Tips & Tricks to get away from Wife/GF - Page 13

yinyang · #**181** 06-03-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by surfer888

... good red herring.

My mantra is to FIRST call family, get our conscience out of the way...

Minimise risk of them calling you at most inconvenient moment

Michael · #**182** 06-03-2007, 07:44 PM

Yeah... Always call first, then make sure they're all comfy and cosy, then after hang up phone, go shower, then go cheong!

eeemen · #**183** 06-03-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael

Yeah... Always call first, then make sure they're all comfy and cosy, then after hang up phone, go shower, then go cheong!

exactly!! great minds think alike he he

jintulan · #**184** 07-03-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eeemen

exactly!! great minds think alike he he

there is certainly no shortage of like thinking great minds here!

spidey69 · #**185** 07-03-2007, 03:28 PM

we guys think we always have truckload of excuses, ailibis, tips and tricks etc to get away from wife / gf..

have u ever wondered if it really works?

or wife / gf are just closing 1 eye or acting blur or playing along

never underestimate a woman..

Always deny everything until kena caught. If kena caught then only lan lan own up like a man machiam 'christopher lee' ( get reported hit & run by public, still got cheek say he own up his mistakes in national tv )..

happy cheonging all bros, n good luck..

^^

~Angel_Dome~ · #**186** 07-03-2007, 03:39 PM

just keep hush hush...

Tua Tao · #**187** 08-03-2007, 11:57 AM

I want to relate a story whom i like to share with you guys (dun no whether relevant thread bo

).

During the World Cup period, a friend of mine take this opportunity to meet up this gal whom he dated but not have sex. He is married with 2 kids btw. So that fateful night, he finally managed to up that gal while claiming to his wife that he went out to watch the semis.

When he reached home, he has a habit of changing to his pyjamas after shower and left his underwear at the bathroom. The next morning, the wife woke him up crying and asking him whether he got any woman outside? Of cos, he deny. But he finally admit when his wife took out one solid proof.

She took out his underwear in the bathroom and ask him what is that particular curly strand of hair hanging there. As my friend is cleanly shaven, he got nothing to say liaoz. He admitted and of cos... quarrels broke out and even divorce has been mentioned. He even admit all his previous chiong experiences to his wife cos he was afraid that the wife wanted to divorce him.

They finally cool down and talk about what went wrong in their couples' life and guess what? He told me that nowadays he is enjoying every moment of sex with his wife after his wife make some drastic changes to spice up their sex life.

Morale of the story is.... try not to shave your pubic hair

yinyang · #**188** 08-03-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tua Tao

...finally admit when his wife took out one solid proof. She took out his underwear in the bathroom and ask him what is that particular curly strand of hair hanging there. As my friend is cleanly shaven, he got nothing to say liaoz.
Morale of the story is.... try not to shave your pubic hair

Good 1, caught with his pants down hehehe...

For making our day, just upped you my humble and puny +3

Btw, did he have to confess his PAST sins as well??

surfer888 · #**189** 08-03-2007, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tua Tao

She took out his underwear in the bathroom and ask him what is that particular curly strand of hair hanging there. As my friend is cleanly shaven, he got nothing to say liaoz.

His GF wear his underwear?

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Originally Posted by Tua Tao

Morale of the story is.... try not to shave your pubic hair

Either that or make sure your partner shaves as well OR don't let her wear your underwear.

That's one reason never to let your wife wash your clothes. Do it yourself or get the maid to do it. I wash mine and the wife's regularly... scores brownie points as well!