Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Rockyp]

Thanks for the great jokes here.

[Hurricane88]

[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Second wife is name.

pls share more jokes.

[twbond]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Another good blonde joke!

[GunningForSex]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

This is funny, thanks bro.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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True that Dumb speak ..

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[Mythic]

Thanks for sharing bros

[dyelook]

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[Hurricane88]

[Hurricane88]

Late one night after the pub, I was passing through a cemetery and I heard a tap, tap, tap sound.

I looked around and I heard it again.

Tap, tap tap....and as I walked around this new looking headstone, in the moonlight I could just about make out this little old man kneeling in front of it. He was holding a hammer and chisel and working on the stone.

"My good man" I said. "You frightened the life out of me. What are you doing out here at this time of night?"

To which he replied.....

"They spelt my name wrong."

👻💀👹😂

[etsys]

```*This is Absolutely Brilliant* 😂🙄😂 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the

[URCB]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Late one night after the pub, I was passing through a cemetery and I heard a tap, tap, tap sound.

I looked around and I heard it again.

Tap, tap tap....and as I walked around this new looking headstone, in the moonlight I could just about make out this little old man kneeling in front of it. He was holding a hammer and chisel and working on the stone.

"My good man" I said. "You frightened the life out of me. What are you doing out here at this time of night?"

To which he replied.....

"They spelt my name wrong."

👻💀👹😂

Mr. Yusof Ishak may be hunting for the guy who misspelt his name too

[35cents]

good one bro.... unexpected retort....

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Late one night after the pub, I was passing through a cemetery and I heard a tap, tap, tap sound.

I looked around and I heard it again.

Tap, tap tap....and as I walked around this new looking headstone, in the moonlight I could just about make out this little old man kneeling in front of it. He was holding a hammer and chisel and working on the stone.

"My good man" I said. "You frightened the life out of me. What are you doing out here at this time of night?"

To which he replied.....

"They spelt my name wrong."

👻💀👹😂

[SBMEDSUP]

Nice jokes. Pls post more.