Tieng Viet lovers club

[ilovedoggie]

i got some nt long time ago but i think some bros might encounter something similar. i don't really catch the whole meaning of the nts though.

Toi muon ban den va cung toi ve nha de moi nguoi va gia dinh toi se tin tuong va khong cuoi toi

Toi vay con tien cua nguoi ta neu khong hoan tra lai dung thoi gian du dinh ho se lay nha va do dung trong nha cua toi de tru no

khong biet phai lam gi de co so tien lom nhu vay de tra no. ho se khong tin toi co the di duoc nua

voi cong viec hien tai se lam khoang 1 nam moi co the tra het no

dang rat buon va suy nghi rat nhieu. toi co the lay chong neu nguoi do cho toi tien tra het no cho gia dinh

khong co gi dau dung ban tam

toi rat muon nguoi do se la ban. neu that su toi khong the den duoc nua toi se rat nho ban. neu co the cung ban ket hon se tot hon vi ban rat thuong yeu va qua tam den toi. se ton rat nhieu tien dien thoai.

sorry x1000 if it's too long to translate but i think some bros really will see something like this in KC game.

[Santaclaws]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

shit!! touched where?
next time go cheong with uncle jackbl, i must be extra careful incase he touches

I'm not sure but when i was browsing through this thread and found his attempts in finding the meaning of my smses, all of a sudden I was touched by JackBL. I can vouch that his usual target is vb but now it seems that he have moved on to guys as well, have you ever experience the same manner of being touched before? He is indeed a very kind man, or perhaps i'm too easily touched.

Anyway Deptrai and Lovesprout, thks for the translation.

[lovesprout]

Originally Posted by ilovedoggie

i got some nt long time ago but i think some bros might encounter something similar. i don't really catch the whole meaning of the nts though.

OK. Let me help you.

Toi muon ban den va cung toi ve nha de moi nguoi va gia dinh toi se tin tuong va khong cuoi toi

I want you to come home with me to let everybody and my family see such that they believe and don't laugh at me.

Toi vay con tien cua nguoi ta neu khong hoan tra lai dung thoi gian du dinh ho se lay nha va do dung trong nha cua toi de tru no

I borrowed money from these people. If I don't pay back at the scheduled time, they will take my home and furniture in there to pay debt.

khong biet phai lam gi de co so tien lom nhu vay de tra no. ho se khong tin toi co the di duoc nua

Don't know what to do to get that kind of money to pay debt. They will not believe I can go to work again.

voi cong viec hien tai se lam khoang 1 nam moi co the tra het no

If I work a normal job, then it will take 1 year to pay back the debt


dang rat buon va suy nghi rat nhieu. toi co the lay chong neu nguoi do cho toi tien tra het no cho gia dinh

I am very sad and think a lot. I can get married if that person gives me money to pay back my family's debt

khong co gi dau dung ban tam

Nothing much. Don't worry.

toi rat muon nguoi do se la ban. neu that su toi khong the den duoc nua toi se rat nho ban. neu co the cung ban ket hon se tot hon vi ban rat thuong yeu va qua tam den toi. se ton rat nhieu tien dien thoai.

I really want that person is you. if really I cannot come here again, I will miss you very much. If we can get married, it is better because you really love me and care about me. I (or you) will spend a lot of money in telephone bill.

You are right. This is really the KC game. Heard the same story many times before.

[ilovedoggie]

Originally Posted by lovesprout

OK. Let me help you.

You are right. This is really the KC game. Heard the same story many times before.

actually the story of debt could be real. need to evaluate and analyze the sequence and time line etc. MAYBE it is real maybe it is not... it depends.

BUT just that we(as one individual) might not be the only light of her dark tunnel. She could have multiple saviors aka Robert

And we cannot help all of them. even goddess of mercy with ten thousands hands also cannot help every single one of them...

thanks bro for the translation.

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by firestork

No, say again is "nói lại", not "nói lái".

p/s: Could you guys please try to use a app like Unikey for typing Tiếng Việt in its proper way ? Diacritical mark is one of the most important features of our writing system. You are losing the beauty of Tiếng Việt and getting some confusions when using it without "dấu" (diacritic marks/signs) .
Sorry for my english.

Actually I have a very different opinion of this Tieng Viet thing.. allow me to present my view..

Most of the active members in this thread are Singaporean/Malaysian... not Vietnamese, and we somehow learn TV just for the sake of getting into the panties of VB and that is all.

