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19-06-2008, 03:58 PM
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 they oni can speak n understand very very simple words nia... 
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19-06-2008, 04:07 PM
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It is an audio assisted Thai language dictionary with ample explanations on Thai usage, including dirty words  The Thai language is a tonal-language, heavily influenced by Pali [extinct language] and dont be fooled by some fellas claiming that Thai is like Chinese or the Tieochew dialect. It is NOT. Thai grammar resembles Malay grammar whereby the adjective is behind the noun it modifies, e.g. nom yai [nom = breast; yai = big] nom lek [nom = breast; lek = small] hat yai [hat = beach; yai = big] thats what Hatyai supposed to be mean! Tenses are represented by words added to the verbs> kin [to eat] kin liao [eat - already = eaten or ate] gamlang kin [still doing - eat = eating now] jak kin [shall - eat = will eat in the future or want to eat] learn these tense-modifying words and your vocab will be built up faster. Like wise, words are added to make up the "comparatives and superlatives" found in English> dee [good] dee gua [good - more than = better] dee ti-soot [good - extremely = best] they can be used with verbs too> rak [love] rak ter gua [love you more than someone else] rak gern-bai [love too much] rak ter ti-soot [love you the most] chop [like] chop ni gua [like this more than other things] chop gern-bai [like too much] chop ni ti-soot [like this the most] so, when the puying says: "chan rak ter ti-soot" you sure can guess the meaning. [chan = I ] Some higher level words are formed from a combination of individual words that contribute to the combined meaning> kit [think] therng [connect] so, what is "kit therng" usually mentioned by the puyings when they call up?? it means "missed you" or rather in Thai " I get connected to you in thoughts, or thinking of you loh" Some words indicate what is being spoken or thought of> wa [that...or in Bahasa Malaysia: bahawa] so, try this: CHAN KIT WA CHAN CHOP NGERN TI-SOOT [ngern = money] Oral Thai is an easy language, but not the written Thai [till now I am still struggling to learn
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19-06-2008, 05:35 PM
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19-06-2008, 06:00 PM
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 Here is an ad-verbatim of what I had found in that e-dictionary, providing various phrases for the word "fuck"> 1. กวางเหลียวหลัง gwaangM liaaoR langR verb, idiom doggy position; doggy style 2. การเย็ด gaanM yetH noun fucking (the activity); coition 3. เข้าประตูหลัง khaoF bpraL dtuuM langR verb, colloquial, vulgar [euphemism for] anal intercouse 4. ทับ thapH verb [slang] to have sexual intercourse (with) 5. ท่านอนตะแคง thaaF naawnM dtaL khaaengM noun "spoon position" for sexual intercourse 6. บ๊ะ baH interjection, archaic, onomatopoeia [expletive interjection of anger or annoyance] darn!, drat! 7. ประเวณี bpraL waehM neeM noun sexual intercourse 8. ปี้ bpeeF verb, transitive to mount for copulation; to mate 9. เพศสัมพันธ์ phaehtF samR phan[t]M noun, formal, loanword, Pali sexual intercourse; sexual relations 10. ฟัน fanM verb, colloquial, vulgar to copulate; screw 11. แม่ง maaengF interjection, colloquial, vulgar [one of the worst insults to give to another person], a shortening of เย็ดแม่ 12. แม่งโคตรโมโหเลย! maaengF khoht[r]F mohM hohR leeuyM example sentence, vulgar "Fuck! I am so fucking pissed off!" 13. เย็ด yetH verb, colloquial, vulgar to fuck; sexual intercourse; fornicate; copulate 14. เย็ดตูด yetH dtuutL verb, colloquial, vulgar [extremely vulgar expression for] male-male anal intercourse 15. ร่วมประเวณี ruaamF bpraL waehM neeM verb, intransitive to have sexual intercourse; to commit adultery; copulate 16. ร่วมเพศ ruaamF phaehtF noun, verb, colloquial sexual intercourse; copulation 17. ร่วมเพศทางทวารหนัก ruaamF phaehtF thaangM thaH waanM nakL noun anal intercourse 18. เล่นตูด lehnF dtuutL verb, colloquial, vulgar anal intercourse 19. โว้ย wooyH interjection, colloquial [an impolite interjection used to express fury, anger, indignation or an outcry] 20. สมจร sohmR jaawnM verb [used of animals only—usually dogs] to have sexual intercourse with one another; to fornicate 21. สมสู่ sohmR suuL verb [the action of] sexual intercourse; typically between animals 22. สังวาส sangR waatF verb, formal, loanword, Pali to fornicate; copulate; have sexual intercourse; to ball 23. สังวาส sangR waatF noun, Pali sexual intercourse; coitus; coition 24. สัด satL verb, intransitive [used with animals only] to mount for copulation 25. สีกัน seeR ganM verb, vulgar [extremely vulgar term for] sexual intercourse 26. เสพ saehpL verb to consume; to eat; to drink; to have carnal enjoyment; to have sexual intercourse; to indulge in; to partake; indulgent act or behavior of eating; drinking; drug-usage; sexual activity 27. หงส์เหนือมังกร hohng[s]R neuuaR mangM gaawnM noun, idiom swan over dragon, the "woman on top" position for intercourse 28. หนุมานขย่มตอ haL nooH maanM khaL yohmL dtaawM noun, idiom "woman on top" position for sexual intercourse 29. อัดถั่วดำ atL thuaaL dahmM noun, verb, vulgar, idiom male-male anal intercourse 30. อิ๊บอิ๊บ ipH ipH verb, colloquial, vulgar [vulgar slang] to fornicate 31. เอาตูด aoM dtuutL verb, colloquial, vulgar [vulgar slang for] male-male anal intercourse 32. ไอ้งั่งนี่แม่ง...ทำเหี้ยอะไรไม่ได้เรื่องซักอย ่าง! aiF ngangF neeF maaengF thahmM hiiaF aL raiM maiF daiF reuuangF sakH yaangL example sentence, vulgar "That motherfucking twit couldn't do any fucking work!" 33. ไอ้เวร aiF waehnM interjection, phrase, vulgar [a vulgar curse] 34. ไอ้ห่า aiF haaL phrase, colloquial, vulgar [a vulgar curse] damn you; damn it
