Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[michaelchw]

To TS, i think u got the human traffic directed to the orgies part liao....
I think u should take over the transport minister, u are doing such a good job in re-directing the traffic flow....hahaha

To LoveAngel, very well-written poem that is perfectly matching the TS's version.
Kudos to you! :-)

Oh....btw TS, i also a CAB (Cao Ah Beng) deep inside me

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by LoveAngel

I just got zapped by 2 more persons: one is a "point-less" man and the other said: "Don't be rude!"

Thanks for being the first girl to post here. Glad girls have sense of humour too. Will add you in a line in a future poem. Not being a chee hong, just a way of saying thanks. Nice rebuttal on your poem. I've gotten zapped too but it's ok. Everyone has a right to a view.

So for my next posting, I was wondering what you guys will want to read next. Here are the choices.

1. Save our SBF (more girl bashing)
2. Tribute to the 90s toilet door
3. What can go wrong?
4. Election Special, which female politician should our samstress ladies be? (Tin Pei Ling Vs Nicole Seah)
5. My name is Sherine

If there's any thread you want me to poke fun at, please let me know.

[Reoxy]

Dear TS,

Good luck to your thread. Mine has been shut down by TCSS controller. I have since relocated to the penthouse unit right at the top: TCSS. You may want to consider shifting too.

By the way, the ways of getting into a pussy are as follows:

1. Pay
2. Cheehong
3. God take pity
4. Rape (by force or drugs)

I still have to chee hong my wife everyday. Else she will not tease my cock.

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by ccoollyack

Girl bashing or not, it is important that we guys maintain our dignity and not let the other gender trample us over simply cos of their sexuality, and our lust. Its a bad combo. Stand up to our rights and not just be ruled by the little head down below!

Cheers

When I use my big head to think, I get to stay home and masturbate to porn.

When I use my little head to think, I get to fuck.

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Good luck to your thread. Mine has been shut down by TCSS controller

Need to clarify. This isn't a TCSS thread. This thread is a variation of the sex stories that people write. There will be sex and there will be SBF references. I think I better post more of what I have so that you guys can form an opinion. I hope the moderator don't shut down this thread just cos it's going to be based on limericks (a form of poem).

I was looking for an icon of SBF to write about. The Merlion is always linked to Singapore. So what icon (good or bad) is linked to SBF and SBF only? Over the years, the 1 consistent name that comes to mind is Sherine! She is the subject of my next poem.

Hope you guys can see better what I'm trying to do in this thread. Comments are always welcome.

[2centsworth]

Sherine

I am Sherine I am sad
Why do you guys call me fat???
Hundred fifty suck your cock
Show you how my blowjob rock
Nine four nine four you call me
Ask me if I today free
You guys know that I cock-tease
Fake my voice like girl with ease
I am girl from N U S
Some guys think with their ass

Book me Fragrance, Eighty-One
I will turn up, get job done
Get a room and wait for me
I will show up close to three
Ring the bell and start to hide
Kick the door and rush inside
Dress myself to meet you leh
Why you see me call me gay?
Pay me money I don’t want
I just want to drink your cum

Suck your cock you say well cum
Back at home you write you run?
In the room you say baby
Now you say I not lady???
One guy meet to ambush me
Say I should be history
Don’t come anymore to Sammy
If not I will be sorry
So I keep my profile low
Miss the cocks I used to blow

Why do guys make fun of me?
Always ask me meet newbie
Sometimes I feel like a joke
Hope for backside kenna poke
You know how you make me feel
Laugh like I am banana peel
With the new 2 I C rule
I can’t go straight to the room
So I ask to meet lobby
Meet then you run to Lor Bi... (road side in hokkien)

I am Sherine I am Sad
Why can’t you guys love me back?
Down here also got a Queen
Why you love her not Sherine?
I hate, I hate, 2 I C rule
Stop me, Stop Me, Meeting you
If I suck your cock for free
Will you spend some time with me?

[naturegreen]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

When I use my big head to think, I get to stay home and masturbate to porn.

When I use my little head to think, I get to fuck.

Must include whether does it involve $?

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

Sherine

I am Sherine ....

Wa bro creative leh!

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by naturegreen

Wa bro creative leh!

Hope you like it. Brings back memories of events only the older ones in this forum will remember. Need a link to see her face? Hope the moderator won't delete my thread. It's as good a read as any sex story, I feel.

Anyway, just wrote another 2 pieces of poem before I start work. Here's a list of what I might post next. Trying to get some audience participation going here, so let me know what you wish to see next.

1. Save our SBF (more girl bashing)
2. Tribute to the 90s toilet door
3. What can go wrong?
4. Election Special, which female politician should our samstress ladies be? (Tin Pei Ling Vs Nicole Seah)
5. Just a minute of your time (advised to post at a much later stage)
6. Sammyboyfor, the boss
7. Suck it up Baby...

[starystarynite]

1 and 4, pls TS...yr verse is really fun to read...

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

Thanks for being the first girl to post here. Glad girls have sense of humour too. Will add you in a line in a future poem. Not being a chee hong, just a way of saying thanks. Nice rebuttal on your poem. I've gotten zapped too but it's ok. Everyone has a right to a view.

So for my next posting, I was wondering what you guys will want to read next. Here are the choices.

1. Save our SBF (more girl bashing)
2. Tribute to the 90s toilet door
3. What can go wrong?
4. Election Special, which female politician should our samstress ladies be? (Tin Pei Ling Vs Nicole Seah)
5. My name is Sherine

If there's any thread you want me to poke fun at, please let me know.

[owl888]

TS, keep going with your poems. Upzz u my humble 2pts

[mikejess]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

I like SBF a lot for what it is, a guys forum. In here, we can just chat among fellow guys about our views towards sex, ladies, football etc. Destress and relax... It's nice that we can type what we feel without caring about what the ladies will think. Recently there has been an increase of girls in the orgies/swinging section looking for FB. Some girls just seek attention, I doubt if sex is even on the menu. As a result of these girl's arrival, some guys start to be 'Chee Hong' and type comments that won't be something a guy will say but something a girl will want to read. It's ok to share the forum with girls but i hope we guys don't lose our ability to bash women through words because we care about our female samsters. SBF is first and foremost, a forum for guys.

This thread is my attempt to poke fun at the girls in the orgies/swinging section. Stories written in paragraphs are common in SBF. I will be writing my observations in 8 line, 7 syllable Limerick style (nonsense poem aimed at humour). Hope you guys like it.

The glas making an efforts to post got to mean something about them...
I believe they are "sourcing" and waiting for the right catch.
These gals are not those seeking for ONS.

My personal view:
As such, I don't think it's wrong or we men in sbf should vilify any of them.

[hickeybites]

TS: ur creativity & writing rocks! Keep it up!!! Ur limericks started my Monday with a good laugh

My votes for No. 4 & No. 7

[eeemen]

Thanks for sharing something different. Very creative and imaginative!! , thanks bros & sis, cheers ......................

[thomas88]

This thread is very interesting with all the poems.....Please contribute more

[2centsworth]

Seems like option 4 is the preferred choice. Let me revamp it to make it edgier and post it later. Thanks for reading. What are my boundaries, I do wonder... Is it ok to add hokkien vulgarities because it does provide a comic angle and is very direct?