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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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 Some additions. Ah, come on, fight me like a leopard .. you scared kitten.  Children cutting,.. mess 
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Please pass onto other Trump ‘fans’! 🤣😂
One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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18-11-2020, 07:39 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Here's one ..
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it, "I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then." He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?" "Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to connect your new phone line .. ."
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19-11-2020, 12:34 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
 ... laughter bumps...
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19-11-2020, 03:57 PM
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20-11-2020, 06:53 AM
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Hello, hello...
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21-11-2020, 09:51 AM
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I have been quiet in this group for a while but I guess it's time for me to express my disappointment at some of you.
Note, we are all equal in here, and I think we really need to respect ourselves and respect each other's privacy! For this group to stay together, this should be the last time such a thing happens. We are all friends, colleagues and to some extent mates but there is a limit in just everything and each person's private life must be respected. Who gave my phone number to Joe Biden? This morning he called me to ask me to attend his swearing in! Please stop this.
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21-11-2020, 11:40 AM
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oops not me ... unless it's 999323238
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Some may get this joke, especially on board ships ..
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