Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[2centsworth]

I was reading the thread (Will she get pregnant?). Interesting thread. Go read it if you had missed it.

She is maid in Singapore.
Kid is made in Singapore.
Thirty shots all cum inside
Where you think those sperm reside?
Indonesia isn't far
She will come back get P R
Once she has your new baby
Your life will have new lady

Originally Posted by fuckdaddy

not sure if anyone remembers 2 live crew, a rap group in the 80s who's lyrics were so explicit that they created a lot of controversy (album was ban in sg).

I only remember the song Me So Horny. Guess we are around the same age.

[2centsworth]

I have been getting requests to write about the underage FL saga. I do feel somewhat sorry for the men and their families as I feel the girl isn't exactly innocent. I am not so sure about writing a poem about the saga though. Is this too sensitive a topic to be writing something about it? Will like to seek some feedback here. What do you think?

[Apocalypse]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

I have been getting requests to write about the underage FL saga. I do feel somewhat sorry for the men and their families as I feel the girl isn't exactly innocent. I am not so sure about writing a poem about the saga though. Is this too sensitive a topic to be writing something about it? Will like to seek some feedback here. What do you think?

everybody hates the reporters and photographers, so u can do one on that. There's no gag order on the reporters and even the 48 men hate the reporters.

just my feel.

[justanothermeat]

guys, if there are some women here, let them be. whats wrong with it? they're having some simple fun & so are we. why get all worked up about it. its not as if you own them and they are cheating on you.

and i am sure these gals enjoy reading about horny guys as much as we like to read about horny gals.

So, lets all agree SBF is a great place for all horny creatures. guys or gals looking to have fun without strings.

So, gals, go ahead. guys, go ahead and lets have a sexiting time.

[justanothermeat]

And Must say great poems. always wonder how can you have such imagination.

keep it going bro, lovely.

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by justanothermeat

guys, if there are some women here, let them be. whats wrong with it?

My views have changed since I started this thread about a year ago. There are a lot of nice, sensible ladies here. I did meet up with some for gossip and chit chat sessions. Then, there are attention seeking ladies too. A particular lady comes to mind. I never thought it's possible until recently but it's actually possible to see noise. How so? When this lady logs into the chatroom, when you see her nick, noise will follow soon. So it's now possible to see noise.

I agree, just let people be who they want to be. The noisy ones come here blah blah blah for a few months, people know what kind of pattern they are and soon ignore them, the ladies realises it and move on from this forum. Quite a common trend in this forum.

Originally Posted by Apocalypse

eThere's no gag order on the reporters and even the 48 men hate the reporters.

Thanks for the reminder about the gag order. Don't wish to run into trouble with the law too. Will think carefully before writing. Anyway, this thread is content driven from what is happening around our lives and from the interesting threads in this forum. If there are things happening, then there will be things to write on.

Here are my observation about the under-fl saga. I think Chantelle is a perfect name for girls who want to be FL. People go to Freelance for forbidden, discreet sexual deals right? Chantelle is both forbidden (under18) and her name does suggest discretion. Chantelle sounds like shan't tell, doesn't it? It's like the work of fate at times. Sigh.

Under age girl call Chantelle
Pay her for sex, she shan't tell

[asdfghjkl]

better to say things clear right from the start to prevent argh..

[2centsworth]

From this thread: http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=287220

I wrote an imaginary conversation, based on events in the thread.

Have you ever walked into a shoe shop, only to see an A4 size paper with the words 'Beautiful Shoes' on the shoe rack?

Rain: Hi, may I find out more about the beautiful shoes?

Salesgirl: How much are you willing to pay for it? You tell me how much you are willing to pay first before I decide if I want to show them to you.

Rain: Well, since it's such a protected secret, it must be a very beautiful pair of shoes right?

Salesgirl: Not really. The shoes won't be featured in FHM. People might not even find it beautiful. It really depends on what you are looking out for.

Rain: Ok, so how may I get to see this pair of shoes?

Salesgirl: You can drop an email to [email protected]. Remember, it's an auction. So the higher you say you are willing to pay, the higher the chances you might be the lucky girl who gets to see this pair of shoes. It's better if you include a photo of your feet.

Rain: So whatever amount I put, I must pay is it?

Salesgirl: You first day send email ah. You write an amount that makes our eyes light up with greed. Then if you chose to back out after viewing, we can only sigh in disappointment.

Rain: Wah, so troublesome. Still must write email ah?

