Tieng Viet lovers club

[gdblxus]

I very want discussion at here, because I very love VN, but I don't know why my post don't appear?

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by gdblxus

I very want discussion at here, because I very love VN, but I don't know why my post don't appear?

Are u a vietnamese? I see that you write english in such a way that it is similar to those VBs

[old_uncle]

Originally Posted by CuteBuns

wa lao eh, you are the shifu, I got nothing to teach u lah. On the other hand, u should hand down some courting VB manual to viet newcummers like me

anyway, sent "her" a.k.a "em trai" a Vietnamese poem

Hi Bro CuteBuns,

I think you made a mistake. "Her" should be a.k.a "em gai". I saw "em trai" (refering to a boy) then I think you are ......... gay, j/k .

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Are u a vietnamese? I see that you write english in such a way that it is similar to those VBs

same sentiments here...

I very want.... toi rat muon
I very love .... toi rat yeu

[redrum1901]

Originally Posted by gdblxus

I very want discussion at here, because I very love VN, but I don't know why my post don't appear?

I believe it's because we are new members with an (M) next to our Samster title. Our posts need to be checked by a moderator before they show up. After we reach a certain # of posts(5?) we don't have the (M) anymore and our posts should show up immediately

[redrum1901]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

you got almost all correct
thoi = only
chi = only and sister
kg dam = dare not
lam gi = do anything

Thank you very much KangTuo. Really appreciate all the helpful advice and comments given by the brothers in this forum. Very helpful for new members.

Would you know what the last part of the sentence translates to?
"chi het chi om chi thoi"

[jackbl]

Chinese clinics claim cures for all diseases
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VietNamNet Bridge – Traditional Chinese medicine clinics came into Vietnam several years ago with many “tricks” to draw in patients and sell medicine. Local newspapers have investigated these clinics and have reported an alarming situation.


Investigating Chinese clinics in Hanoi and HCM City

There are hundreds of traditional Chinese medicine clinics. These clinics are mainly located on Giai Phong, Truong Chinh, and Nguyen Trai road. Many of them advertise that they can cure diseases very quickly. A clinic on Giai Phong road advertised that its doctors can treat kidney failure after 30-60 minutes by using special remedies from famous Chinese physicians.

Pretending to be a man suffering from a sexually transmitted disease, a reporter visited a traditional Chinese medicine clinic in Ha Dong district. At around 8am, around a dozen patients were waiting their turn.

After paying 30,000 dong in medical examination fees, the reporter-turned-patient was led to the second floor to see the Chinese doctor. After hearing the patient present his symptoms through an interpreter, the Chinese doctor told the patient to stand next to the window and to take off his trousers. The patient was very shy because many vehicles and people were traveling outside the window, so he said he would only describer his symptoms.

After a talk between the interpreter and the Chinese doctor, the interpreter told the patient that the disease is very complicated and if he is not cured in a timely manner, he would be unable to have children and could contract cancer.

At a traditional Chinese medicine clinic on Giai Phong road, the Chinese doctor was very glad to welcome the reporter despite the reporter saying he didn’t want a check-up. The reporter purchased medicine and claimed it was for a friend who had warts on his penis.

The doctor prescribed three kinds of medicine, one to be taken orally, one applied on the skin, and another for soaking, saying that the disease could be treated if the patient took all three medications.

The doctor also promoted the benefits of a special medicine that he claimed could cure hepatitis B. “This is the disease that western medicine can’t cure. Only secret oriental medicines can help. If you don’t cure this disease, you will transmit it to your children and grandchildren,” he said.

Two reporters played a childless couple visiting a traditional Chinese medicine clinic in HCM City. At this clinic, doctors didn’t require any tests. Doctors asked the patients to tell them their symptoms. Doctors then took their patients’ pulses, examined their tongues, and wrote prescriptions for the childless couple.

At a Chinese clinic on Tran Hung Dao street, District 5, the couple had to pay 20,000 dong for medical examination fees to see a man who spoke Chinese and sat next to two girls in shorts. After the couple said that they had been married for a long time but didn’t have a child yet, the interpreter and the Chinese doctor exchanged glances for a while. The interpreter then told the husband: “Your kidney and your sperm are weak. Because the sperm is weak, they couldn’t get into your wife’s womb so you can’t have children”.

As a treatment, the Chinese doctor told the couple to take medicine for three months that would improve kidney function and the strength of his sperm. “You have to take medicine uninterrupted,” the interpreter emphasized.

Through the interpreter, the Chinese doctor advertised that his clinic is “very good at curing hepatitis B and C.”

Visiting a small clinic on Hung Vuong road, District 10, also with medical examination fees of 20,000 dong, the reporter-couple saw a young man in a T-shirt, who was introduced as a “Chinese doctor.” After hearing the couple describe their troubles, the doctor said: “We have medicine for priapism and infertility for both men and women.” [Priapism is a medical condition in which the penis or clitoris does not return to a flaccid state within four hours.]

After talking with the doctor for awhile, the interpreter suddenly asked the husband: “How long can you have sex? It is normal if it takes 15-20 minutes so you can have children. Could you last that long?”

As the man shook his head, the Chinese doctor began to feel the man’s pulse. The doctor examined the tongues of the couple and concluded that the couple’s kidneys and livers were weak.

