Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by barneyksc

Ts... so chim sia... alot of deep thoughts??

The previous poem is quite straight forward. I try not to write too chim. My poems are meant for fun reading and a bit of reflection. It helps that I have some forum friends who reads my poems in Msn first before I post.

Originally Posted by FarAway

Bro 2cents, swee la your ang moh is really splendid.. simply fantastic keep them coming!

Thanks for your encouragement.

[maxman]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

The previous poem is quite straight forward. I try not to write too chim. My poems are meant for fun reading and a bit of reflection. It helps that I have some forum friends who reads my poems in Msn first before I post.


Thanks for your encouragement.

Your literary skills are fantastic. You wrote very well.

[sinner1234]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

From this thread 'Providing a gift on your first meet up' http://sammyreviews.store/showthr...=1#post6920054. Just sharing my views on the topic.

Rachel set me on a date
Meet her best friend, name is Kate
Kate treat movie, I treat meal
Make a new friend, that’s the deal
Should I prepare a present?
Was told Kate joined some pageant
Gift should help me impress her
How to impress pageant girl?

Present too big, hard to hold
Carry around she will know
Present too small what’s the point
Make me look cheap, my viewpoint
Plan a gift to suit the date
I think that will impress Kate
During movie, share a cake
Then tell Kate the cake I bake

Don’t bake cake then make sandwich
Finger food leaves Kate bewitched
Simple gift that feels quite smart
Through her stomach reach her heart
Date fail also never mind
Eat liao leaves no gift behind
No gift that may come haunt you
In ways you yet have a clue

I'm thinking of writing a poem to poke fun at Valentine's. I feel it's getting too commercialised. It's also becoming less of a celebration of 'WE' and more of a celebration of 'SHE'. Anyone care to share any interesting Valentine's Day experience? Will try to incorporate them into my next poem.

Dear Bro 2centsworth,

Kamsia for using my thread.
Komment like yours makes me glad.
Idea of cake is really great.
Sweet and thoughtful great as bait.
Just be sure that there is toilet break.


V-day to me is crap day.
Lovers and friends brought to slay.
V-day, V-day anyday
Being prudent makes my day.
Just be sure that FB stays.


Wonder if we all can write this way.
Communicate with some thoughts of gay.
REG / Soccerboot need some lesson on this thought.
To garner rapport and untie some knot.
Just be sure that flaming stops.


Firstly,secondly,thirdly I have said my “beep”.
Final climax is to sleep.
Good night to all and sweet dreams band.
May we meet in wonderland.
Just be sure that knives are not brought


Hahahh, pardon me if it’s not to your liking…. First attempt on limerick.
I always like to try new things. Burn in hell sinner!!! ;p

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by sinner1234

DHahahh, pardon me if it’s not to your liking…. First attempt on limerick. I always like to try new things. Burn in hell sinner!!!

Thanks for writing your first limerick. I like it, keep it coming. I actually wrote something to 'suan' soccerboot but after seeing the latest development, I decided not to post what I wrote. Not nice to step on a guy who has fallen. Check out http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=271962.

As for REG, look at what I suggested in Sept 2011. http://sammyreviews.store/showthr...068&highlight= . Anyway, he is who he is. Nothing we can do about it too.

Originally Posted by maxman

Your literary skills are fantastic. You wrote very well.

Thank you.

[2centsworth]

My Valentine's

Have you made your woman cry?
Then come home and wonder why
How a day like this can fail
How the best laid plans derail
Planned so hard to have good times
Celebrating Valentine’s
I try so hard, what’s my goal
Show I love her with my soul?

Valentine’s is merchants’s scheme
Make the whole world a love scene
Boy and girl stroll hand in hand
Man and wife wear wedding band
Common theme is love and gift
Today time to be spendthrift
Good gifts she can show and tell
Bad gifts I can live in hell

Last Feb buy her Kate Spade bag
May came Pei Ling, make life sad
She use Kate Spade people laugh
She then insist on new stuff
Tin Pei Ling from P A P
Changed her Kate Spade to Gucci
Gucci I buy cos I’m sway
Buy wrong bag so pay and pay

This Feb buy you S K 2
Straits Times say it makes skin new
Just cos I buy this gift so?
Why you say I find you old?
Your friend’s boyfriend buy iPad
You no iPad, you damn sad
Why must I know how you think
I can read mind when you blink?

