An Affair with an older married lady... and the aftermath...

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by ouzo18

Power! Thanks for the update.

Bro EoS, where are you? Everything ok?

I think he's lurking around somewhere.

Bump his thread maybe he'll appear.

[sexcision]

Thanks for the superb update! On Monday somemore. Hope ur work is improving.

Sooner or later NAT will be joining also. U can than try stack 3 layers. Bottom jasmine, middle Shirlny and top Nat so she won't be crushed.

So many layers u can than try to pump the bottom later, finger the middle layer and lick the top layer. Wow bro. Enjoy while it last!!

[Bigbluebird]

I really agree with EoS on two things.

Knowing the boundaries, stopping at the line.

Shrouded in another sort of toxic relationship.

While it seemed admirable and fun to many guys, I really cannot see any light at the end of the tunnel without all parties getting hurt, damaged and screwed by one another's "curiosity" in lust. Too many people do NOT know the boundaries and what is the Pandora Box to never truly open.

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by Shrouded

Yeah. I'm no different from a dildo or vibrator sometimes. Toys are probably bigger too. Lol.

To the second question, Jasmine is aware, all of them probably since there's no secrets among them. And yes, they do find it pretty amusing that there are so many volunteers.

Maybe I shall ask Jasmine to write her POV.

it would be interesting to have not just Jas, but the few ladies to craft an account and post their POV here.
The only risk is, if they find someone interesting, then you will lose your market value as their live dildo.

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

it would be interesting to have not just Jas, but the few ladies to craft an account and post their POV here.
The only risk is, if they find someone interesting, then you will lose your market value as their live dildo.

Jasmine is ok to write using my account. Not sure if she wants to create her own.

And if she, or they find someone interesting, then it means it was never meant to be in the first place.

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by Bigbluebird

I really agree with EoS on two things.

Knowing the boundaries, stopping at the line.

Shrouded in another sort of toxic relationship.

While it seemed admirable and fun to many guys, I really cannot see any light at the end of the tunnel without all parties getting hurt, damaged and screwed by one another's "curiosity" in lust. Too many people do NOT know the boundaries and what is the Pandora Box to never truly open.

Is it toxic? Maybe. In the view of EoS anyway.

I don't think we've really crossed the line so far. Everyone are consenting adults.

People can get hurt no matter what happens.

And I wanna find out what is in this Pandora's box.

[Shrouded]

After that weekend of exploration, I headed back to the office wondering if anything changed.

As usual, Jasmine and I drove our own cars due to the hours.

Previously we would all lunch together sometimes, and that didn't change, but somehow I felt Shirlyn was now a bigger part of the group. Maybe Jasmine was subconsciously trying to replace Alicia who was still supposedly somewhere on holiday.

The intense threesome we had didn't seem to affect any office dynamics, Shirlyn seemed happier and more upbeat despite having recovered from a long illness. Either my cock was the cure, or perhaps now she preferred women.

Rebecca, as usual, was back to her normal gossippy self. We were sort of clearing our pending tasks after lunch when she rolled her chair over to my desk with a folder in her hand. I assumed she wanted to show me something, but I was really wrong. As usual, I could see too much of her cleavage.

R: Wah. Look at her. She's glowing. Wonder what happened over the weekend.

Me: Huh?

R: She had good sex.

Me: How would you know?

R: Women can sense these things.

Me: Right.

R: That slut Jasmine also.

Me: Huh?

R: Both of them are glowing.

Me: I can't tell.

R: You won't know la. Guys are dumb like that.

Me: I see.

R: Must be some big-dick with good stamina.

Me: Right.

R: I should get some of that too.

Me: Huh?

R: I'm fucking horny.

Me: Erm.

R: This Kate la, go and tell the whole world I'm pregnant.

Me: She did?

R: I know she told you.

Me: And?

R: Like that lor.

Me: She also said it isn't your husband's.

R: Ya. Fine. Whatever. I'm not keeping it anyway.

Me: Erm. Ok.

R: How to keep it? I don't even know whose it is. Wait come out some Indian, or malay, or Ang Moh baby then how?

Me: Wow.

R: I'm just saying. Doesn't mean I slept with all those races.

Me: Use condoms.

R: Don't like. Not a nice feeling. I like to feel the cock inside me.

