Any female wanna be my FB?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by georgemagnum

I wanted to use the word diameter.
But I worry engrish phofessor chak me ... So I check dictionary first

wahahha!! must be auto-correct. i also have wrong spelling there! should read as: "wow! first time i see people use this WORD here!!! u got INK!

[discordpiggy]

As someone mentioned to me, that due to the growing porn industry, perception of size (such as length or girth) matters and this had made some males felt quite insecure about their IT. so he had asked this question:

What do female actually like:
1) is it length first then girth, or girth first then length
2) shape of the head that appeals to the female-big?! small, mushroom pattern!?!

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

As someone mentioned to me, that due to the growing porn industry, perception of size (such as length or girth) matters and this had made some males felt quite insecure about their IT. so he had asked this question:

What do female actually like:
1) is it length first then girth, or girth first then length
2) shape of the head that appeals to the female-big?! small, mushroom pattern!?!

Care to share your preference? Since you mentioned.

[real_king]

Let me guess (discordpork)

Length as long as enough. the thicker the better.
Prefer straight. Non-curved.

Got pic to show?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by durianhead

Care to share your preference? Since you mentioned.

My answers are.... *drum roll

1) girth before length

Let me put it in my own singlish terms. However, I personally do not prefer too much of length, neither too much of girth. Because too long hurts and too thick hurts too... i am flesh and blood. try it yourself, imagine you have an EXTRA LONG and EXTRA THICK, gigantic bitter gourd continuously poking you... pain anot?!


not to mention, hands and mouth too small! how to do HJ and MJ?! it is all solid musCLE you know! epic fail right?! therefore, moral of the story, best is normal size and have lots of good fun pleasing each other. not pain, not hard on the hands and mouth.

2) shape of it

again, too big a head also makes it hard to shaft it in at the beginning... albeit pain and friction is good for rough sex and some bdsm... but, comeon! too much of it still a turnoff.



mouth need to open big, and need to stretch jaw muscle... tired le! LOLOL!!!

so best is normal just nice size de. ok?!

Porn industry is a fantasy. if idiots believe that they must have size and fit like porn stars, then they only want fantasy. That at the end of the day, will make themselves uber miserable. most importantly, its the chemistry and the personality of your partners, be it wives or girl friends. also if you have spend enough time understanding each others' likes and dislikes.

sorry I am not an expert. above is just personal point of perspective. and definitely no offence to anyone. i think when you reached a stage of sufficient understanding with the person you are having sex with; size, measurement, girth or length watever you wanna call it, will never ever be a bother. which means by the time you have that understanding, responsibilities and emotions kick it, some would say hweelings (as quoted by real_king). then the sexual journey would be indeed, truly, fulfilling.

sextisfied with my answers?!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by real_king

Let me guess (discordpork)

Length as long as enough. the thicker the better.
Prefer straight. Non-curved.

Got pic to show?

I take it that you had too much botox on your face that you can't eat chewy meat, that you can only imagine eating pork and became delirious... hence spelt my nick wrong...

you up me before?! how would you know what are my preferences?! what pic to show?! shouldn't you be showing yours?!

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

I take it that you had too much botox on your face that you can't eat chewy meat, that you can only imagine eating pork and became delirious... hence spelt my nick wrong...

you up me before?! how would you know what are my preferences?! what pic to show?! shouldn't you be showing yours?!

Remember ah huat the butcher?
Its all my porn fantasy imagination. Keke.

I scared I tio guiness for *****est if I showed mine.

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

My answers are.... *drum roll

1) girth before length

Let me put it in my own singlish terms. However, I personally do not prefer too much of length, neither too much of girth. Because too long hurts and too thick hurts too... i am flesh and blood. try it yourself, imagine you have an EXTRA LONG and EXTRA THICK, gigantic bitter gourd continuously poking you... pain anot?!


not to mention, hands and mouth too small! how to do HJ and MJ?! it is all solid musCLE you know! epic fail right?! therefore, moral of the story, best is normal size and have lots of good fun pleasing each other. not pain, not hard on the hands and mouth.

