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[sadfa]

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Ah Khaw will not resolve any problem lah. The most he will say..."It's not that the MRT breakdown more often. It's just that there are more trips everyday compared to last time. So there number of breakdown seems to have increase." just like how he replied for the increase in the no. of complaints for HBD flats.

This khaw really is a piece of shit

He go overseas give speech and for no reason actually said some sporeans blame foreigners for losing their jobs. Then u can see the white audience shake their heads.

He conveniently never said its the garbagements immigration policy which let anybody come in which started the problem. If any western country have the same policy, sure there'll be demonstrations n their government get voted out.

And sporeans so fcuking weak.
If any politician fcuk their own citizens overseas, you can bet they'll be asked to leave.
But sporeans diam diam.
Busy head down look for their lampar

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by sadfa

You rich la.

Many ppl from sea region n China take mrt to n fro airport wor.

And stb got say to all visitors mrt always breakdown so pls take taxi ok.

Not say rich, but some things are best to top up more money for assurance that you need to hear a person's last words and also not miss a flight to overseas. I don't travel often because of the strict customs laws in other countries.

Like the slogan for Mastercard, "there's some things money can't buy". I don't take taxi every time but if I really need to be somewhere quick, then I'll take the cab. If not, then I'll take public transport like everyone

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by tikogoh

Not say rich, but some things are best to top up more money for assurance that you need to hear a person's last words and also not miss a flight to overseas. I don't travel often because of the strict customs laws in other countries.

Like the slogan for Mastercard, "there's some things money can't buy". I don't take taxi every time but if I really need to be somewhere quick, then I'll take the cab. If not, then I'll take public transport like everyone

You not sporean so you say all this.

In spore, they love to boast how fucking great they are n put down neighbouring countries.
How clean, how incorruptable, how cb perfect etc.

So many ppl will take mrt to airport or for important things like wedding etc.

And mrt quickest between two straight points. You foreigner, don't know. From Changi to jurong, have to take mrt unless you're speeding at night

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Jiallat! no new jialat story.

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[AntonioConte]

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Ah Khaw will not resolve any problem lah. The most he will say..."It's not that the MRT breakdown more often. It's just that there are more trips everyday compared to last time. So there number of breakdown seems to have increase." just like how he replied for the increase in the no. of complaints for HBD flats.

So our so-called World Class Transport also breakdown so often?

[GeniusLad]

TS, thank you for thread.

[SilentReader888]

All went holiday and no new story.

[milktoast]

I think the following will happen to most. The first time my ex did doggie with me oooh feels so good. And after he came and withdraw his cock. I fart! yes my horny little peach just farted a few times it was damn embarrassing for me cos I never fart in front of my ex. But my pussy just fart not once but alot of times. He laughed and say eeee your pussy fart. We laughed and my pussy fart again! Damn I want to hide my face!

[Targus]

Originally Posted by milktoast

I think the following will happen to most. The first time my ex did doggie with me oooh feels so good. And after he came and withdraw his cock. I fart! yes my horny little peach just farted a few times it was damn embarrassing for me cos I never fart in front of my ex. But my pussy just fart not once but alot of times. He laughed and say eeee your pussy fart. We laughed and my pussy fart again! Damn I want to hide my face!

First time I heard a pussy fart hehe

[SibueyJiaLat]

Latest jialat news!

New mobile operator set to upset status quo

A new mobile operator called Circles.Life will launch this week.

It can do this ahead of other competitors because it already has a physical mobile network through a leasing deal with local telco M1.

As a mobile virtual network operator (MVNO), it developed the software to provide new offerings. It is stealing a march on its potential competitors by launching now, while the others will have to bid for the fourth mobile licence later this year and take at least 12 months before they can start operations.

The launch of a new telco is a milestone for Singapore. The last mobile operator to launch its service was StarHub in 2000.

Speculation is rife on the type of products Circles.Life will offer. From its engagement with consumers on Facebook over the past weeks, it is clear that it will focus on data plans.

After all, consumers here consume a lot of data. Figures from the Infocomm Development Authority (IDA) show that Internet users consume a whopping 10 million gigabytes of data each month. If each high-definition video is 13GB, that is certainly a lot of videos watched monthly.

As a newcomer, Circles.Life has the opportunity to offer innovative product plans as well as introduce new ways of serving consumers.

Expectations are high as consumers will expect to see a slate of never-before-seen offerings.

Senior analyst Clement Teo of research firm Forrester singled out flexible mobile plans and no lock-in period as two areas it can focus on.

"Consumers want to have control. So the ability of a mobile operator to offer me what I need in context of what I'm doing and how I want the service to be provided will be important. Essentially, let me choose the data capacity I want instead of dictating to me what I can have."

Currently the industry players offer fixed data bundles. For example, a mobile operator may offer a 2GB and a 5GB plan, but users have no way of creating a 3GB or 4GB data plan on their own.

So what can consumers expect from Circles.Life?

•Contract free and no bundling with a device. Consumers pay monthly without any lock-in period and without being tied to a device. Handsets can be bought on an instalment plan.

