What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[Ken80]

eh mine is rather most regretable thing that i never do? last year Dec after drinks was going home from Charke Quay. There was this big cardboard besides the main taxi stand. saw a drunk gal lying down behind the cardboard. The thing is, is quite dark and althought many people pass by, chances are you will not notice. She is lying down showing off her blue panties, and confirm drunk liao ( after that i then confirm know). Scared to go near her and ' help ' her as worried she will shout. After 15 mins. the busybody riskshaw riders which i think no business, ask me whether is she my friend as i standing nearby to see free show. i say no ( which is a bad mistake) they then call for security and many security came and wake this gal up . Imagine she takes half an hour to barely stand up, should have tell the busybody rickshaw riders she is my friend and take my time to 'wake her up' i bet if i slip my hands to dig her also no reaction.

omg, will i have another chance?

[raiders]

Originally Posted by lambo_bovino

The last straw came when she pang seh me on my bdae, claiming to be sick.But when i visit her with liang teh and food, she was not at home and she gave me a scolding for appearing in front of her parents. And best part was when i said goodbye to her, she say if i cant even tolerate her, how to tolerate the gals outside as no gals is so nice like her to get close wif me. Wtf sia. Sometimes i wonder why is it that the modern gals seems to have a serious princess issues.

You sounded like a army buddy of mine. Sibey jialat, the 2 of you. I intro a girl to him and the girl complaint to me that he is weak, and so lame. Brother, you have to take control when you are in a relationship. I was dating a PRC girl and she expected me to be like a hen-pecked boyfriend. I just fucked her for a few days and told her to fuck off. There are tonnes of girls outside, there will be someone right for you. Just keep trying and finding. Good luck

[A+++]

Went to Chin for business trip when I 1st started working few yrs back.

Ordered massage girl at hotel to my room, piano a while she came out with golden question. Me being 1st time at China n 1st time in commercial sex, n somemore was drunk n small head took over at the moment, did a miscalculation on currency. She quoted 5000RMB n I calculated it as S$100, missing one 0!!

There goes my S$900 one shot...... wtf

[ben.now]

Two years ago during New years eve, my friend jio me to celebrate his gf bday and new years eve at a pub. His gf's friends are going to, I was thinking.. Duno chio or not.. Haha. He knew what I was thinking and straight away tell me " u come down and judge yourself".

So I went down met them... There were 3 of them.. One butch one married ( D cup ) and one look below average.. I was like.. Woah sian.. Bo kang tao liao.. But I did bio the married one with a D cup.. I'm a boob lover heheheh.. Started to have play some games to break the ice.. As we're getting high.. The below average fren started to bua me ... I was like wtfff.. Haha. Quickly siam.. After some siaming.. I think she got my msg, and she went over to other table. So we continued playing games and the D cup is sitting opposite me.. She went under the table and pop up infront of me.. Say she wanna play five ten one on one with me.. After a few roundss she got very high.. Started to but her ass inbetween my croutch and humping... My lil head is like swollen and wanting to screw her.. She turn around and planted her soft tender tongue into mine.. As I was facing my buddy his gf and the rest.. I can see their faces turn green... Then only I found out she just got married like last mth nia. Haha. Omg.

As we are kissing passionately ... My buddy's gf pulled her away to one side. Telling her something which I can't hear. For that night bo kang tao.. Damn sad. So after a few weeks one of the friend birthday!!! I'm kinda invited...and I went down to meet them.. As they went early ... When I got there they are already high as hell.

So that night I managed to screw her... after our hot session at hotel 81, both shaged out and sleep.. And rest for the night.... I wake up early as I gotta work, got dress up and told her I'm leaving. And I left.

While I was working... My buddy's gf called me.. And ask "wtf did u do last night after J and I left!?". Sounded very aggressive. I told her " what do u think I do?". After some argument...
My buddy and I can nv go out alone.. She must tagg along if we were to go out. So this is really a fuck that I regretted so much.. Sigh..

[bearking]

Originally Posted by lambo_bovino

Amazing stories from all the bros here. Keep it up.

But as i read more stories, i feel like a loser cos seriously i nv had gals tempting me for sex thus i am so envious of all the bros here.

