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Dedicating this story to all Karma believers

A Mystical 3 Legged Tortoise

This incident happened in the eighties when I was still staying with my parents. One day while returning home from work, I decided to go open the letterbox first before going up. I saw a group of young boys crowding along a small drain. Out of curiosity, I approached them and realized they were using a stick to poke at a small tortoise in the drain. The tortoise had already withdrawn into the shell and I asked the boys whose tortoise was that. No one claimed to be the owner so I asked them whether I could have the tortoise and I am willing to pay $10 for it. I then took out $10 from my wallet and offered it to one of them, telling him to share it with the rest. He took the money quickly and ran off with the rest of the boys chasing & cursing after him. I then took the tortoise out from the drain and went home.

When I reached home, I placed it in a small plastic pail and try to wash it up and that was when I realized it was a 3 legged tortoise!!! I have never seen a 3 legged tortoise before and upon closer look it seem to be born with this defect. The tortoise look very scared and sad and did not eat anything the first day.

The second day, I went to the wet market fish shop and get a plastic tortoise cage and also bought some prawns. Minced it and try to feed T but T only started eating later in the afternoon. As the days passed, T started to open up and crawl around the cage. Its appetite also improved. All these went well until the third week when T started to change again. T no longer crawl around the cage. Spent most of the time in the shell and also dun eat much.I was getting worried and thought maybe the best way is to let T go.....meaning giving it freedom.

Saturday came and it happened to be my off day. So I told T ( yes I really talked to a tortoise !!! ) that I will let bring it to a nice place and there were also a lot of tortoises there ( Toa Payoh Garden ). I also asked T for some " pian chai " and started writing ten digits on small tiny papers. After getting the numbers, we took a cab to Toa Payoh garden.

When we reached the garden, I chose a large pond for T. I then took T out from the cage and stroke it gently and then thank T for all the wonderful times we had together. When I released T into the water, I expected T to dive straight into the pond and disappeared just like that but it was not so. After disappearing into the water for a while T appear again !!!! I was very shocked by what I seen later. T was by this time floating in the water staring at me !!! It was only when I waved at T asking it to go and make some friends there and I will be leaving, T then dive into the pond and disapppeared. That night the number I asked from T open starter. I bought $3 big because T is 3 legged and won $750.

Sunday morning I went back there with some minced prawn for T. Despite spending almost a hour there, there was no sight of T. Even subsequent trips and searching other ponds all turned up futile. Me strucking 4D is just a mere coincidence or izzit something to do with saving T, like the common phrase people always say " ren chai zhuo, tian chai kan " .......end of story......thanks for reading .

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Sharing time ... kekeke

This incident happened about 18 years ago in Bangkok. There was this very run-down hotel, actually it is a love hotel cum brothel. You can bring your girl to check in or you can choose from their Thai / Myanmar girls stationed there.If you drive over there, they also have ground floor rooms where you can parked your cars in front of your room and have huge curtains drawn for privacy. My Thai friend worked in the check in counter and I used to visit him for TCSS whenever I stopover in Bangkok.

During 1 of these stopover trips , I was in his office looking at couples checking in /out, my Thai friend, let's just called him SC, suddenly asked me 1 question. " Do you like to watch sex show??? " I was like huh ??? So I smiled at him and said:" Of course. Which man dun like ???". He then smiled back at me and said :" But this one is different na." I was a bit confused, dun know what he mean but later I realized he wanted me to be a peeping tom !!!

He then told me he actually have a room at the ground floor, especially reserved for his own viewing pleasure. He also tell me throughout all these years, he had seen it all. He then asked me what my preference was and I told him I preferred couple who are young and the girl must be beautiful. SC laughed when he heard that and said since I have very limited time there, it all depend on my luck.

A few moments later, a middle-aged couple walked in. SC looked at me and smiled but I returned his smile with a . After they got the keys and left, SC and me have a good laugh about our facial signals. We then carried on chit-chatting about good old times when suddenly a couple walked in. I turned my head and was shocked !!! My target have arrived !!! 2 Thai uni students have just walked in and the girl was not only very beautiful but also those decent and shy type. The guy was also quite handsum too. Wow !!! ho say liao, I quickly tried to get SC attention by raising my eyebrows up & down, trying to tell him I want !!! I want !!!

Luckily for me SC saw my reaction, smiled to himself and passed the keys to the couple. He then used his h/p to call his colleague to help standby for him. A few minutes later, his colleague arrived and we quickly went for our PS ( peeping session ). On the way there, SC brief me about the dos & don'ts. He told me he will not be joining me as his friend couldn't standby for him long as he is manning the gate outside.

