How I got cheated by KTV girl

[lexus3rx]

Originally Posted by Rof|maoxz

Hear mine, once get a southern girl ask me for a compassionate loan. I ask, let's hear yours, she said "Need money to buy dairy products, and most importantly gas cylinders for their water heater system. I told her "since you so fillial, I help buy one 707 water heater system, and some extra money for the worker to install. She tiam tiam liao.

Good 1 bro....wat if she say need aircon??? haha.....

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by lexus3rx

Good 1 bro....wat if she say need aircon??? haha.....

Install it for her, and wait for the next instruction. It could be cheaper than if you give her the amount she asks for. Hahaha...

[lexus3rx]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Which ger?????

Wah...so fast 4get liao??? the syt in 51 lor....the 1 i faster pay her when the $250 girl came... haha...

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by lexus3rx

Wah...so fast 4get liao??? the syt in 51 lor....the 1 i faster pay her when the $250 girl came... haha...

Yes, that 1 potong jalan n now kc....

[Rof|maoxz]

Originally Posted by lexus3rx

Good 1 bro....wat if she say need aircon??? haha.....

China still need air-con meh? My hse also no air-con, she still want so good life meh?

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by Rof|maoxz

China still need air-con meh? My hse also no air-con, she still want so good life meh?

Tiu, u dun need prc mm needs.

[lexus3rx]

tell me all the stories, but everytime i stop her halfway, n i finish the stories 4 her. haha.....

Now no stories alrdy told me need aircon...haha....

[iwanbj]

I had a similar experience with a Viet girl. But I'm still waiting for her to dump me and leave. i tink it will make my life easier.

Before I met so many Thai girls at this bar near Orchard. Oso mongolians. Not tranny. One of them always calls me when she in town for ONS. With her it is ok--she only want sex and money so not complicated. Viet girl more complicated--want money, now marriage. maybe customs will do me a favor and bar her from entry to singapore. i am more interested in sex and don't want any strings attached.

just sharing bros.

[adonis]

Fear not. There're ways to deal with these KTV girls (vixens). Below are just my idle musings. I've never partied in a KTV hostess club. My Mandarin isn't good. These KTV girls (vixens) are cunning. You must be more cunning than them. They are greedy for money. Most of them have a low education and don't speak or read English. You can use these facets of their behaviour against them. Treat it as a gamble playing with these KTV vixens. Just remember:

RULES TO 'PLAY' KTV GIRLS
--------------------------

1. Try to know the KTV girl's true background. Snoop on her just like one of our bros in this thread. Remember Gen. Sun Tzi's first stratagem in his "Art of War".

2. Never believe her lies.

3. Don't give her credit (money). If you must, give a little only. Test them. Don't give her your bank account details.

4. Don't give her your heart. However beautiful they are; always remember that they are just playthings or 'tools' for your enjoyment. Use them and dump them. They are just a pretty face. Have a heart of steel.

5. Always deal with the vixens from a superior position. Remember the vixens are dependent on you, not the other way around.

6. Don't give them your house or office phone numbers.

7. Don't act rich.

8. Prepare your 'sob' story and tell it to them when they ask you. Not sob stories about your sick mother, paraplegic daughter, ad nauseum ... Tell them you lost money in shares in the last few days. You can show some fabricated documents in English if you have them. Remember they can't read English. Or say in a teary voice- your car was stolen! But never mind. You'll make it up to them. Tell them you will give them much more money soon. You don't give her the much more money of course.

9. Give them a taste of their own medicine. Talk is cheap. Say to her:

"I will give you $100 000",

"I will buy you a house in China",

"I will give you lots of jewelry".

You might have to rehearse your lines privately a few times to sound convincing. Don't have pauses in your delivery. Ensure that there's no one around when you profess your 'love' for her. You can say anything you want to her. You, of course, don't intend to keep any of your promises to her. She will never keep any of her's to you any way.

10. When she talks, look for her signs of lying.

11. Find out their weak points. If they are illegal immigrants, threaten to report them to the ICA. But don't do it. But be very careful when you really have to report them to the ICA. See what happened to poor Prof Bryan Ngoi.