Me: Why are we even talking about this?

R: You replied me what. If you don't want to talk like this you wouldn't reply.

Me: Huh?

R: Whatever la. Just to let you know I'll be on MC for a few days.

Me: Right.

R: Eh. You really never sleep with Jasmine or Shirlyn ah?

Me: No.

R: So weird. You're so close to them.

Me: Doesn't mean I sleep with everybody I'm close with right?

R: Kate said she thinks maybe you're gay.

Me: Haha. How did that even come up.

R: She said you're surrounded by girls in this company, and you're close to some of them, either you're already fucking them and keeping the secret really well, or you're their gay best friend.

Me: I don't think I'm gay.

R: So who did you sleep with? Jasmine or Shirlyn?

Me: I'm not going to indulge you on that.

R: Must be Shirlyn la. Jasmine so stuck up. Shirlyn looks like she's very easy to bluff. And her body so nice.

Me: Right.

R: You could have slept with me also.

Me: No thanks.

R: Knew it. You like big boobs.

Me: What.

R: Wait awhile la. My boobs will get bigger now that I'm pregnant.

Me: I thought you're getting an abortion.

R: Oh ya hor. Guess B cup not good enough for you ah?

Me: We really should be working.

R: Aiyah. It's Monday, there's nothing much to do. No projects upcoming also.

Me: Clear the work you're supposed to finish now that you're back.

R: Ya la! Wah lau. Stupid Karen, leave suddenly then so many things to do. Kate also.

Me: Maybe we have an issue with our retention.

R: You did something to them right?

Me: Why me again?

R: Easy target. You're the only guy.

Me: Funny ah. Let's hire more guys then.

R: You go and find more ex army regulars lor. Since boss likes them so much.

Me: Are we even hiring anyone to replace?

R: Yeah. I'm supposed to do the job posting.

Me: What are you waiting for then?

R: Busy lor. Clearing other people's work.

Me: Sounds familiar.

R: Ya la. Thanks la. For your help. I'll buy you a drink.

Me: Really no need. Just do your work.

R: Come on la. It's just a drink. You won't get drunk. Cos you need to send me home. Hahahaha.

Me: Right.

R: You know where I live anyway. Cannot send me home meh?

Me: I could.

R: Then what's the issue? Scared I'll drag you inside and rape you ah.

Me: Doubt I'm rapeable quality.

R: You have a working dick right?

Me: That's an inappropriate question.

R: You're very boring. I bet you're a virgin.

Me: Can we please just finish up our work? And publish the job ad soon.

R: You need help meh? You could handle both mine and Shirlyn's work.

Me: That's besides the point.

R: You want to handle our other things ah?

Me: This is like harassment.

R: Hahahaha! You're so funny.

She suddenly placed her hand on my thigh and I jumped.

R: This is harassment.

Shirlyn suddenly came out of her office.

S: Rebecca! Stop disturbing him. I have bad news.

She purposely slid her hand off my thigh, going really close to my crotch. I swear I twitched a little and she felt it. Shirlyn rolled her eyes.

S: One of our clients is requesting for an urgent manpower replacement. They have 5 ops staff down with covid, and their manager just resigned without notice.

Me: Isn't that a breach.

S: He paid the notice period. In full.

R: Wah. Must have won toto.

S: Doesn't matter. But can we look through our pool of past candidates to see if anyone is suitable, and possibly still looking for a job?

Me: I don't think we do at the moment.

S: Rebecca?

R: Err…

She had rolled back to her desk and was clicking furiously away.

R: Ops, no. Admin we have tons. But all entry level.

Me: What exactly do they need?

S: Someone to stablise the department temporarily actually. We don't have anyone that can start like, tomorrow right?

R: Definitely not.

I looked through my own database.

Me: Doesn't seem like it.

S: Alright. Mark, come to my office.

I got up and followed her.

She shut the door behind her, wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me towards her for a wet kiss.

Me: Woah.

S: I really enjoyed the weekend. I'm still sore.

Me: Erm. We're at work.

S: I know. Otherwise I'd be riding you now. Haha.

Me: Jasmine…

S: Is totally cool with it.

Me: Right.

S: I mean, your relationship aside, she really wants you to be happy before settling down.

Me: This is a really weird way of showing it.

