Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[2centsworth]

Noticed my thread is in 'Adult discussions' now. Didn't request for it but I guess it's more suitable to be in 'Adult Discussions'. Thanks Moderators.

My previous poem is about things husbands complain about their wives. As mentioned, I am collecting feedback about things that wives complained about their husbands. So if you want me to write some complaints you know, do PM me. So far, received 3 useful points. Some points are things guys don't really realise that the ladies are so irritated about.

Something interesting cropped up. Thought I share this. There is a girl whom I've been chatting with in msn for about 6 years. We knew each other from irc in 2005 and kept in touch. We had never met. Recently, I told her about SBF and showed her a poem from here. She said she had seen it before! Well, there is a lady who actually sends my poems to her group of friends. Probably just for laughs. Happen that the msn girl is on the mailing list. Whoever the lady who forward my poem is, glad you like it.

I told the msn lady that I am the guy who wrote the poem. She is very surprised. We then joked about it. I will be writing a poem about this msn girl soon (i think after the wife's complaint poem). To spice things up, she told me it's ok to include her name in my poem. She want her friend (the lady who forward the email) to be very surprised. Plus she was wondering if the guys who know her and surf SBF will actually come up to her and ask her if she is the girl in the poem. Interesting right?

Originally Posted by goodpartner

For unknown reason(s), I'm looking forward to that sammyboyfor poem where he gave the green light to make it as insulting as possible...

Hi Bro, I did post out a poem on sammyboyfor. Just some observation on him. Didn't mean to make it as insulting as possible. I did write a very insulting piece on HBB's thread 'Just a minute of your time'. I PM her and she did reply. I think i might have been too harsh and thus I deleted that poem. Anyway, her thread got deleted too. So people won't understand what I was writing too. Better to make love, not war. Although if an opportunity arise for me to be as insulting as possible, I will try.

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Bro 2centsworth, Haven't seen you in a while. Welcome back, dear friend.

I have been around. Hanging out in the chatroom, making friends, meeting some of the ladies here. Hope my poem for your thread did help. No date report one ah? Haha...

[rob_onny]

Wow Bro 2centsworth, ur england is very powderful... lol...
Pls give us more...

[KeanuReeves]

Really envy you bro 2centsworth, can write poems & sian gals..

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by KeanuReeves

Really envy you bro 2centsworth, can write poems & sian gals..

I do meet guys too. I didn't 'sian' girls lah. Just meet for a meal, coffee and chat. Nice to have a face to link to a nick. Would you believe me if I tell you I pick up a lady from here, we go for Char siew rice, chit chat during the journey and lunch, then send her home like a normal friend? It's nice to have friends whom you can chat SBF with. Chat sex but no actual sex, friendships last longer.

Originally Posted by rob_onny

Wow Bro 2centsworth, ur england is very powderful... lol... Pls give us more...

My poems will get me banned in any other Singapore forum I suspect. So I can only rhyme here. I do rhyme Lan Jiao, Cheebye, Hiao... a lot of hokkien terms too. If i get zapped anymore, I will soon reincarnate myself as a new nick 'NOTworthAsingleCENT'.

Let me tidy up the next poem. Will post soon.

[xqueen]

thanks bro 2cents for the thread, really very fun and stress-releaving

But what is this "Chee Hong" mean? can anyone explain thanks

[2centsworth]

What the wives think

You guys think girls no complain
Live with you guys go insane
Wedding when we say ‘I do’
You think only you no clue?
Before marriage, know you plumb
How I know you live in slum
Now that I am married too
‘I do’ now means you don’t do

Weekends, I must do house chore
You don’t help me out somemore
When I rest, still hear you snore
Ask you ‘Tired’. Say Ya Loh!!
You say baby, shall we fuck
Oh my god, don’t push your luck
I clean the house round the clock
At night still must please your cock!

When you force me suck your cock
Bitter taste like something rot
You don’t wash behind the skin
How does cock then become clean?
If my privates got urine
You smell, will whine and then scream
Basic hygiene you don’t know?
Wash with soap between the fold!

