Guangzhou ... New Chapter

[whitegals]

Getting physical

OK bros, the intensity of the guidelines are getting more and more interesting. If you bros are still stuck out there by the bar staring, then you definitely need to change gear leow, mai tu leow!

If you are still lagging, here are some tips to help you out. Go over and talk to her about ANYTHING. There are 2 things to note:

Do not ask her a close ended question. Meaning dun ask her anything that she can answer with a yes or no. Dun ask things like, "Are you a only child?" or "Do you come here often?"

The key is getting her to do the talking, not you. Compliment on her earrings, her skirt, her hair, anything. Let her think that you are "genuinely interested in her".

Once you are engaged in some intellectual chit chat with her, it is time to get physical. During the course of the conversation, engage in some gentle touching. Now I can see all the huge grins out there, now hold on tigers, I am not telling you to start slapping their buttocks or honking their neh neh. Be subtle. Use your body language to bridge the gap to shafting her.

Touch her in a non-intrusive manner to show your confidence. How she reacts to your touch will also show how much progress you are making. Example: Pretend that someone is trying to squeeze past her from behind, gently grab her elbows and pull her towards you. If she allows you to guide her towards you, it is a good sign. If she grabs or touches your elbows back in return, it is a good sign.

If she flings her arms away from you while she looks like she's constipated, then move on to a more docile target bro...

[whitegals]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

I got the best service ever on a recent Northwest Airlines TYO to SIN Y Class flight.
The Singaporean/Japanese flight stewardesses are very attentive and friendly. Had at least 4-5 beers.

In the past have to pay US$5 per alcoholic beverage. Not sure why it's FOC on that particular flight.
Maybe something to do with the Delta merger?

I think being yandao does have its perks. I need a good plastic surgeon...

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by whitegals

I think most of the airlines are the same leh, I've flown BA, Qantas, Lufthansa, Tiger, Silkair, and even our world famous SQ (yuck, ptui), I get the same attitude problem most of the time.

sorry but i've got to disagree to a certain extend....for one, u cannot compare the service of tiger coz its a budget...secondly, i've flown on a number of the airlines u have quoted and maybe more but i think overall that includes presentation, communication, food etc as a whole, i've not met anything that bad...or should i say that they are comparable to a budget air...or maybe its because that i fly domestic too much

[adidas88]

Originally Posted by and_alloy

sorry i forgot to add...all chinese airlines got minimal service so dun expect int'l standard of service from them

u mean no body massage or 沐足 service ???

Originally Posted by and_alloy

sorry but i've got to disagree to a certain extend....for one, u cannot compare the service of tiger coz its a budget...secondly, i've flown on a number of the airlines u have quoted and maybe more but i think overall that includes presentation, communication, food etc as a whole, i've not met anything that bad...or should i say that they are comparable to a budget air...

Originally Posted by whitegals

I think most of the airlines are the same leh, I've flown BA, Qantas, Lufthansa, Tiger, Silkair, and even our world famous SQ (yuck, ptui), I get the same attitude problem most of the time..

i concur with bro alloy .... we shld not compare budget airline against international airline ... afterall, what kind of service can we expect from budget airline .. we r fortunate they have not charge us for using the washroom .. yet ....
so far ,... i find SQ and CA being the best airline ...
all europe airlines ... they sucks .. unless u r in the business or first class ..

Originally Posted by whitegals

I think being yandao does have its perks. I need a good plastic surgeon...

bro whitegals ... let me know when u find one ... i need it too ..

[Fudge]

hi thanks bro ........how about babyface ...is it a nice place to hang out ...........
thanks again

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by adidas88

u mean no body massage or 沐足 service ???

u cash king should invest in one airline that provides these services

Originally Posted by adidas88

so far ,... i find SQ and CA being the best airline ...
all europe airlines ... they sucks .. unless u r in the business or first class ..

i think u meant CX. middle east airlines have very good service as well together with Thai air too

anyway will u be in cp golden week?

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by adidas88

so far ,... i find SQ and CA being the best airline ...
all europe airlines ... they sucks .. unless u r in the business or first class ..

Yes European airlines really the worst lot.

Originally Posted by and_alloy

anyway will u be in cp golden week?

Actually I plan to travel to SZ/GZ/DG/ZH during the golden week but am worried about inflated hotel rates and jam packed trains and coaches.

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Actually I plan to travel to SZ/GZ/DG/ZH during the golden week but am worried about inflated hotel rates and jam packed trains and coaches.

i know that cp hotel prices all the same...no change...as for train, just travel 1st class no need to fight for seat. like that can liao what

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Actually I plan to travel to SZ/GZ/DG/ZH during the golden week but am worried about inflated hotel rates and jam packed trains and coaches.

U r over concern liao...... bro alloy is right.....nothing change much if u trvael first class train.....

In fact on the contrary, hotels in DG will be at their lowest occupancy rate of the year. ....so ll their KTVs n other amenities...SZ esp ll be like a ghost city....Streets ll be empty..... Seen that for years liao..,,

Only thing u need to do is avoid the "tourist attractions"...... and go wif the traffic flow..... I think u should know wat i mean.....

Cheerios

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by and_alloy

i know that cp hotel prices all the same...no change...as for train, just travel 1st class no need to fight for seat. like that can liao what

Originally Posted by Sinoview

U r over concern liao...... bro alloy is right.....nothing change much if u trvael first class train.....

In fact on the contrary, hotels in DG will be at their lowest occupancy rate of the year. ....so ll their KTVs n other amenities...SZ esp ll be like a ghost city....Streets ll be empty..... Seen that for years liao..,,

Only thing u need to do is avoid the "tourist attractions"...... and go wif the traffic flow..... I think u should know wat i mean.....

Cheerios

Thanks guys for the advice.

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Thanks guys for the advice.

so will i see u there

[coolmanks]

Tony,

U must believe that CP and Dg is not crowded at all during this period. That why And_alley is worried he will be alone in CP. hahahha

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Thanks guys for the advice.

An,

U pay for my air fare, I come and keep u company ok?

Originally Posted by and_alloy

so will i see u there

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by coolmanks

U pay for my air fare, I come and keep u company ok?

u liddat good meh? u cash king II also want a poor worker like me to pay for ur airfare....wait i buy budget air no good, does ur reputation harm ah...

[shaNingbowuhan]

Originally Posted by and_alloy

i know that cp hotel prices all the same...no change...as for train, just travel 1st class no need to fight for seat. like that can liao what

not easy can get 1st class ticket or space
unless
1. lucky
2. travel from start station
3. usually along the way board difficult to bribe train master to get into 1st class

[and_alloy]

Originally Posted by shaNingbowuhan

not easy can get 1st class ticket or space
unless
1. lucky
2. travel from start station
3. usually along the way board difficult to bribe train master to get into 1st class

no worries for us...as our travel either from SZ or GZ will always be the 1st station