Salesgirl: Well, if you find it troublesome, get your friends to send the email. If your friends are lucky enough to see this pair of 31 year old shoes, you can then ask them if the 31 year old shoes are indeed beautiful.

Rain: Can't I just see the pair of shoes?

Salesgirl: Don't be stingy in your efforts to see the shoes. We take effort to put that A4 size paper on the shoe rack, you know? Don't be lazy. Send us an email. Remember, we are not trying to sell this 1 pair of 31 yr old shoes to everyone. We are just seeking one person who can take care of this pair of shoes for life.

Rain: Well, at least can I have the name of this pair of shoes so that I can put the name as the title of my email?

Salesperson: Ok then. Fair enough. The shoes are known as Hong Kong Athlete's Foot.

Rain: Why is the name like that?

Salesperson: What else will you call a 31 year old pair of shoes?



Then I wrote a poem to summarise what she wants.

Rainbow seeking pot of gold
Why can't you guys do as told?
Send an email, state a price
Describe yourself with no lies
Rainbow Thirty One Year Old
Right man right price, she is sold
Right man with right chemistry
Then this thread is history

Will stick to write silly rhymes in future.

[cockenadan]

bro 2cents,

sound very sad poem wor .

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by cockenadan

sound very sad poem wor .

No lah, nothing to be sad about. Just trying to remember this event before my memory fades. Who knows? Maybe other sugar baby wannabes will ask me to meet them, rate them and write a poem about them. Life is indeed full of twists and turns. Never ever imagined myself rating girls before.

[Sen5eS]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

No lah, nothing to be sad about. Just trying to remember this event before my memory fades. Who knows? Maybe other sugar baby wannabes will ask me to meet them, rate them and write a poem about them. Life is indeed full of twists and turns. Never ever imagined myself rating girls before.

hehehe sounds like an Actuary's job tho ... to rate the potential of the sugarBabies it does require some special skill sets kekeke I'm sure meeting them would make an impression on you

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by Sen5eS

I'm sure meeting them would make an impression on you

Didn't want to hijack Lady Rain's thread. Since you are in my thread now, let me explain in greater detail to you. She had a previous thread (now deleted) where she said she got airplaned twice. She then ask if the guys in the forum are real men (you can take it or not?). Someone asked her then if she's a real girl or a reporter or a transvestite. So in jest, I offered to meet her to confirm she's a lady. My role was to confirm that she is a lady and to rate her looks. Things got messy before the meet up due to zappings. In fact, some bros even wrote down that I should be careful about meeting her. I met her with a lot of apprehension.

The meeting went well and she turns out to be both pleasant and pretty. Had a chat, a drink and I sent her home. Nothing changed just because she is pretty. My role is I-Meet, I-Rate, I-Post. There were questions on why I didn't apply or what she thinks of me (your question) etc. My role ended when we parted and I've no intention of meeting her again. So there will never be a part 2 for Lady Rain and I. I'm just glad I survived the meet up without her shouting and pouring drinks at me (which she wrote down in 2 PMs that she will due to the flaming and zapping in her thread before our meeting).

I thought I'm meeting her to sort of stand up for the guys here. That we are real men who have the guts to meet up. Before the meet up, I get zapped for trying to meet her. After the meet up, when I say she is pretty, I get zapped too (for meeting her). Points don't mean anything of course but the reason behind the zap is quite interesting. Didn't I sort of uncover a pretty lady for the rest of the guys?

[Sen5eS]

Man ... I also no eye dear what the zaps were for then ... Take it as congratulatory pats on your back ... kekeke

Well it turned out well despite the "aggression" from external parties ... not sure why the prev 2 guys flew her paper aeroplanes then ... it's just a meetup ... no pressure no let's get nekkid ... sounds like a simple drinks and chit chat session ... if it doesn't work out ... no sweat off ya back ... just thank the lady for the company and bye bye ...

hmmm pretty gal ... sounds like a gal pal type with all the bantering ... well ... never say never bro ...

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by Sen5eS

well ... never say never bro ...

Never.

In terms of personal connection, there is only 1 girl from the forum with whom I can chat with for hours. Unfortunately, she is married. It's a pity she has left the forum and we don't keep in touch any more. I miss her punches. Sigh...

[LovePotion]

Zap here, Zap there, Zap everywhere,
ah beng also zap you when you stare.
now got negative point then how?
so easy, go create new account.
say something the bros dont like,
again kenna zap until points red light