What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[whosurdaddy2501]

for me it was a bj/hj from a thai ladyboy (not sure pre or post op). i went to those adult daing site met a thai lady and thought can get lucky. met up at a flat in yishun. knocked on the door and the door open. went in and when "she" close the door and turn around.... siao liao lah.

got scared but no choice. "she" gave me a bj but my didi cannot get hard then "she" put a lot of lube and hj me until cum took abt 1hr to cum and then she commented i very strong can last so long.... i thought "wah lan! is not i strong, is i cannot stand". lucky never ask me to fuck "her" backside. after everything finish, quickly ran off. before going off she still ask me to come back again soon.

that was probably the most stupid sex shit i did

[TwinX]

3. Had a receptionist in my office a couple of years back. she was young 18-19 and first job. blur but quite syt. she is a A+ or B- cup but always wear a bra that is 1 size bigger. The top she wears are usually loose or spag top. can always see her small pink nipples when standing beside her. because of her job, she has to bend or squat often. very fast, all the guys in the office have seen her zg before and always discuss about her during breaks. i think the delivery guys from other companies have seen her zg as well.

best part is she doesnt know she zg and all guys in the office have seen. it was only a couple of months later than i get to know her better (same mrt) and her family is not well to do. so most of her clothes are shared with her older sis. (maybe that explains the loose clothes) anyway i find her quite pity so 1 day decided to tell her that she zg and quite obvious. and the other guys in the office have seen. actually when i was telling her, i can see her nipples at the same time. next day onwards, she wore a jacket to work and nothing can be see. she quit soon after. think she too pai sei to stay in the company. Regretted telling her.

[alanthedevil]

Originally Posted by bastardball

We are beginning to see more and more stories of male samsters encounters with fellow males...

its a experience i wish i never had

[aksj]

Originally Posted by bastardball

We are beginning to see more and more stories of male samsters encounters with fellow males...

Actually quite normal cos guys are conditioned that sex is precious, so grab it while stocks lasts.

I went to Thailand and got fondled by some lb before. was feeling curious and took some effort to resist the temptation.

[Stud00]

Bro, i am so sorry.. but i was seriously laughing my ass off when i read this. ))) thanks for sharing!!

Originally Posted by tanhockgin

Here's mine.

Went to a reflexology place for massage. Didnt know the guy was gay as there were aunties sitting outside getting their foot massaged by other female reflexologist.

I got a full massage by a guy. Wore the shorts and assumed the prone position. Mid way thru the massage he started to massage closer to my genitals. Felt aroused and didnt stop him. Soon, he pulled my shorts down and was massaging my butt. When I turn to face up, my dick was fully erected cos he was fondling my balls. Will a little more lube, I was in 7th heaven and could not stop him.

He wanted to make me cum but couldnt. Then he fingered my ass. Immediately, the sensation was taken to a new level. I was in ecstasy. But, he did not cut his finger nails. As he was furiously fingering me, he must have knicked the lining of my inner ass. I came profusely and thought nothing of the massage.

But the next few days, I felt a discomfort that grew. I took a small mirror and bend over to see what was going down there. It was infected and pus was building in my shit hole. I tried antibiotics but it didnt work.

Finally, I had to settle for a surgical procedure to remove the pus and open the would to let it heal. I had 3-5 stitches. Can't remember.

Imagine the days of going to the can and trying to pass out logs when you have a wound just before the entrance of your anus.

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by TwinX

3. Had a receptionist in my office a couple of years back. she was young 18-19 and first job. blur but quite syt. she is a A+ or B- cup but always wear a bra that is 1 size bigger. The top she wears are usually loose or spag top. can always see her small pink nipples when standing beside her. because of her job, she has to bend or squat often. very fast, all the guys in the office have seen her zg before and always discuss about her during breaks. i think the delivery guys from other companies have seen her zg as well.

best part is she doesnt know she zg and all guys in the office have seen. it was only a couple of months later than i get to know her better (same mrt) and her family is not well to do. so most of her clothes are shared with her older sis. (maybe that explains the loose clothes) anyway i find her quite pity so 1 day decided to tell her that she zg and quite obvious. and the other guys in the office have seen. actually when i was telling her, i can see her nipples at the same time. next day onwards, she wore a jacket to work and nothing can be see. she quit soon after. think she too pai sei to stay in the company. Regretted telling her.