“If your kidneys work well, he can have sex three times a week. Your kidneys don’t reach the maximum level. Western doctors don’t feel the pulse of patients so they don’t know whether your kidneys work well or not. The earlier you treat your kidneys, the better off you will be,” the doctor said.

The doctor suggested the man take medicine to improve his kidney health within 80 days, stating that the medicine succeeded up to 80-90 percent of the time.

At another clinic on Ly Thuong Kiet road, District 5, the reporters declared that they had sex 2-3 times a week, 15-20 minutes each time, but they still didn’t have children.

“Do you feel hot inside? Do you sleep well?” the Chinese doctor asked.

“Very well,” the couple answered. Thinking for a while, the doctor concluded that their kidneys were not healthy and they had to take medicine.

The doctor at a traditional Chinese medicine clinic on Lac Long Quan road also said that the man suffered from kidney failure after the reporter-patient said he had backaches for a long time. “You have to take medicine for 2-3 months,” the doctor suggested.


Selling medication – top priority

All traditional Chinese medicine clinics in Hanoi and HCM City aim to sell medication at high prices. Investing in overhead is not expensive. They only need to rent a small house equipped with several tables, chairs, and 1-2 beds.

All the Chinese doctors offered to sell high-priced medicine to the couple to cure kidney failure. Medicine was priced from 200,000 to 300,000 dong ($10-15)/day and the couple was asked to take medicine for at least 30 days (totaling around 6 million dong a month). Doctors explained that the prices are high because the medicine is imported from China at high import tax rates. They always urged the couple to buy medicine for at least one month.

When the couple said they didn’t have enough money to buy medicine for a whole month, some doctors asked them to pay a deposit.

Tran Hai Duc, a genital warts patient, said: “Advertisements said the warts would fall off 3-5 minutes after applying the medicine. I paid 15 million dong ($800) to buy medicine for one month but the disease doesn’t ease up.”

Tran Huu Vinh, chief of HCM City Department of Health’s Traditional Medicine Division, said Chinese doctors are only permitted to sell herbal medicines at their clinics. If they sell medicine, the medicine must be registered with the local Department of Health. Advertisements of foreign clinics must be approved by the Ministry of Health. However, Chinese clinics oftentimes don’t obey these rules.

When Chinese clinics were booming in Vietnam about five to six years ago, health inspectors detected that many clinics recruited fake Chinese doctors who didn’t have diplomas or licenses to practice medicine in Vietnam.

After a quiet period, Chinese clinics have returned.


PV

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

same sentiments here...

No one here sms with VBs more than u. From your SMS I learnt alot of their writing style. You are master of another class! So have you found a new "teacher" yet?

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by jackbl

You are master of another class! So have you found a new "teacher" yet?

yah.. master of amature class
i did recieve a very long sms from a senior bro here asking me to translate... After I finish reading the sms, I sleep...


Please don't remind me of finding new "teacher"
L left me, N dumped me, now J is leaving soon...
GL42 area no more worthy "teacher" to learn from... they are from the University of Farmers. Yesterday give that area last chance... Go Mask... still no worthy "teacher" sighted.
I am giving up in searching for replacement "teacher" liao... let them look for me. Taking my kit-kat break

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

yah.. master of amature class
i did recieve a very long sms from a senior bro here asking me to translate... After I finish reading the sms, I sleep...

Please don't remind me of finding new "teacher".

I am giving up in searching for replacement "teacher" liao... let them look for me. Taking my kit-kat break

Post the very long sms here la. Sure got people know how to translate. Dun forget here also got vietnamese members too

U go to search for teacher without me If u jio me, we 2 go together. I can also help u to identify ma...... U jio so many people at the end u lost your chance Your interest and mine dun crash....

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Post the very long sms here la. Sure got people know how to translate. Dun forget here also got vietnamese members too

U go to search for teacher without me. If u jio me, we 2 go together. I can also help u to identify ma...... U jio so many people at the end u lost your chance. Your interest and mine dun crash....

Not my sms, I don't post w/o permission

Hello, my friendly jackbl.... who say I never jio you???
For the past weeks, I always jio you but you always got people treat you free beer, so you reject me.

You also say you change your taste to syt already so you are in direct clash with me. You comment that if you go with me, you no chance so you siam me.

Although I jio many people, I will not lose any chance to anyone if I really wanted the vb.

[情感王子]

Recently I had a sms conversation with a viet girl.
Now that all her friends went back vietnam, she is always seen working together with a new viet girl

I asked her if this new girl always bring her along to go out with customer, go dinner with customer, go hotel with customer. I ask if she is influenced by this new girl.

Her reply: Ban e chu ko pai ma e


what she means? anyone to help?

[old_uncle]

Originally Posted by 情感王子

Recently I had a sms conversation with a viet girl.
Now that all her friends went back vietnam, she is always seen working together with a new viet girl

I asked her if this new girl always bring her along to go out with customer, go dinner with customer, go hotel with customer. I ask if she is influenced by this new girl.

Her reply: Ban e chu ko pai ma e


what she means? anyone to help?

She said: "The girl is my friend, she's not my mother". Hope this answers your question.

[creeve]

Originally Posted by 情感王子

Her reply: Ban e chu ko pai ma e


what she means? anyone to help?

I guess she trying to say anything her friend does, doesn't mean she will do mah... Should "pai" be "phai" instead?

[shysaint]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Are u a vietnamese? I see that you write english in such a way that it is similar to those VBs

Maybe she is a VB