•Customers pay for 1GB, 2GB of data or more. If they run out, they can top up online. Unused data can be rolled over to the next month.

•SIM-only data plans will be offered; bonus data may be given free to celebrate an event like a customer referral or an anniversary.

•Ease of customer support: A customer dashboard to allow customers to tweak their data usage and to top up extra gigabytes when needed.

•Free roaming

•A personalised mobile app to help customers buy new data plans or or to top up data capacity

Circles.Life is the brand of Liberty Wireless, which was set up two years ago. It has a service-based operator licence from IDA.

It has invested a considerable amount of time in setting up the infrastructure of a "thick" MVNO by developing leading-edge software for telco services.

A "thick" MVNO has full control of its product offerings, unlike a "thin" MVNO which is essentially a reseller of mobile services. As a "thick" MVNO, Circles.Life can control call routing, create intelligent billing systems, have real-time billing and the capability to introduce new data plans on the flyalong with other functions.

Continue reading here

http://www.straitstimes.com/opinion/...15#xtor=CS1-10

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Jialat news!

Man loses $346k in cash, valuables on flight to Hong Kong

HONG KONG • A man has reported the loss of HK$2 million (S$346,000) worth of foreign currency and valuables on board a Hong Kong-bound plane, in what is believed to be the biggest in-flight theft in the city.

The passenger, a 39-year-old expatriate travelling on an Emirates flight from Dubai yesterday, realised his loss only after he had stepped off the plane at Hong Kong International Airport, the South China Morning Post reported. The money and valuables were in the man's bag, which was stowed in an overhead cabin during the flight, the Post said.

The man sought help from airline staff, who called the police at about 6am. "Initial investigation showed two watches and over US$200,000 (S$268,000) were stolen from his bag and the total value was about HK$2 million," a source with knowledge of the investigation was quoted by the daily as saying.

The police are treating the case as theft and are investigating. So far, no one has been arrested.

The source said it could be the costliest case of in-flight theft in recent years as most reported losses in the past were valued at hundreds of thousands of Hong Kong dollars, not millions.

An Emirates staff member surnamed Kwok who answered the airline's hotline yesterday declined to tell the Post whether it was the carrier's first reported in-flight theft for a Hong Kong-bound flight.

The Hong Kong authorities have seen an increase in in-flight thefts, the Post said. In the first 10 months of last year, there were 67 reports of thefts on flights bound for Hong Kong, with the loss of a combined HK$4.83 million, the report said. At least one-third of the cases were discovered by flight attendants. That compared with 48 cases and HK$2.61 million in losses for the whole of 2014, according to the report.

Another source was cited as saying the criminals often posed as well-dressed travellers and preferred aisle seats. "They scouted their prey before boarding and placed their own bags in the same overhead bins their targets used."

[fookydud]

Originally Posted by Targus

First time I heard a pussy fart hehe

It happens. I think when it's really wet inside. Kena once with my gf also. And we both burst out laughing

[SibueyJiaLat]

Indonesian villagers 'mistook sex toy for angel'



JAKARTA (AFP) - Indonesian villagers thought they had been blessed when a beautiful doll turned up on a beach, believing it to be an angel fallen from heaven, only to discover it was an inflatable sex toy.

Rapidly-spreading news of a heavenly offering and fears of possible social unrest that it might spark prompted a police probe.

But detectives who arrived in the remote spot soon punctured the theory that there had been a divine intervention.

"When our officers arrived they saw that the 'fallen angel' was just a doll, it was a sex toy," local police chief Heru Pramukarno told AFP.

Villager Pardin, who like many Indonesians goes by one name, found the doll last month when he was fishing off the remote Banggai islands in central Indonesia, police said.

Pardin took the partially inflated doll to his home in Kalupapi village. His mother stuffed the doll with fabric and it was given a fresh change of clothes and headscarf every day, and a chair to sit in.

Police decided to investigate after becoming concerned the increasing excitement about the "angel" could lead to unrest.

"We were hearing many stories, such as that the 'fallen angel' was crying when she was discovered," Pramukarno said.

The problem, it seemed, was the remoteness of the Kalupapi.

"They have no Internet, they don't know what a sex toy is." After investigating, officers confiscated the doll and took it to the local police station, a move they said was to stop false rumours from spreading.

[skyleon]

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Ah Khaw will not resolve any problem lah. The most he will say..."It's not that the MRT breakdown more often. It's just that there are more trips everyday compared to last time. So there number of breakdown seems to have increase." just like how he replied for the increase in the no. of complaints for HBD flats.

If Ah khaw is not able to solve the problems he should commit hari kiri . If he does not do that better to resign and take full responsibility . The shareholders of SMRT should just sack the entire management team . Really the mrt breakdowns have become sibeeye jialat . Really indeed a world class transport system .

Originally Posted by AntonioConte

So our so-called World Class Transport also breakdown so often?

After using tax payers money to buy new trains for the 2 private companies . After increasing transport fares still breakdown . Yah right.