S: I guess. But who cares? I loved it. The way she pleasured me. The way she made you pleasure me. Mind-blowing.

Me: I was surprised too.

S: You must have really did it well to her, then she learnt from you.

Me: Erm.

S: I mean I enjoy both of you. But she was really.. wow.

Me: You didn't call me into the office to tell me this right?

S: Well yeah. I'm thinking of sending you over to the client. You have ops experience, you can help them out temporarily until we manage to hire.

Me: Erm. Sure? What's the industry?

S: Healthcare.

Me: Hang on… healthcare ops is very different from other ops roles.

S: Just help them out for awhile. The boss is our boss's old friend.

Me: Alright, hope I don't screw anything up.

S: You won't la. I trust you.

Me: So.. wait… I'll work onsite right? At wherever their location is.

S: Yup. I'm still working out the details with them if you're ok to go over.

Me: I'm ok.

S: Alright then. I'll speak to them again and let you know. Thanks for the help.

Me: No problem.

She suddenly pulled me in for another kiss and grabbed my crotch at the same time.

S: I'll reward you for your hard work. Come over tonight.

Me: Er…

S: Or I'll go over. Either way is fine.

Me: Well…

S: I'll let Jasmine know then. See you later.

I left the office.

Rebecca looked at me suspiciously.

R: Wah. What happened? Close door somemore.

I took a quick glance at myself. My clothes were ok and I wasn't having an erection.

Me: Nothing. Just a discussion about one of our clients.

R: Why must close door?

Me: I don't know? Confidential?

R: Whatever. When are we going drinking?

Me: Huh? When did I agree?

R: How about tonight?

Me: I can't.

R: Tomorrow?

Me: Nope.

R: You really not interested is it?

Me: Yeah. Not interested.

R: Don't be a loser la. I really want to thank you for helping me.

Me: And there's really no need to thank me. I'm just doing my job.

R: Damn sure you're gay now. Don't know any guys who would turn down a girl who openly flirts with him.

Me: Strangely, I do know such a guy. Haha.

R: Must be your gay partner.

Me: Nah. He's straight. Got a big dick.

R: Wah. Serious? Intro please.

Me: No point. He'll reject you.

R: Chey… then tell me for what?

Me: One day I'll accept that drink offer ok? Just not today. Or this week.

R: Drinks only ah?

Me: Yes.

R: You're so boring. Perfect for Shirlyn. Hahahaha.

Shirlyn suddenly came out.

S: What perfect for me?

R: Mark la! He's so boring. Just like you.

Shirlyn rolled her eyes.

R: I only wanted to buy him a drink to thank him for his help.

S: Right. Everybody knows what will happen after that.

R: Nothing wrong. All adults. But this gay boy said no.

Shirlyn decided to join in on the fun.

S: He's gay? I didn't know.

R: Pretty sure he is. Your boobs so nice and big he's also not staring.

S: Everyone has their own preferences. Don't judge him even if he prefers sausages to clams.

She winked at me.

R: Must be spent too much time in the army.

Me: Perhaps.

S: Anyway. It's confirmed. You'll go over to the clients' site for 2 weeks first starting tomorrow. We'll ramp up our hiring process for them in the meantime.

Me: Ok.

R: Huh? What's going on?

S: Client's having staffing issues. He's being seconded.

R: What???? I just recovered leh. Now I got to do his work. Then I'll be on mc after my abortion….

S: Won't be that bad. Just take it he's working offsite.

R: And to think I wanted to buy him a drink to thank him for his help.

Me: I'll buy you a drink then.

I don't know why I said that.

R: How about you try having sex with a female instead? Like me. Hahaha!

I looked at Shirlyn.

S: Inappropriate.

R: You know this is how I am.

Me: I know.

I started to hand over some non-urgent stuff to Rebecca.

R: Wah lau. So many things. That drink better be orgasmic.

Shirlyn rolled her eyes again.

S: Stop teasing him. You never know one day he might just snap and you get what you deserve.

R: Oooohhh. Sounds kinky.

S: Whatever. Hand over your stuff then come see me when you're done. I'll brief you on the job scope that they just sent over.

Me: Ok.

And that was how and why I have been offsite (onsite at a client's premises) for the past 3 now coming to 4 weeks.

