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[siam66]

Originally Posted by Pink2577

Thank you bro very interesting

Bro siam66 you meeting bro CO prince7 on tuesday ? Can i join ? my off day too. Sorry i sound so direct. I will pm you my mobile.
Thank you.

Hahahahaha..........of course can lar, ah pink but I dun know about CO prince.......heheee.......

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

This Last One Is Reserve For Myself

Lau da let me have the last girl can bo ?

Tuesday wu eng meetup or not ?

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha..........of course can lar, ah pink but I dun know about CO prince.......heheee.......

Can can hehe.. remember you need CLIF2 some girls requested by song.
Ah pink can give you a helping hand too

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Prince7

Can can hehe.. remember you need CLIF2 some girls requested by song.
Ah pink can give you a helping hand too

Hahahahaha...........oh ya hor........ I almost forget..........hahahaha..........

[siam66]

Hahahaha......since today is Sunday, everyone not working, ah siam would like to share a joke with all camp bros.......hehee.........

Many many years ago, in Fujian province, China, there was a young,poor and uneducated man. He was very kind-hearted but he has a bad habit of spewing vulgarities whenever he open his mouth. One day while walking along the streets, he met a old lady. The old lady asked him weakly : " young man, can pity me? I havent eaten for a few days already." Without any hesitation, the young man said " sure, sure" and digged into his pocket and took out 2 cents even though he had not eaten anything too that day. Actually the old lady is a fairy, came down to test him. Then the old lady took out 2 arrows and a bow and told the man. " These arrows are special ones and everytime you make a wish, just shoot the arrow into the sky and your wish will come true !!!".

So the young man took the arrows and bow and thank the old lady. While walking home, he decided to test whether what the old lady said is true ornot? So he started thinking what he want.....hmmm....a big house?....a lot of money?.......beautiful girls?........etc etc....but only 2 arrows, how? Suddenly a bright idea came into his mind. He took an arrow, placed near the bow and aim it into the sky. Before he released it, he shouted out loud :" Wa simi lanjiao pun ai !!!!!!" and released the arrow. Suddenly he started to shiver many times and realised that there are many lanjiaos stucked on his body. Got pig ones, horse ones, cow ones, dog ones..etc etc....He started to panic and without thinking, quickly took out the second arrow, aim and shouted out loud : " Wa simi lanjiao pun mai leow !!!"....he started to shiver again and when the shivering stop, he realised his own lanjiao also gone leow !!!!!................Moral of this joke is to say " things can anyhow eat but words cannot anyhow say ".......hehee.....thank for listening ........
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[MP5F]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha.......you must be veri rich, next time must call you towkay leow or maybe you are oreadi one?.......hehee.......
14 gals X $150 = $ 2100 and thats is excluding RTFs & tips !!!!!!!........hehee......

kekeke, I worker nia, not towkay la. Every bonking experience with different gals is a totally difference experience. $150 to bonk 1 gal still ok to me, go drinking,ktv also spent money, but at the end also get nothing. GL still the best, most gals are friendly and provide at least good service. GL is like a second home to me.

You also cheong GL, you should get what I'm trying to say, GL best value for money.

happy bonking to you.

[siam66]

Originally Posted by MP5F

kekeke, I worker nia, not towkay la. Every bonking experience with different gals is a totally difference experience. $150 to bonk 1 gal still ok to me, go drinking,ktv also spent money, but at the end also get nothing. GL still the best, most gals are friendly and provide at least good service. GL is like a second home to me.

You also cheong GL, you should get what I'm trying to say, GL best value for money.

happy bonking to you.

Hahahahaha.........true. true.....hehee........ but ah siam poor man lar ...... wonder when got chance to try all these expensive & delicious meimeis.......hehee........

[Wu Song Jr]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha......since today is Sunday, everyone not working, ah siam would like to share a joke with all camp bros.......hehee.........

Many many years ago, in Fujian province, China, there was a young,poor and uneducated man. He was very kind-hearted but he has a bad habit of spewing vulgarities whenever he open his mouth. One day while walking along the streets, he met a old lady. The old lady asked him weakly : " young man, can pity me? I havent eaten for a few days already." Without any hesitation, the young man said " sure, sure" and digged into his pocket and took out 2 cents even though he had not eaten anything too that day. Actually the old lady is a fairy, came down to test him. Then the old lady took out 2 arrows and a bow and told the man. " These arrows are special ones and everytime you make a wish, just shoot the arrow into the sky and your wish will come true !!!".

