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LOL, just joking about entering the wrong hole glad you guys enjoyed yourselves.
p/s : just to set the record straight, I'm just a normal cheongster like anyone of you. Nowhere near legendary king or whatever title...paiseh, paiseh...
Yo.. legendary King!!!! Happy Nude Year hor
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wah bro Thai_Traveller ur one of the legendary kings is danok le...dun salute me i dun think i am even close to ur level.
hahaha im very greedy one...bro the_saint always ask me to focus. lesson learned after the 3rd time hehe. my last trip(2008) i tried to go for 2 models and 2 coyotes at the same time! went home PCC! LOL
confirm correct hole because i tried to enter the other hole...but she dont let and my lil bro is not big...she's just small size. u definitely know who talking about soon
thanks in advance for upping my points...will return the favour when i have enough power to up points for other ppl
How come the_saint never share his wise words with me ley??
Like T_T said.. truly enjoyed ur FR. Upping u tomorrow.. kekekeke
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Woke up still pissed at last nights outcome but was happy because got a call from bro the_saint that he is near the thai customs. Went for breakfast with bro the_saint and bro piratebooty before heading off to haadyai.
Reached Haadyai about lunch time went to shop in tesco for necessities. Walked around Haadyai and I have to say that Haadyai CNY celebration in bigger and more grand than any Malaysian ones I have seen. They had lion show, dragon show, some acrobatic stunts and singing performances for us, the tourist. The streets were lined with stalls selling all kinds of Thai delicacies. The night sky was beautifully lit with decorative light accompanied by CNY decorations. Funny thing is CNY is not a public holiday in Thailand.
At about 9 pm me and bro piratebooty took the van from Haadyai back to danok. RM 8 each for the trip back. Reach danok about 10 pm, quickly showered and headed to Model Club for round 2 of fishing.
After a long lecture from my sifu the_saint about my failure last night I was pumped up! With his words of wisdom still ringing in my head and my super hungry lil bro yearning for puyings I rushed into Model Club with speed and determination. Sifu the_saints gave me 2 simple advice, 1 never get drunk and 2 aim for one girl at a time.
With that in mind we order beer instead of drinking vodka. I quickly thought of a strategy to give me advantage over the model who ffked me. So this is my plan. I didn’t approached her, didn’t hang any flower and didn’t buy her any lady drinks. I waited. Oh my I waited. After about 30 minutes she came to my table. I ignored her. I showed my disapproving face and I asked her to go away. She stood there and to my surprised she cried. She was crying non stop and her sobs were getting louder and louder. The tables around me were all looking at me with a disgusted face. Bro piratebooty told me that it looked like I’m the bad guy to everybody. Haha I didn’t care. After awhile I told her it’s OK I forgive you. Make sure you don’t FFK me anymore.
That night I didn’t spend much. Hang flower for her once and bought for her a few ladies drink only. We stayed there till model club closed. I waited for my girl, I was skeptical that she would actually follow me back. Me and bro piratebooty stood outside model club for a smoke and suddenly I felt someone holding my hand. YES! Success! She actually turned up. We walked back to my hotel and on the way we bought supper.
Back in the room it was a priceless experience. I felt like a kid waiting to open his presents on his birthday. I patiently waited for her to finish her supper sweet talk her alittle. I went for the gentleman angle. Out of nowhere she jumped on me and we started making out.
One thing led to another till we were finally butt naked. She was so tight that was so small sized that every time I inserted my lil bro fully she cringed in pain. She would shyly look away every time she cums. We bonked the whole night and the whole morning sleeping for minutes in between. She left my room at about 6 pm. Hehe I made her miss her practice dance session in model that day. My lil bro was literally swollen after that. I’m not even joking!
FR on Day 3 cumming shortly….
Super FR... taiko DV.... got to learn from you how to tackle model liao.... me been to model so many time, hardly to get a puying le..... pity me la...... hope to cheong with you one day....
Actually I've decided to be a silent reader here but after seeing your post, buay tahan lar, must talk cock a bit here also. Seem like Bro the_saint is the man to jio if going MC, without him no lobang lor.
I can still remember the last time (last year liao) I went down to MC, I try to get 2 coyotes back with me, I kena FFK also...must saute you Bro Danok Vader, try to get 2 models.....hehehehehehe
Lucky fellow, a pussy so tight is unheard of in danok (maybe most of our little bro is small size one) , you sure you did not enter the wrong hole?
Overall, I enjoyed reading your FR, will be upping your reputation point.
haha..... sifu T_T, dont talk cock, let's go danok to hunter down tight abalone. We have only 1.5% change to get only.... I dont think my little bro is bigger than yours since those chio puying i try all miss la kopi.... think maybe is my own problem la..... kekeke
I was in Model Club on a new mission. 1st mission, to ditch my current model girl (lets call her K), 2nd mission to get my new model girl (lets call her A). Greedy? Yes I am. Hehe. Secretly I was talking to A whenever K is not around. Finally I was caught when I hugged A and K walked up behind me. Luckily my bro piratebooty was quick enough to diffuse the situation by asking both of them to take a picture with me. Haha looking back at the photo you can actually see K’s face damn pissed off!
Day 5 FR coming up soon….stay tuned
Taiko... the way you describe this miss K.... sound very familiar le she.... keke...
bro T_T, seems like me got hope liao... i can cheong MC again.... yeah......
no problem.... wait you there la.... call me when you reach.... you go sunday morning? come morning ok... we can go msg, then go winner.... got syt.... :P
Day 3 started out late. I bonked my model till 5 pm but before that I went out for lunch with bro piratebooty while she was sleeping. I was freaking tired but my excitement and joy pushed me along the day.
