What if.. The neighbour's daughter is an FL?

[Asu87]

Last time my neighbour was a fl but too bad last time my kuku bird no hair but when my kuku bird gt hair liao,she already move out long long time ago...

[owl888]

U can bonk her everyday lor

[Xgenre]

Well, if so you can finally use the classic line. 'Your place or mine?'

[ajlover]

I wish !! my neighbour's daughter is pretty chio.... that will really be hot delivery to home ! can bonk at my convenience....

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by jim carey

can go downstairs to the playground where there are swings and see saw and can many patterns one .

sibeysong argh

Swing maybe i can understand but how to see saw and song at the same time? You are at 1 end of the plank, she is in the other end. How to song?

[ThaiBeautiful]

Originally Posted by Clonie

i wish my neighbour's daughter was a fl. been wanting to bonk her.

Don't need FL also can bonk right?
Just that more expensive... you have to hsien her, spend lots of money to chase her....

[Toyota Honda]

Seriously, will still accept her. But unlike towards other FLs, got to act abit more gentleman and chat up with her. Make use of the time to know her better. Break ice already anything also can do. Best is exchange contacts and chit chat as friends, and slowly progress to future 'partnerships'.

But serously, if its really my neighbour's daughter, wah seriously man.. I will kneel down and thank god...

[happywoody]

make a door through your adjoining wall

[blohsg]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Swing maybe i can understand but how to see saw and song at the same time? You are at 1 end of the plank, she is in the other end. How to song?

See Saw - maybe if the gurl straddles the plank and she uses it like a bench while the guy attempts to doggy her ...

Or maybe you get a dildo strapped at one end with the girl standing over it while the guy sits and stands up at the other end in order to F*^k by proxy?

There's online swing harness gadgets for indoor use to purchase right? Basically strap her in there and she'll be oscillating towards you at a nice consistent rate of acceleration ...

[blohsg]

Oooh ... can you imagine 2 guys lying on their backs at each end of the see saw and going up and down into their respective gals standing over them with both arms on the guy's chest for support?

Why couldn't our Physics teacher make our lessons more interesting with such analogies ?

[happywoody]

the greeting on the corridor would be, "uncle, ai mai?"

[happywoody]

and the answer would be, "kin jit mai, boh lui buay hoon kee laio la!"