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19-06-2008, 06:57 PM
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19-06-2008, 08:05 PM
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 It is common to use the word "ao-gan" but the corrupted Tieo Chew word "pak-phao" is well understood. Getting a puying that can speak English is not easy in Danok, but one who can speak Hokkien quite common.
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19-06-2008, 09:47 PM
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Professor is really good in thai. how did u learn to write in thai?
I was told not to say "love" to thai girl or they may put kong tau if you just play-play with her and leave her. is this true? thanks
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#503
19-06-2008, 10:02 PM
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so this not immpotant liao...
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19-06-2008, 10:35 PM
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20-06-2008, 12:18 AM
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Simple FR for Danok – hope not boring since not much action for me since this was a scouting trip for me. Neverthless, lots of information provided by bros Holyman and Kiko in previous thread is more than sufficient for new birdie to explore Danok.
- Decided to purchase the offer ticket from Bros Duck84 and head North on 11 Jun 08. - Arrived Sadao custom in wee hour around 0630hrs. - As per instruction from coach guide, Q at counter 7 / 8 / 9 with RM1 in the passport so as to cleared immigration quicker compared to other counters. - Farewell to Bros Duck84 as he and his buddy heading to Hatyai while I explored Danok since I had already done my homework based on the guides provided by many senior cheongster here and from other forums. - Make up my mind to stay in KPK hotel since I preferred quiet environment and there is free wireless inter-net that allow me to do my project and research. - For navigation purpose, after custom facing the main road on the left is Soi with odd number and on the right is Soi with even number. It means lot of happening and actions on the left and shopping and eating on the right (especially at Soi 9 and 11 where Club model and New Shalala located while Oscar hotel is on the right). - Since this is a scouting trip for me, I decided to walk all my way to KPK hotel and asked along the way for direction. Actually, it was quite simple just walked straight following the main road (pasted by Oliver, follow by Hejia and last hotel is the nest the I am looking for – KPK. - Asked for 1 night that cost Baht900 with free inter-net access at floor 8, checked into my room and quickly washed up so that I can head to the street again for simple breakfast (mee with soup and ice milo that cost Baht50). - I walked up and down, left and right even to the kampong to familiar with the areas and road direction – good time for navigation as nobody disturbed you as all conman are still in their own dreamland. - Weather started to turn warm and decided to rest at Oliver hotel lobby. Acted like customer to check room availability – Ow, fully booked for Thu / Fri / Sat. This hotel must be preferred hotel by many cheongster in Danok. - Purpose is to sit at lobby so as to check out the FLs leaving the hotel during this period (0930 hrs to 1030 hrs). If can find suitable puying, can approach for booking and follow her to the farm for payment before bringing her back to avoid unnecessary problems later. - In the scouting process, chitchat with 2 cheongster in lobby from KL about Danok and comparison with Hatyai on food / massage / problems with puyings / prices. - No luck – can’t find any good stock and decide to shift base to Hejia but on my way saw one familiar face that I known her when she was working in Singapore – Cherry Club’s dancer. - She can still remembered me and offered to show me around Danok since I came alone. - Her name is Moo (Pig) and 24 years old (SYT with sweet look), but I known can’t up her as she dun allowed booking when working in Singapore except drinks and dancing. She was on the way to open her shop but promised to call me later in the afternoon. - While waiting, decided to go for traditional massage just opposite of Oliver hotel. Nothing to shout about compared to old day in Hatyai (my favorite massage place Sakura), she is less