After she left in a hurry I showered and called bro piratebooty to hang out. We walked around till we found a stall with tables on the sidewalk. We wanted to sit there so we can checkout swee mak mak puying walking about doing their things. This is one of the things I enjoy most in danok. The sheer amount of swee mak mak puyings are unbelievable and I like to believe that all of them are available for bonks but sadly this is not true…or maybe? Haha. Only the 3rd day in danok my horns are fully erect and my tail is slowly coming out already
Had dinner in some random place that I can’t remember and then we adjourned to Model Club. Our regular waiter got us a table in the overly packed Model Club in a not too shabby spot. I guess the CNY crowd has finally arrived in danok. I wonder if my model will still follow me back.
Funny thing is Model Club was packed with people but our table still had many model and coyotes. There were only 2 of us and way too many puyings around us. They know that we have our own girls already but they still sat at our table entertaining us. I guess sifu the_saints aura was still with us even though physically he’s in Haadyai.
I bought a lot of flowers and lady drinks for my girl that night since she never asked for any money or booking fees last night. Don’t want to bonk her for free. She came to my table and only my table that day but I felt that she is getting a little bit too sticky for my liking.
After her last dance she changed and followed me back again. Same ol’ story, bonk sleep a while then bonk again. That night I didn’t bonk as much as my lil bro was swollen and I was getting bored of her. We had major communication break down because she speaks only Thai and Mandarin but I speak mostly English and Cantonese, 5% mandarin and -1% Thai. Can’t really stimulate the mind much. While bonking her I was thinking of ways to dump her already. I want to sample the other model I was trying to fish the first day. Hehe. This time she left earlier at about 3 pm. Haha don’t want her to miss her rehearsal again.
Day 4 FR coming up….should start working soon…hehe whole day in my office writing FRs
nice and detail FR. its my pleasure joining you this CNY. hope to see you again soon ya ..., hows bro private booty, still there ?
Actually I've decided to be a silent reader here but after seeing your post, buay tahan lar, must talk cock a bit here also. Seem like Bro the_saint is the man to jio if going MC, without him no lobang lor.
I can still remember the last time (last year liao) I went down to MC, I try to get 2 coyotes back with me, I kena FFK also...must saute you Bro Danok Vader, try to get 2 models.....hehehehehehe
er....i thought you always talk cock here... yes, right.....saint is the man but the truth is the club is giving him face just because he is your friend, nothing more. What a funny world, those got "ingredient" try very hard to hide it, those without "ingredient" try very hard to give people the impression that they have it....
i bet you know shit about coyotes...and who dare to FFK you? even your friend they also treated like vip.....hypocrite.
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Originally Posted by Danok Vader
wah bro Thai_Traveller ur one of the legendary kings is danok le...dun salute me i dun think i am even close to ur level.
don't be close to him, don't learn from him, that's my advice to you, bro. just to quote something that happened recently. sometime back T_T (he happy happy) told the club not to get bottle charge from this friends, of course the club do as what he said. then suddenly dunno what happened (he not happy or gila) told the club to get bottle charge and the club did. wtf is that if you ask yourself.
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nice and detail FR. its my pleasure joining you this CNY. hope to see you again soon ya ..., hows bro private booty, still there ?
sifart saint, why never greet your grandsifart? scare got people know the sifart is actually a follower when the grandsifart is around?
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Super FR... taiko DV.... got to learn from you how to tackle model liao.... me been to model so many time, hardly to get a puying le..... pity me la...... hope to cheong with you one day....
i think i need 2 learn from u la...not u learn from me. but we should cheong one day...would be really fun
nice and detail FR. its my pleasure joining you this CNY. hope to see you again soon ya ..., hows bro private booty, still there ?
haha sifu the_saint u might see me earlier than expected...i have unfinished missions in danok. why every trip to danok the last few days i get to meet some really SYT puyings. feels like a chinese drama show...every episode last few minutes surely lure u to watch the next episode.
How come the_saint never share his wise words with me ley??
Like T_T said.. truly enjoyed ur FR. Upping u tomorrow.. kekekeke
wah u so much experience still need advice meh...all senior bros should make a manual book la. make a step by step instruction on how to cheong in danok. sell in bookstore...surely make money one
Thanks exia00 and wolf for bringing me go ??? place to play firecracker~!
Song bO! hahahahhaha
Thanks for the fun guys~ hope to c u guys soon~
no worries bro...next time we buy even more firecrackers..sui bo..??
hahaha
i've ask adi when got sell....& we also know where 2 play adi..haha...
complain..?? write feed back form la....hahahahaha....
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go there.....enjoy.....bonk.....happy.....LAYAN
wah..Bro...you chek me for what? Happy Nude Year to you also
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Originally Posted by Pearl
How come the_saint never share his wise words with me ley??
The_saint also never share his wise words with me one, hehehehehe, maybe we all too old to learn from him liao.
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Originally Posted by holymannn
Super FR... taiko DV.... got to learn from you how to tackle model liao.... me been to model so many time, hardly to get a puying le..... pity me la......hope to cheong with you one day....
Talk cock ler, I thought you just score with miss La Kopi??? You post BIG BIG sometime back...I happened to read it.....hehehheheh
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Originally Posted by holymannn
haha..... sifu T_T, dont talk cock, let's go danok to hunter down tight abalone. We have only 1.5% change to get only.... I dont think my little bro is bigger than yours since those chio puying i try all miss la kopi.... think maybe is my own problem la..... kekeke
Where got tight abalone in danok? you tell me first then I follow you there, swee bo?
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Originally Posted by holymannn
Taiko... the way you describe this miss K.... sound very familiar le she.... keke...
bro T_T, seems like me got hope liao... i can cheong MC again.... yeah......
I think must be the same person lor...only 1 miss K fit into the description. Aiyo, you can always cheong MC what...scare what?