[MegaMan991]

Can't wait for more update

[Joverick]

wonder if got any "offsite (onsite at a client's premises)" adventures or not hehe

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by Bigbluebird

I really agree with EoS on two things.

Knowing the boundaries, stopping at the line.

Shrouded in another sort of toxic relationship.

While it seemed admirable and fun to many guys, I really cannot see any light at the end of the tunnel without all parties getting hurt, damaged and screwed by one another's "curiosity" in lust. Too many people do NOT know the boundaries and what is the Pandora Box to never truly open.

Totally agree. The two of them are the two extreme. EOS was likely an extreme player that decided his marriage is more important than any hot chick out there, while Mark is the one that while claiming his want to put a stop to being used like a dildo, reamain a willing dildo.
While things are fine, then it's sunshine. One day when Jas and him get into some fights when Jas got involved with some random dicks, she may tell Mark he's been doing that, to literally any pussy nearby. I ready lost track how many he had, it's easier to lock down on those that are work in progress.
Toxic indeed. This definitely won't last, time will catch up on libido, especially for men. When your dick is over used, will wear off faster than not. Mark my words. Lol.

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by Shrouded

Jasmine is ok to write using my account. Not sure if she wants to create her own.

And if she, or they find someone interesting, then it means it was never meant to be in the first place.

Try watching the Netflix series, Singles' inferno. Real love is selfish, can't be shared. Even a seasoned Cassonva can be burnt when he meets his real match.
Good luck to you when you open the Pandora Box.

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by Joverick

wonder if got any "offsite (onsite at a client's premises)" adventures or not hehe

Nope. Don't have.

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Totally agree. The two of them are the two extreme. EOS was likely an extreme player that decided his marriage is more important than any hot chick out there, while Mark is the one that while claiming his want to put a stop to being used like a dildo, reamain a willing dildo.
While things are fine, then it's sunshine. One day when Jas and him get into some fights when Jas got involved with some random dicks, she may tell Mark he's been doing that, to literally any pussy nearby. I ready lost track how many he had, it's easier to lock down on those that are work in progress.
Toxic indeed. This definitely won't last, time will catch up on libido, especially for men. When your dick is over used, will wear off faster than not. Mark my words. Lol.

Then I guess it'll be my karma when it happens. Lol.

For now Jasmine appears to be happy. And I'm happy doing what she wants. If later on she uses it against me then I guess you predicted right. But that's life right?

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Try watching the Netflix series, Singles' inferno. Real love is selfish, can't be shared. Even a seasoned Cassonva can be burnt when he meets his real match.
Good luck to you when you open the Pandora Box.

Ah.more stuff to catch up on. Will check it out. Thanks!

[Shrouded]

So I was seconded to a healthcare company to help out in their operations.

It was an eye opener for me, as I didn't realise exactly how fast paced it was. Thankfully, at this company, operations mainly centered around frontline customer service/relations. Of course, being a guy I guess, whenever there was an IT issue, or if a random medical device broke down, they left it up to me to troubleshoot and contact vendors if required. I wondered if this was something like what EoS was working as, since he did mention to me that he was in healthcare operations.

I gained a new appreciation for the job, it was way more taxing than what I'd been doing so far, but thankfully the learning curve wasn't that steep. Other than learning to use the Customer Management Software, and the various web portals for insurance, I settled in pretty quickly.

Some background of the company, it was a SME, with 6 clinics islandwide, mostly in the heartland areas, and near MRT stations, so I didn't really have to worry about finding car park and paying full day parking fees. Time spent on public transport also allowed me to catch up on Netflix as well as write a little.

Adapting from one female dominated workplace to another was rather easy, everyone was so busy doing their own things that they generally left me alone. But I wondered if the trend in healthcare frontline was to hire as many pleasant-looking females as possible. Perhaps as with most frontline jobs, the first impression counts. Even in the consultation & treatment rooms, the doctors were rather young, mostly female, and easy on the eye. I guess other than the boss, who supposedly was the friend of my boss, I was the only guy in this organization.

One big difference here was that there was no Rebecca-like character who would openly flirt with me. The staff were also largely multinational, as besides Singaporeans, numerous others came from Asian countries like Malaysia, Philippines, Indonesia, Myanmar, Thailand and India. I wondered how the company managed to do so given the quotas involved, but later found out that the majority of them were PR, or LOC holders.

