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[Meow^^]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha........thank you all bros for your nice comments & support......tonight ah siam come back from work will share with you all 2 jokes.......hehee........

1) Boonthi Boonthi

2) Housefly & Bee

Well done siam siam....

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha........thank you all bros for your nice comments & support......tonight ah siam come back from work will share with you all 2 jokes.......hehee........

1) Boonthi Boonthi

2) Housefly & Bee

Waiting Waiting

[guess67]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha........thank you all bros for your nice comments & support......tonight ah siam come back from work will share with you all 2 jokes.......hehee........

1) Boonthi Boonthi

2) Housefly & Bee

Where are the 2 jokes?

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Well done siam siam....

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Waiting Waiting

Originally Posted by guess67

Where are the 2 jokes?

Waaaaa........paiseh paiseh for keeping all bros / sis waiting. Ah Siam just reached home at 2.30am, today not enough staff so kena stayed back do OT.....will start typing now......hehee.......

[siam66]

Boonthi Boonthi

Many many years ago, in a very remote area in Africa, there was a village called Boonthi Boonthi. This village is actually located at a mountain with many caves. Inside the caves are hidden with diamonds, gold and many other precious stones. The tribal people there are all cannibals and they like to cook their victims in a big boiling pot before eating them up and thats how the name came about.

One day 3 gay treasure hunters came to know about this hidden treasure and try to steal the treasures in the caves. Let just called them A, B and C. Unfortunately, they were caught and brought to the village chief. Kneeling in front of the village chief, they begged for their lives and the village chief then said : " Ok, I will give you a chance and if you can do it, I will let you go free. You will be escorted into the jungle with a big basket to collect 50 of the same kind of fruit. After that whatever happened to you, if must not giggle / laugh or cry, otherwise you will be immediately Boonthi Boonthi." On hearing this, all three of them then said : " Thank you chief for your kindness. We will do it as long as you dun Boonthi Boonthi us." So off they went into the jungle with the escorts. Half an hour later A arrived with a basket of cherries and closely followed by B with a basket of wild berries. The village chief then said : " Since you 2 arrived together, we will carried out the test together. Now I want you to pull down your pants and bend down while my people will stuff the fruits into your ass. Remember what I said earlier, no giggle / laugh or cry or else you will be ......." A & B were shocked but fearing for their lives, they reluctantly stripped and start bending down while the escorts start stuffing the fruits into their ass. Halfway through B was showing signs of pain and A tried to encourage him. " Hey B !!! You okay? cummon man, its almost done, just think of the fun we had last time when I was screwing your ass....this is nothing man." B nodded his head and smiled. When left with only 2 more berries & cherries to go, A & B suddenly burst into laughter. They saw C coming back and walking confidently with............ a big basket of durians !!!!

[siam66]

Housefly & Bee

Housefly and Bee are very close friends. One day while flying together, they saw a house with the lights on. So out of curiosity they flew to the house and rested on the window pane. Unknown to them, there was actually a ang mo char bor lying on the bed naked waiting for her husband to finish his shower. Bee then said to housefly : " Hey Housefly! Did you saw those 2 big "mountain" over? Lets fly over there and checked out the view." So both of them flew to the top of each " mountain" and rested on it. At this moment the husband came out from the shower room and saw his naked wife all spread out waiting for him. He quickly dimmed the room room lights. Bee then said to housefly : " Housefly. Housefly. Waaa.....its getting dark leow. I think we better quickly find a place to sleep tonight. Where do you want to sleep tonight?" Housefly then said : " Hmmm.....I feel very hot tonight. Just now I think I saw a "padi field ". I think I will sleep at the " padi field " tonight. What about you, bee ? " Bee the said : " Haiz.....me got a flu tonight. I think I saw a "cave" just now, I think I better sleep there tonight. "

That night there was a loud sound, " Arrrggggg......". Housefly then called out to Bee :" Bee, Bee. Just now anything happened to you? " Bee came out from the "cave" and said : " Haiz....walau eh. Just now when was sleeping shiok shiok, suddenly the " dinosaur " came back . Attack me, withdraw, attack me then withdraw. Then he try to spew " hot liquid " at me but luckily I siam in time. What about you? " Housefly then replied : " Wah piang ooi, I also same lei. While I was sleeping on the " padi field " suddenly the ground shook. I opened my eyes and saw 2 " big rocks " falling from the sky and almost crushed me but like you luckily I siam in time.......hehee........

