Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[RoyalTrone]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Uncle 万岁!!

[Hurricane88]

TGIF jokes...

[Hurricane88]

Dear All, just a little weekend humour....

Having worked hard & achieved much in life, old Ramasamy is lying on his deathbed. He requested the nurse to be the witness in his final will for his family.

His wife, daughter and two sons were all at his bedside, sobbing n grieving 😢😭 sadly...

"So", he says to them :

"Lingam, I want you to take all the houses 🏠🏡🏯🏰 in Steven Road .."

"Saraswathy, you take the apartments 🏦🏫 over in Bukit Timah Estate..."

"Jega, I want you to take the offices over in 🏬🏣🏥🏨 CBD Shenton Way Central...."

"Lulumali, my dearest wife, please take the 🏢🏨 mixed residential buildings in "Tekka" at little India..

The nurse was so amazed and envious by all these properties, and as Ramasamy passes away, she turn & says, "Mrs Lulumali, your husband must have been such a hardworking and rich man to have accumulated all these wealth ...🏤🏨🏢🏫🏠for all of you...

Lulumali replied, "Aiyoo..yoo"! We deliver newspaper 📑📰 la ! "😀😄😂🤣

[lobangkingz]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

nice joke bro, more will be great.

[hazmatsuit]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Dear All, just a little weekend humour....

Having worked hard & achieved much in life, old Ramasamy is lying on his deathbed. He requested the nurse to be the witness in his final will for his family.

Really funny delivery papers. Please keep sharing nice jokes bro.
Thank you so much.

[nCoV]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

TGIF jokes...

Stock markets dead. Thanks for the nice pic jokes.

[SheevPalpatine]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Share more jokes...

Really funny jokes. Agreed totally. Thanks.

[hcmbigbird]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Thanks so much for mask joke, just nice during this period

[TriBillions]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hit the nail right on the head!

[SengJoongki]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hahaha no entry

[Hurricane88]

Are my testicles black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hurricane88]

It’s confirmed . Fresh cow dung can stop corona.

### Dip both you hands in fresh cow dung before going out. 🐂⛰

This will make sure that...
a) you will not touch your eyes , nose , ear or mouth...
b) nobody will shake hands with you...
c) Nobody will come near you when you are out in the streets....

and finally...

d) You will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat.!!
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

That is called 'saani'tiser

[Hurricane88]

More jokes for laugh...

[HarveysLilGoil]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Wow damn funny. This is good stuff.

[scotus]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

More jokes for laugh...

Nice shot and joke

Cheers buddy.