After the second week of mostly frontline duties on rotation at the different branches, Shirlyn actually dropped by to see how I was doing and to ask if I was ok with extending for another 2 weeks as they were still unable to hire. I didn't feel good turning her down so I agreed. I could see how stretched the staff at each outlet was, and how covid was affecting their staffing. Perhaps I too would soon contract covid as well, since the next omicron wave was supposedly coming.

My fellow customer service associate, a slightly older than me Filipino lady named Melissa, nudged me after Shirlyn left.

M: Girlfriend?

Me: Oh no Ate, that's my GM.

M: She's pretty. And you don't have to call me Ate all the time. I'm not that much older than you.

Me: She's ok I guess. But everyone here calls you Ate.

She sighed.

M: What to do, they're all younger than me.

Melissa's backstory was that she followed her husband over here when he took up a job decades ago. They both eventually became PR, then citizens.

In any case, if anyone is wondering, there were no illicit affairs going on. Almost everyone there seemed to be in happy marriages, and those on work passes were happily attached.

On the Friday night of the first 2 week period, I met up with Nat at the request of Jasmine, having not satisfied her previously.

After enjoying her blowjob, then letting her use me to her satisfaction, we actually sat in her living room for a chat after she sucked me dry to finish then had a shower.

N: Hey… how's everything with Jas and you?

Me: We're fine.

N: You know sometimes I feel bad about this. Jas is so willing to let me have you.

Me: I guess it makes her happy.

N: Does it really?

Me: I don't know. Did you ask her?

N: Nah. We don't really talk about this. But I hope you're satisfying her enough. I asked if she wanted Darren again but she always declined.

Me: I know.

N: And she didn't manage to get EoS. Don't think she was that interested in him though.

Me: He isn't interested anyway.

N: Yeah. Pity. He's got a nice dick.

Me: Guess so.

N: Glad she is ok with this.

Me: Didn't Jason make a reappearance?

N: He did. But he's not here frequently.

Me: If he's over frequently would we stop?

N: I know you don't want to do this, but yet you're here whenever she tells you to. Why?

Me: If Jas wants me to I will. There's no other reason why. I do enjoy your blowjobs, and you're damn tight. But it's just sex.

N: You're so irritating. Lucky I really like your size, otherwise I guess Jas would be your only partner. But you know you can turn me down.

Me: I wish she was. And I'm hoping if or when we get together for real all this will stop. I don't want to upset her for the time being.

N: How do you know she'll get upset if you turn me down?

Me: Will you be upset?

N: I'll be irritated. Like I'm horny and I can't satisfy it.

Me: And if you get irritated, you'll complain to Jas?

N: Of course! I'll whine to her. Hahaha.

Me: Then she'll get irritated with me. Cos I didn't do what she wanted.

N: Ah.

Me: So I'll just do as I'm told.

N: Even if you don't really enjoy it?

Me: Well… that's subjective. You enjoy it right?

N: Obviously!

Me: Then it's fine.

N: Anyway why did she get Shirlyn involved again? I heard it was a pretty wild night.

Me: It was. But that was it. Nothing else happened after that.

N: So no sex for the past 2 weeks?

Me: Nope.

N: No wonder your cum was so thick. I almost choked.

Me: Well…

N: Poor thing. You've been deprived.

Me: Not really.

N: Since you don't mind, I wanna do it again.

Me: Sure.

She pulled off my berms and boxers right there in the living room and made me hard again with her mouth, before capping me, then climbing on. She wasn't really wet but the condom provided enough lubrication. She rode herself to orgasm again and didn't stop as long as I could stay hard for her.

We showered again once we were done as we were both sweaty. I headed back home and found Jasmine in bed with her iPad.

J: Satisfied her?

Me: I hope so.

J: Good.

Me: What about you?

J: What about me what?

Me: Are you satisfied?

J: What do you mean?

Me: Sexually?

J: Hahahahahaha. What? Since when haven't I been satisfied sexually?

Me: I don't know. Just worried.

J: Because I keep whoring you out? Haha.

Me: Maybe?

J: You don't enjoy sex with them?

Me: I rather it be with you.

J: Awww… so sweet. Come here.

