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[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

On the April of 2014, siam siam struck toto. Kena 3.26 million sing dollars. Robin1 call siam siam on his handphone.......

Robin : Waaa....siam siam bro congrats har. Errrr.....next month is my SBF birthday, just wondering if you can get something for me ???

Siam : Aiya, no problem lar. What do you want for your birthday ???

Robin : Errrr.....really??? I actually want something that is shiny and can go from 0 to 150 in a few seconds

Siam : Oh I see. Okok....I will see what I can do.

Later Siam went and bought Robin a shiny brand new Porche and news travelling quickly until baby also heard of it and she also decided to give siam a ring too.

Baby : Waaa..... siam siam congrats har. Heard you gave Robin a big birthday present for his SBF birthday lei . Waaa.....not fair lei, my SBF birthday also same as Robin lor, why I never get har ??? Haiz.... I so goot to you, tcss with you almost everyday & even dun mind to massage your head & fingers when you requested.....haiz....you har so bad hor ???

Siam : Waaa.....paiseh paiseh baby. I din know that lei. Okok what do you want for your sbf birthday too ???

Baby : Aiya, I not tum sim one lar. Just like Robin one can leow. Something shiny , can go from 0 to 150 in few seconds but I tell you first har, I dun have a driving licence so I want something different.

Siam : Waaa......liddat veri difficult lei ???

Baby : No no no. It is not difficult at all. Dun worry , I gave you a clue.....this thing is a woman best friend...hehee....

Siam : Hahahaha......I think I know what you want now.....hehee....

So siam siam went and bought the thing and personally bought it to baby house.

Ding dong......

Baby : Hello siam siam. I have been waiting for you the whole day. What took you so long ???

Siam : Aiya....you know hor, the thing you want not easy to get lei......so many colors & sizes & varieties. Have to went to a few shops in order to get it hor....hehee....

Baby : Waaa.....I am so touched siam siam. All along I din know you would be so nice to me.

Siam : Hahahaha.....it ok baby....better late than never.....hehee......

Later a loud scream was heard when baby opened the present, it turned out siam siam bought her a big shiny bathroom scale !!!!!

Ringrrrrrrrrr........Ringrrrrrrr.......wake up siam siam time to go to work !!!....the talking alarm clock sounded........

Wahahaha ... siam siam really gd to me lei ... I v.da gan dong ... kekeke ... when will da bath rm scale be deliver to me in reality ? Kekeke ...

[hoho99]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Wahahaha ... siam siam really gd to me lei ... I v.da gan dong ... kekeke ... when will da bath rm scale be deliver to me in reality ? Kekeke ...

Kekeke, ah siam cham liao. Bathroom scale easy to find but a big big and shiny one not easy wo

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by hoho99

Kekeke, ah siam cham liao. Bathroom scale easy to find but a big big and shiny one not easy wo

Kekeke ... nt my problem liao ... cos for wat I read its suppose to b delivered liao ... hehe ...

[Prince7]

555555 A good one from ah siam.. funny mak mak

[hoho99]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Kekeke ... nt my problem liao ... cos for wat I read its suppose to b delivered liao ... hehe ...

But still it cannot reach 150 leh. Unless you start to eat more now

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by Prince7

555555 A good one from ah siam.. funny mak mak

Funny mak mak but nw nid produce a big shiny bathrm scale for me liao ... kekeke

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by hoho99

But still it cannot reach 150 leh. Unless you start to eat more now

Thought I 150 liao ???? kekeke

[guess67]

Ah siam, I want to vote all the stories

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by guess67

Ah siam, I want to vote all the stories

Hehe ... vote all n siam siam type ALL at a time ... kekeke

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by guess67

Ah siam, I want to vote all the stories

Me vote supernatural story

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by Prince7

Me vote supernatural story

Hehe ... so many ppl same like me wan supernatural stories ... hehe ... SIAM SIAM ... no nid vote liao ... obvious liao ... kekeke ... *play cheat*

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Wahahaha ... siam siam really gd to me lei ... I v.da gan dong ... kekeke ... when will da bath rm scale be deliver to me in reality ? Kekeke ...

Hahahaha.....no problem baby but go to your house I scared lei, convenient ornot ??? ....hehee.....

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.....no problem baby but go to your house I scared lei, convenient ornot ??? ....hehee.....

No prob ... den to b a gd host n show my gratitude I will standby some lb for u ... kekeke ...

[siam66]

Originally Posted by hoho99

Kekeke, ah siam cham liao. Bathroom scale easy to find but a big big and shiny one not easy wo

Hahahaha.....no worries lar ah hoho .....I actually just bought one at $1 shop. Veri big & shiny digital bathroom scale, cost me only $7.60.....hehee.....

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

No prob ... den to b a gd host n show my gratitude I will standby some lb for u ... kekeke ...

lb mean ladyboy ??? .....paiseh hor, siam siam dun like to enter back door one, front door better, more safe.....hehee.....