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[TheRedLantern]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha..........thank you all bros for your support but unfortunately ah siam now injured, resting at home. I now have difficulty typing as my 2 hands are fully wrapped up, only left fingers & thumb not wrapped up. Eat also need someone to feed me and lucky got OC around to bathe me........hehee......

teacher siam, ah red feel sad. please get well soon

teacher siam, have you heard joke "how do you think I rang the doorbell?"

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TheRedLantern

teacher siam, ah red feel sad. please get well soon

teacher siam, have you heard joke "how do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Hahahaha.......thanks ah red. I will be resting until Friday then back to work. No I have not heard the joke. You want to share here ?......hehee......maybe tonight I teach you 2 tricks to help you get some free beers when you go clubbing with your friends, you want to learn the tricks?.........hehee........

[TheRedLantern]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.......thanks ah red. I will be resting until Friday then back to work. No I have not heard the joke. You want to share here ?......hehee......maybe tonight I teach you 2 tricks to help you get some free beers when you go clubbing with your friends, you want to learn the tricks?.........hehee........

ok teacher siam, here ah red copied and pasted from internet.

There once was a lady who was tired of
living with men who were either
physically abusive,who ran away from
her, or who were horrible in bed. So she
put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who: 1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her, 3)would
be good in bed. Three weeks passed, and
there was no reply from any man. So
she just figured that there wasn't a man
alive who could live up to these
expectations, so she just gave up. But
then, one day she heard the doorbell
rang. She answered it, and there on the
front porch was a man in a wheel chair
who didn't have any arms or legs. The
man said 'I'm here about the ad you put
in the paper. As you can see, I have no
arms so I can't beat you, and I have no
legs so I can't run away from you.' The
woman replied, 'Yes, but are you good
in bed?' And the man said with a smirk
on his face, 'How do you think I rang
the doorbell?'

teacher siam, how to get free beer?

[Ken88999]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha..........thank you all bros for your support but unfortunately ah siam now injured, resting at home. I now have difficulty typing as my 2 hands are fully wrapped up, only left fingers & thumb not wrapped up. Eat also need someone to feed me and lucky got OC around to bathe me........hehee......

Ah Siam ! Wish speedy get well soon!!!!
N tomorrow wed Liao ! Wu kangtow ji boh

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TheRedLantern

ok teacher siam, here ah red copied and pasted from internet.

There once was a lady who was tired of
living with men who were either
physically abusive,who ran away from
her, or who were horrible in bed. So she
put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who: 1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her, 3)would
be good in bed. Three weeks passed, and
there was no reply from any man. So
she just figured that there wasn't a man
alive who could live up to these
expectations, so she just gave up. But
then, one day she heard the doorbell
rang. She answered it, and there on the
front porch was a man in a wheel chair
who didn't have any arms or legs. The
man said 'I'm here about the ad you put
in the paper. As you can see, I have no
arms so I can't beat you, and I have no
legs so I can't run away from you.' The
woman replied, 'Yes, but are you good
in bed?' And the man said with a smirk
on his face, 'How do you think I rang
the doorbell?'

teacher siam, how to get free beer?

Hahahaha........nice 1 ah red. okok.....now teach you 1 trick first. Take a lighter ( those plastic one where you can see the liquid inside ), turn it upside down and place it standing on the table or bar counter. Make sure the liquid level is not the same. Now challenge your friends that you can make the liquid level become the same without touching the lighter. You are allowed to use anything or anyway as long as you do not touch the lighter......hehee.......there goes your free beer........you go and figure it out first.......I know you are a veri smart guy.....this one sure no problem for you ah red......hehee.........

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Ken88999

Ah Siam ! Wish speedy get well soon!!!!
N tomorrow wed Liao ! Wu kangtow ji boh

Hahahaha......kumsia kumsia ah ken. Last week I give 9569 you never buy meh? Open starter Ibet mah, ah siam buy $5, kena $100...hehee... Okok if you want, tomorrow you can buy 0166....this number is the unit number of the shop that ah siam went for treatment for my 2 hands. The other number is 5019 ....this number is something to do with you and what happened to this thread today.......get what I mean?.......hehee.......