She pulled me towards her and kissed me, reaching down to my dick and stroking it. Despite the earlier exertions, it grew upon feeling her touch.

J: Wow. So hard. Should I send you back to Nat?

Me: What?

J: Or should I call Shirlyn over?

Me: What???

J: Haha. You should see your face. So cute.

Me: Don't scare me.

J: Sure…

She pushed my head down towards her crotch and I removed her shorts, she wasn't wearing any panties.

I moved in, inhaling the scent of her feminine wash, running my tongue along her labia before reaching her clit. I pulled back the hood and flicked at it with my tongue.

She grabbed my head and held it in place as I continued licking. I slid a finger in. She was soaking inside.

She pulled me up.

J: I want it inside.

I got up and positioned myself at the entrance, rubbing my dickhead on her clit.

J: Hurry up la!

I slid in, feeling her pussy grip my cock as I entered slowly.

J: Fuck me hard.

I pounded her hard and fast, wondering how she could take it when our pubic bones clashed. She rubbed her clit violently as I thrust with all my might.

J: Argh… where's my toy?

Me: In the drawer?

I stopped pounding and reached over to open the drawer, fishing around for her vibrator.

J: Who said you can stop?

I quickly found it and passed it to her. She tried to turn it on but it didn't work. I continued pounding her.

J: Fuck. No battery.

Me: Means you drained it?

J: Yeah. You were so tired recently, I couldn't bear to ask you to fuck me.

Me: And yet you asked me to fuck others?

J: Well yes. I don't actually need a lot of sex you know? I don't know why we had so much sex previously.

Me: Huh?

J: Well, five years without sex… you try la… of course I'll want to have a lot of sex… then it normalizes…

Me: But you have a toy…

J: I always had toys. Now and then. But nothing beats your cock ok?

She pulled me towards her for a kiss again.

J: Cumming yet? Cum inside me.

Me: Erm no? Don't know if there's anything left.

J: Oh? Then don't stop until you cum inside me.

Me: This might take awhile.

J: That's good.

We kissed again.

I thrust as fast as I could without getting a hard attack, but my cock was already relatively numb. Through her moans, and the contractions in her pussy, I could tell she was really enjoying it.

Maybe it was her plan all along. Maybe I didn't last long enough so she needed me drained before having sex so she could have me fuck her longer.

The more I pumped, the wetter she felt, but it didn't help me much as I needed more friction to cum, but she was clearly enjoying herself.

Her nails dug into my neck and back when she grabbed me as we kissed. In between moans she kept telling me to cum inside her and fill her up, and not to stop.

I was already sweating like I ran a marathon, and the sweat had already dripped onto her and onto the bed.

It was probably around half an hour of non-stop thrusting that I felt an urge. She sensed it and wrapped her legs around my back as I released a tiny shot inside her.

I rolled off, catching my breath.

J: Amazing.

Me: I'm dying.

J: You won't die so easily.

Me: I hope not.

She laughed and dragged me to the shower.

J: I guess we have to do laundry again.

There was a sweat outline of her body on the bed, and a huge patch of wetness where her pussy was.

Me: Did you squirt?

J: I think so… I stopped counting the orgasms after 15 minutes.

Me: Wow. Ok.

J: See. You can pleasure me. Don't worry about it.

Me: But can I not pleasure others? I just want to be with you.

J: It will stop when we're married. When I can marry you legally.

Me: Right.

J: Just have all the fun you want now please.

Me: Seems like you want me to have fun. What about yourself?

J: Me? Hahaha… I've already had Darren. What more fun could I want?

Me: Jason? EoS?

J: I don't know if you recall, but Jason was one of the first few people EoS recommended when I wanted a threesome. And he's a fucking chauvinistic pig.

Me: Oh?

J: Surprised you don't recall. And as for EoS… well… of course I wouldn't mind if you don't mind.

Me: But he minds.

J: Yup.

Me: And Shirlyn?

J: What about her?

Me: Erm. The way you pleasured her.

J: Oh! Hahaha! I was just experimenting. Doing the stuff you did to me. It's quite erotic doing it with another girl.

Me: Oh.

J: Why? Did she say who did it better?

Me: No… but I think she was surprised. Are you bi now?

J: Nah.

Me: Right.

We continued the shower and went to bed.

I was pretty sure my whole body would ache the next morning.