Hanoi

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by Posted2Hanoi

Bro Naemlo and Bro DT next time we go together okay?

I always anything... cos I dun have to work whole day. Anytime u guys ping me, I will be there. I still miss the KTV we last went....

[ThunderPriest]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

The reasons why we dun put FULL address and mummy contact .. etc etc is like that...:
1. So even if I give you Mummy's contact but she speaks Viet only, you call and tell her what!????
2.Even if you know, you go there also dun get same kind of service one. Even worst.. they chop your carrot if you dun go with same locals or 1 of the Heavenly 5 (4+1carrot).
3. Hanoi still very communist.. Cong An there could use this forum to cause trouble to our regular fun places if we post their full details here.
4. Really, a lot of fun at this kind of places has to do with group dynamics. So even if you appear there alone, sit with the same girl we had fun with, it still does not guarantee that you have the same kind of fun we talking about.

"Sad to hear that some samster are reluctant to share..."

Excuse me, me a man, who is the "SOME SAMSTERS.." you exactly referring to here? First, let's just say talk about me... for all those brudders whom have PMed me to meet up.. I respectfully spend time to take them out and show them fun places.. half of the time, 1st beer and/or 1st meal i pay even, and the rest we go dutch, i never take advantage on any of the newbies in Hanoi. If anyone have a different experience when you meet me in Hanoi, can speak out now!

Next, the 4+1 Heavenly Cocks in Hanoi... all of us share information among ourselves regularly, funny guys whom send us funny PM, we also circulate among ourself and decide how best to respond.

TP, Posted, Carrot, I personally took them out and show them around when they initially arrive in Hanoi. I always tell them, if they appreciate my good intentions, pls do 2 things:
1. Write FR, good or bad, just write.
2. Help newbies.. when new guys come and they PM me in a nice courteous way but I too busy to attend to them, at times I get TP or Posted to contact them and bring them out, always they are most willing to help out.

So back to the "SOME SAMSTERS.." issue... I would say that "SOME SAMSTERS" are so kia-see and ngeow that they cannot even offer to buy us a beer in return for some information and guidance.... such as YOU!

And finally, about the "pls wait patiently for my FR...", I really dun think we can expect that from you. I have done a search.. you have 73 postings... and more than 90% (at least!!!) is "Pls share/PM me the contact for the FL!". You go around asking for samsters to PM and give you contact and that is what its all about. And this is a FACT about you which anyone can verify when they read this message of mine.

Have you spent time to share info or help a fellow newbie so far!??? So please dun say bad about others when you have not done any good so far, ok? Let me be the 1st to shoot you down. I just deducted your points, if you dun like what i say, pls feel free to deduct mine.

Aiyoh... Bro DT suak suak ki... Naemlo will say mai pen rai, we all say ko co gi. Some people will always want a handout, do like bro Retsoor, "you pay my cuntsultant fee, I QC, then send her to your room ".
To bro senseless, errr... sensous_les, none of us dare to call ourselves "Heavenly Kings", merely blokes posted far away from home, and have to make Hanoi our home. Treat her well, and many bountiful things will happen to you, treat her like your crap pot, then expect to eat shit and shit rice. Bro DT was (and still is) very kind to me when I got here, so I look to help other new bro's in town, pass on the favor so to speak. But you don't be too lan xi and demand help, no one here owes you a living, much less a bonking.

Bro Carrot - nhanh nhanh ve Ha Noi di... thi chung ta co the cung di choi, hat bai hat tieng viet, om co gai hap dan, mut ty, so vu; chang com them pho nhe!

Bro Posted - you mean the hotstone place we circle round and round to find, and where the recep spoke mandarin to us? Ah... must try!

Bro Naemlo & DT - suak lah... this forum will always have senseless people, they want to talk rot, let them talk rot loh, no loss to us cause we still get to enjoy, and senseless people DIY in their own room.

[ThunderPriest]

Originally Posted by albert141

Some are trying to get the job done in record time too

Speaking of which I'll always remember one girl I was on an LT with. I woke up with someone with more wrinkles than me and stretch marks. Turns out she has a daughter (7 years old then) and a son (4 years old then). Talk about beer goggles. No wonder my suppliers kept giving me weird looks at breakfast time. Also had to put up with some good natured ribbing from them.

