... then hopefully you will dream of him.... WHEN u do dream of him waving at you........and only if you Do dream of him i repeat ...... i 100% guarantee your dick will SHRINK!!! :D


help......I just measured again and it has grown to 8.1inch liow.....
damned.....recently it has started to grow again.....anybody can advise how to stop it from growing......... :D

[KumLan]

Is my lanjiao of 6" the smallest here? :(

brother sorry to tell you that your lan jiao is the smallest because we are talking about our length be4 steam one ....hehehehehe

[robertking1]

hmm... i have a suggestion............ 100% GUARANTEE TO WORK
Give DNAT a call in the middle of the nite... before you go and sleep.... then hopefully you will dream of him.... WHEN u do dream of him waving at you........and only if you Do dream of him i repeat ...... i 100% guarantee your dick will SHRINK!!! :D
wah lau...u got say like no say 1......why dont you say hang his lorry head size photo in front of bed or something lidat...... :(

[robertking1]

you all brothers si pay funny...is Jack Neo one of the samster???
cleber boy....Mark Lee is also around..... :D

[Big Sexy]

kaoz...if i do that... it will give me nightmare very day.. :D
why dont you try it :mad:

wah lau...u got say like no say 1......why dont you say hang his lorry head size photo in front of bed or something lidat.....

[Randi_Candi]

help......I just measured again and it has grown to 8.1inch liow.....
damned.....recently it has started to grow again.....anybody can advise how to stop it from growing......... :D
Stare at my avatar.....
if still grow long I would go for castration if I were u :D

[robertking1]

Stare at my avatar.....
if still grow long I would go for castration if I were u :D
dont understand leh....
just stared at ur avatar......now 8.2inch liow.....but why go for castration??? :confused:

[Big Sexy]

the only way to shrink it is to look at DNAT or his photo...:D told u so many time liao...:D

dont understand leh....
just stared at ur avatar......now 8.2inch liow.....but why go for castration???

[Big Sexy]

hmmm it grew accordingly to Rk.... so u will have to eat your words liao...... time to go for castration :D


Stare at my avatar.....
if still grow long I would go for castration if I were u :D

[lawry]

dont understand leh....
just stared at ur avatar......now 8.2inch liow.....but why go for castration??? :confused:
gasps.. u have the "I LOVE TO FARK SISTERS" Syptoms...

u wan me to introduce sherine to u.. heard she a little bit ... 0.00000000000001% better looking than RC's avatar.. after u bonk her.. ur ku ku jiao confirm grow by 1 more inch.. or maybe u can ask her swallow ur ku ku jiao.. if u think its too long..

dont need to thank me for the help..

[lawry]

hmmm it grew accordingly to Rk.... so u will have to eat your words liao...... time to go for castration :D

Lets be kind to RK1.. we ask for public donation for his castration operation..

RK1 going for castration operation. PLS pm me for ur generous donation..
please DONATE generous for this operation to be successful.. if no donation is received by 15 Feb 2005. i will personally do the operation myself (bo pian.. no funds...) take knife and chop...

[et911]

you all brothers si pay funny...is Jack Neo one of the samster???

Who is he? Got 8"?

[Randi_Candi]

hmmm it grew accordingly to Rk.... so u will have to eat your words liao...... time to go for castration :D
For a lawyer u abit btc leh

I said if i were him lar
Hahaha......or u meant time for me castrate RK??!! :eek:

[Randi_Candi]

brother sorry to tell you that your lan jiao is the smallest because we are talking about our length be4 steam one ....heheheheheCBJ meant before steam he 6"
typically after steam its double at least
OMG......we have a winner! :D

[Randi_Candi]

dont understand leh....
just stared at ur avatar......now 8.2inch liow.....but why go for castration??? :confused:
Haha.....perhaps u r pinnochio with the tendency to grow longer when u lie
No wonder u neber say the truth and nothing about the truth :rolleyes:

[Randi_Candi]

Lets be kind to RK1.. we ask for public donation for his castration operation..

RK1 going for castration operation. PLS pm me for ur generous donation..
please DONATE generous for this operation to be successful.. if no donation is received by 15 Feb 2005. i will personally do the operation myself (bo pian.. no funds...) take knife and chop...
Heh heh....i donate to worthy cause only
Pls get ready to op on him

If u need I got rusty gar tor, u want? :D

[lawry]

If u need I got rusty gar tor, u want? :D
swee!! thats what bros are for.. help each other.. 10q in advance..

[KumLan]

Hey all brothers, TUA KEE...KUM LAN AH!! Advertisment also say must be 28 years and below...seems all the brother all TUA KEE but all also very old ....hehehehehehe

[Looksee]

Hey all brothers, TUA KEE...KUM LAN AH!! Advertisment also say must be 28 years and below...seems all the brother all TUA KEE but all also very old ....hehehehehehe

how u know we very old? i'm only 25........