In addition, this Forum is about Sex, not Culture. Sure we can talk about Language and Culture here, but that will have to take a 2nd fiddle.

For example, let me ask u guy... when u go to another thread that says "How to make a woman cum many times!" and after every brudder expressed their view and then suddenly a Gynae from Thomson Medical Center came in to present the whole Clinical Details etc etc... we will be impressed, right??? But does that also mean that we all suddenly have to go and get a Doctorate Degree majoring in the CCB right away??? Or is that even in our distant long term goal???? And will getting that eventually improve our chance of scoring and quality of sex life and the whole big purpose of coming in to this Forum???

Let me relate a Real story to you... a story about me, Mr R (a visitor to hanoi who have been to a KTV om the night before with me and impressed with my TV) and Mr W(a Singaporean in Hanoi for 20 years and speaks TV 100% correct, can even write with the dau!). I, of course, is the one with the bery limited TV capability.

So 3 of us were eating lunch and Mr R commented ; "Wow, i really must learn TV, just like this Deptrai, so that i can score more pussies in Hanoi since I am gonna be here often".

Mr W says ; "If u want to learn TV, u better go to a proper school and learn, this stupid Deptrai only speak broken TV and knows only the bad words..".

I said ; "Yes, Mr W is right.. but... if u eventually speak 100% correct TV, do u know that u will not score any better??? In fact it could even make it more difficult for you to score! Look at Mr W, he never managed to score for a long long time now."

if you guys do not understand what I mean, take a look at this and tell me if u think this is eerieee....


But here, look again.. when a foreigner trying to speak ur native language in their own odd way... does it not all seems so much more adorable and facinating???


This is in fact for the early days success for Jackie Chan's kung fu movies where he have a couple of ang mo speaking Chinese in his shows!

So guys.... before u dive in... to learn all about TV with the dau... think again... and think carefully.... if ur purpose is to impressed the rest of the brudders here... pls go ahead!

My own conclusion... my IMPERFECT TV is just PERFECT for what I just wanted to achieve.

[firestork]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Hi Bro, thanks for the recommendation. It is not that we dun want to type in proper Tiếng Việt, I think most people here, same as me , don't know how to write Tiếng Việt with dấu.

If I write without dấu, I can write 500 words, but write with dấu, maybe the most is 10. Please guide us along and be patient with my ignorance

Up you with my humble 7 pts

Originally Posted by lovesprout

Dear Bro, can you translate the above sentences for us? I don't quite understand their meanings.

Like Jackbl said, I also don't know how to use dau. It is almost impossible to learn it without a good teacher. I also up you 4 points.

Thank you for your pts.
yeah, I know "dấu" is difficult for non-VNese people because of Tiếng Việt's distinctive features. however, it makes Tiếng Việt become a lovely language doesn't it?
as you know, our writing system called Chữ Quốc Ngữ (script of the national language) is based on Latin script.
there are 8 additions of diacritics – four of them to create additional sounds ("dấu mũ" in â, ê; "dấu móc" in ơ, ư; "dấu trăng" in ă, "dấu gạch ngang" in đ), and the other five to indicate the tone of each word ("huyền" in à, ầ..; "sắc" in "á, ấ"; "hỏi" in ạ, ậ..; "ngã" in ã, ẫ..; "nặng" in "ạ, ậ"..etc).
Vietnamese is a tonal language, i.e. the meaning of each word depends on the "tone"; so "dấu" is very important. And there is a feature of Tiếng Việt can be described "if you know how to pronounce a word, you'll be able to write it" in every case. So the compelling condition is you have to spell word correctly. Because I'm a native speaker, it's very easy for me, but perhaps for foreigners it's not; so there is nothing ignorant here . I will try to guide you, but cause of my limitation, it maybe not easy to follow. You should go to learn with a good cô giáo.
Let me give you an example : You want to write a sentence as "Toi muon mua ca" (I want to buy "ca"). I think the most difficult word needed to write is "ca" (in case you can pronounce the rest) . You have to decide what it means. Is it a cá" (fish) or "ca" (mug) or "cả" (all of thing) or "cà" (Egg-plant) ?
If you choose the 1st one, whole sentence will be written like " Tôi muốn mua cá". That's all.