Our sex now no foreplay
Fuck one style, on bed I lay
Foreplay to you, finger rough
How to get high? I think tough
You still ask me why so dry
I say because I’m not high
Dry cos you have outside flings?
Slap you ah! Why say such things

You want kids but never plan
I just joined firm, so how can?
You just fuck and inside cummed
Then I pregnant, career harmed
When boss knows she ask me leave
Small firm can’t pay 4 months leave
Baby born on sole income
You still ask me ‘Hey how come?’

Baby born and I breast feed
Milk not enough, duct impede
Pump used daily for compress
Thirty M L, so depress
Worry about baby starve
You still suck milk! Make life tough
Nipples so black why not pink?
We have 2 kids, what you think?

You go drink beer I raise hell
Mask Five One think I can’t tell?
That place full of Vietnam girl
You write report in thread here
I don’t raise hell, how you stop??
Jazzy to Mask, you will hop
You rub their breast is clean fun
I let guys rub, do you want?

When you busy, no miss me?
Only miss me when you free
Call and call the whole day long
If I’m busy, is that wrong?
Pick up phone to hear you scream
Where the hell ah have you been?
I just hate to hear that tone
Wife must stand by for your phone?

Cook for you is no mean feat
Many hours stand on feet
You just wait and do your thing
I will chop, boil, fry and steam
Eat the food while it is hot
Come and join me, you will not
Call and call but you won’t come
Food turned cold, you say don’t want

Still say your mum cook better
Better is divorce letter!
I did try hard, Yes I know
I can’t always go with flow
What’s the price of don’t love wife?
Women Charter pay with life
Vow says till death do we part
You want marriage, do your part!

[bugmenot]

Bravo bro 2centsworth!

[hickeybites]

Wow... very impressive Bro 2centsworth!
Your ability to rhyme & wax lyrical (with so many stanzas some more) is really no horse run!

[sundale_00]

Hey bro...your poem are just great. .

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by emperor11

For record, my wife don't please my cock.
When the marriage on the rocks, she says its my fault.

Can be a 7-2 poem too...

Here's an Emperor record,
his wife do not please his cock.
When the marriage on the rocks,
she says it is all his fault!

[2centsworth]

Thanks for your encouraging comments and thanks for the points Bro Gila.

As mentioned, I was gathering feedback for 'What the wife thinks'. I was surprised what ladies mentioned that it irritates them a lot that we guys don't eat the food the ladies cook while the food is hot. Sets me wondering. I think as kids, we guys are used to telling our mums 'later'. Go clean your room. Later... Go do your homework... Later. Then when guys get married, the wife says 'Come eat dinner' and we go 'later..' without intending to irritate the wife. As a guy, I didn't realise ladies are so irritated. Perhaps the ladies are right to be irritated, they did spend a long time preparing the food. What do you guys think?

A very common complaint is that guys don't help out in the housework or help raise kids enough. Well... The breast milk part is a real story. The lady said she can only compress 30 ml of milk each time. Kept compressing without much rest. Obviously that doesn't help, probably made things worse and she felt depressed. Like she has failed in a basic duty for mum. I think the required amount is 100 ml? Perhaps the mums here will know more.

Originally Posted by goodpartner

Here's an Emperor record,
his wife do not please his cock.
When the marriage on the rocks,
she says it is all his fault!

Very nice!

