Guangzhou ... New Chapter

[whitegals]

Originally Posted by SirDennis

you're like a black belt in GZ chicks!

Eh bro,

Dun say until liddat! There are a lot of seniors here who have been in GZ for many many years, me only 2 yrs plus. I'm not pro lah, I just have more time to go out...

[whitegals]

OK, got a few bros here asked me things like, "Eh bro! How you talk to the gers?" and "Eh! Teach leh, got what sure-fire pickup line?" and got one damn ridiculous one, "Bro! What perfume you use that get the ger to go home with you?"

First of all, this is not something that I believe that you can read from a book and then, Wah, ho say liao, sure can arrow any gal in a club and she will go home wif me. Sorry bros, no such thing, you personally need to experience it, different men will have to adopt different strategies for different women under different circumstances. Actually, it is damn easy lah, you're only trying to bed her, not trying to get her mother to accept you.

Anyhow, the aim of this post is that I would like to help some of the clueless bros here score better. I will be posting simple to follow guidelines from personal experience and also from other seniors who have taught me the ways to getting my shaft wet.

[whitegals]

Acquire a target

First of bros, please zero in onto a target. No point standing around in a club thinking, "Wah, this one not bad, eh that one also buay pai, wah that one by the bar damn chio leh, eh that one on the dance floor hot sial, etc" (This actually happened with some of the bros when I went to St James with them...)

Pick a target and stick to it. The key to picking up a target is as one wise bro once said to me, "The key is not to pick the best looking gal in the room, but the second best one. Find the best looking gal and zero in on her best fren."

The reason behind this is that just like we have some men who are jerks, there are also women out there who think they are damn big f**k. Sadly, these are often the damn chio ones. So anyway, what would normally happen when these char bor see you talking to someone not as chio as them is that they will start to wonder why? You will start to rouse their interest.

[whitegals]

How to select targets

This one is actually quite simple, but it's surprising how many bros stumble here. If she dresses like a slut, chances are, she is a slut. So what are you waiting for?

As noted in some psychology books, most notably Sigmund Freud, when the gals are in heat, they will wear more revealingly. On the other hand, if she is on her period, then you'll more likely see her covered up because they are psychologically more vulnerable at this stage. A lot of stupid things will be running through their heads, they will think that they look fat lah, hair not nice lah, etc. So if you see some gal in a cropped top, no bra and a micro mini skirt smiling at you, there is a huge chance she is telling you that she wants to get wet with you.

Note: There are of course the exceptions. These are the gals who are just out there to 'test the market'. These are the ones who are married, or in a serious relationship, or just simply afraid. They are out on the prowl just to show to themselves that other men still desire them. Trying to score with the ones in this category will be like trying to get Buddha to attend Mass.

-- Off to lunch now, more later --

[Fudge]

HI bro I will be goin GZ next week for the expo ......will be putting up in Rosedale Hotel . Any place to re comend as I will be there whole week . Heard that there is a place call Babyface ...... any advise ?

Thanks

[Mushi_shi]

Originally Posted by whitegals

How to select targets

Trying to score with the ones in this category will be like trying to get Buddha to attend Mass.

Amitabha.

[setanjp]

I'll be arriving Baiyun, Guanzhou? (is it correct_?) tomorrow night. Looking for good entertainment (I mean LADIES...) around that area.. staying in Royal Marina Hotel. till end of the week. Thanks guys!

[whitegals]

Originally Posted by Fudge

HI bro I will be goin GZ next week for the expo ......will be putting up in Rosedale Hotel . Any place to re comend as I will be there whole week . Heard that there is a place call Babyface ...... any advise ?

Thanks

Bro,

If i ain't mistaken, your hotel has its own f**k-joint... If not, you are relatively close to the train station anyway.

[Tony Stark]

Would like to hear from bros who frequently use Guangzhou Airport. I'm considering to try the SIN/CAN route.

Especially those who travel on China Southern Airlines. Would like to know its safety standards and service level. Thanks.

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Would like to hear from bros who frequently use Guangzhou Airport. I'm considering to try the SIN/CAN route.

Especially those who travel on China Southern Airlines. Would like to know its safety standards and service level. Thanks.

china southern is considered to be china best airline with one of the newest fleet of aircraft

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Would like to hear from bros who frequently use Guangzhou Airport. I'm considering to try the SIN/CAN route.

Especially those who travel on China Southern Airlines. Would like to know its safety standards and service level. Thanks.

sorry i forgot to add...all chinese airlines got minimal service so dun expect int'l standard of service from them

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by and_alloy

china southern is considered to be china best airline with one of the newest fleet of aircraft

Originally Posted by and_alloy

sorry i forgot to add...all chinese airlines got minimal service so dun expect int'l standard of service from them

Thanks for your feedback.

[whitegals]

Originally Posted by and_alloy

sorry i forgot to add...all chinese airlines got minimal service so dun expect int'l standard of service from them

I think most of the airlines are the same leh, I've flown BA, Qantas, Lufthansa, Tiger, Silkair, and even our world famous SQ (yuck, ptui), I get the same attitude problem most of the time.

I think with every airline is the same lah, fly first class they look at you differently, fly Y class, you'll be treated like crap.

[whitegals]

Interacting with the target

OK, back to the lesson. now that you've got the target between your crosshairs, it is time to take the appropriate action. That's right, this is not a drill, there is no such thing as like one bro once said to me, "Can we do a dry run first?" There's no such thing as dry run for this sort of thing ok? Want to do dry run better go home, dun waste time.

So anyway, so now that you have got your target, you gotta make yourself known to her. Most simple method is to go talk to her. If you think this is hard, then you could try the 'stare at her' method first. However, if done improperly, can get you on the wrong side of your target. Do it subtly, but let it be known to her that you are interested.

Gently tease her, dun KNN march up to her until your face is 1 inch away from hers and then stare right down at her. Your stare should last no more than 3 secs after she catches you doing it, and always follow up with a smile. You dun want to stare at her for 5 mins until she du lan and thinks that you are a creepy mudderf**ker...

Note: The well known method of buying her a drink may have some success to a certain level however this method can easily go down the wrong alley and you wind up being known as the guy to go to for drinks. Also more commonly known as 'Robert'.

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by whitegals

I think most of the airlines are the same leh, I've flown BA, Qantas, Lufthansa, Tiger, Silkair, and even our world famous SQ (yuck, ptui), I get the same attitude problem most of the time.

I think with every airline is the same lah, fly first class they look at you differently, fly Y class, you'll be treated like crap.

Tried before Cathay Pacific, Malaysia, Northwest, Scadanavian, Swiss, Thai, Air Asia, Jetstar and Tiger Airways.

I got the best service ever on a recent Northwest Airlines TYO to SIN Y Class flight.
The Singaporean/Japanese flight stewardesses are very attentive and friendly. Had at least 4-5 beers.

In the past have to pay US$5 per alcoholic beverage. Not sure why it's FOC on that particular flight.
Maybe something to do with the Delta merger?