★★★ Da Club Haus - Discrete Gentleman's Club in the city ★★★

[laserpower]

Originally Posted by locoroco

Angie - Young and BIG! Must try for those who like BF

droooolll......must make my way down veri soon....

[Rolex]

Originally Posted by Mr_Haus

Yohz Yohz Clubbers,

It seems like its gonna be a cold day today. With unpredictable weather.
So why dun u guys common down to feel some WARMTH from our Luscious Berries!!!

Introducing a new Berry.
Busty 34D SYT Angie 19!!
For boobs lover, You wouldn't wanna miss her out!!
For SYT lovers, You wouldn't wanna miss her out either!!
For Busty SYT lovers,What are u waiting for??!!



We are also taking feedback on your Favorite Themed Uniform u want ur berries to be wearing.
So do give me a shoutout.
We will be gathering info & see what are the new uniforms that we will be implementing soon.


For new connoisseur, do pm me for the contact of the club.



Party On!

Mr Haus

Busty 34D SYT Angie 19, sound great, I was told have her pic here, where is it?

[Mr_Haus]

Originally Posted by Rolex

Busty 34D SYT Angie 19, sound great, I was told have her pic here, where is it?

Bro Rolex, the pics are up on our Group.


Yoz clubberz,

had been getting alot of Request on booking procedurez. I am afraid the DJ Haus can't do the booking for you

You all got the SMS number don't ya ?

All you gotta do is SMS that and state who you wanna book and what time.



Now if you don't have that SMS number.. send me a PM

Party On!

Mr Haus

[kick_ass]

bro haus, when is new milf june coming in? she looks yummy

[Mr_Haus]

Originally Posted by kick_ass

bro haus, when is new milf june coming in? she looks yummy

Bro kick_ass, june is avail for tasting from today



Now avail in the farm:

ANGIE - 19yo with 34D naturals, 1.6m Tall. she is a EXTREMELY reFRESHing berry, a Virgin to the trade. Friendly, with a CFM look... and its not just the looks... she really want you to CFM..

JUNE - 28yo MILF-berry with 36C Naturals, 1.68m tall. In a way we are answering to our Clubbers who have been requesting for some MILF looking berry. so we are answering your challend of finding a BERRY that is YOUNG MILF looking, great service, uber friendly and SYT in the room. Well we searched high and low and we finally found one that fits your request. so come on down to TASTE today.

joining them are our regular Berries

Coco - Sweet 21yo, curvy body and hot hot attitude
Cola - 24yo Fizzly Strawberry, great service
Mandy - 25yo Local look alike Strawberry, bursting with flavour
Joey - 22yo Playful strawberry, a bundle of joy
kelly - 21yo sexy berry, fair and smooth skin
Qian - 27yo Service berry, allows CIM


For New Connoisseur, do pm me & i will be glad to share the contact with u!!


Mr Haus

[goms808]

Hi,

Can I get ur contact. tnx

[SpIkEY]

Could i have the new contact or location ?

[kick_ass]

Well done Mr Haus!
You have done urself proud by producing June which i think playability factor is like shirley. though abit shy at 1st but her personality will show given time.

lazy to write more, but all bros shld go try her out esp for shirley lovers.
fun loving, just love her character! older than shirley but fun nevertheless.
hopefully she remains tis way...

thanks Mr haus

[tepes]

Hi Bros,

Bro's around my age would know this... What is another name of the movie John Rambo? FIRST BLOOD! That was what I got yesterday!! hahah.... Just visited the place and wanted to check out the 2 new babes, place was super crowded, 3 gals were working left Joey which I already tried before and luik yue(6 mths in mandarin, aka June). She was dressed in a 1 piece black dress with a pair of black framed specs... Berry Milfy...

Looks: 6.8 +0.5(specs looks good for her image) = 7.3 Very milfy look... Not for SYT lovers but I like... she looks like some teacher/corporate secretary.

Body: 6 (the teacher looks and image was spoiled by her tattoo right smack on her chest somemore... good height, natural c cups, a little sag effect... she would look 10x better if she tone up a bod a little, I suspect maybe had a kid cause he bod was a little loose...like a deflated balloon)

gfe 9.7 (JEEZ..... We really hit it off... Said somethings that I really like to hear whether true or not I dont care lah, perception is almost truth and I thought she really liked me too! For a guy in his 40s with his female office colleague all boh hiew lan him, this is so impt for me!)

I was fortunate to have gotten the big room... and fortunate that the other bros were taking turns showering... SO spent a good 15 mins with her slowly stripping her and chatting and just like a gf sit on the couch and slowly inch closer to farking her...

After shower came back, asked me if I wanted capped or BBBJ. The blow was good... started ridding me on the couch, after a while I carried her onto the bed and started pumping, think she came multiple times, kept telling me she havent had sex for months...

Bros... I dont know if it is chemistry or what... But this was the best sex I had since I had Shirley beginning of this year! My performance was excellent man! Kept pumping without cumming WOOHOO felt like I was 20 years younger man! Until she really cant tahan! finally came after a few positions and looking at her, she was gone man... Before sex she was all nice and proper, clean cut corporate secretary look, after sex she was totally destroyed man! haha... Hair was all over the place, she was totally tired, face all red looking all dirty(I licked her a lot!) hahaha.... I decimated her!

Just one thing I didn't like and it wasnt about her... I mentioned before way back during my DCH posts, my concerns about hygiene of the place... Went into the room and saw the same old blue bed sheets again... when banging saw some white stains on a part of the bed my god think it was some other bro's deposits man... farking filthy man... Bro Haus, seriously man, think none of us would like to see that when we are hard and banging right and none of us would like to fall sick cause of hygiene issues, pls look into this...