Writing Tiếng Việt in computer is simple. You need to download an app named Unikey, choose character set (Unicode or Composite Unicode), Input method (Telex) and follow this instruction:

-f = Dấu huyền.....[eg: af = à]

-s = Dấu sắc.........[eg: as = á]

-r = Dấu hỏi..........[eg: ar = ả]

-x = Dấu ngã.........[eg: ax = ã]

-j = Dấu nặng..........[eg: aj = ạ]



aw = ă

aa = â

dd = đ

ee = ê

oo = ô

ow = ơ

w, uw = ư

Originally Posted by ilovedoggie

Bro firestork, thanks for your contribution. i wan to up u points but im still newbie here so cannot... sorry

Thank you bro, it's ok. I don't care about that )

]Dear Bro, can you translate the above sentences for us? I don't quite understand their meanings.

I've tried to translate. It's a poem so not easy to do that. But I'm sure I can get summary meaning.

Remind a friend about the love of swallows
Observing life but just got/see winter evening sight
In midnight, sound of Gryllus campestris doesn't echo anymore
Do you know how hard I do to wait for you ?

Hopefully it can be helpful. Thanks for reading and sorry about my english again.

[firestork]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Actually I have a very different opinion of this Tieng Viet thing.. allow me to present my view..

Most of the active members in this thread are Singaporean/Malaysian... not Vietnamese, and we somehow learn TV just for the sake of getting into the panties of VB and that is all.

In addition, this Forum is about Sex, not Culture. Sure we can talk about Language and Culture here, but that will have to take a 2nd fiddle.

blah, blah....

My own conclusion... my IMPERFECT TV is just PERFECT for what I just wanted to achieve.

yeah, generally i agree with you . However, remember that sometimes you can get into trouble when writing TV without dấu (though it doesn't usually happen). there is a funny story of that and I want to tell you guys about it.

A man got a sms from his sister
"Anh oi! em dang o truong. Den ngay di anh, muon lam roi. A, tien the mua bao moi nhe, o nha toan bao cu thoi rach ca roi. Ma thoi ko can mua bao dau, em vua mat kinh roi, khong nhin duoc nua anh oi, den ngay di, muon lam roi..."

my question is : you understand the message? can you guys translate it? don't put effort into it, just write what slip thru your mind (a sexy way ?).

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Can give me Green Light to PJ the gal u last sit in SB? That tall gal.... When I went there a few times, she told me she no/not many customers... I decided to "help" her

heard that you went SB today.... did you "help" her? she let you "help" her bo?

go liverpool go... liv 2-0 ars
so did you score 2 cum today?

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

heard that you went SB today.... did you "help" her? she let you "help" her bo?

go liverpool go... liv 2-0 ars
so did you score 2 cum today?

New school semester start today, I went to report, and found there are a few new Teachers. I talked to your former form teacher, and told her that you will be skipping school. I said that I hope that she will be my form teacher. Due to some administrative mixup, I am not assigned any form teacher yet

At almost 5am, u still not sleep yet??? Are u working hard to learn TV?

[jackbl]

Found a helpful bro help someone to translate vn in another thread, so I think it is useful to share with people here:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

"ban dang lam jh vay?"
friend or you, what are you doing?

"ban ban ron voi cong viec khong the goi mot cuoc dien thoai cho minh ah."
friend very busy with work cannot send 1 sms to me ah...

"ban nhan ko hieu gi tuoi. bay gio toi di an com."
friend sms I dun understand ..now I go to eat

"ban an com chua?" "anh an com chua?"
friend eat already or not
bro or you eat already or not

IMHO:
"mot cuoc dien thoai" = 1 phone call

dun understand what is this word here "tuoi". anyone can explain???

[jackbl]

Eating With Courage
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Vietnamese are eaters with passion and cooks with boldness. Vietnamese cuisine can satisfy the stomach and can also be cravings of food lovers for something different and adventurous.

In HCM City, there are several barbecue restaurants, where meat is being nicely roasted and mouthwatering aroma can be smelled from distance away. All you have to do is to put on your napkin and get ready for the surprises in your meal. Apart from the usual meat choices, they have got some rather unusual alternatives for diners to pick—ranging from rats, sparrows and crocodiles to scorpions and crickets, to name just a few.

“I would not eat meat that I can’t recognize,” says Hugh Marsh, a 65-year-old Australian who has lived in the city for nearly three years. When everything is marinated and roasted, and all of the dishes come with a nearly flamboyant reddish color, pork or sparrows, or beef or rat steaks, one can barely tell the difference, Marsh argues. But he adds that when some of his friends were visiting this country, they would purposely look for these exotic dishes. “Although fear challenges tourists, eating exotic meat is for experience and fun,” Marsh says.