12. Your enemy's enemy is your friend. If you find out that she has another boy fren, don't have a fight with him. He is your bro. Join forces with him. Again Prof Bryan Ngoi's sad case comes to mind.

12. Lastly, be prepared to dump them if things are not going your way. This might happen if you get a reputation as a shrewd punter. Find another more beautiful KTV girl. There are so many fishes in the ocean.


You can add to these 'rules' or criticise them. If my idle musings can just save one bro from his misery or save his $$$ from these evil KTV vixens; I consider I will have done my good deed for today. Have fun with KTV vixens ...

[stephan]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Tiu, u dun need prc mm needs.

Tiu back! u know them very well hor?

[jdi813]

bro ... so many rules very complicating ... must think of a counter sob story la ... must find out gal's background la ... a bit the bo liao dun u think ???

i mean u go cheong KTV is to enjoy urself ... and i dun think if u gotta think so much u can do that ... jus have fun when u cheong la ...

find a gal who appeals to u ... talk cok with her ... build the chemistry ... if u can jio her for action afterwards ... bonk her jiat lat jiat lat ... pay her market rates and move on ... if the feeling is good repeat the process again ...

posted my opinions below ... no offence ya ... appreciate ur effort in typing so much ... but some of ur ideas really need to be tweaked ... could really give noobs a wrong impression ... and in the end u get a bunch of NO Class cheongsters running around

remember ... if u can't lay the gal ... either dangle more $$$ in her face or move on ... remember u can't fuck them all ya

Originally Posted by adonis

blah blah blah ...

RULES TO 'PLAY' KTV GIRLS
--------------------------

1. Try to know the KTV girl's true background. Snoop on her just like one of our bros in this thread. Remember Gen. Sun Tzi's first stratagem in his "Art of War".
sibeh bo liao leh ... unless u r going to marry her ... otherwise jus fuck and forget ... but if u're going to marry her and she's still working u're one sad dude

2. Never believe her lies.
just use ur brain NOT ur cok to think ... in doubt PM NBA and he will give u the necerssary advice

3. Don't give her credit (money). If you must, give a little only. Test them. Don't give her your bank account details.
why even bother testing her ... she wants money ... make her 'work' for it ... remember u pay for services rendered ... there's no free lunch

4. Don't give her your heart. However beautiful they are; always remember that they are just playthings or 'tools' for your enjoyment. Use them and dump them. They are just a pretty face. Have a heart of steel.
to give or not is up to the individual la ... jus use ur brain abit instead of ur cok ... always remember wat u go KTV for ... be happy dun fuck up ur life

5. Always deal with the vixens from a superior position. Remember the vixens are dependent on you, not the other way around.
no need to show superiority la ... remember it's all about supply and demand ... they want $$$ and u want sex ... it's a win-win situation

6. Don't give them your house or office phone numbers.
if u're married or have a better half ... always keep the personal and commercial sex aspects of ur life seperate

7. Don't act rich.
this is so damn true ... if u have to impress her by acting rich, u're screwed

8. Prepare your 'sob' story and tell it to them when they ask you. Not sob stories about your sick mother, paraplegic daughter, ad nauseum ... Tell them you lost money in shares in the last few days. You can show some fabricated documents in English if you have them. Remember they can't read English. Or say in a teary voice- your car was stolen! But never mind. You'll make it up to them. Tell them you will give them much more money soon. You don't give her the much more money of course.
this one oso sibeh bo liao leh ... jus be firm ... they will get the idea

9. Give them a taste of their own medicine. Talk is cheap. Say to her:

"I will give you $100 000",

"I will buy you a house in China",

"I will give you lots of jewelry".