So the young man took the arrows and bow and thank the old lady. While walking home, he decided to test whether what the old lady said is true ornot? So he started thinking what he want.....hmmm....a big house?....a lot of money?.......beautiful girls?........etc etc....but only 2 arrows, how? Suddenly a bright idea came into his mind. He took an arrow, placed near the bow and aim it into the sky. Before he released it, he shouted out loud :" Wa simi lanjiao pun ai !!!!!!" and released the arrow. Suddenly he started to shiver many times and realised that there are many lanjiaos stucked on his body. Got pig ones, horse ones, cow ones, dog ones..etc etc....He started to panic and without thinking, quickly took out the second arrow, aim and shouted out loud : " Wa simi lanjiao pun mai leow !!!"....he started to shiver again and when the shivering stop, he realised his own lanjiao also gone leow !!!!!................Moral of this joke is to say " things can anyhow eat but words cannot anyhow say ".......hehee.....thank for listening ........
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Hahaaa.. ah siam good ones
Next time we must becareful what we say haha

[MP5F]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha.........true. true.....hehee........ but ah siam poor man lar ...... wonder when got chance to try all these expensive & delicious meimeis.......hehee........

kekeke, I last time also cheong cat 40,now it's cat 50 already. you can cheong cat 150 if you want also, just save up abit loh.

kekeke, bro siam66, you very humble guy, maybe you are towkay yourself.

[siam66]

Originally Posted by MP5F

kekeke, I last time also cheong cat 40,now it's cat 50 already. you can cheong cat 150 if you want also, just save up abit loh.

kekeke, bro siam66, you very humble guy, maybe you are towkay yourself.

Hahahahaha...........thanks for the kind compliments but I am not a towkay lei.....hehee...... our CO prince & ah song know what is my real occupation lar.......hahahaha..........

[MP5F]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha...........thanks for the kind compliments but I am not a towkay lei.....hehee...... our CO prince & ah song know what is my real occupation lar.......hahahaha..........

kekeke, you are welcome. I here to have fun ma, appreciate the kindness of cat 50 bros that upped my points. happy bonking and good day to you bro siam66.

[siam66]

1 more joke before ah siam go home to eat some cow placenta.......hehee.....

A angmo char bo and her very curious 4 year old son was in a bath tub bathing. Her son was always curious and like to ask questions. While bathing halfway, the son suddenly stared at his mother and asked : " mum, mum. What is that? ( hand pointing at the mother)". The mother looked down and shyly replied : " Oh, that one. It is a harbour, dear." Then they carried bathing. A while later, the son stopped again and asked the mother:"Mum,mum. Can I ask you another question?". The mother said " Sure dear, go ahead." The son then pointed at himself and ask " What is this?"....The mother then laughed and said: " Oh, that one is a small boat, dear." They then carried on bathing. Later the son stopped and looked at his mother and said " So mum, can my small boat enter your harbour?" The mother then pulled the son ear and said " No, no, naughty boy. Only your father submarine!!!"........ hehee.....thanks for listening.....roger out.

[Pink2577]

Originally Posted by Prince7

Ah pink see you on tuesday
I up your rep points too

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha..........of course can lar, ah pink but I dun know about CO prince.......heheee.......

Originally Posted by Prince7

Can can hehe.. remember you need CLIF2 some girls requested by song.
Ah pink can give you a helping hand too

Thank you bros See you on tuesday

[Pink2577]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.........sure why not ?You are also most welcum. Regarding this 2577 number, since you said it is related to the girl you love, I have put on my thinking cap, think long & hard and realised that it mean something.......hahaha.......but cannot post it here lar......wait pichar lobang mah.......hahaha............up you my humble 1 point too........hehehee........

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Originally Posted by Supervert

Supervert up you too ah pink.
Those who cheong with camp kakis have my support

Originally Posted by Prince7

Ah pink see you on tuesday
I up your rep points too

Thanks to bros for the reputation points

[Swhy]

Originally Posted by siam66

1 more joke before ah siam go home to eat some cow placenta.......hehee.....

A angmo char bo and her very curious 4 year old son was in a bath tub bathing. Her son was always curious and like to ask questions. While bathing halfway, the son suddenly stared at his mother and asked : " mum, mum. What is that? ( hand pointing at the mother)". The mother looked down and shyly replied : " Oh, that one. It is a harbour, dear." Then they carried bathing. A while later, the son stopped again and asked the mother:"Mum,mum. Can I ask you another question?". The mother said " Sure dear, go ahead." The son then pointed at himself and ask " What is this?"....The mother then laughed and said: " Oh, that one is a small boat, dear." They then carried on bathing. Later the son stopped and looked at his mother and said " So mum, can my small boat enter your harbour?" The mother then pulled the son ear and said " No, no, naughty boy. Only your father submarine!!!"........ hehee.....thanks for listening.....roger out.

I like this joke. TQ bro.