:rolleyes:

[lawry]

how u know we very old? i'm only 25........

:rolleyes:
yah loh.. i am only 6 months older than looksee... :)

[mahalosux]

wah....I just measured mine....8inch chun chun.....
what is the contact number???? :D

no wonder u r the king of TCSS.... :D

[waypastprime]

how u know we very old? i'm only 25........

:rolleyes:

And I'm only 14. :D

[Looksee]

And I'm only 14. :D

i know, i know..........tat's why u r a newbie mah..........

:D

[lawry]

And I'm only 14. :D
SAMMYBOYFOR.. pls delete "waypastprime"'s account and kick him out of SB.. he isnt 18 yet!!

[mahalosux]

i know, i know..........tat's why u r a newbie mah..........

:D

u guys really believe tat Lao Uncle Lobert kuku bird is 8 inches... oh man!!! :eek:

[Looksee]

u guys really believe tat Lao Uncle Lobert kuku bird is 8 inches... oh man!!! :eek:

he say, i believe lor.........anyway i never peek at him when we pee together and we never did 2 on 1 before...........

i also say tat i'm 25 years old..........

:D

[ryanlim]

SAMMYBOYFOR.. pls delete "waypastprime"'s account and kick him out of SB.. he isnt 18 yet!!

like that do good meh? :D

[waypastprime]

SAMMYBOYFOR.. pls delete "waypastprime"'s account and kick him out of SB.. he isnt 18 yet!!

Since when u become Sam's spokesman? :cool:

Also, did I say I'm 14 THIS YEAR? :rolleyes:

[mahalosux]

he say, i believe lor.........anyway i never peek at him when we pee together and we never did 2 on 1 before...........

i also say tat i'm 25 years old..........

:D

yah.. betta dun peep.. or else get incurable sore eye leh.... :p

[lawry]

like that do good meh? :D
goot... we must be the protector of our young generation.. keep them from getting polluted.. (lawry is half a saint...) its a noble job.. :)

[Looksee]

Since when u become Sam's spokesman?

Also, did I say I'm 14 THIS YEAR?

u guys talking about age ah? basket! i tot u all talking about IQ, tat's why i say 25............

:rolleyes:

[freebiez]

have emailed to the person n waiting for more updates..sent them my edited pic and pic of my dick...will update u guys whether its real or not

[DNAT]

Nbzz... all hide down here never inform .. :rolleyes:

[lawry]

Nbzz... all hide down here never inform .. :rolleyes:
U r late.. closing time soon...

store is going to play music soon.......

[robertking1]

Nbzz... all hide down here never inform .. :rolleyes:
inform u got rewards or not...... :D

[Looksee]

Nbzz... all hide down here never inform .. :rolleyes:

as usual.........4 pages late..........

:D

[acer3939]

I'm 44, mine only 4.4 inches so does that means i'm out :confused: keke ;)

[waypastprime]

(lawry is half a saint...) its a noble job.. :)

Never knew that Saints like to 'force' people to drink.

"SI MMM SI BRO".

[robertking1]

I'm 44, mine only 4.4 inches so does that means i'm out :confused:
sre u hinting something....this week hot number....4444... :D

[waypastprime]

u guys talking about age ah? basket! i tot u all talking about IQ, tat's why i say 25............

:rolleyes:

Wow... Your IQ indeed very high. :p

[acer3939]

....4444... :D
This set of #s me no buy hoh so you guys kena big big then buy me kopi loh keke ;)

[cbjuiceyumseng]

Lies all Lies!!! When the chicken say my cock is hard and big is all false !!!

Mine is only 6inches. :mad:

[waypastprime]

inform u got rewards or not...... :D

Got. One GL PRC bonk courtesy of lawry. So when are u claiming yours? ;)

[Looksee]

Wow... Your IQ indeed very high. :p

Thankyou you........my doctor also said i cleber........

:D

[cbjuiceyumseng]

Actually WPP looked quite young wat...how come call WPP leh? Got much older men in this forum... :D

[lawry]

Got. One GL PRC bonk courtesy of lawry. So when are u claiming yours? ;)
Oei.. dont anyhow anyhow put the name lawry hor.. wat.. u wan to take over RK1 and bonk the PRC?? as thaivisitor says.. let us see ur bonking action.. and u can take over.. tonite u free is it? meet GL10.. :rolleyes:

[robertking1]

Got. One GL PRC bonk courtesy of lawry. So when are u claiming yours? ;)
haizz....dont say lah...so many promotors want to be involved.....Indoor Stadium, National Stadium, Suntec......let my manager deals with them first.... :(

[waypastprime]

Oei.. dont anyhow anyhow put the name lawry hor.. wat.. u wan to take over RK1 and bonk the PRC?? as thaivisitor says.. let us see ur bonking action.. and u can take over.. tonite u free is it? meet GL10.. :rolleyes:

I pai seh lah.. Uncle Lobert already wants to substitute TV. Why need me? :o

[Looksee]

Actually WPP looked quite young wat...how come call WPP leh? Got much older men in this forum... :D

u like tat say DNAT good meh?

