What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[Dansanchez]

There was a time when gangbanging a minah is the in thing in my circle of friends.
Every week they'll be new stock to gangbang.. or if bo pian we'll just recycle the old ones.. The thing is at that point of time i kinda pity them.. 1 girl with streaming of men going in and out. hafta take lotsa dicks.
The thing is I was always at the place but only to watch.
How lame..

[ibelieveindevil]

Originally Posted by callmebad

when comes to sex, there should be nothing to regret about, not able to fuck, no chance to fuck, for certain reasons cannot fuck should be the greatest regret

while our weapon can still be used, make good use of it, because this is 'God's Gift' to men !

yea if i had fucked my cousin i would be in jail now

[TwinX]

Originally Posted by garlic

Well, mine was to let my ex gf give me a bbbj, as i just had raw quickie with a school classmate and was tired on reaching home and immediately laid down on the sofa. Ex-gf took dickie and gave me a bbbj... very soon she realised other pussy's smell and that was that..

haha i kena before as well but lucky i was quick.

Had 2 gf that time. Was sending gf A back home when we had a quickie at her common lift area. then straight back to gf B home and lay on her bed to rest. she took out my little bro and wanted to bj. lucky i was fast to tell her that i went to shit before that and she let me go toilet to wash up.

funny thing is shit does not come out of the dick but when girls hear that, they will ask u to go wash up first.

[tanhockgin]

Here's mine.

Went to a reflexology place for massage. Didnt know the guy was gay as there were aunties sitting outside getting their foot massaged by other female reflexologist.

I got a full massage by a guy. Wore the shorts and assumed the prone position. Mid way thru the massage he started to massage closer to my genitals. Felt aroused and didnt stop him. Soon, he pulled my shorts down and was massaging my butt. When I turn to face up, my dick was fully erected cos he was fondling my balls. Will a little more lube, I was in 7th heaven and could not stop him.

He wanted to make me cum but couldnt. Then he fingered my ass. Immediately, the sensation was taken to a new level. I was in ecstasy. But, he did not cut his finger nails. As he was furiously fingering me, he must have knicked the lining of my inner ass. I came profusely and thought nothing of the massage.

But the next few days, I felt a discomfort that grew. I took a small mirror and bend over to see what was going down there. It was infected and pus was building in my shit hole. I tried antibiotics but it didnt work.

Finally, I had to settle for a surgical procedure to remove the pus and open the would to let it heal. I had 3-5 stitches. Can't remember.

Imagine the days of going to the can and trying to pass out logs when you have a wound just before the entrance of your anus.

[skipbeat]

got to know a girl online and chatted for quite some time

one day she was off from work and was online after swimming. i chatted with her and started talking naughty topics. then i asked if i can go over her place (as she was alone at home). she said ok.

cut story short, at her place we were making out naked and in the end she wanted sex asked me if i brought cd. actually got bring, but cos first time seeing her, got hum out, said forgot. in the end just 69.

wasted cos her room view is low floor and facing opp block. good view to do doggie.

after that nv see her online, guess im not her dish.

[garlic]

Originally Posted by TwinX

haha i kena before as well but lucky i was quick.

Had 2 gf that time. Was sending gf A back home when we had a quickie at her common lift area. then straight back to gf B home and lay on her bed to rest. she took out my little bro and wanted to bj. lucky i was fast to tell her that i went to shit before that and she let me go toilet to wash up.

funny thing is shit does not come out of the dick but when girls hear that, they will ask u to go wash up first.

lol... will remember this tactic nex time. The only good to come out of the sticky situation was after telling my female classmate, she became my fb..

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by tanhockgin

Here's mine.

.......I got a full massage by a guy. Wore the shorts and assumed the prone position. Mid way thru the massage he started to massage closer to my genitals. Felt aroused and didnt stop him. Soon, he pulled my shorts down and was massaging my butt. When I turn to face up, my dick was fully erected cos he was fondling my balls. Will a little more lube, I was in 7th heaven and could not stop him.

He wanted to make me cum but couldnt. Then he fingered my ass. Immediately, the sensation was taken to a new level. I was in ecstasy. But, he did not cut his finger nails. As he was furiously fingering me, he must have knicked the lining of my inner ass. I came profusely and thought nothing of the massage.

........

Bro...u actually enjoyed being touched in the balls and fingered by a guy??

[jjjr]

Originally Posted by tanhockgin

He wanted to make me cum but couldnt. Then he fingered my ass. Immediately, the sensation was taken to a new level. I was in ecstasy. But, he did not cut his finger nails. As he was furiously fingering me, he must have knicked the lining of my inner ass. I came profusely and thought nothing of the massage.

