SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[DaHulk]

Originally Posted by ds88

i was carrying my gf into her room
then got careless and banged her head on the doorway
didi jitao died cos too concerned for her head
totally no mood even though it wasn't a bad knock.

She got sue you for attempted murder?

[fictionman]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Glad to hear u and FB still at it....

Ur last post hinted u initialted breakup or something?

Or is this a new FB? Damn power lah you!

Haha bro...I wrote "ex-fb"...aka wechat gf...Yes we hv broken up...And no new fb la...Im still sad abt our break-up...I dun wan to go thru all this heartache anymore....Just wat to move on in my life...

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing your jialat story.

Originally Posted by PayFuckForget

I oso got 1 jialat story.

I was still in NS when this happened. My friend invited us over to her g/f's place for a birthday party and in the end I hit off pretty well with the g/f's sister.
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Needless to say, we weren't friends anymore after my friend tried to kill me.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

Originally Posted by fictionman

Took halfday to meet my ex-fb in a hotel....Had great sex fm 2pm till 8pm...

We bathe tog b4 checking out...Took cab home & upon reaching my front door, realise i smell so nice fm the body shampoo at the hotel...Its smell is completely diff fm the body shampoo i used at home...Usually my wife will hug me when i rch home...Confirm she will notice the diff smell on me...

Quickly ran downstairs & went for a quick run to sweat myself...Aft 5 mins of running, my body is covered in sweat smell...Let my sweat dried up then only i made my way home...Wife greeted me...No suspicion...Took off my shirt & put it in the washing machine b4 gg for my bathe hahaha...

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by ds88

i was carrying my gf into her room
then got careless and banged her head on the doorway
didi jitao died cos too concerned for her head
totally no mood even though it wasn't a bad knock.

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for all your support.

I tried not to talk Politics here and things related to gahmen policy.

Please post your sexual related jialat stories here.

[Sturmgrenadier]

Years ago when I was in the army (NS), we used to chiong KTV or go clubbing every weekend until the money ran out - which usually meant 1-2 weekends max.

I remember this one time we were pretty destitute and didn't have a lot of cash between us - so some champion in the group suggested that we go to a lup sup bar in Geylang and try our luck.

Never been lup sup bar before and so we naively agreed lor. Once reach there, the mamasan was surprised to see such young men there and was very happy to show us inside.

We were ushered into a dimly lit room with just a big "U" shaped sofa, a table and nothing else. We ordered coffee shop style big bottles of beer for cheap and were very pleased with ourselves thinking we had found a cheap place to teh neh neh.

Until the mamasan arrived with the girls....wah lan eh they were fucking aunties in their 40's or 50's dressed in OTT getai style dressing lor and they were actually EAGER to sit with such young men rather than the usual lao tikos's that they literally chose us rather than us asking them to sit.

As luck would have it? There was not enough girls and left two of us guys that haven't got a girl yet and the worst part is that it was a super tua leng gong (super fat aunty) with humongous neh neh thinking of me or my buddy to choose from.

My buddy fast hand fast leg as I was sat there paralyzed with disgust and fear and got up to "go toilet" wor and so I tio the big fatty sit with me.

Jialat rite? But thats not the worst thing.

The worst thing was that she literally pull my arm, pinned it under her sweaty armpit and FORCED me to fondle her disgusting boobs lor.

knnbccbpuipuipuipuipui. Still haven't forgiven my army buddy till this day lol - but really its my own fault for being slow lah.

Jialat bo?

[Mastodonman]

Originally Posted by Sturmgrenadier

Years ago when I was in the army (NS), we used to chiong KTV or go clubbing every weekend until the money ran out - which usually meant 1-2 weekends max.

I remember this one time we were pretty destitute and didn't have a lot of cash between us - so some champion in the group suggested that we go to a lup sup bar in Geylang and try our luck.

Never been lup sup bar before and so we naively agreed lor. Once reach there, the mamasan was surprised to see such young men there and was very happy to show us inside.

We were ushered into a dimly lit room with just a big "U" shaped sofa, a table and nothing else. We ordered coffee shop style big bottles of beer for cheap and were very pleased with ourselves thinking we had found a cheap place to teh neh neh.

Until the mamasan arrived with the girls....wah lan eh they were fucking aunties in their 40's or 50's dressed in OTT getai style dressing lor and they were actually EAGER to sit with such young men rather than the usual lao tikos's that they literally chose us rather than us asking them to sit.

As luck would have it? There was not enough girls and left two of us guys that haven't got a girl yet and the worst part is that it was a super tua leng gong (super fat aunty) with humongous neh neh thinking of me or my buddy to choose from.

My buddy fast hand fast leg as I was sat there paralyzed with disgust and fear and got up to "go toilet" wor and so I tio the big fatty sit with me.

Jialat rite? But thats not the worst thing.

The worst thing was that she literally pull my arm, pinned it under her sweaty armpit and FORCED me to fondle her disgusting boobs lor.

knnbccbpuipuipuipuipui. Still haven't forgiven my army buddy till this day lol - but really its my own fault for being slow lah.

Jialat bo?

Luckily i haven't ate dinner. If not read liao sure puke one lol

[kuasimi]

Originally Posted by kapitan_kirk

The keywords here are "hipster enclave". Prices for housing have been dropping and such units are not representative.