Heh.... all of us can relate to that. I once took this waitress from 17 out... great rack. Took her back, and after some WWF, unhooked her bra, and they just sort of... errr... where did they all go? CURSES! WONDERBRA! Biggest bane to honest chiongsters since 1993!

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

Bro Naemlo & DT - suak lah... this forum will always have senseless people, they want to talk rot, let them talk rot loh, no loss to us cause we still get to enjoy, and senseless people DIY in their own room.

I looking to next weekend... rumbling down bkk.

[Carrot007]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Then u will be the Killer of the 4 heavenly kings.... U hv the essence of all the 4

Don't anyhow say ah ! Otherwise next time I step out of NOI BAI airport, suddenly got beaten up.

[Carrot007]

Originally Posted by albert141

Don't be a standard issue Sillyporean who only wants to take, feels entitled to take and give nothing back. Worse, complain and whine like a prepubescent girl when things don't go your way.

... Remember then that if you want to really enjoy local KTVs, being able to speak Vietnamese is important. ....

Finally, remember that one has to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. ....If one is open minded enough, part of the fun.

Good post... and VERY true fact about cheonging in Hanoi... Upped you for this !

[Carrot007]

Originally Posted by jackbl

My experience is that even u go to the same KTV but different gal u sit give u different feeling... Some are good and some are bored...

In general, VN girls are emotional creatures, they go by their feelings. When the KTV girl 1st sat down with you (and if she is new), don't expect her to start throwing herself all over you. You need to put in some effort to get warm-up with her. Talking, smiling, drinking and holding her by the hand works most of the time, it breaks the ice and gets her into a more comfortable mood. No need to rush into kissing / hugging / squeezing breast / digging her pussy. All these services will be rendered by her automatically when she gets comfortable with you.
On the hand, if you happen to sit with a girl who jumps onto you and starts banging her boobs against your face... you know she's already an old hen in the field

Jackbl knows this theory for sure... I am just posting this for the benefit of others.

Originally Posted by jackbl

You are requested to sing us a sing when u come back to sgp, nha...

Warning ! You better think twice about that request. POSTED will snatch away all your fans in your fan club in HM.

[Carrot007]

Originally Posted by Posted2Hanoi

Hey "sensuous_les", I think your reply to Carrot007's good-natured comment is way out-of-line.

Thanks bro, but it's ok... me used to all these and it doesn't hurt me at all. Last week, some crazy 'FrogPorriage' guy just DU MA MAYed me and another bro... we just laugh off his uncivilised behavior.

More important is to know that I have great bros like you guys there in Hanoi (including TP,Deptrai, etc) whom I know personally and understood my intentions.

Originally Posted by Posted2Hanoi

Em chao anh Carrot007 nhe! Rat lau roi ko gap anh, em nho anh lam! Anh noi em la "heavenly king" thi lam em cam thay xau ho qua. Em chi biet hat bai hat tieng viet mot it thoi, ko co nhieu kinh nghiem voi co gai viet nam

Chao e Posted. Dung roi, khoang 3 thang chua sang Hanoi, a cung rat nho e va may ban tot o do.
Dung co xau ho... e hat duoc QUA NHIEU va QUA QUA QUA GIOI... Chac chan 100% lam duoc HEAVENLY KING. hahaha.
E o Ha Noi cung 1 nam may roi phai khong? Sao kg co kinh nghiem? E phai hoc theo Deptrai va TP, hay naemlo ma...

Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

Bro Carrot - nhanh nhanh ve Ha Noi di... thi chung ta co the cung di choi, hat bai hat tieng viet, om co gai hap dan, mut ty, so vu; chang com them pho nhe!

Da vang anh hai... e cung rat hy vong duoc nhu vay... nhung kinh te dang bi xuong... kg duoc hang thang cung sang Ha Noi giong nhu ngay xua... buon qua !