My gifts must give you delight
If not whole night, we will fight
Sweep you off feet, make you melt
That’s your goal, that’s how I felt
How can day pass without hitch
Complain and whine like a bitch
Other people this and that
Why you love me you forget

[2centsworth]

Soccerboot

There’s a guy call Soccerboot
He talks with his mouth in foot.
Likes to come up with grand plan
Then complain things out of hand
Post his number out, shall we?
Call him up for midnight pee
9896 here in front
Rest of number will you want?

What you do will affect wife
One wrong move might end her life
You were in the news last night
Stop to think if things are right
Party has to end some how
Question now is what’s that how
Will your party pass or fail?
Will you break laws, end in jail?

Hasn't been too interested in writing lately and standards have been dropping, honestly. Been missing my side-kick who hasn't logged onto MSN for a long time. Hope she will see this and reconnect. Well, I do get requests to write about the things in the forum.I felt strongly about sharing my 2centsworth of thoughts on Soccerboot.

First of all, my poem is never meant to hurt Soccerboot. I will not be sharing his number out. My poems are meant for reflection. Soccerboot, I'm not sure what's happening in your life but it sure looks like a hell of a mess. Being in the papers is a serious matter. Who knows if the police are watching you or not? Please play safe and perhaps stop and lie low. Whatever you decide, only you are responsible for your own action. I'm not sure if you really have a wife who attempted suicide yesterday but surely that is a serious matter if it's true. Please take a step back and look at the bigger picture.

[2centsworth]

DeusExMJ/Coriolanus/QuantumOfSolace

Chat room these days like war zone
Many people fighting clone
Clone of nineteen year old boy
Young and rash and sure not coy
Every quarrel he must win
Every one wrong, he no sin
Nineteen year old talk like fool
Must be from some stupid school

Tell him young man go lie low
Take things easy, live life slow
Give him advice, he turn deaf
Don’t know why he call Mindef
Want to sabo sis Jeanna
This kid really Si Gin Na
Why must you win at all cost?
Now make false claim, future lost

[2centsworth]

From this thread http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=278658

How I lost my virginity

Two days after last menses
Time for first sex, rouse senses
Girlfriend and I both virgin
Newbies we are, both damn green
Place a towel on my bed
So that bedsheet won’t turn red
Ask her lie down and relax
Enjoy darling, let’s have sex

Darling gan cheong, eyes showed fright
She ask me to off room light
In the darkness my hand roam
Hand touch where she also moan
Do moans mean I’m doing right?
Don’t dare use force, touch light light
Bend down give her a french kiss
Both tongues kung fu, both in bliss

Rubbed her hole with my stiff rod
While we kissing, her head nod
Thrust in hard for first deep hit
I pull out and I smell shit!
Oh no dear ah... so sorry
Think I went up wrong lorry
She looked stunned and say ‘Oh gosh!’
Worry not, I go and wash

Rushed off bed and I fell down
Room no light mah! Fell like clown
Fumble my way to light switch
Lights on, saw her laugh till stitch
Went to wash my hard rod clean
Rod wash so clean, it will glean
Made my way to my own room
Let her see my clean mushroom

Ask her if we can on light
No light later hole not right!
She nod her head and look shy
Darling let's have second try
Use your cock to poke down there
Poke where you see lots of hair
I want you to be my boy
Make my pussy your new toy

That’s how I lost my virgin
One poke and I’m no more green
After sex we lie in bed
Fuck so much my whole face red
Lie on my chest and she say
Today is a special day
Sex with you is doubly nice
Today I lost virgin twice!

[polkadoll]

hahaa...nice poems...never fail to make my day. Looking forward to more...more...and moreeee

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by polkadoll

hahaa...nice poems...never fail to make my day.

Thanks for your encouragement. Hope all's well on your end ah. Just kidding about the following..