skilful and experience but is ok since my intention is to kill time and relax. After massage, headed back to room for short nap. - Moo called me around 1430 hrs, arranged to meet up at Soi 7 outside 7-11. Dressed up and took a motorcycle to Soi 7 (Baht 20 from KPK to Soi 7). - Moo brings another fren called Dow (I guessed her age around late 20) with fair and nice complexion. Some discussion between them in Thai, finally arranged a car and droved to this place called Lake View restaurant – cost Baht500 with return trip). On the way, there is roadblock which soldiers search both car and passengers. (Kind of worry whether terrorist also creating havoc in Danok). - Nice place for eating, small huts surrounding the river where foods ordered were delivered by motorboat. This place played all old love mandarin music, I believed many cheongster can kena KC staying here with their puyings. Don’t know who will the roles as baits or fishes (Good Gal / Bad Boy or Good Boy / Bad gal – hahaha). - We stayed there for about 3 – 4 hours and finished off a bottle of Chivas. (note: bought the Chivas in duty free that cost RM92 and in Danok any 7-11 shops it cost Baht 869 – don’t understand why duty free cost more). Foods are delicious; total bills cost baht 1200 as both gals asked for further discount from the male manager (understand from Moo the manager used to cheong New Shalala). - Was sent back to my hotel room and thoughts Moo may change mind to work but was rejected. Nevertheless, she promised to introduce her coyote dancer fren to me later when she closed shop. By now, I am pretty tired and drunk, in less than 5 min I am meeting “Chow Kong” (sleeping). - Around 1135hrs, was wake up by Moo phone call. Get changed and head down to New Shalala. Plan to explore the nightlife while waiting for Moo. Here she came with another fren’s Fen age 22. Wow, sweet SYT face with nice body and immediately caught my attention (my small head make decision for me this is the puying that need companion for tonight). - Moo changed my plan and go to nearer shop where some friends already there for drinking. End up did not get my chance to visited Club model and New Shalala but drinking Singha beer (about 10 big bottle) with them for around 2 hours. - Decided to call it a day and bring Fen back to my room for action station. It cost Baht3000 for overnight. Fen mentioned that she was formerly Coyote working in Club model but had stopped when she met her Tirak year back and now taking care for her and family (sound true love). However, now she need to work secretly because her tirak run into some financial problems and giving her less money and inconsistent. She don’t want to add pressure for him as she say she can don’t eat but her family can't eat grass and still need her support. (don’t know to admire the tirak or felt sorry for him). Did not take shower together as she was very shy and we do it separately. - Thought this time to enjoy my supper but after some light kissing and touching. She complained headache and stomach pain (this moment, I knew kena aeroplane liao) due to heavy drinking and mixed of beer and liquor. Well, totally pissed off and decided to continue my work and project while she is sleeping. - Go to bed around 0330 hrs but was wake up around 0900 hrs by Fen as she promised to deliver the job after her sleep. She doesn’t like deep frenching, so I continue to attack her breast and her nei nei is nice to suck. Continue the cat bathing and decided to head south for the abalone but quickly she used her hand to block me and pull me back to her face for light kissing. - Moved south again to suck her beast and using my leg to open her leg, stroke her pussy using my small head and also some light finger fucking. By this time, can felt that she is wet and decided to put on the raincoat for action station. - Started to slow fuck her in missionary position for 10 min and moved on to quick fuck. By now, can felt that she was holding me more tight and kissing my neck and started to generate some tempo noise. Turned her around and go for dogging position, she really have nice and smooth complexion and I love to caress her butt and can see that she was holding the bed sheet quite tight and decided to shot off (old man can’t hold too long – so sad). - She asked for tissue for cleaning while I went to took my shower and she follow later. Overall, I rated her normal compare to MP gals in BKK. - Name: Fen / Age: 22 / Face: 8 /10 / Body: Nice with smooth complexion with long leg except she had birthmark / Breast: 32B / Height: 1.67 / BBBJ: Na (she say don’t do) / FJ: normal since I am working on her / GFE: don’t feel it. - Sent Fen off after breakfast and decided to give Bros Duck84 a call thought of joining them in Hatyai. Unable to reach him and probably he was having good time with his tirak and decided to give Hatyai a miss since I have too many sad memories in that place. - Since this is a scouting trip, decided to head to Bangkok to look for my ex tirak and visited my favorite MP’s tarawadee. Booked online for an afternoon ticket with Nok Air and spent another 2 days in Bangkok.