Our choices are there for us to make. If I cannot afford it, I would be very selective about the type of housing and education. I certainly wouldn't insist on private transportation.

If you go PropertyGuru, housing prices are still high and need decades of loans to pay off.

Even if you support PAP, no need to blow cannon and talk fantasy.

You are just repeating PAP mantra here. Even if Singaporeans tighten belts, bite bullets, lower expectations, downgrade to Third World lifestyle to accomodate PAP policies, it does not mean problems and higher cost of living will go away instantly and problem solved. Increased cost of living will continue.

Increased Cost of Living was induced by many PAP policies. Even if you dont buy house, dont buy car, dont attend university to accomodate rising cost of living, it will not stop PAP policies from causing rising cost of living. In fact, your actions cause a drop in standard of living. You still dare to say you are living in First World standards?

You are like DJ Jamie Yeo who is a PAP fanatic and when people say PAP made Singapore expensive to live and bring up children, she quote cities like New York and London are more expensive and Singapore's low crime rate makes Singapore a choice for children to grow up in.

She brought up more expensive cities without showing evidence and but it does not mean Singapore is not expensive by itself even if other cities were more expensive.

Alot of cities around the world, people can go home without being robbed or raped and the citizens still changed Government at elections. It is not just Singapore. She make it sound Singapore is the only country in the world where people can go home without being robbed or raped. Sometimes, stupidity cannot be cured.


http://mothership.sg/2015/11/radio-d...stuff-website/

http://mothership.sg/2015/02/singlet...lee-is-ronnie/

[kapitan_kirk]

All I did was raise a couple of points and you begin your name calling.

I shall not bother to respond to your posts going forward. Seems you'd much rather go on with your rhetoric than engage in proper discourse.

Carry on then.

Originally Posted by kuasimi

If you go PropertyGuru, housing prices are still high and need decades of loans to pay off.

Even if you support PAP, no need to blow cannon and talk fantasy.

You are just repeating PAP mantra here. Even if Singaporeans tighten belts, bite bullets, lower expectations, downgrade to Third World lifestyle to accomodate PAP policies, it does not mean problems and higher cost of living will go away instantly and problem solved. Increased cost of living will continue.

Increased Cost of Living was induced by many PAP policies. Even if you dont buy house, dont buy car, dont attend university to accomodate rising cost of living, it will not stop PAP policies from causing rising cost of living. In fact, your actions cause a drop in standard of living. You still dare to say you are living in First World standards?

You are like DJ Jamie Yeo who is a PAP fanatic and when people say PAP made Singapore expensive to live and bring up children, she quote cities like New York and London are more expensive and Singapore's low crime rate makes Singapore a choice for children to grow up in.

She brought up more expensive cities without showing evidence and but it does not mean Singapore is not expensive by itself even if other cities were more expensive.

Alot of cities around the world, people can go home without being robbed or raped and the citizens still changed Government at elections. It is not just Singapore. She make it sound Singapore is the only country in the world where people can go home without being robbed or raped. Sometimes, stupidity cannot be cured.


http://mothership.sg/2015/11/radio-d...stuff-website/

http://mothership.sg/2015/02/singlet...lee-is-ronnie/

[kuasimi]

Originally Posted by kapitan_kirk

All I did was raise a couple of points and you begin your name calling.

I shall not bother to respond to your posts going forward. Seems you'd much rather go on with your rhetoric than engage in proper discourse.

Carry on then.

I am speaking facts and not rhetoric even if it sounds bad to you. I did not call you names though.

Proper discourse is spelling out facts, not fantasies. Proper discourse does not mean only PAP is right.

I have heard enough of PAP asking Singaporeans to tighten belts, bite bullets and lower expectations but PAP themselves refuse to lower their own expectations, tighten belts and bite bullets. PAP increased their own salaries by 60% instead, spent 100% more to 1 billion of taxpayers money on rejuvenating their own party grassroots and took hardline actions against bloggers and social media that were from opponents side but left a Anti-WP and a WP Hate Site call FAP alone.

If PAP policies are that good, why PAP constantly ask Singaporeans to tighten belts, bite bullets and lower expectations? Why Bread & Butter issues and Cost of Living occupy top placings in every election for 50 years?

The entire world had improved materially. iPhones, Samsungs, Nikes are found in other countries too, not only in Singapore. It is obvious PAP style economics model depend alot on citizens constantly accumulating debts to fund an average lifestyle. e.g. Singaporeans paid the highest in the world for rights to watch British football. This is really the jialat case.

[startthread]

Sam should empower TS to remove unwanted interfering post(noise) that superimpose with the wanted post(signal).

[49049]

Originally Posted by startthread

Sam should empower TS to remove unwanted interfering post(noise) that superimpose with the wanted post(signal).

Not not give TS the power to ban anyone he don't like?

[Babyrexx]

Simply can't understand why some people just don't understand that this is not a forum for them to rant their personal political dissatisfaction in. Grow up. Get a live and move on. Stop wasting our time with your political post..

[NoisyBarker49]

Originally Posted by Babyrexx

Simply can't understand why some people just don't understand that this is not a forum for them to rant their personal political dissatisfaction in. Grow up. Get a live and move on. Stop wasting our time with your political post..

Fully agree .... you should say this to tele-mati too