Pick up phone to make a call.
Hello, are you Polka Doll?
Nothing lah, so when you free?
Meet up tonight, drink Kopi?
Supper? Ok, eat prata
Meet you at Casuarina?
You don't eat meat? So you say
Then we meet up other day

[fuckdaddy]

TS got a lot of ink leh. me not good in literaracy but would like to share something, a homage to myself. not sure if you can call mine a limerick or poem or whatever but it may be a bit crude

Fuckdaddy’s Dick

Fuckdaddy’s dick is oh so mighty
Make them bitches so naughty and horny
Fuckdaddy’s dick is the king almighty
Make the bitches cum all through the nightly

It tears pussy open causing satisfaction
Bitch won’t leave its fatal attraction
Dick’s so powerful she’ll kneel and pray
Awaiting her time hoping to get played

Gather up in mass and fall in like the rest
Now is the time for an orgy fuck fest
Get down on your knees and pray he’ll fuck your ass
He’ll blow all his cum and make your ass a mess

Fuckdaddy’s dick will make a bitch cry
Once it starts to pry, it’ll never leave you dry
Fuckdaddy’s dick has got a spell on you
You lose all your cool once he gets inside of you

Women love his pole
And let him fuck their holes
Cunt holes, shit holes any fuckholes
He’ll fill’em up, all you damn fucking hoes

They’ll climb mountains, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of his big hard cock
Fuckdaddy’s dick is so hard and slick
Bitches love fucking it and will never get sick

Fuckdaddy’s dick, packs some serious shit
It’ll tease your cunt bitch, and tickle your clit
If you don’t have his dick it’ll cause some serious itch
Bitches will go crazy finger fucking their slits

That evil dick will make a woman cheat
Just to have a taste of that rock hard meat
Bitches love his meat
Just can’t get enough of it

Bitches play it cool
Till they see his tool
Don’t you play a fool in front of daddy’s tool
Cause this power tool will make you cum and drool

Fuckdaddy’s dick oh Fuckdaddy’s dick
Why’d you have to have such mighty fine prick
Fuck me hard and make me your bitch

If you want my dick bitch, then suck that wonder meat
Make it hard as shit and i’ll fuck you like some stupid bitch in heat

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by fuckdaddy

If you want my dick bitch, then suck that wonder meat
Make it hard as shit and i’ll fuck you like some stupid bitch in heat

If you wish to write more, please carry on. Anyone can write here. What you wrote is very fierce.

[fuckdaddy]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

If you wish to write more, please carry on. Anyone can write here. What you wrote is very fierce.

just trying something new out of fun hope it not too fierce to the point of being offensive. actually got the inspiration from a song. not sure if anyone remembers 2 live crew, a rap group in the 80s who's lyrics were so explicit that they created a lot of controversy (album was ban in sg). it's from the song titled dick almighty.

it talks abt a big black n**** dick, 15" long and 8" thick, first name dick, last name almighty. i wish i also have dick almighty... imagine all those envy/amaze look you get from everyone when you go to toilet

[2centsworth]

Fuck Buddy or Sugar Baby?

Last year's fad, girls seek F B
This year's fad, girls seek daddy
Both types look like same game plan
One girl seek to meet one man
F B girls come find honey
Sugar babes come find money
F B girls want bird in hand
Sugar babes want cash in hand

One point eight K gets young tit
That’s the price for you want it
Two to five K for Miko
Guys who want her send photo!
One to Two K, thrice a week
Jane for my love makes you weak
Many guys here, babes choose who?
Guys pay for babes, still must woo

Kerry is sis Bubble Joy
Monthly two K she’s your toy
Girlygirl say she chubby
Right girl for you…? Yes maybe
Lydia’s weight is sixty nine!!!
D cup young girl, is she fine?
Wonder how your P M fare
Guys please write like you all care

Ladies come here seek rich dad
Seems to be this year’s new fad
Sex tips most girls come here learn
Sex jobs some girls come here earn
Old girls last year seek F B
Young girls this year seek daddy
Wonder next year how it’ll be
We just have to wait and see

[polkadoll]

I was just about to ask you to write a limerick on the current trend of sugar-babes and sugar-dads.. Good job once again...