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by Carrot007

Thanks bro, but it's ok... me used to all these and it doesn't hurt me at all. Last week, some crazy 'FrogPorriage' guy just DU MA MAYed me and another bro... we just laugh off his uncivilised behavior.
More important is to know that I have great bros like you guys there in Hanoi (including TP,Deptrai, etc) whom I know personally and understood my intentions.
Chao e Posted. Dung roi, khoang 3 thang chua sang Hanoi, a cung rat nho e va may ban tot o do.
Dung co xau ho... e hat duoc QUA NHIEU va QUA QUA QUA GIOI... Chac chan 100% lam duoc HEAVENLY KING. hahaha.
E o Ha Noi cung 1 nam may roi phai khong? Sao kg co kinh nghiem? E phai hoc theo Deptrai va TP, hay naemlo ma...
Da vang anh hai... e cung rat hy vong duoc nhu vay... nhung kinh te dang bi xuong... kg duoc hang thang cung sang Ha Noi giong nhu ngay xua... buon qua !

Wow bro your Tieng Viet very good man. I like the Du Ma waaaaaaa most taxi driver and those blue collar workers language ma kekekekekeke

[sensuous_les]

Hi all,

I do not understand, why all bro here shoot me all over. Because i only have 3 days in Hanoi, and only come here quarterly. So i do not have the luxury to slowly explore all the fun place. That is why i try to seek help from any kind bro over here. I do that in HCM as well (ok, ok, dun compare, different part of VN, i got it).
Dunno why I end up being branded as arrogant, 'Lan Xi' and points being deducted. If read carefully, I did not swear any single word, never straight away PM directly to anyone (as mentioned already, some of them do not like it), never anyhow deduct others point, etc.
Anyway I am already back in Sin, so no point arguing further. I will try my luck again asking around when I next visit Hanoi, hopefully will have positive info by then.

[jackbl]

Bro, your viet very chim leh... can explain what the highlighted are?? Thanks

Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

Bro Carrot - nhanh nhanh ve Ha Noi di... thi chung ta co the cung di choi, hat bai hat tieng viet, om co gai hap dan, mut ty, so vu; chang com them pho nhe!

[jackbl]

Sad to say I dun know this theory, thats why i no have many BX

Thanks for the advice... on behalf of others here

No problem mate... I have many other bro at HM singing better than me but I am happy to find 1 more bro who can sing extremely well so that the others will buck up to be better

Originally Posted by Carrot007

Jackbl knows this theory for sure... I am just posting this for the benefit of others.

Warning ! You better think twice about that request. POSTED will snatch away all your fans in your fan club in HM.

[ThunderPriest]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Bro, your viet very chim leh... can explain what the highlighted are?? Thanks

mut ty - suck tits
so vu - fondle breast
chang com them pho - literal translation is "full of rice, eat pho"... the vietnamese call wife as rice and mistress is pho

[albert141]

Originally Posted by Carrot007

Good post... and VERY true fact about cheonging in Hanoi... Upped you for this !

Xin cam on anh ca rot.

Ha Noi will always be a mystical wonderland for me. It was the first time I had ever travelled on a business trip and was a complete and utter newbie. Let me share something with you. That 1st trip I took I was staying at a Pho Hue hotel. I asked the concierge where a nice KTV was and he directed me to a local one.

As a total "toot", I went to the brightest most crowded one I could find (Sillyporean tendencies appearing; got crowd sure must be good) and to summarize: 1) Paid USD120 for nuts, fruits, towel, beer, tips for all the GROs...but not the eventual chosen xinh gai! 2) She said she wanted to leave at 11:45pm. I no speak any Tieng Viet then (mine still quite condemned) and so in chicken duck talk style was trying to convince her to go out for a quickie. Didn't realise it was the signal for me to go out with her! 3) Ended up in a Nha Nghi in god-knows-where and had to find a xe om to take me back. Damage for the whole ST was USD50. I paid the xe om driver/rider VND100,000 as I thought it was a long ride. Turns out (I found out later) that it was only a 10 minute ride if he had just ridden the shortest way through. 4) Found out I was totally screwed (cashwise and physically) when I check with FRs on SBF then.

Hence I believe that either one has a good "mentor" or speak at least some Tieng Viet to have a more reasonably priced escapade in HN. After everything though, today I look back at it all and laugh.

[albert141]

Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

Heh.... all of us can relate to that. I once took this waitress from 17 out... great rack. Took her back, and after some WWF, unhooked her bra, and they just sort of... errr... where did they all go? CURSES! WONDERBRA! Biggest bane to honest chiongsters since 1993!

Thats why it's called a wonderbra bro. After she takes it off, you wonder where they went