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Old 29-07-2020, 11:03 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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*WARNING*!!!
Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket,

It erases your memory!! !. I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread 🍞🍶but came home with a case of beer🍺 and a bottle of wine!🍾🍷
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Old 29-07-2020, 11:32 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Nice one and thanks for sharing.
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Old 29-07-2020, 11:43 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Maybe the mechanics are females
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Haha this is so funny
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Old 29-07-2020, 10:21 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

nice ones bro...

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Old 30-07-2020, 06:33 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Long weekend jokes...


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Old 31-07-2020, 11:25 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

From Salim Awan: Some British humor.....

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space...

Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones
was a *Proctologist* (related to colon, anus)

They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed
it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
- no go.

Next, they tried...
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.

Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in...
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!

So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
- not a chance

*Nuts and Butts*
- no way

*Freaks and Cheeks*
- still no good

*Loons and Moons*
- forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*

Everyone loved it.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for the jokes. Have a nice day
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Maybe the mechanics are females
No luck. All Male mechanic �� took my car for repair.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

laughter bumps...
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for sharing dis & dat it doesn't work, I was about to try it ....

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Morning jokes...


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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Life without money is PUAH SEE😫

Money without life is SEE SUAK🤔

No money no life is SEE KEOW KEOW😧

Got money got life is EMM KAM SEE🙄

No life for all is PEH PEH SEE😮

Facing a corrupt government is TAN SEE😲

Facing a pandemic is EMM CHAI AUN CHUA EH SEE😑

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Surviving Covid is BOH SEE HOCK KHEE😶

Węll węll węll,,,,!!!Lifę without all is, we come with nothing, we leave with nothing.
Life can earn you money BUT money can't buy you life.
So live a healthy, meaningful & happy life! 🙏♥️
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