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha..........thank you all bros for your support but unfortunately ah siam now injured, resting at home. I now have difficulty typing as my 2 hands are fully wrapped up, only left fingers & thumb not wrapped up. Eat also need someone to feed me and lucky got OC around to bathe me........hehee......

Oh.... Take Care Bro Siam and have a speedy recovery

Me too few years back also injured two hands ..... got also post picture somewhere around with my previous nick which was ban by boss cause of another forum .... for me first week so call OC still care after that on my own liao ....MC for 2 over months

I'm more sad now .... me and my tirak has just broken off

[siam66]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Oh.... Take Care Bro Siam and have a speedy recovery

Me too few years back also injured two hands ..... got also post picture somewhere around with my previous nick which was ban by boss cause of another forum .... for me first week so call OC still care after that on my own liao ....MC for 2 over months

I'm more sad now .... me and my tirak has just broken off

Hahahaha..........kumsia lau da for your well wishes. Waaa......you also in the same boat with me before hor.....hehee.......waaa....2 months? must be very serious lor but ah siam only MC for 5 days. Sorry to hear of your sad past and do you know that I too have gone through a failed marriage (Japanese) before I met my second OC. Dun worry, sometimes failed marriages / relationships are actually a blessing in disguise as you could then have better opportunity to meet a better one........hehee.........

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha..........kumsia lau da for your well wishes. Waaa......you also in the same boat with me before hor.....hehee.......waaa....2 months? must be very serious lor but ah siam only MC for 5 days. Sorry to hear of your sad past and do you know that I too have gone through a failed marriage (Japanese) before I met my second OC. Dun worry, sometimes failed marriages / relationships are actually a blessing in disguise as you could then have better opportunity to meet a better one........hehee.........:

Wakaoz ....only 5 days niah .... you know how boring at home whole day when all your friends working ...that's y after third week I go back to work but only work half day

Well till now I'm still staying together with my OC (separated only) .... still like my tirak but no choice have to slowly heal my broken heart

[bigbirdbird]

No mood to post many pictures tonight so one for all you guys

[siam66]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Wakaoz ....only 5 days niah .... you know how boring at home whole day when all your friends working ...that's y after third week I go back to work but only work half day

Well till now I'm still staying together with my OC (separated only) .... still like my tirak but no choice have to slowly heal my broken heart

Hahahaha.........yes although only 5 days nia but I also feel bored lei.........hehee.....O.I.C....but then I am sure time will heal all your wounds. Trust me, I have gone down that road before and I certainly can empathize with you......take care lau da.........hehee.........

[bonkning]

jin a bo . . . finger pain still type so many post . . .nabei. . .
hehehe....i know wat u 1 2 say . . .
"of course la , me ahsiam . . cyberlife or reallife bo how siao ler ah ...

[siam66]

Originally Posted by bonkning

jin a bo . . . finger pain still type so many post . . .nabei. . .
hehehe....i know wat u 1 2 say . . .
"of course la , me ahsiam . . cyberlife or reallife bo how siao ler ah ...

Hahahaha........I just called my lawyer to sue you for copyright infringement.......hehee...... Cannot blame you also because you dun know what is my actually job and why I always have this hands problem.......hehee.....

[siam66]

Originally Posted by mrshoyu

Hey guys, are u all going Hunting? i'm quite new here? Care to teach me a few rulez ?

Originally Posted by comm

aiyo so drama nowadays

Originally Posted by whacky

I do not understand why people here are fighting against one another in this thread. Aren't we all supposed to respect other members' opinions even though we might strongly disagree with them. I find this voting on the fate of that particular member (the one being accused of posting irrelevant stuff) ridiculous. I've done my research and found that the member being accused has made contributions to SBF in the form of FRs and valuable advice. Why then are people here seeking to get him banned? Let's all grow up and seek peace, shall we?

Hahahaha........welcum all above bros to this Cat50 TCSS thread. According to our CO standing order, you guys are officially the,

Bro mrshoyu......... 94th member
Bro comm............. 95th member
Bro whacky........... 96th member........of this camp........hehee........

[siam66]

Hahahaha.......want to share this funny video clip with all bros here.....hehee...



But I say first hor.....I not the driver complaining har......