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[guess67]

Originally Posted by siam66

No lar ah guess.....I only like home cooked food. You wan to cook for me ???....hehee.....

Are u sure u want to eat? Think u cook better leh, why not u cook?

[TaTTooBaBy]

Thought u ask guess pisao to cook for u ... den nw no ... hiax ... 男人的心变得真快 。。。 หัวใจของคนที่การเปลี่ยนแปลงอย่างรวดเร็ว ... :× [QUOTE=SIAM66;10004974]HAHAHAHA.....THANKS BUT NO THANKS :P......HEHEE.......[/QUOTE ]

[TaTTooBaBy]

He cook u eat ? Kekeke

Originally Posted by guess67

Are u sure u want to eat? Think u cook better leh, why not u cook?

[guess67]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

He cook u eat ? Kekeke

U keen too?

[siam66]

Originally Posted by guess67

Are u sure u want to eat? Think u cook better leh, why not u cook?

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

He cook u eat ? Kekeke

Originally Posted by guess67

U keen too?

Waaaa.....thank you both for your nice compliments but I am afraid I have to disappoint you all. I am a lousy cook. Fried egg also cook until burnt.....haiz....but I am good in other things though.....wait ! wait ! I mean ....errr....washing dishes hor.....hehee......

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by guess67

U keen too?

Lai we share share ... hehe

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Waaaa.....thank you both for your nice compliments but I am afraid I have to disappoint you all. I am a lousy cook. Fried egg also cook until burnt.....haiz....but I am good in other things though.....wait ! wait ! I mean ....errr....washing dishes hor.....hehee......

Okk ... den come our house help us wash dishes ... hehe

[hoho99]

Originally Posted by guess67

U keen too?

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Okk ... den come our house help us wash dishes ... hehe

You all treat Ah Siam like dat goot meh, later he siam from you all far far then no more ghost story lia, how har

[toilet$50]

Originally Posted by siam66

Waaaa.....thank you both for your nice compliments but I am afraid I have to disappoint you all. I am a lousy cook. Fried egg also cook until burnt.....haiz....but I am good in other things though.....wait ! wait ! I mean ....errr....washing dishes hor.....hehee......

Bro siam66,you better than me.i boil egg until sleep
when carry on your next storys?

[guess67]

Originally Posted by hoho99

You all treat Ah Siam like dat goot meh, later he siam from you all far far then no more ghost story lia, how har

Hoho, ah siam will feel very happy lah

[siam66]

Originally Posted by hoho99

You all treat Ah Siam like dat goot meh, later he siam from you all far far then no more ghost story lia, how har

Originally Posted by guess67

Hoho, ah siam will feel very happy lah

Hahahaha.....you 2 har.....hmmm..... I play, I sing.....so ern ai......hehee......

[siam66]

Originally Posted by toilet$50

Bro siam66,you better than me.i boil egg until sleep
when carry on your next storys?

Hahahaha.....no lar bro T$50, maybe you too tired leow ba.....hehee.....

Next story tonight ba but now going out to buy something. Will start typing & post once I cum back....hehee.....tonight story is My Noisy Neighbour

[hoho99]

Originally Posted by guess67

Hoho, ah siam will feel very happy lah

Shhhhhh, Sis, Ah Siam fetish cannot say big big here mah

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.....you 2 har.....hmmm..... I play, I sing.....so ern ai......hehee......

Bro, why you play and you sing alone har?

You want us to camp for your story tonigh sibo?

[siam66]

Originally Posted by hoho99

Shhhhhh, Sis, Ah Siam fetish cannot say big big here mah

Bro, why you play and you sing alone har?

You want us to camp for your story tonigh sibo?

Hahahaha........paiseh typo error .....it should be 1 play 1 sing not I play I sing lar......hahahaha......

[siam66]

My Noisy Neighbour

This story happened when I was staying in the East of Sillipore. My daughter was only 7 years old at that time. She like to sleep with us in our master bedroom. One night I was awoken by a sound coming from the flat above us. It was a love making sound coming from a lady. Not long later my little girl girl also woke up and asked me :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why is the auntie upstairs crying ?
Me : Errr... I think she stomach pain ba.
Girl Girl : Oh I see.
Me : Girl, go back to sleep, dun worry the auntie will be okay soon.

The auntie does not seem to get any better as the painful sound did not subside. It seem to be getting worse in fact. Not long later another different sound was heard this time. This time it was a male sound. I heard my girl girl asking me again :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why the uncle also stomach pain ??
Me : Errrr.....maybe they share the same dirty food, thats why both also stomach pain mah.
Girl Girl : Oh I see. Good nite daddy.

Luckily their love making session was over so I need not have to answer any more awkward questions but I was so wrong. The next night the same thing happened again. My girl girl again asked me :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why the auntie again stomach pain ?? She never go see doctor ???
Me : Have lar, dear. Maybe the medicine not good enough, thats why stomach still pain.
Girl Girl : Oh I see. The auntie jen ker lian hor. Good nite daddy.

I quickly went to close the bedroom window as I am running out of answers . The next morning I met my upstairs neighbour Ah Lim, a widower, who stay beside this couple.

Me : Eh ah lim, jiak pa buay ???
Lim : Jiak pa leow, kumsia, ke cho kang ah ??
Me : Bo lar. Kia jit bo cho. Ai ke buay mik kia. Le char meh koon thia tio simi bo ???
Lim : Wu lar. Knn kpkb....buay hiao paiseh. Hai limpeh thia kar buay tahan , gek ko tio ke liao lwee.

That night onwards I make it a point to close the bedroom window when we slept to prevent my daughter from hearing all this sounds.

A few days later, while opening the letter-box. I saw a couple approaching the letter-box panel too. They look so in love, holding hands tightly and looking at each other so lovingly. Both of them are dressed in office attire and they looked so decent. What surprised me most was that the man was definitely more than 1.8m, heavily built whereas the girl was slim & definitely not taller than 1.6m. Well, guess opposites attract ba. When the man start taking the keys out and open the letter-box, o.m.g. !!!!!.......thats is the couple living directly above my unit !!!! .......end of story.....thanks for reading........