When we arrived there, I realized it was a very narrow lane just behind a ground floor room. A table was already there and I could see a window-split aircon protruding from the wall. SC signaled me to go up on the table and whispered to me that just below the air-con there was a tissue, pulled it out and can see oreadi. I followed as told and true enough there was a rolled up tissue just below the air-con. I gave SC the OK sign and then he left. I then slowly pulled out the tissue and put my eye to the hole, all this while my heart beating very fast.

The view from the hole was directly on the bed and it was empty !!! Then I heard running water sounds and faint giggling sounds. Hahahaha.....must be bathing together lor. Then the water sound stopped and a few moments later, both the "AV actor / actress" appeared... naked and they were standing frenching. All of the sudden both collapsed on the bed and carried on frenching.

The guy was on lying on top of the girl frenching and suddenly he stopped and started kissing her neck and licking her ears. Then he dropped south and stopped at the twin peaks. It was a set of B cuppers and the guy was attacking it, slowly sucking / licking them. He must be doing a very good job as I can see the girl was enjoying it as she was twitching her eyebrows and caressing his head with her hands. By this time, my bro was also starting to wake up leow. A while later the guy then head south again, stopping along the way to give the girl some pecks on her stomach. When he reached the cave, he started to paint her. OMG!!! First time see live painting very shiok and this guy was really a very great painter !!! Throughout the painting session, I can see the girl was really under his mercy. At times, she was grabbing the bedsheets, raising her hips higher and higer, pulling the guy hair and I also saw her stomach and body shivering. Needless to say she was also groaning and moaning too. If I am not wrong, I think she cum twice during the painting session.

After it was done, the guy pulled the girl by the legs further down, climbed on top of the girl and stopped right in front of the girl face. The girl then obediently opened her mouth and the guy slowly guided his big cannon in. Waaa......just now outside looked so innocent and shy but now dun behave a single bit. The guy then slowly slide his cannon in and out from her small mouth. After a while I think the guy shiok oreadi and got carried away. His momentum picked up and he was literally fucking her mouth and it was not long when the girl got choked !!! At this time something happened to me. Dun know why suddenly I felt like I gonna sneeze. I panicked and quickly tried to cover my mouth but it was too late. The couple stopped what they are doing and looked around. I also was beginning to feel worried and dun want to get into any trouble so I decided to put back the tissue and head up to SC office.

I told SC about what happened and he said it should be okay, not to worry too much. As I was running out of time to catch my flight back home, I thank him for his hospitality and of course the "kangtao". My first and only experience as a peeping tom was indeed an eye-opener albeit a bit scary and nerve wrecking of being caught in the end. Although I did not have a chance to see the main course being served and the " fireworks " display in the end, I think the appetizers is good enough oreadi.......end of story......thanks for reading .

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HUAT for Bro Siam!!!

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Originally Posted by PeroPero

HUAT for Bro Siam!!!

No huat lei

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For all 4-face Buddha believers

A Very Zhun Four-Face Buddha In Bangkok

This incident happened 27 years ago in Bangkok Thailand. I was on a 4 days stop-over in Bangkok from Tokyo Japan after a failed marriage. I remembered it was in December and as it was a last minute booking, only available flight coming back was a 4-day stopover in Thailand before connecting another flight back to Sillypore.

When I arrived at the airport, I just hopped into a taxi and asked him to bring me to any 1000-2000 baht per day hotel. He then brought me to Mido Hotel at Saphan Kwai. Coming from a just failed marriage, I tried to forget all the unhappy things and told myself I must have a good time here before going back and start all over again. I have with me about $7000 and I spent $3000 during my stay in BKK. Actually I was a big tipper there , I dun know why . Maybe it is because money doesn't mean anything to me anymore at that time after what happened in Japan. Come to think of it, it was really a nice and wonderful experience to be treated in such a way even if it was because I was only a big tipper at the hotel.

On my last day at the hotel, I met 1 of the chambermaids on the floor corridor. She asked me whether I was a Buddhist and I said yes. She then told me that there is a FFB ( four-face buddha ) located on the left hand side outside the hotel. She said that she had seen many hotel guests after praying there, went back home struck lotteries and came back and make offerings of thanks. I told her what should be the correct or best way to pray to FFB and was told to get oranges, candles, jasmines flowers and Yakult and all items must be 4 sets. She also said I must first pray at the one with the hand placing on the heart and then proceed clockwise. The last part of info from her was interesting. She said that to pray buddha, one must pray early so I asked her how early. She gave me a timing of 4-5 am !!! Too bad I forget to ask her what is the reason ....haiz..... So off I went to the nearby market at Saphan Kwai to get all the necessary praying items for my praying session.

