Screwing maids

[honii]

Hi guys, it is great reading all the experiences shared by bros here. Recently I visited a friend in hospital and opposite her was another patient with a maid who is very sweet looking. I read through all the posts but cannot find a similar situation. Any experienced bros care to share how should I approach her? If my question is too silly, then ignore me. Thanks for any advice.

[etsys]

bro honii: alamah, like that ha .. like you approach any girl ..

just find excuse, ask have scissor or whatever, or wait at the entrance of hospital and trap ... use imagination bro ..

[vicco]

Continue.........

In this way I was able to constantly see that gorgeous globes. Slowly and steadily, she also became more comfortable with me. One day while she was vacuum the floor, she came near our storage room where lots of stuff was kept and so debris of dust had collected there. She missed that and when she was cleaning the adjacent floor in bending position, I came from behind and showed her the dirt lying on the floor. In that process, my hands suddenly touched her boobs and I felt like a lightening had struck my body. I was in fact in ecstasy! (When you do such behind someone’s back, it’s a trilling exp.)
But I was amazed because she didn’t react anything. So I pretend nothing has happened and go ahead with others instructions. And not bother more for the day. Since there is plenty more days that she`d be here.

To continue later.....

[etsys]

Bro vicco - if your story real, welcome .. but if fiction - you should start new thread and not hijack thread

my 2 cents opinion bro ..

[hunter2005]

bro etsys, got the same thinking with u... was thinking if so innocent in the first place wont accept my paper n smile at me... secondly, wont call me in the evening, thirdly, dun even will allow me to raba raba in car.. hehehe.. but dun wanna to look for trouble, sense she is those stickly type one.. can call n call from 1am - 3, 4am....


let go this still got many many to come... keep the forest, dun scare no wood to burn... hehehe.. if let her pijiat lobang, my wife know abt it... dun noe how to die man... haha..

[etsys]

welcome to the messy world of filipinas

They will torture you and call it a test - if she really good, put up with it .. if not MOVE ON .. yes, there are many tree in the forest ..

If she call midnight, also means one good thing - maybe employer good to give her own room

[The Lord]

I agree its fine with the occassional cute maid.

Else its professionals all the way...

And its real fun screwing them.

Originally Posted by outatowner

just expressing that at first the maids were fun but now tend to find myself chasing professionals but still have the odd cute maid i guess i also need a bit of chat too not just conversations about top up

[The Lord]

I know that there exist pills such as the morning after pills.

These pills are pretty effective and work until the 3rd day with decreasing efficiency.

I agree that the more you delay the worse it gets.

Especially after 4 weeks abortion is the only way out.

The problem here is that when the doc shows the girl the foetuses heart beat most girls dun wanna abort... i can vouch on this from the pinay perspective...

So thats why... more you delay worse it gets.

Even after 1-2 weeks there are pills to clear the foetus. If however the girl has any health issues as a result of this pill you will be screwed and possibly jailed for illegal abortion (akin to murder) and endangering life of women right?

There was a case on this last year..

Originally Posted by etsys

If the period miss only like 4 week have alternate - PM me ..

If pass 6 week or more .. then spend the $ for abort ...

And, don't delay, if you delay, and dumb maid think beer + panadol can clear .. then good luck

BTW, Lord, I ever had one maid threaten me Long story ... but to cut it short, she knew where I lived .. but anyway, I grabbed her and gave her some lesson in humility and that was it .. over and out ..

[The Lord]

Thank you very much bro. I am

Originally Posted by SirDennis

I always liked your posts. Not sure why a*holes got stuck into you so much. You provide real info and tell it as it is.

Enjoy the fruits of your labour!

[The Lord]

Totally support bro etsys on this one.

If your story sounds like a story (and not real) be prepared to get zapped.... Bro Vicco.

The bros out here are smart enough to decipher between a true story and fiction...

So please...

Originally Posted by etsys

Bro vicco - if your story real, welcome .. but if fiction - you should start new thread and not hijack thread

my 2 cents opinion bro ..

[etsys]

Originally Posted by The Lord

Even after 1-2 weeks there are pills to clear the foetus. If however the girl has any health issues as a result of this pill you will be screwed and possibly jailed for illegal abortion (akin to murder) and endangering life of women right?

The pills can flush out upto 6 weeks, but the chance of going into catatonic shock is high .. and atleast one girl, who took it, was bleeding like a river for almost a week, and lucky, the employer out of town and she was able to manage herself ..but, don't risk it, if over 4 weeks ..

For morning-after, I used to get them in Malaysia, but, of late, the Malaysian pharmacists are not so friendly in dispensing Prescription drugs without a prescription ..

[TheGreatOne]

Originally Posted by etsys

The pills can flush out upto 6 weeks, but the chance of going into catatonic shock is high .. and atleast one girl, who took it, was bleeding like a river for almost a week, and lucky, the employer out of town and she was able to manage herself ..but, don't risk it, if over 4 weeks ..

For morning-after, I used to get them in Malaysia, but, of late, the Malaysian pharmacists are not so friendly in dispensing Prescription drugs without a prescription ..

maybe abit of extra ringgits might do the job?

[etsys]

TheGreatOne: Extra RM ? well, as it is, I never bargain for the price, and as it is, I also never ask for receipt ..

Well, me thinks that most pharmacy strict .. maybe time to head out to other places .. or better, get from Phil

[The Lord]

I agree morning after pills are real dirt cheap but so highly priced in spore. If you have friends coming in from INdia, ask them to get it for you they are dirt cheap in India less than $2 a pack and are available OTC.

Oflate malaysian pharmacists are not friendly. They dun even dispense simple stuff like promethazine. Which malaysian pharmacies are friendly bro? Care share please..

Yeah anything after 4 weeks is very risky. If the girl gets in health problems you are dead meat by spore laws.

There was a case last year..

Originally Posted by etsys

The pills can flush out upto 6 weeks, but the chance of going into catatonic shock is high .. and atleast one girl, who took it, was bleeding like a river for almost a week, and lucky, the employer out of town and she was able to manage herself ..but, don't risk it, if over 4 weeks ..

For morning-after, I used to get them in Malaysia, but, of late, the Malaysian pharmacists are not so friendly in dispensing Prescription drugs without a prescription ..

[outatowner]

Originally Posted by The Lord

I know that there exist pills such as the morning after pills.

These pills are pretty effective and work until the 3rd day with decreasing efficiency.

I agree that the more you delay the worse it gets.

Especially after 4 weeks abortion is the only way out.

The problem here is that when the doc shows the girl the foetuses heart beat most girls dun wanna abort... i can vouch on this from the pinay perspective...

So thats why... more you delay worse it gets.

Even after 1-2 weeks there are pills to clear the foetus. If however the girl has any health issues as a result of this pill you will be screwed and possibly jailed for illegal abortion (akin to murder) and endangering life of women right?

There was a case on this last year..

ya ok had this happen to me once was my own stupidity when not using condom long while ago after brain told me go to pharmacy and got morning after pill only few hours after deed ,second time condom slip off after i unload same thing go to pharmacy and use morning after pill good succsess rate no baby 2 from 2 lol