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[toothbrush]

Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

Dear Bro Toothbrush,

Welcome to JC.
As you claim that you are relatively new to the JC scene, but maybe too seasoned to the cheong scene, i still 12 kaypo and recommend you to read the below link on Side Effects of an improperly administered Vietnamisation program by the now-already defuncted Department of Vietnamisation. The Senior Inspector had since relinquished his in pursue of his new appointment as the 6-Sigma Vietnamisation Black Belt.

Side Effects of an improperly administered Vietnamisation program

Just read it through.... very similiar to the "gong tao" i was infected

[toothbrush]

Originally Posted by lament

welcome to the vietnamisation program.....

as the program director, please feel free to direct any queries and it will be answer promptly ............

Some essential links:
Side Effects of an improperly administered Vietnamisation program

Inside the mind of a viet gal

Tips for courting a viet gal


Surviving Vietnamisation

Bro i enjoy reading your tibs for counting vietnam gal... fortunately i was not "aggressive" yesterday. just plain chat and never talk about sex..
from what i have read from you it seem vietnam gal "chi ruan bu chi ying"
cannot apply the nan ren bu huai nu ren bu ai here though

[toothbrush]

Originally Posted by naemlo

I'm quite surprise that she still want to go U-turn when she was offered for a night. Normally a ger will rather 'go out' than go U-turn. It's too tiring for her. There only 2 reasons 1 is she needs ton of money, 2nd is she is avoiding in a 'good' way not to go out with u.

I just ask her jokingly, maybe she think im bluffing her... anyway i also want to see her reaction too

[toothbrush]

Originally Posted by lament

well the trick is to lure her to take your bait and then like a patient fisherman, reel her in after she has taken a bite ........

no worries .... u have much to learn but then make know your m.o. to me then i can advise better.

Look like i have to play the fisherman here.... emm must learn how to curb my impatience.... any tibs for learning simple vietnamese language

[toothbrush]

Originally Posted by lament

well, the 6-sigma is to ensure higher qc and better implementation of the program as u must understand there is a serious lack of people capable of taking over my shoes and so i need to train a new breed of 6-sigma vietnamisation program trainers so as to help more people gain proper introduction to the program .... this is part of succession planning ok ........

Bro dun mind to add my name to your program name list?? Can see the gal i was with yesterday was trying to use KC trap...
Can only temporary withstand the attack.... will need re-enforcement from u

[gstringgal]

Originally Posted by toothbrush

Bro dun mind to add my name to your program name list?? Can see the gal i was with yesterday was trying to use KC trap...
Can only temporary withstand the attack.... will need re-enforcement from u

oopp...another new viet lover to be was born...after a few trips to de blue region??? kekeke! Have fun too...

GS
a viet lover will always remains a viet lover ever...

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by toothbrush

Just read it through.... very similiar to the "gong tao" i was infected

The most early syptoms is
5. False Illusion of being in Love.
which will leads to the others.

Have fun but do be careful when handling the lovely vietnamese RoSeS

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by lament

its not that but then the new ger make me wait .... 4 hours leh .... the timing damn rubber sia ..... call me at 4a.m .....even if dick hard it is too sore to do anything then .....let me know lor c u later

Nevermind there is your no.5 to work on... you sure know how to keep yourself busy..hahaha...

[lament]

Originally Posted by toothbrush

Bro i enjoy reading your tibs for counting vietnam gal... fortunately i was not "aggressive" yesterday. just plain chat and never talk about sex..
from what i have read from you it seem vietnam gal "chi ruan bu chi ying"
cannot apply the nan ren bu huai nu ren bu ai here though

well, u are doing fine .... its slow and steady that catches the fish ....

as a skilled fisherman, u employ techniques depending on your feel, some u feel u can control be more agressive and some u feel are not submissive u go slow ...



in this case "nu ren bu huai nan ren bu ai", we are dealing with working gals so how can we be worse than them................

[lament]

Originally Posted by toothbrush

Look like i have to play the fisherman here.... emm must learn how to curb my impatience.... any tibs for learning simple vietnamese language

patience is the key to unlocking all doors ..........

as for my own personal viet learning experience....

i started with the usual vulgarities but then i went for some basic viet lessons which taught me to read and write ............ when i try to speak to the gals here i got slapped cos they say i dun speak well..... anyway i think its my few trips to vietnam that help improve my grasp of the language........

[lament]

Originally Posted by toothbrush

Bro dun mind to add my name to your program name list?? Can see the gal i was with yesterday was trying to use KC trap...
Can only temporary withstand the attack.... will need re-enforcement from u

dun worry lah, jus enjoy the initial ride and take good care of your wallet ....

nothing beats learning it from actual immersion, just play along and u learn much faster ....

i be there to guide you with pointers though ..........

but then must remember to pay school fees.........

[lament]

Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

Nevermind there is your no.5 to work on... you sure know how to keep yourself busy..hahaha...

anyway nice meeting u last nite .......

for the group of samsters whom seldom post but was at 51, blue star and u-turn last nite, can't remember all your names but nice meeting all of u.

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by lament

anyway nice meeting u last nite .......
for the group of samsters whom seldom post but was at 51, blue star and u-turn last nite, can't remember all your names but nice meeting all of u.

The pleasure is mine meeting you and Chinois...
Anyway, what happen to Chinois? Seldom post nowadays...

[lament]

Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

The pleasure is mine meeting you and Chinois...
Anyway, what happen to Chinois? Seldom post nowadays...

well even since the May Incident, he has been reeling from the an undocumented poorly administered vietnamisation program known as the "Ai-yah Syndrome" making him especially sensitive to the word "Ai-yah" ...... as the chief researcher, i'm still studying and analysing subject for the past few weeks ...

major symptons: restlessness, edgy, sensitive especially to the word "ai-yah"
delusion of not interested in gals

give me some more thime to report back my findings and research

[lament]

Thanks to poolhot, I have been studing intensely his recent behaviour. A clear victim of a improperly administered vietnamisation program based on his known modus operandi....

KC Syndrome:
symptons - great delusion of being in love, super sticky but claims gals sticky,
isolate himself from friend to spend quality time with KC

- loss the "1 min love 45 min pump" initiative

detailed study needed to uncover the seriousness and extend of damage of the KC syndrome.....