You super spoil market lah bro

[F400]

While having sex with wifey, decided if she was ready for AJ.

So while penetrating her I kept ass rimming her n a few times added some lubricant in her ass. After inserting my finger inside her ass n she actually had an orgasm while getting her ass filled.

Took out my penis from her pussy n tried to enter her ass. She screamed so loud n cried. Sex suddenly came to a halt. She ran into the toilet leaving me with a painful hard on...

After that it took months before we ever had sex again.. N she is weary of me trying to attempt anal sex...

[primechoice]

Many years ago, i had an ex-gf and she has HUGE assets, seriously HUGE, was a cup C when she was only 16 years old. Being young and horny, we banged everyday. soon i met her whole family and met her older sister who was even hotter than her, Fully Grown.

One night, her sister bought us drinks in Boatquay. we went back superbly drunk, all of us. her sister went to the wrong room and came into our room while my ex was in the toilet throwing up. i was changing and she saw me nude, she came over to kiss me and start rubbing my rod. immediately, heavy petting was happening and at the right moment, her sister came into the room. shouted, woking up the whole family in the middle of the night. casted me out of the house, leaving me high and dry.

15 minutes or so later, her sister paged me (yes, we were using pager then) told me that everyone is fine now and that we were all very drunk. asked me back to the house, let me rest in her room because my ex has already fallen asleep so didnt wanna wake her up. she was still horny as hell i can tell. she tried to call me and whisper to me if i was already asleep. i was having one of the hardest hard on of my life but pretended to sleep. the next day, my ex decided to break up with me.

i should have just given her sister the sex of her life. damn!

[primechoice]

Originally Posted by tanhockgin

Here's mine.

Went to a reflexology place for massage. Didnt know the guy was gay as there were aunties sitting outside getting their foot massaged by other female reflexologist.

I got a full massage by a guy. Wore the shorts and assumed the prone position. Mid way thru the massage he started to massage closer to my genitals. Felt aroused and didnt stop him. Soon, he pulled my shorts down and was massaging my butt. When I turn to face up, my dick was fully erected cos he was fondling my balls. Will a little more lube, I was in 7th heaven and could not stop him.

He wanted to make me cum but couldnt. Then he fingered my ass. Immediately, the sensation was taken to a new level. I was in ecstasy. But, he did not cut his finger nails. As he was furiously fingering me, he must have knicked the lining of my inner ass. I came profusely and thought nothing of the massage.

But the next few days, I felt a discomfort that grew. I took a small mirror and bend over to see what was going down there. It was infected and pus was building in my shit hole. I tried antibiotics but it didnt work.

Finally, I had to settle for a surgical procedure to remove the pus and open the would to let it heal. I had 3-5 stitches. Can't remember.

Imagine the days of going to the can and trying to pass out logs when you have a wound just before the entrance of your anus.

I am sorry bro but I am sure I am not the only one laughing hard on this!

[mclovin_boy]

Around 2.5 years ago, was in final year of university studying in a downtown university, had a 3some with my gf & her 'best friend'. My gf was about 21 years old & her good friend is 20 years old. All 3 of us were very close, used to hang out together n stuff. My gf is normal, pleasant looking but can say that her good friend is a hot, sweet looking SYT with a tight body. One night we had a drinking session n got very high. Had a 3some, screwed the girls simultaneously. They were stacked on top of each other while I screwed them missionary. It felt like heaven n the girls were like taking turns to moan. Both girls claimed that it is their safe period so being very high & my dick felt so good inside their wet & tight pussies, I ejaculated into their love holes. It felt so good. I came about 2 huge spurts into my gf then ejaculated the rest into her good friend.

About 3 months later, was told that her good friend was pregnant thus have no choice but to break up with my gf and marry her good friend as advised by our family members. (Abortion is never a choice). My then gf was quite shaken & traumatized by the whole situation as she is very dependent & sticky on me. I regretted in ruin & disrupting her life for about 1 year plus but I'm glad that she has moved on right now & found a better man while I'm happily married with a 1 year old daughter & a wife (her good friend) who is very sexually active & who is twice as sweet & beautiful than my ex gf. Thinking back, I feel very disgusted by my actions & want to emphasize that taking precautions or wearing a condom is so important if you don't plan to make that girl your wife.