As with all my FRs the above is my honest opinion and true experience, it may differ from yours, if it does, no offence intended.

Cheers and happy friday!

[Mr_Haus]

Originally Posted by tepes

Hi Bros,
FIRST BLOOD! ... She was dressed in a 1 piece black dress with a pair of black framed specs... Berry Milfy...
... The blow was good... started ridding me on the couch, after a while I carried her onto the bed and started pumping, think she came multiple times, kept telling me she havent had sex for months.... But this was the best sex I had since I had Shirley beginning of this year!

Went into the room and saw the same old blue bed sheets again... when banging saw some white stains on a part of the bed

Yo Clubber Tepes, point taken about the bed sheets. It might be a spot that got bleached during laundry. Da DJ has rapped to the girls and they are being told to take care about these hygiene issues. You wont be seeing those ever again.

To keep up with our service level commitements we will be changing the sheets.... hehehe.. this is to ensure you get the best PARTY at Da Club Haus.

Keep the feedback cumming... we wont be able to improve without your feedback. As always... we would like to be DA BEST PARTY place in town.

So keep those feedback flowing and we will keep the groove pumping at Da Club Haus.

PARTY ON

[itsme]

Bro Haus, thank you for the guide to the joint. Sori for this long waited FR, but want to hear from my client the true feedback. My client came about 10 days ago and after meeting, wanted some excitment that would be different from routines of drinks and singing. So I recommanded strawberry farm.
Shame is the word as I had a hard time looking even for a named road in Singapore what's more a popular park as landmark. Well thanks to Bro Haus, we finally got to destination. Actually my client was amused and happy to join me in this amazing race but disappointed when we arrived at final destination. Both expected a more lavish setup, as after all it's a man's hideout in the CBD. Disappointed, tired (fm climing stairway to haven), and actually found out that we both got no guts to cheong !! we sat and rested for almost an hour. But WoW, superb PR from the girls, no hurry, take time and chit chat, Cola, Coco and Qian2 are the three girls there joined by Kelly.
cut story short, finally my client went off with Kelly, and I was dragged away by Qian2.
Qian2 has good GFE and I enjoyed every minute of it, waiting for my client who actually really took a very long time with Kelly.
He was a happy man after that, and my guess is that Kelly lived up to the praises given by SBF bros. Thanks bro Haus for having really top class gems professional in their conduct. There is this one feedback though which I hope we can all take it positively, the bed sheets are crumpled and does not give the comfort feel, (beside the girl's body, that is the most impt piece of furniture for our visit), and the small black dusbin without cover just beside the bed with all used tissue and CD, is really taking away all other efforts you have put in to make this place comfortable. Bro, I couldn't get full mari kita, therefore give points for GFE only. Sori if I offenced any one with comments. Three cheers for the farmer (Mr Haus) and the Strawberries (good fruits)

[Hamlet]

Yeap "Kelly " does lived up to her praises among most bros ...but now she became my ex-wife liao ..hahaha...getting hooked on with SYT " CoCo " ..hot bod , just the kind i liked !!!

Another one hot petite SYT is Mandy ...hmmm seems like quite a number of good reviews on her as well ...must recover energy first ...

[laserpower]

Managed to try Angie. Here's my stats report:

Looks: 7 (young with shoulder length hair)
Figure: 7 (figure just nice for me)
Boobs: D (best for groping n sucking)
Bbbj: 7 (slow and gd suction & balls licking! looks slutty when blowing)
Cathbath: 6 (can be improved)
Frenching: 7 (lotsa of tongue-fights)
Fingering: Din try
BF: 8 (soft & juicy boobs, its really damn shiok! makes you wana cum fast)
PJ: 7 (wild wild wet, esp in 69)
FJ: 7 (accommodating)
GFE: 6/10 (can be improved)
Attitude: hardworking gal, although just started working for 3days.
Overall: 7/10

For boobs lovers, A-must try!

[Kawasaki11]

wah bro, u say till like tat i wanna try her 2morrow liao

Originally Posted by laserpower

Managed to try Angie. Here's my stats report:

Looks: 7 (young with shoulder length hair)
Figure: 7 (figure just nice for me)
Boobs: D (best for groping n sucking)
Bbbj: 7 (slow and gd suction & balls licking! looks slutty when blowing)
Cathbath: 6 (can be improved)
Frenching: 7 (lotsa of tongue-fights)
Fingering: Din try
BF: 8 (soft & juicy boobs, its really damn shiok! makes you wana cum fast)
PJ: 7 (wild wild wet, esp in 69)
FJ: 7 (accommodating)
GFE: 6/10 (can be improved)
Attitude: hardworking gal, although just started working for 3days.
Overall: 7/10

For boobs lovers, A-must try!

[Northern]

FR on Joey

Was there recently and had a session with Joey.

Contary to the photo, she is quite slim in person. Does look quite robust in the photo

Gave a BBBJ in the bathroom and boobs massage, good quality service I'd say. Her boobs are nice round B with cute smallish nips that is hard to resist not sucking on them. Proactive girl who is service oriented and accomadating, and frenches passionately

Looks: 7.25 Maybe higher if her eyeline makeup was not so heavy.
Boobs : B
Figure : Standard Slim
BBBJ : 7.5
Catbath : SOP
Frenching : Yes
FJ : 7.5 First cowgal, then switch to reverse cowgirl, to doggie, to missionary, to arms on shoulder, to sideways doggie, to me on top of her back, finally back to missionary and cum.
CIM : Not available.
Attitude/service : 8.5 Obliging, accomadating, and good in making you have the mood.
RTF : Maybe, still prefer CoCo over her tho.