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[siam66]

Once upon a time, there live a very rich, lonely old man. One day he met a young and beautiful girl but unfortunately the girl was only after his wealth. As the young girl KC skills were too strong for the old man, he eventually fell into her trap and agreed to transfer all his assets to her name. 1 night after a love-making session, the girl told the old man : " Honey, I have decided. Yours is too small, always cannot satisfied me and by tomorrow night, if you cannot show me a bigger one, I will leave you." The old man then replied : "What? How can you do this to me? If you leave me, I will be broke and homeless?". The girl the replied : " I dun care, thats is your problem and you better start thinking of a way now." Then she went to sleep, leaving the poor old man to ponder what to do next.

The next morning, the worried old man still couldnt think of a way and went out to seek some help from his friends. While walking, a bomoh noticed him and asked him why he looked so worried. He told the bomoh his story and after hearing it the bomoh said : " Dun worry. I will make sure your girl wont leave
you." He then touched the old man head and started chanting. After a while he stopped and explained to the old man that he had cast a spell on him. Every time when he did a good deed and recieved a thanks, his cock will grow a inch longer. The old man was very happy, thanks the bomoh and went home, wanting to break the good news to his girl.

On the way home, he saw a lady dropped some oranges. Out of kindness, he quickly went to help. The lady then said : "Thanks". Suddenly the old man shivered once and felt funny below. He then suddenly remembered what the bomoh told him. He quickly went to a public toilet, pulled down his pants and saw that his cock was really an inch longer now !!!!! He was very happy but decided to do another good deed to make it longer, to play safe just in case his girl complained again. Luck was with him again as he saw a old lady this time dropping some coins from her purse. He quickly went to pick up all the coins and hand it back to the old lady. She was very grateful and said to him : " Wow. You are certainly very kind. Thanks a million !!!!!". The old man suddenly shivered violently continuously...............hehehee...........

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

No problem lah

Dun forget my beersssssssssssssss hor

Hehehe. Ok lau da we try not to forget

[jsparrow]

Camping camping.... 1 inch bomoh story....

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha........yes yes very interesting indeed. .......paiseh paiseh lau da......cant wait for you......always have a next time, right ?.......hehee.....

Originally Posted by bonkning

ahsiam n me got to report oc , almost kena charge . .

I received a surprising whatsapp msg so gotta rush off to settle something important.

Our bro Pink went to one of the house for release hehehe

[siam66]

Originally Posted by jsparrow

Camping camping.... 1 inch bomoh story....

Hahahahaha.......camping for more jokes?......hehee.....okok 1 more specially for you since you camping.......hahahaha.......but must wait for a while hor , my typing veri slow lar........hehee........

[Prince7]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha.......camping for more jokes?......hehee.....okok 1 more specially for you since you camping.......hahahaha.......but must wait for a while hor , my typing veri slow lar........hehee........

Hehehee siam this joke a good one hehehe

[bonkning]

i think i hear this b4 last time in my primary school from the classmate i told u , thomas...but joke 30 yrs ago i forgot the ending liao . ..
u must be thomas big brother ah . . . hehehe...

[siam66]

The scene is in a bar at the north pole. 2 drunk men, a texas man & a eskimo man were still drinking furiously at the bar counter.

Eskimo man : We eskimo man are the most handsome and most courageous man on earth.
Texas man : Bullshit !!! What you eskimo man can do, we texas man can do even better !!!
Eskimo man : Oh..... Izzit ??? Then prove it by doing 3 things.
Texas man : No worries....... what izzit ???
Eskimo man : First....I want you to finished a whole bottle of whisky in 1 gulp.
Second.......I want you to go and killed a bear with your bare hands and lastly I want you to go and make love to our most ugliest eskimo lady.
Texas man : Hahahaha.......that is easy as abc.......give me the whisky now and I will show you what we texas man can do.

The texas man then start gulping down the whisky. After finishing, he smashed the bottle at the counter, pushed the door open and went into the jungle looking for a bear to kill. An hour later, he came staggered back into the bar. His clothes were all torn and tattered, blooding was streaming down his face. He walked towards the eskimo man, grabbed his shirt and said drunkardly : " Now where is the ugly eskimo lady which you want me to killed !!!!"................

[Meow^^]

Originally Posted by siam66

The scene is in a bar at the north pole. 2 drunk men, a texas man & a eskimo man were still drinking furiously at the bar counter.

Eskimo man : We eskimo man are the most handsome and most courageous man on earth.
Texas man : Bullshit !!! What you eskimo man can do, we texas man can do even better !!!
Eskimo man : Oh..... Izzit ??? Then prove it by doing 3 things.
Texas man : No worries....... what izzit ???
Eskimo man : First....I want you to finished a whole bottle of whisky in 1 gulp.
Second.......I want you to go and killed a bear with your bare hands and lastly I want you to go and make love to our most ugliest eskimo lady.
Texas man : Hahahaha.......that is easy as abc.......give me the whisky now and I will show you what we texas man can do.

The texas man then start gulping down the whisky. After finishing, he smashed the bottle at the counter, pushed the door open and went into the jungle looking for a bear to kill. An hour later, he came staggered back into the bar. His clothes were all torn and tattered, blooding was streaming down his face. He walked towards the eskimo man, grabbed his shirt and said drunkardly : " Now where is the ugly eskimo lady which you want me to killed !!!!"................

Nice one siam siam~

Good morning to all.....hehehe

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Nice one siam siam~

Good morning to all.....hehehe

Hahahahaha........ah meow, did you catch the joke fast ??? Some of my friends when I tell them this joke, a few of them were like , huh ??? May be I not a good joke teller lar........

[Meow^^]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha........ah meow, did you catch the joke fast ??? Some of my friends when I tell them this joke, a few of them were like , huh ??? May be I not a good joke teller lar........

But hor....North Pole have jungle meh? and i think he did KILL that ugly eskimo lady as you stated 'KILLED'......

[chingkuo]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

But hor....North Pole have jungle meh? and i think he did KILL that ugly eskimo lady as you stated 'KILLED'......

i think he meant polar bear


the "thanks a million" jokes is super funny, imagine that happen when he was banging that bitch

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

But hor....North Pole have jungle meh? and i think he did KILL that ugly eskimo lady as you stated 'KILLED'......

Hahahahaha....... waaaa.....didnt know you got veri sharp eyes and veri alert too.....hehee.....yes you got a point there....paiseh leow No lar he didnt killed the ugly eskimo lady....ah siam english no goot mah.... but then pity the bear lor. It must have put up a veri fierce struggle when it realised what the texas man actually wanted to do.....hahahaha.......

[siam66]

Originally Posted by chingkuo

i think he meant polar bear


the "thanks a million" jokes is super funny, imagine that happen when he was banging that bitch

Hahahaha.......a million inches???.....eeekkkkkk........

[BronzeGod]

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