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23-05-2013, 08:30 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
According to our state-controlled media, the revised (read: correct) GDP figures for the first quarter of 2013 should be 0.2%, not minus 0.6% as reported a few weeks ago.
Why did the Sinkie gahmen revise the figures?
Below are some of my guesses:
1. Pinky's and his cabinet ministars' remunerations depend on GDP figures
2. To calm Sinkies' fear of more job losses
3. To dupe foreign investors so they will continue to invest in Sinking Island
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?152829-Sinkie-gahmen-suka-suka-revised-1Q-2013-GDP-upwards&goto=newpost).
According to our state-controlled media, the revised (read: correct) GDP figures for the first quarter of 2013 should be 0.2%, not minus 0.6% as reported a few weeks ago.
Why did the Sinkie gahmen revise the figures?
Below are some of my guesses:
1. Pinky's and his cabinet ministars' remunerations depend on GDP figures
2. To calm Sinkies' fear of more job losses
3. To dupe foreign investors so they will continue to invest in Sinking Island
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?152829-Sinkie-gahmen-suka-suka-revised-1Q-2013-GDP-upwards&goto=newpost).