But the next few days, I felt a discomfort that grew. I took a small mirror and bend over to see what was going down there. It was infected and pus was building in my shit hole. I tried antibiotics but it didnt work.

Finally, I had to settle for a surgical procedure to remove the pus and open the would to let it heal. I had 3-5 stitches. Can't remember.

Imagine the days of going to the can and trying to pass out logs when you have a wound just before the entrance of your anus.

Bro tanhockgin, ouch and double ouch. I vote yours the "Most stupid and Regretable Sex Shit Ever Done".

[alanthedevil]

Originally Posted by tanhockgin

Here's mine.

Went to a reflexology place for massage. Didnt know the guy was gay as there were aunties sitting outside getting their foot massaged by other female reflexologist.

I got a full massage by a guy. Wore the shorts and assumed the prone position. Mid way thru the massage he started to massage closer to my genitals. Felt aroused and didnt stop him. Soon, he pulled my shorts down and was massaging my butt. When I turn to face up, my dick was fully erected cos he was fondling my balls. Will a little more lube, I was in 7th heaven and could not stop him.

He wanted to make me cum but couldnt. Then he fingered my ass. Immediately, the sensation was taken to a new level. I was in ecstasy. But, he did not cut his finger nails. As he was furiously fingering me, he must have knicked the lining of my inner ass. I came profusely and thought nothing of the massage.

But the next few days, I felt a discomfort that grew. I took a small mirror and bend over to see what was going down there. It was infected and pus was building in my shit hole. I tried antibiotics but it didnt work.

Finally, I had to settle for a surgical procedure to remove the pus and open the would to let it heal. I had 3-5 stitches. Can't remember.

Imagine the days of going to the can and trying to pass out logs when you have a wound just before the entrance of your anus.

reminds me of being blew by a guy in a foreign land.

i didn't know he is a he when the massage started. i lied face down and was enjoying him massaging and sometimes brushing my balls (which my underwear on). it was until when i flip over, then i half suspect she is a he, bcos she look like ah kua, but being paiseh, most of the time my eyes are closed. the feeling was shiok bcos he is the first time i was treated special service at anywhere but my own gf, and he is very good in touching a bit, not touching a bit that kind of pattern. i was fully aroused and he begun blowing me.. luckily big head over small head, firstly, i only have enough cash for the proper massage, secondly, i don't want to regret being fully blown by a male, so, in the end, after probably 2-3 mouths, i signalled him to stop.. he went to rinse his mouth and carry on massage.
throughout, he didn't talk to me at all... when the massage ended.. he finally speak out "massage finish, thank you", in a very manly tone. i was softened immediately.

[muscleboi]

the thread should be titled "the most regrettable shit done and NOT done" =( i should have up my ex when we went to bkk for hols. she even hinted me in a v obvious way.."did you bring cd?" arghhhhhhhhhh =(

[Lizzert]

Originally Posted by garlic

Well, mine was to let my ex gf give me a bbbj, as i just had raw quickie with a school classmate and was tired on reaching home and immediately laid down on the sofa. Ex-gf took dickie and gave me a bbbj... very soon she realised other pussy's smell and that was that..

Wah lan..this gives new meaning to CSI..cb smell investigation...maybe new series in the making

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by alanthedevil

reminds me of being blew by a guy in a foreign land.
......throughout, he didn't talk to me at all... when the massage ended.. he finally speak out "massage finish, thank you", in a very manly tone. i was softened immediately.

We are beginning to see more and more stories of male samsters encounters with fellow males...

[comm]

Originally Posted by muscleboi

the thread should be titled "the most regrettable shit done and NOT done" =( i should have up my ex when we went to bkk for hols. she even hinted me in a v obvious way.."did you bring cd?" arghhhhhhhhhh =(

wah lau, bro how can u missed this hint ???

[sean69]

Originally Posted by muscleboi

the thread should be titled "the most regrettable shit done and NOT done" =( i should have up my ex when we went to bkk for hols. she even hinted me in a v obvious way.."did you bring cd?" arghhhhhhhhhh =(

bro.. that's not a hint!!!.. she is basically telling u to bonk her !!!!.. din bring nvr mind, can always buy!!!

[TwinX]

Originally Posted by bastardball

We are beginning to see more and more stories of male samsters encounters with fellow males...

lol... everything must try ma. last time during ns days went to changi village with a 1 of my army guys and we each pick up a "trans". didn't do much except to let them bj and cim. it was fun but regret immediately after the next day. scare of this and that... haha