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#506
20-06-2008, 12:42 PM
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13/06/08 Night coach all the way from SG to Butterworth, reached around 8.00 am (14/06/08). Took breakfast at one famous Tim Sum shop. Cheong journey started at 11.00 am, my fren and I drove all the way up to Danok. Stop by SP to take light food. Reached imigration checkpoint at 2.00 pm, parked the car at Duty Free and walked across the border. Checked-in at Oliver, and go opposite to get a good traditional massage (clean). After 2 hours, we went down to check out farm. The first farm we went is the corner shop which is in front of Barberry. OKT introduce 3 girls, very tan skin, face cannot make it. Hard sell but the 3 girls came out, stand there and started to show sour face. F**k........spoilt our mood. We turned OKT down and decided to grab some foods before visiting other farms. On our way to bak kut teh store, we saw a pair of sisters in front of karaoke next to the bak kut teh shop. Huh!! young, pretty and with solid body. My fren and I actually decided to take the 2 girls, but we were hungry so decide to come back later. After eating, went back to find the 2 sisters. KNN, ppl booked oledi, very disappointing..........but still need to find companion ma..........check the other farms. As usual, OKT always hard sell those cannot make it one............move on to Charlies. Picked up 2 Burmese(Myanmar) chicks, my fren picked the tall one, decent look and reasonable size. I picked a small size and short one, look quite ok, by the name Ah Noi (means small size if i am not mistaken). We went back to hotel, chit chat at my fren's room. Both of the girls are actually close fren, they are very playful and naughty. Therefore the chit chating session was quite fun. After a while, I went back to my room, took shower with the girl and begin the first session. Her service is quite ok, kissing, fingering, licking and BBBJ. But i dunno why, the first session was very long, close to 2 hours and yet i was not ejectualated. She was a bit TL and threw away the dom dom, ask me to whack her without it. I never think much at that moment, but to proceed without protection. But now very scared la................... After finishing the first session, it was around 7.30 pm. I met up with my fren and we went to take dinner. We took "muitaka" the thai bbq + steamboat and we ordered fresh oysters. Delicious............should give it a try.............. After dinner, we went for a walk around spider area, but both of us were too tired, moreover the 2 chicks begging us to go back to hotel as they wanted to catch the last episode of some thai drama. OK lo..........headed back to hotel and rest at my frens room. We bought lai chee on the way back......... In the room, they feed us lai chee and we were resting.............when the drama is over, we went to take fresh crabs..........we never missed eating the crabs everytime we go to danok............. We never visit any pubs or disco, instead we go back straight after eating crab.............2nd session begin...............shower..........whack......... ...(with protection la........scared liao la..........) Sleep around 2 am, because we need to leave danok very early tomorrow around 8 am.............next morning, thinking of making the 3rd session, but really too tired to carry out, so gave up. I woke her up and go for shower, I tipped her another rm 50 for the good service as well as the hard jobs. My fren's girl is very wild, always play cowboy and my fren complain it hurt because she did it very hard on top. She got decent size of boob, but my girl is slight small when undress. My fren told the girl he wanted to finish all the dom dom, the girl challenge him back to buy extra if he wanted. She is quite horny and provide very good service according to my fren. FJ, BBBJ, Lick my fren's whole body, FKissing, even offer him to go the back way. But my fren dare not to go. Hahaha.........neither me............. Headed back to butterworth..............I found my danok trips are always very rush, thus need to check out with you guys, maybe we can arrange a longer trip, so that I can get enough of sleep and get to enjoy the spa. My fren also very tempted to chiong the Mutiara spa, but not sure do they offer body massage (sliding at your back kind leh). and how's the charges? Now back to SG, can't wait to chiong again, I think I kena a bit of kong tao oledi.........sh*t!! but need to control la, got gf liao, and this month no more budget to chiong la. Awaiting next trip, still not decided when Damage: Girl: Rm 250 Room: Rm 70 Lunch + Dinner : RM 80 Titbit: Rm 15 Tip: Rm 50 Total: RM 465
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20-06-2008, 02:46 PM
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The greatest mistake Guys make. Actually thinking that they are a MM's Boyfriend. You will call them your girlfriend, and they will call you their CUSTOMER to everyone else but you. [B]bro holymonk, Mirage, Etch,yellowmilk PM me ur tread so i can up u back.. thank
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20-06-2008, 02:57 PM
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lakgai can present many thing lick fucking or chowchoo... As long as u in danok just tell, i want lakgai...muhahahaha Quote:
Ya, u are right, don't LOVE them, just fuck them and pay them can lioa... after u kenna kongTao then u have to need HOLLYMEN's holly water muahahaha
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20-06-2008, 03:31 PM
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The girl i up also told me tat i am only her one day "bao bei". I am glad tht she think it tat way also, at least she won't easilly drop into the conman's fairy tales...........work so hard, and give the money to her so call bf.......not worth it...........and for those who wanted the girl to work in this "service" line to feed them, i really look them down............ 
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20-06-2008, 03:47 PM
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