:rolleyes:

[cbjuiceyumseng]

u like tat say DNAT good meh?

:rolleyes:

Paiseh...cannot help it suaning the old men. :D

ah....青春无敌！

[Microsoft]

Indoor Stadium, National Stadium, Suntec......let my manager deals with them first....

Huh i tot u finalise on ECP Gay Beach?? They say u like 2 do it under the moon and star leh... :D

[DNAT]

u like tat say DNAT good meh?

:rolleyes:

knn.. arh wu wa eh dai chi ?? :rolleyes:

[cbjuiceyumseng]

" Quickly leaves the forum and get back to work "

P.S: tonight i come late at 11-12am can? I bring measuring tape also. Time to measure all the cocks. :D

[Looksee]

knn.. arh wu wa eh dai chi ?? :rolleyes:

because u 4 pages late mah.........

:D

[robertking1]

heng ah......it has stopped growing......last measurement still 8.2inch.... :D
calling it a day liow.......cheers.....

[plain]

Is my lanjiao of 6" the smallest here? :(

size doesn't matter :D

very long time back, a girl friend of mine was so into caucasian's cos' they got bigger ones for better penetration. ended up with a HUGE one but was really really hard for 5mins and got some after... she moved back to pink vibrating dildos after that

[Looksee]

size doesn't matter

please tell tat to RK1.......

:D

[et911]

please tell tat to RK1.......

You got to explain to him with illustrations..

[lawry]

ended up with a HUGE one but was really really hard for 5mins and got soft after...ehh.. one type of galfriend tat i never take or fark is a gal who has a ang mo boyfriend for afew years.. why?
because their pussy has been strench.. its like using a tea spoon stiring coffee.. or maybe my dick small..
had a galfriend who live in Auzzie for 8~ 10 years.. she had ang mo boyfriends before.. solid body..cup D or bigger.. but her pussy really loose leh.. sian..

shit.. i can start to hear ppl suaning me my dick small liao.. :mad:


small dick???,
lawry

[Castrol]

ehh.. one type of galfriend tat i never take or fark is a gal who has a ang mo boyfriend for afew years.. why?
because their pussy has been strench.. its like using a tea spoon stiring coffee..



hahaha bro..... this reminds me why japanese chicks are so much sought after, partly becos their slit is very tight? since from the jap blue tapes, most of the their men have small.......... oh oh... no offence to japanese friends... :p

[dudick]

So that means when look for gal, must make sure their previous guy must be smaller build than you lah :D

[tungsten]

Not sure leh. I don't know how to measure. 8" is refering to the length or diameter? If it's for length, i not qualify. Diameter, I think i slightly more than 8". Like that qualify anot ha? :D

8 inch diameter? You think use your leg huh :P

[lawry]

8 inch diameter? You think use your leg huh :P

oh yah hor.. never realsie that.. i tot its circum.. its diameter.. wow.. 20 cm wide.. his dick is a small tree trunk thick in side.. damn good.. i think use to bonk elephant one.. hee hee.. :)
Not sure leh. I don't know how to measure. 8" is refering to the length or diameter? If it's for length, i not qualify. Diameter, I think i slightly more than 8". Like that qualify anot ha?

[thaivisitor]

he say, i believe lor.........anyway i never peek at him when we pee together and we never did 2 on 1 before...........

i also say tat i'm 25 years old..........


peep also no use lah... unless you also bring along magnifying glass lah... :D

[thaivisitor]

heng ah......it has stopped growing......last measurement still 8.2inch.... :D
calling it a day liow.......cheers.....
What!!!! your head stop growning??? :eek:

[Looksee]

What!!!! your head stop growning??? :eek:


i think he's talking about his IQ.........

:D

[bully]

Hey, mine 8 inch KAN KAN HO!
But hor, im 82yrs liao can bo???
:D

[MelonEater]

8 inch diameter? You think use your leg huh :P

Wah pity you. You mean your leg only 8"? :confused:

[MelonEater]

oh yah hor.. never realsie that.. i tot its circum.. its diameter.. wow.. 20 cm wide.. his dick is a small tree trunk thick in side.. damn good.. i think use to bonk elephant one.. hee hee.. :)

Elephant no chance lah. But those gals that you never wanted to fxxx (ex-girlfriend of angmoh), they all said i bery good :D