[guess67]

Funny jokes, almost laugh in the office

[siam66]

Originally Posted by guess67

Funny jokes, almost laugh in the office

Hahahaha.........thank you thank you, ah G67. So next time when you eat durians, you will remember ah S66 right ???.....oops!!!.....paiseh paiseh I mean ah S66 jokes......

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Well done siam siam....

Hahahaha....... siam siam thank you meow meow......hehee........

[hoho99]

Ah Siam, got more jokes bo? Camping at this tread liao

[hoho99]

Originally Posted by siam66

That following week when I come back from Thailand, this is what happened:

1) I struck 4D continuous for six consecutive weeks but only starter or consolation prize and all were struck on saturday. As it was all small ones, so I only donate to this thai temple at Paya lebar as I was staying around there at that time. Another funny thing is all the six numbers that opened are related to my trip, like room number, flight number, receipts number...etc etc....

2)I managed to find a new job quickly as a purser onboard a cruise ship and the pay was not bad.

3) 3 years later, I met my second wife & have 2 lovely children.

After reading my story, would you agree with me that this is A Very Zhun Four-Face Buddha In Bangkok ???

back-date a bit, like this you should be receiving a lot of pm asking on the location and the procedure liao

By the way when your there got ppl keep on trying to make you buy the 'buddha heart' bo?

[siam66]

Originally Posted by hoho99

Ah Siam, got more jokes bo? Camping at this tread liao

Hahahaha...........ah hoho, actually got a lot lar but trying veri hard to remember. Ah Siam lau liao, memory not so goot leow..... Last time when I work in hotel line got 1 colleague always tell us jokes when we are free. We called him " blue thunder" because he a bit siao siao one The durian joke is partly because of ah guess durian posting and suddenly I remember it.....hehee......will post more jokes if I can recall.....hehee.....

[siam66]

Originally Posted by hoho99

back-date a bit, like this you should be receiving a lot of pm asking on the location and the procedure liao

By the way when your there got ppl keep on trying to make you buy the 'buddha heart' bo?

Hahahaha.....paiseh lor, bo lei and also nobody asked me to buy the " Buddha heart ".....hehee......but last time when I go china hor, while walking on the streets, got 1 china man approached me to buy a pair of jade bangle. Told me he digged out from a old tomb and got special power. He then asked a strand of my hair and tied it around the jade bangle and using a lighter, he burned the strand of hair. To my surprise , nothing happened to the hair !!!!! He wanted to sell the pair of jade bangle to me for $2000 but I never buy.....dun know whether it is a correct decision ornot.......

[TheRedLantern]

Originally Posted by TheGreenLantern

Clones of SBF:

1) Cherrychocolate -> Bronzegod
2) Bojioleh -> Haizdie

Bronzegod wanna cover up my discord that he has a clone called Cherrychocolate, so he asked Sammyboyfor to erase all my message!

Last time when I found up the truth about this blardy fucker Bronzegod, he also kept asking sammyboyfor to erase my messages. So it was not Omnia but the coward Bronzegod who requested sammyboyfor to erase all my messages to cover up his misdeed!!!

This is interesting revelation. I quote first before it's gone

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by hoho99

back-date a bit, like this you should be receiving a lot of pm asking on the location and the procedure liao

By the way when your there got ppl keep on trying to make you buy the 'buddha heart' bo?

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.....paiseh lor, bo lei and also nobody asked me to buy the " Buddha heart ".....hehee......but last time when I go china hor, while walking on the streets, got 1 china man approached me to buy a pair of jade bangle. Told me he digged out from a old tomb and got special power. He then asked a strand of my hair and tied it around the jade bangle and using a lighter, he burned the strand of hair. To my surprise , nothing happened to the hair !!!!! He wanted to sell the pair of jade bangle to me for $2000 but I never buy.....dun know whether it is a correct decision ornot.......:

Ah hoho ah siam... paisey today no tcss coz still feverish..
Thanks for the calls