You might have to rehearse your lines privately a few times to sound convincing. Don't have pauses in your delivery. Ensure that there's no one around when you profess your 'love' for her. You can say anything you want to her. You, of course, don't intend to keep any of your promises to her. She will never keep any of her's to you any way.
this one is jus NO STANDARD ... dun ever lie to get into her panties or be a emotional conman ... it's bad karma ... wat goes around cums around ... dun play with peoples feelings ... i always believe in retribution

10. When she talks, look for her signs of lying.
dun bother la ... if u can do this she is either one lousy liar or u're a very paranoid cheongster ... just enjoy the company ... and move on once u leave

11. Find out their weak points. If they are illegal immigrants, threaten to report them to the ICA. But don't do it. But be very careful when you really have to report them to the ICA. See what happened to poor Prof Bryan Ngoi.
this one is sibeh NO STANDARD ... i despise this sort of people

12. Your enemy's enemy is your friend. If you find out that she has another boy fren, don't have a fight with him. He is your bro. Join forces with him. Again Prof Bryan Ngoi's sad case comes to mind.
i mean seriously ... do u really wanna go hunt down and befriend her other bf(s) ???? NB good things dun wan to follow go and site this loser as an example ... Bryan Ngoi is an example of a loser who thinks with his cok and has too much $$$

12. Lastly, be prepared to dump them if things are not going your way. This might happen if you get a reputation as a shrewd punter. Find another more beautiful KTV girl. There are so many fishes in the ocean.
always know when it is time to move on ... but than again if it were so simple there wouldn't be any crimes of passion in the world

[Heart Break Kid]

Originally Posted by jdi813

bro ... so many rules very complicating ... must think of a counter sob story la ... must find out gal's background la ... a bit the bo liao dun u think ???

i mean u go cheong KTV is to enjoy urself ... and i dun think if u gotta think so much u can do that ... jus have fun when u cheong la ...

find a gal who appeals to u ... talk cok with her ... build the chemistry ... if u can jio her for action afterwards ... bonk her jiat lat jiat lat ... pay her market rates and move on ... if the feeling is good repeat the process again ...

posted my opinions below ... no offence ya ... appreciate ur effort in typing so much ... but some of ur ideas really need to be tweaked ... could really give noobs a wrong impression ... and in the end u get a bunch of NO Class cheongsters running around

remember ... if u can't lay the gal ... either dangle more $$$ in her face or move on ... remember u can't fuck them all ya

Well said .. Bro

[newbadass]

Haii.... people always think I don't respect WLs, especially those wannabe-heroes who keep preaching about "respect".

I respect them more than you clowns will ever understand. The difference is that I don't treat them like princesses on pedestals, but like worthy adversaries in a game that I usually try not to play.

Where we are concerned, mind games are childish and meaningless. The girls are playing the game for profit. What are we playing the game for? Ego? To prove we are not totally CMI?

These girls flew all the way from their homeland to a foreign land, for the promise of profit. Even if it meant going against the law, even with all the risks involved. If you were in their place, would you have the balls to do it?

So don't insult them by thinking they need your advice and protection. Show some respect by not underestimating them. Don't try to play games. Just pay for what they give you and move on.

That, my friends, is respect. Genuine. Not the "respect" people use as a lame excuse to get WLs to fall in love with them and get FOC.

[jdi813]

Originally Posted by newbadass

... blah blah blah ... So don't insult them by thinking they need your advice and protection. Show some respect by not underestimating them. Don't try to play games. Just pay for what they give you and move on.

That, my friends, is respect. Genuine. Not the "respect" people use as a lame excuse to get WLs to fall in love with them and get FOC ... blah blah blah ...

so true so true

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by newbadass

Haii.... people always think I don't respect WLs, especially those wannabe-heroes who keep preaching about "respect".

I respect them more than you clowns will ever understand. The difference is that I don't treat them like princesses on pedestals, but like worthy adversaries in a game that I usually try not to play.

Where we are concerned, mind games are childish and meaningless. The girls are playing the game for profit. What are we playing the game for? Ego? To prove we are not totally CMI?

These girls flew all the way from their homeland to a foreign land, for the promise of profit. Even if it meant going against the law, even with all the risks involved. If you were in their place, would you have the balls to do it?

So don't insult them by thinking they need your advice and protection. Show some respect by not underestimating them. Don't try to play games. Just pay for what they give you and move on.

That, my friends, is respect. Genuine. Not the "respect" people use as a lame excuse to get WLs to fall in love with them and get FOC.

Bro newbadass,

Well said! Well Said! Respect them as Human Beings like anyone of us, who have the right to exist after their birth.

With Best regards and respect to you, Bro.