2) shape of it

again, too big a head also makes it hard to shaft it in at the beginning... albeit pain and friction is good for rough sex and some bdsm... but, comeon! too much of it still a turnoff.



mouth need to open big, and need to stretch jaw muscle... tired le! LOLOL!!!

so best is normal just nice size de. ok?!

Porn industry is a fantasy. if idiots believe that they must have size and fit like porn stars, then they only want fantasy. That at the end of the day, will make themselves uber miserable. most importantly, its the chemistry and the personality of your partners, be it wives or girl friends. also if you have spend enough time understanding each others' likes and dislikes.

sorry I am not an expert. above is just personal point of perspective. and definitely no offence to anyone. i think when you reached a stage of sufficient understanding with the person you are having sex with; size, measurement, girth or length watever you wanna call it, will never ever be a bother. which means by the time you have that understanding, responsibilities and emotions kick it, some would say hweelings (as quoted by real_king). then the sexual journey would be indeed, truly, fulfilling.

sextisfied with my answers?!

Chinese say: 够味就好！agree with your view. But what is "hweeling" can eat onot?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by real_king

Remember ah huat the butcher?
Its all my porn fantasy imagination. Keke.

I scared I tio guiness for *****est if I showed mine.

nah! its ok! i check you first, to see if you really pass the guiness book of records for the long est or the bigg est.

did you put too much stars * in your hang man!?

got pic to show???

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by durianhead

Chinese say: 够味就好！agree with your view. But what is "hweeling" can eat onot?

according to real_king... he said and I quote from his earlier post:

Originally Posted by real_king

oohhh baby. real king needs the hweeling one. nt neccessary must eat. All cats eat fish but he may choose to lick it abit and just step away.

apparently hweeling is abstract and cannot eat, only can HWEEL! see if you want to be the cat who licks and step away nia... or just want to anyhow eat fish!

are you the licker or the eater?!

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

nah! its ok! i check you first, to see if you really pass the guiness book of records for the long est or the bigg est.

did you put too much stars * in your hang man!?

got pic to show???

Me. Should b ****test.

I got pic. Wanna see? U still want to eat your dinner? Lolx.

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

according to real_king... he said and I quote from his earlier post:



apparently hweeling is abstract and cannot eat, only can HWEEL! see if you want to be the cat who licks and step away nia... or just want to anyhow eat fish!

are you the licker or the eater?!

Not I haolian. But I really choose to walk away from the fishy sometimes. Coz the smell was too overbearing. Lolx.

Mai hiam buay pai, ai hiam si ji tay sai

I declare myself as the chooser. :P

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by real_king

Not I haolian. But I really choose to walk away from the fishy sometimes. Coz the smell was too overbearing. Lolx.

Mai hiam buay pai, ai hiam si ji tay sai

I declare myself as the chooser. :P

So can do what? Lick and walk away, lick and eat it or simply eat it without lick? My angmo pri 3+ standard oni

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by real_king

Me. Should b ****test.

I got pic. Wanna see? U still want to eat your dinner? Lolx.

OF cos i want to see! i on diet no eat dinner! what have i not seen before?!

Originally Posted by real_king

Not I haolian. But I really choose to walk away from the fishy sometimes. Coz the smell was too overbearing. Lolx.

Mai hiam buay pai, ai hiam si ji tay sai

I declare myself as the chooser. :P

lu sibei gao hiam hor! you not real_king le.. you should declare yourself as HIAM_KING!

[real_king]

Originally Posted by durianhead

So can do what? Lick and walk away, lick and eat it or simply eat it without lick? My angmo pri 3+ standard oni

Lick x 2 & walk away with xei.
Hawker huat nvr learn angmo.only hokkien/teowchew/cuntonese.