[2centsworth]

Part 1: When fate gives you a date

Some girls ask me why so crude
Please skip if you find me rude
Let me share something with you
Has it happened to you too?
Last night went to eat char siew
Six P M the crowd quite few
In the distance a girl sat
Looks quite pretty from her back

I just ordered, eat alone
Finish my food and go home
Called for bill and ask to pay
Girl turned back, she made my day
That girl is my long-lost ex
Same girl whom I’ve first had sex
She saw me she turned quite shy
Got no choice, I go say hi

Hello friend, how have you been?
Disappear ah from the scene
She got married, went Japan
Settled down in foreign land
So you back for holiday?
No lah, I am back to stay
I got divorced from hubby
Back to re-start life, buddy

Oh I see, here things have changed
You go so long may feel strange
If you need help, let me know
Where got lobang, I sure go
So now tell me where you stay
Send you home, chat on the way?
Still stay with mum in Hougang?
No lah, renting in Seng Kang

Surprised to hear that you rent
Come back too fast, never plan
Hougang too packed in Mum’s place
Married, go back, Quite No face
Need to come back find my feet
Settle down then find friends meet
Place to meet friends quite easy
I stay alone in E C

Come let’s go, I drive you back
As she walk pass, ‘beo’ her rack
Hello boobies, how are you?
Hope to catch up with you two
Last time nipples oh so pink
Penis got hard as I think
Big fish catch with one long line
Work my way to her behind

[2centsworth]

In my car we chat of past
Seemed so clear yet time flew fast
I joked she took my virgin
She laughed last time you so green
Almost poke my backside hole
I was virgin. How I know?
Both holes difference you can’t tell?
Of cos can’t tell I din smell!

Don’t talk like that, so ‘Er Xin’
Virgin poke wrong not a sin
Time has made me better man
Got chance later show you can?
She gave my hand a light slap
If I need you, will whatsapp
Glad to know I have appeal
Thought old lady, bo lang hiew

She reach Seng Kang and invite
Me to her place for respite
Show you my life in Kyoto
Come to my house see photo
She looks great in Kimono
Marriage why fail I don’t know
Wish her good luck rebuild life
You are much more than Jap wife

She hear my words start to cry
Marriage why fail she said why
Hubby come home drunk at night
Fuck her rough she put up fight
Hubby come home with his friend
Force her group sex marriage end
Courtship, Jap man woo and flirt
Married liao, treat her like dirt

She hug me and start to cry
Soon my shoulders are not dry
Forced sex made her lose self worth
Left Japan for her home turf
I told her to not despair
All those hurt let time repair
Is there something I can do
Make life better just for you

She cleared her throat and say ‘Yes’
Make love to me, feel my flesh
To me you do feel special
We had sex when I’m young girl
Sex with you won’t feel so strange
Tell me frankly how I’ve changed
Hubby’s deeds hurt how I feel
If men want me helps me heal

[Stud00]

Good sharing bro!

[2centsworth]

Got free sex young guys sure would
Old guys wonder if we should
Young guys complain girl picky
Old guys complain girl sticky
Young girl want to be princess
Old girl’s youth got no excess
Don’t fuck now then wait till when
Don’t think so much enjoy can?

Lust has made me so curious
Reject now she sure furious
Got place, got time, got target
Got lace, got wine, sex banquet
Remove her clothes fold by fold.
Noticed how she had grown old
Last time her boobs firm like Pau
Now I strip see Tau Kwa Pau

Saw the difference and said WOW!
She smiled shyly and asked How?
I don’t think I should be mean
Said ‘Nice! Let’s bath and get clean.’
She led me for hot shower
Penis stand like tall tower
Hug her from back, skin felt cold
Tummy loose skin, she feels old

Decide to fuck for old sake
See how she age, quite heartbreak
We scrubbed ourselves, full of soap
I praise a lot, raise her hope
Tell her hubby is dumb man
Body like hers sexy land
Whisper to her what I’ll do
Later shiok till you no clue

Dried ourselves and head for bed
She kept blushing, face quite red
Hug her close and start to kiss
Teenage romance still got fizz
Use my nose to rub her neck
How she’s aroused, I keep track
Take my time to set the mood
Foreplay more will make sex good

Whispered ‘Baby, feel my hand’
On her body fingers ran
I spelt her name with finger
Touched so gently, lust linger
Then she whispered ‘Please come in.’
I act blur ‘Huh, what you mean.’
I just smiled and said ‘too soon’
Let me lick you high to moon