Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by sean69

sorry man.. i dun know her personally and i dun know if she wants my help...

Help to grab her butt, is it?

[asdfghjkl]

hehe.. so many interesting guys here..

[2centsworth]

Trying to remember this meeting. The lady is from this forum. The ending was unusual. We chatted about topics of the day in my car. Topics of the day were the 2 videos that showed the Ah lian and auntie quarrelling on the train and the meaty lingzhi which turned out to be a sex toy.

Know a girl from this chat room
Over time a friendship bloom
Happened she is free that day
Asked her out she said okay
Drove my car to her address
She stood there in a red dress
Happy chit-chat on the way
Chat of topics of the day
Train fight due to lack of room
China found a new mushroom

Sex toy become rare mushroom
Meaty Lingzhi in full bloom
Lingzhi has 2 unique sides
One side look like a backside
Next side look like vagina
News went viral in China
Report still say Qin Shi Wang
Not the fame the village want
Wah lau! Who throw toy in well?
Village kenna mocked like hell

M R T is battle ground
Crazy auntie run around
Before scold you, Lian say please
Ah Lian’s fury then unleash
Chao Chee Bye! Lian so auto
Let you sit, still take photo!!!
Ah Lian if she’s from China
Then you are old vagina
Old vagina Lao Chee Bye
Sell in Geylang lousy price

Funny news just make her laugh
World is full of funny stuff
She has pair of lovely eyes
Meet up soon end. You know why?
Car made left turn, hear loud POM!
Tyre burst and she went home
First time meet up tyre sag
Next time meet up pop air bag
Wait by road for my tow truck
Curse my luck lah, what the fuck

Still thought meeting will go smooth
Must be cursed by Big Bad Wolf
Meet up so short sure feel vex
Meet up faster than quick sex
Read till here need three minutes
Meet up lasted five minutes
Could this be case of no fate
Who thinks I’ll get second date?

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by hannibald

Jasdude should know. I tried asking him once. he didn't reply. http://sammyreviews.store/showpos...ostcount=10982

Originally Posted by hannibald

oh. ic but the 3 of us aren't victims. take cab to east coast from tuas to find her you pay? you want my bank a/c no? $50 will do. if got extra I'll refund you

Originally Posted by sammyleaks

Ohhh since u not a victim! what are you? crusader of justice or a super busy body? Join the police force, we need men like you!

Originally Posted by hannibald

I'm a sammyleaks supporter. all kinds of leaks I like.

Originally Posted by sammyleaks

You like golden shower huh? come come open ur mouth! I take a leak into it!

I wanted to reply. But saw you are not a victim and just a busybody. Nevertheless do I have to be the guarantor for everyone that attends my gatherings of their past? Further more I don't know head or tail of RV past. I do not judge people on their past neither do i discriminate. The best example you.

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

u kena cheated and dumped ??? becos u kena caught as u hv been in the scene for 7 to 8 yrs ???

http://sammyreviews.store/showthr...t=#post7323124

Originally Posted by Bigbadwolfff

So stupid no wonder cheated and dumped. Very lucky nv ask to castrate u alr loh.. Or u dun have kkj to be castrate??

Must be karma working........

Originally Posted by hannibald

Hi there,
Free massage for ladies, comparable to professionals.
PM me !

Originally Posted by 吸干我精子

You want free fuck say la. Thats the bottom line thingy u want in exchange for the massage. So u work as masseur before or u pick up the skill from all the MP and HC u went to? Pro in massaging Pros maybe.

Originally Posted by Bigbadwolfff

Cheapskate wan free fuck dun act say give free massage lei... U wan u go massage ur mother and fuck her loh.
I'm sure ur mother cb so loose already she won't mind letting u piak piak piak

[calamari]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

Trying to remember this meeting. The lady is from this forum. The ending was unusual. We chatted about topics of the day in my car. Topics of the day were the 2 videos that showed the Ah lian and auntie quarrelling on the train and the meaty lingzhi which turned out to be a sex toy.

Know a girl from this chat room
Over time a friendship bloom
Happened she is free that day
Asked her out she said okay
Drove my car to her address
She stood there in a red dress
Happy chit-chat on the way
Chat of topics of the day
Train fight due to lack of room
China found a new mushroom

Sex toy become rare mushroom
Meaty Lingzhi in full bloom
Lingzhi has 2 unique sides
One side look like a backside
Next side look like vagina
News went viral in China
Report still say Qin Shi Wang
Not the fame the village want
Wah lau! Who throw toy in well?
Village kenna mocked like hell

M R T is battle ground
Crazy auntie run around
Before scold you, Lian say please
Ah Lian’s fury then unleash
Chao Chee Bye! Lian so auto
Let you sit, still take photo!!!
Ah Lian if she’s from China
Then you are old vagina
Old vagina Lao Chee Bye
Sell in Geylang lousy price

Funny news just make her laugh
World is full of funny stuff
She has pair of lovely eyes
Meet up soon end. You know why?
Car made left turn, hear loud POM!
Tyre burst and she went home
First time meet up tyre sag
Next time meet up pop air bag
Wait by road for my tow truck
Curse my luck lah, what the fuck

Still thought meeting will go smooth
Must be cursed by Big Bad Wolf
Meet up so short sure feel vex
Meet up faster than quick sex
Read till here need three minutes
Meet up lasted five minutes
Could this be case of no fate
Who thinks I’ll get second date?

