What do you do when you masturbate?

[bigangry]

I read "Classical and Quantum Mechanics of the Damped Harmonic Oscillator" while I masturbate. Things like me enable to know when is the optimal time to shoot and shooting at which angle to shoot and which muscle to use..

[happywoody]

i look for that pesky lizard that's camping in the bathroom ......

[HPoirot]

I have OCD, so i must cum after stroking exactly 100 times. If i don't cum by the 100th stroke, i must eat an apple, wash my hands 100 times clockwise, 100 times anti-clockwise, switch the light on and off 100 times before i can try again.

So, to answer your question, i count while i masturbate.

[InnocentBlood]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[jitlong69]

I shake with my left hand and on my right I will hold 2 fifty dollar bills. After I shoot, I will tell myself...........I save 100 bucks

[DalangGoh]

I will usually make my dick hard and then hang it with a brick for about 5 mins then i will mastubate and cum in a glass then after that i will brew it 2gther with tea n drink it. What comes out of me will be finish by me. My mom teach me not to waste anything.

[pedo]

Enjoy the whole process wholeheartedly...work hard and cum hard. Be happy that you are a man

[blohsg]

whole Bunch of jokers ...

Maxpee - so how is the cold war with the OC ? maybe she'll cheer up a lil after you show her this thread ? or maybe you should reveal 2 her who you think of while you're giving yourself a HJ ?

[talismann]

Originally Posted by bigangry

I read "Classical and Quantum Mechanics of the Damped Harmonic Oscillator" while I masturbate. Things like me enable to know when is the optimal time to shoot and shooting at which angle to shoot and which muscle to use..

You got a lot of blood, bro, the blood bank is waiting for you. The saying that men have enough blood for only the penis or the brain doesn't apply to you.

[bloopz]

hahaha.. this is funny.. thanks for the funny answers guys..

[InnocentBlood]

Best. Thread. Ever

[hokkienguy]

pcc and orh pi sai at the same time.. save time

or i smoke lo

[rocklee]

use tenga and start surfing sbf!

[owl888]

Originally Posted by jim carey

well for me... i try to better my shooting distance....

today i stand 10 inches away from bedroom wall

tomolo i try 15 inches away

Originally Posted by ThaiBeautiful

For me, I try to better my target accuracy.

Use a dartboard to aim shooting accuracy.

Both your rooms must be very slimmy & sticky

[digby]

Originally Posted by jitlong69

I shake with my left hand and on my right I will hold 2 fifty dollar bills. After I shoot, I will tell myself...........I save 100 bucks

this is nice, on the rate that is going now, sometimes you may save more than 100