A waiter at one of the barbecue restaurants we visited to write this article claimed that some foreign tourists have frequented his place for these exotic dishes. However, the American visitor Alexis Williams, 21, refuses to put exotic meat in her month. “I dare not try it. I don’t know where the meat is from.” Williams says when she was planning to come to the city, she heard from her friends that rat cuisines are popular in this country.

Not a meat lover? Then you may as well want to snack on an egg instead. At the corner of De Tham and Bui Vien streets in HCM City’s backpackers’ quarter in District 1, you can see eaters, local and expatriate alike, sitting on a low wooden stool to have their ht vt ln—the hard-boiled fertilized duck egg. Once being cracked open, the egg will show the unusually yellowish embryo with a multitude of visible veins. The soul of this snack however is a duck embryo which has not fully developed.

Some expatriates may not be interested in trying on this commonly seen snack. Maggie Lenning, 23, who is from England, is one of them. Lenning says she dares not see anyone having this food, let alone eating it. However, John Munis—Lenning’s compatriot—says that he likes this snack. “It tastes better than it looks,” Munis affirms.
This unique snack may not be a hit among all foreign tourists, but it makes no harm to its height of local popularity in Vietnam and also in many other Southeast Asian countries. The ways different people enjoy the treat would vary slightly from one culture to another. In Vietnam, these eggs would be served with lemon, and salt and pepper. Local people believe the snack is high in protein and can boost energy for the day.

In several cases, a bottle of wine with a snake positioned up straight and biting on a scorpion between its fangs can serve as well a unique souvenir for friends back home. Jo Keller, a German tourist in his 40s, has bought several bottles of snake wine to add traces of exotic locations to his hometown. “But I would not drink it,” said Keller.

According to a souvenir shop owner, the wine is made in rural Vietnam and is different from normal liquor as it can be a medicinal brandy and can bring invigorating effects. The wine is a traditional drink which is commonly seen in rural Chinese villages and many other Asian countries. In preparation of the liquor, different animals and their intestines are soaked in alcohol. Some foreigners who have tasted the wine say that it tastes somewhat like whisky with rotten scales.

When you are here in Vietnam, be adventurous on foods! Don’t get frightened by how the dishes may look like. Instead, try out cuisines that are beyond your expectations. If you’re courageous enough, these dishes may enrich your experiences in Vietnam.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Like I mentioned in other thread, gonna start catching up with this thread cos be going back Viet for an updated feasibility studies trip.

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by firestork

A man got a sms from his sister
"Anh oi! em dang o truong. Den ngay di anh, muon lam roi. A, tien the mua bao moi nhe, o nha toan bao cu thoi rach ca roi. Ma thoi ko can mua bao dau, em vua mat kinh roi, khong nhin duoc nua anh oi, den ngay di, muon lam roi..."

my question is : you understand the message? can you guys translate it? don't put effort into it, just write what slip thru your mind (a sexy way ?).

a bag/case vs condom

[lovesprout]

Originally Posted by firestork

"Anh oi! em dang o truong. Den ngay di anh, muon lam roi. A, tien the mua bao moi nhe, o nha toan bao cu thoi rach ca roi. Ma thoi ko can mua bao dau, em vua mat kinh roi, khong nhin duoc nua anh oi, den ngay di, muon lam roi..."

my question is : you understand the message? can you guys translate it? don't put effort into it, just write what slip thru your mind (a sexy way ?).

Let me use my dirty mind to translate it, "You, I am at school now. Come here immediately. I want to do already. Remember buy new condom on your way. At home all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do already."

Very funny. I think I got your point. muon lam = very late, bao = newspaper, mat kinh = glasses, khong nhin duoc= cannot see.

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by jackbl

New school semester start today, I went to report, and found there are a few new Teachers. I talked to your former form teacher, and told her that you will be skipping school. I said that I hope that she will be my form teacher. Due to some administrative mixup, I am not assigned any form teacher yet

At almost 5am, u still not sleep yet??? Are u working hard to learn TV?

Had you paid the correct amount for your school fees? If so. you will be assign a form teacher

if i did work hard to learn TV, I will be tired and will be sleepling after the lesson. Due to my consistent payment of my school fees for the past 2 samesters, my teacher brought me to the beach...