Tieng Viet lovers club

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by volcano

the actual way shld be "neu anh chua ngu thi em co di khach san voi anh khong"

Finally the expert appears....

[pushup]

She reply e khog can tien e khog xe e chi can ah ma thoj?

[Evilectus]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

Hj means handjob

This one also accurate. My VB likes to do hj very much.

[Evilectus]

Originally Posted by milkyshake

Yes, cos tieng viet got no j and they use it to replace i. Reason being on old candy bar phone, j only type 1 time but i need to type 3 (or is it 4) times.

But, today still got people use candy bar phone meh?

She's using a smartphone but I guess old habits die hard.

[volcano]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Finally the expert appears....

no no no....me just get into Primary 1 nia....

[Evilectus]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

thanks...want to help speed up for him...haizzz...

in Vn culture...be gf/bf sure can bonk...this is VB expectations too...and they must enjoy your love making skills too...too bad this newbie dun understand...

Eh, isn't the sleeping part universal and not limit to VB?

[pushup]

Originally Posted by pushup

She reply e khog can tien e khog xe e chi can ah ma thoj?

Hmm.. What does she mean?

[vietboy]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

a ko co xe va ko co tien e van thich a ko ha. a thich e ma cung muon ngu voi e nhieu.

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

change for you...

a ko co xe va ko co tien e van thich a ko ha. a thich e ma muon e lam ban gai va choi nhieu voi a dc ko...

Wa a2 oi. U really sabo leh. But i like.

[vietboy]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

change for you...

a ko co xe va ko co tien e van thich a ko ha. a thich e ma muon e lam ban gai va choi nhieu voi a dc ko...

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I like you and want you to be my gf and love me

choi nhieu voi a = love me??

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by volcano

no no no....me just get into Primary 1 nia....

Then I'm in kindergarden liao ... Always failed the exam, can't promote to primary school yet

[vietboy]

Originally Posted by pushup

She reply e khog can tien e khog xe e chi can ah ma thoj?

Originally Posted by pushup

Hmm.. What does she mean?

I dun need $$, i dun need car, i only need u.

[vietboy]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Then I'm in kindergarden liao ... Always failed the exam, can't promote to primary school yet

U zhun bo, u always go up mountain to practice yur TV leh.

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by pushup

How to tell my girl: I dont have car and also dont have many money so u still wants me is it?

You very lazy leh.... There's google translate to help u out : http://translate.google.com/#en/vi/

I dont have car and also dont have many money so you still wants me is it?
Tôi không có xe hơi và cũng không có nhiều tiền, do đó bạn vẫn muốn tôi không?

If u quoted the translation and ask for help to refine it, I think the help will be more effective.

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by volcano

no no no....me just get into Primary 1 nia....

Originally Posted by vietboy

U zhun bo, u always go up mountain to practice yur TV leh.

If a person living in vn for so many years(dunno how many) said that his standard can only be primary 1, how dare I say that mine is above him????? Let's not continue on this topic ......

I will go down to Valleys to PRACTISE my TV again.....

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by vietboy

"Chim" meh? U shld know lah.

Originally Posted by vietboy

Like i said he is qua li.

I really dunno. Care to explain?