[justwanadoit]

Originally Posted by mclovin_boy

Around 2.5 years ago, was in final year of university studying in a downtown university, had a 3some with my gf & her 'best friend'. My gf was about 21 years old & her good friend is 20 years old. All 3 of us were very close, used to hang out together n stuff. My gf is normal, pleasant looking but can say that her good friend is a hot, sweet looking SYT with a tight body. One night we had a drinking session n got very high. Had a 3some, screwed the girls simultaneously. They were stacked on top of each other while I screwed them missionary. It felt like heaven n the girls were like taking turns to moan. Both girls claimed that it is their safe period so being very high & my dick felt so good inside their wet & tight pussies, I ejaculated into their love holes. It felt so good. I came about 2 huge spurts into my gf then ejaculated the rest into her good friend.

About 3 months later, was told that her good friend was pregnant thus have no choice but to break up with my gf and marry her good friend as advised by our family members. (Abortion is never a choice). My then gf was quite shaken & traumatized by the whole situation as she is very dependent & sticky on me. I regretted in ruin & disrupting her life for about 1 year plus but I'm glad that she has moved on right now & found a better man while I'm happily married with a 1 year old daughter & a wife (her good friend) who is very sexually active & who is twice as sweet & beautiful than my ex gf. Thinking back, I feel very disgusted by my actions & want to emphasize that taking precautions or wearing a condom is so important if you don't plan to make that girl your wife.

ur story will actually encourage many bros NOT to wear condom

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by mclovin_boy

Thinking back, I feel very disgusted by my actions & want to emphasize that taking precautions or wearing a condom is so important if you don't plan to make that girl your wife.

thanks for the story.

but what i actually want to say, or ask rather, is the girls 'listed' in your siggy : Locals including N*omi Liu, E*yn Chong, Cel*stina T

naomi & celestina i can guess. but who is elyn (spelling correct?)? hmmm. and u upped them all? wow. these stories i really would like to hear leh bro.

[jackyh69]

Originally Posted by justwanadoit

ur story will actually encourage many bros NOT to wear condom

LOL...I quite agreed your view. But Bro is the man, he takes responsibility. Up you Bro!

[bochapsing]

2006 - 2011:
Pros + FL: 337 (PRC), 249 (Thai), 41 (Locals including N*omi Liu, E*yn Chong, Cel*stina T)
ONS: 59
GFs: 6
Virgins: 9
3some: 12
4some: 0
5some: ONCE!!!

total = 714 in 5 years (excuding RTF?).... 142.8 each year .... 1 in every 2.5 days!!!!!!


bro, u power lor.... n loaded too...

[ahboyyy]

Went to Thailand with my boss many years back and he wanted to bring me to this very good and decent massage place... but found out that the place closed down liao... not very familiar with the area, we try scouring for another decent joint and ended up in one of the massage place.

This massage joint basically runs within an entire hotel building. The ground floor reception will gather your requirement (foot reflexology/ oil massage/ Thai massage/ Hot stone etc) So we reckon that it should be a clean place since they offer such an extensive variety of services.

To be on the safe side, my boss suggested that we get a male masseuse... nbz... sian 1/2... After selecting oil massage... this young man came up to me and bring me up to the 5th floor of the building. I was brought through a whole row of hotel rooms up until the last room at the end of the corridor... no sight or any other customers and damn quiet... worst still... my boss was brought to a different level!

but LL bo bian... just go with the flow... massage oil so ask to take off everything, just cover with towel. The guy who massage me is probably only early 20+...

Beginning of the massage still quite normal right until he starts massage my thigh area... getting 'too close' for comfort!... Ask me flip over... he starts to rub around my groin... machiam like what those dirty massage joint ladies would do to arouse you prior to asking the golden question... the difference is... this is a %$#^$% guy doing it!

Throughout the massage we did not talk much... and he finally speak up:

"Sir... are you gay?"

%^$#$%#^%#&$@#$% I swear my cork shrunk straight in, side by side with my bladder!....

I quickly explain that I am not gay and I am only here for massage... only then did he ease off his 'advances'

come to think of it... should not have ge-kiang and act decent ask for male masseur... just get a pretty female and happy happy bonk lor.... isolated in the last corner room... who knows what will happen to me!?!?

*my worst encounter*