That night I asked the reception for a wake-up call at 4 am before I went to bed. Exactly 4am the phone ring, I woke up, brush my teeth and went down with the offerings. When I stepped out of the hotel, I realized it was freaking cold outside. I was only wearing a T-shirt and bermuda shorts and was starting to shiver. I then proceed to the FFB and followed exactly what the chambermaid taught me the previous day. After setting up all the offerings, I then knelt down and prayed to the one with the hand on the heart and asked for something and repeated the same thing on all sides. Actually I told the Buddha about my failed marriage and my need to find a new job and start my life all over again. I also asked for some " pian cai ". My promise in return if I struck lotteries will be if it is big ones, I will come back to Thailand and make donations to temples and if small ones, I will donate to Thai temples in Sillypore instead.

That following week when I come back from Thailand, this is what happened:

1) I struck 4D continuous for six consecutive weeks but only starter or consolation prize and all were struck on Saturday. As it was all small ones, so I only donate to this Thai temple at Paya Lebar as I was staying around there at that time. Another funny thing is all the six numbers that opened are related to my trip, like room number, flight number, receipts number...etc etc....

2)I managed to find a new job quickly as a purser on board a cruise ship and the pay good.

3) 3 years later, I met my second wife & have 2 lovely children.

After reading my story, would you agree with me that this is A Very Zhun Four-Face Buddha In Bangkok ???

End of story.......thanks for reading

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Sharing time ... kekeke

Boonthi Boonthi

Many many years ago, in a very remote area in Africa, there was a village called Boonthi Boonthi. This village is actually located at a mountain with many caves. Inside the caves are hidden with diamonds, gold and many other precious stones. The tribal people there are all cannibals and they like to cook their victims in a big boiling pot before eating them up and that's how the name came about.

One day 3 gay treasure hunters came to know about this hidden treasure and try to steal the treasures in the caves. Let's just called them A, B and C. Unfortunately, they were caught and brought to the village chief. Kneeling in front of the village chief, they begged for their lives and the village chief then said : " Ok, I will give you a chance and if you can do it, I will let you go free. You will be escorted into the jungle with a big basket to collect 50 of the same kind of fruit. After that whatever happened to you, if must not giggle / laugh or cry, otherwise you will be immediately Boonthi Boonthi." On hearing this, all three of them then said : " Thank you chief for your kindness. We will do it as long as you dun Boonthi Boonthi us." So off they went into the jungle with the escorts. Half an hour later A arrived with a basket of cherries and closely followed by B with a basket of wild berries. The village chief then said : " Since you 2 arrived together, we will carried out the test together. Now I want you to pull down your pants and bend down while my people will stuff the fruits into your ass. Remember what I said earlier, no giggle / laugh or cry or else you will be ......." A & B were shocked but fearing for their lives, they reluctantly stripped and start bending down while their escorts start stuffing the fruits into their ass. Halfway through B was showing signs of pain and A tried to encourage him. " Hey B !!! You okay? cummon man, it's almost done, just think of the fun we had last time when I was screwing your ass....this is nothing man." B nodded his head and smiled . When left with only 2 more berries & cherries to go, A & B suddenly burst into laughter !!! ..... They saw C coming back and walking confidently with............ a big basket of durians !!!

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Sharing time again ... kekeke

Housefly & Bee

Housefly and Bee are very close friends. One day while flying together, they saw a house with the lights on. So out of curiosity they flew to the house and rested on the window pane. Unknown to them, there was actually a ang mo char bor lying on the bed naked waiting for her husband to finish his shower. Bee then said to housefly : " Hey Housefly! Did you saw those 2 big "mountain" over? Let's fly over there and checked out the view." So both of them flew to the top of each " mountain" and rested on it. At this moment the husband came out from the shower room and saw his naked wife all spread out waiting for him. He quickly dimmed the room room lights. Bee then said to housefly : " Housefly. Housefly. Waaa.....it's getting dark leow. I think we better quickly find a place to sleep tonight. Where do you want to sleep tonight?" Housefly then said : " Hmmm.....I feel very hot tonight. Just now I think I saw a "padi field ". I think I will sleep at the " padi field " tonight. What about you, Bee ? " Bee the said : " Haiz.....me got a flu tonight. I think I saw a "cave" just now, I think I better sleep there tonight. "

That night there was a loud sound, " Arrrggggg !!! ......". Housefly then called out to Bee :" Bee, Bee. Just now anything happened to you? " Bee came out from the "cave" and said : " Haiz....walau eh. Just now when was sleeping shiok shiok, suddenly the " dinosaur " came back . Attack me, withdraw, attack me then withdraw. Then he try to spew " hot liquid " at me but luckily I siam in time !!! . What about you? " Housefly then replied : " Wah piang ooi, I also same lei. While I was sleeping on the " padi field " suddenly the ground shook. I opened my eyes and saw 2 " big rocks " falling from the sky and almost crushed me but like you luckily I siam in time too !!!