I'm too stupid to understand.

[Ladyrain]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

Didn't want to hijack Lady Rain's thread. Since you are in my thread now, let me explain in greater detail to you. She had a previous thread (now deleted) where she said she got airplaned twice. She then ask if the guys in the forum are real men (you can take it or not?). Someone asked her then if she's a real girl or a reporter or a transvestite. So in jest, I offered to meet her to confirm she's a lady. My role was to confirm that she is a lady and to rate her looks. Things got messy before the meet up due to zappings. In fact, some bros even wrote down that I should be careful about meeting her. I met her with a lot of apprehension.

The meeting went well and she turns out to be both pleasant and pretty. Had a chat, a drink and I sent her home. Nothing changed just because she is pretty. My role is I-Meet, I-Rate, I-Post. There were questions on why I didn't apply or what she thinks of me (your question) etc. My role ended when we parted and I've no intention of meeting her again. So there will never be a
part 2 for Lady Rain and I. I'm just glad I survived the meet up without her shouting and pouring drinks at me (which she wrote down in 2 PMs that she
will due to the flaming and zapping in her thread before our meeting).

I thought I'm meeting her to sort of stand up for the guys here. That we are real men who have the guts to meet up. Before the meet up, I get zapped for trying to meet her. After the meet up, when I say she is pretty, I get zapped too (for meeting her). Points don't mean anything of course but the reason behind the zap is quite interesting. Didn't I sort of uncover a pretty lady for the rest of the guys?

Oh my! 2centsworth! I'm very goon lah! I don't know this thread existed! Until
no news FR you so I look for your footprints. And saw this. Thank you ah. Am feeling very unwell now and not so giggly today.. Now abit better after
reading. hope you get to see your lunch lady soon!

[Bigbadwolfff]

Originally Posted by calamari

I'm too stupid to understand.

U too stupid to understand or TS too stupid to write properly for ppl to understand?


Bro TS, nt that I wan to add salt to ur wound bt since u already shamelessly, openly and gladly shout out loud ur father and mother already up lorry, guess u wouldn't mind abt them anymore rite? And since u enjoy composing poetry so much, can u write us a poem of ur bei bu deaths and ur grievance(if u have any) abt it??? Steady Pom Pi Pi lah bro Neng Jiam

[吸干我精子]

2centsworth is odd and a geek.
He's a snore and a fiend and a freak.
He's an arrogant monkey,
A belligerent junkie,
He's repellent, the ignorant sneak.

My first limerick!

Hannibald, the sickening brat!
He's a bellicose, terrible rat.
He's a genderless goob,
A recalcitrant boob,
And an ignorant, purulent prat.

My second limerick!

[xibaxian]

Things get hot again.

I always treating every cases as stories, afterall this is sex forum. Just read and get over it.

I never know inside Sex Forum needs strong reputation !!

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by 吸干我精子

2centsworth is odd and a geek.
He's a snore and a fiend and a freak.
He's an arrogant monkey,
A belligerent junkie,
He's repellent, the ignorant sneak.

My first limerick!

Thanks.

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by calamari

I'm too stupid to understand.

Part 1 talks about how I got to know her. Normally when I meet friends from this forum, it's common to talk about the threads and posts here. Part 2 and 3 talks about forum-related stuff. Let me redirect you to the relevant threads. Perhaps you had missed out on reading them.

Part 2 talks about this. http://sammyreviews.store/showthr...x+toy+mushroom

Part 3 talks about http://sammyreviews.store/showthr...ht=ah+lian+mrt

Part 4 about what happened next and how the meeting ends.

[vin2324]

Originally Posted by jasdude

I wanted to reply. But saw you are not a victim and just a busybody. Nevertheless do I have to be the guarantor for everyone that attends my gatherings of their past? Further more I don't know head or tail of RV past. I do not judge people on their past neither do i discriminate. The best example you.[/B][/COLOR]

Total agree wif U jasdude...

[xibaxian]

Everyone loves pushing the faults, but don't forget u made the decisions of whatever, why whooshed away when things are not as per your self-preferred.

Damn lame

[SA23]

Originally Posted by jasdude

I wanted to reply. But saw you are not a victim and just a busybody. Nevertheless do I have to be the guarantor for everyone that attends my gatherings of their past? Further more I don't know head or tail of RV past. I do not judge people on their past neither do i discriminate. The best example you.

True i too agree wif what Jasdude has said

[Bigbadwolfff]

Bro Neng Jiam.. Nt that I wan to bring ur deceased parents up. Bt with ur behavior it reflects badly hw they brought u up when they r still ard. Or rather.. they had nvr brought u up at all. So u ar Ni Bo ka Si keep Kao bei Kao bu here like their graves are here...