The biggest regret for me was probably spending all my savings and time on my ex whu is my only gf till date. In return, I only got complaints of how poor and ugly am I compared to the bf of her frens. She does not even want to hold my hands in public for fear of throwing her face.

well.its time for you the move on..It is meaningless to with someone that dun appreaciate you.. U will sure meet someone with understand and appreciate you. Cheers!

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by A+++

Went to Chin for business trip when I 1st started working few yrs back.

Ordered massage girl at hotel to my room, piano a while she came out with golden question. Me being 1st time at China n 1st time in commercial sex, n somemore was drunk n small head took over at the moment, did a miscalculation on currency. She quoted 5000RMB n I calculated it as S$100, missing one 0!!

There goes my S$900 one shot...... wtf

Huh? Most bonk for PRC whores can range between RMB 250 to 500...and you paid 5000!!!!! You really kenna chop....

[sean69]

Originally Posted by A+++

Went to Chin for business trip when I 1st started working few yrs back.

Ordered massage girl at hotel to my room, piano a while she came out with golden question. Me being 1st time at China n 1st time in commercial sex, n somemore was drunk n small head took over at the moment, did a miscalculation on currency. She quoted 5000RMB n I calculated it as S$100, missing one 0!!

There goes my S$900 one shot...... wtf

ouch ouch ouch!!! ... no wonder PRC call us carrot head !!!

[sean69]

Originally Posted by ben.now

As we are kissing passionately ... My buddy's gf pulled her away to one side. Telling her something which I can't hear. For that night bo kang tao.. Damn sad. So after a few weeks one of the friend birthday!!! I'm kinda invited...and I went down to meet them.. As they went early ... When I got there they are already high as hell.

So that night I managed to screw her... after our hot session at hotel 81, both shaged out and sleep.. And rest for the night.... I wake up early as I gotta work, got dress up and told her I'm leaving. And I left.

While I was working... My buddy's gf called me.. And ask "wtf did u do last night after J and I left!?". Sounded very aggressive. I told her " what do u think I do?". After some argument...
My buddy and I can nv go out alone.. She must tagg along if we were to go out. So this is really a fuck that I regretted so much.. Sigh..

u should deny deny deny.. now she dun feel safe when her bf is with you, scared that you lead him astray ... he is prob more chee hiong than you but that is beside the point..

[ben.now]

Originally Posted by sean69

u should deny deny deny.. now she dun feel safe when her bf is with you, scared that you lead him astray ... he is prob more chee hiong than you but that is beside the point..

Sigh.. mai ka kong liao... he is indeed more chee hong then me... after that i found out.. she told my buddy's gf that i slept with her... arghhh...

[sexfrenzy]

Originally Posted by A+++

Went to Chin for business trip when I 1st started working few yrs back.

Ordered massage girl at hotel to my room, piano a while she came out with golden question. Me being 1st time at China n 1st time in commercial sex, n somemore was drunk n small head took over at the moment, did a miscalculation on currency. She quoted 5000RMB n I calculated it as S$100, missing one 0!!

There goes my S$900 one shot...... wtf

wah lau bro.. that is one major shit man. I hope the girl is good.

[barefootlover]

Had sex and a fling with a thai coyote. After I got bored, I stopped contacting her and ignored all her messages. She then went on to fb and told my gf everything. needless to say, im now single. lol.

[sean69]

Originally Posted by ben.now

Sigh.. mai ka kong liao... he is indeed more chee hong then me... after that i found out.. she told my buddy's gf that i slept with her... arghhh...

really weird lor... considering she is married, why on earth would she tell anyone that she is screwing around.. women!!... can't understand them...

[AvgJoe]

Originally Posted by barefootlover

Had sex and a fling with a thai coyote. After I got bored, I stopped contacting her and ignored all her messages. She then went on to fb and told my gf everything. needless to say, im now single. lol.

Omg why did you give your facebook to the coyote??

[LovePotion]

Originally Posted by barefootlover

Had sex and a fling with a thai coyote. After I got bored, I stopped contacting her and ignored all her messages. She then went on to fb and told my gf everything. needless to say, im now single. lol.

Wao.. so poisonuos

[barefootlover]

Originally Posted by AvgJoe

Omg why did you give your facebook to the coyote??

thts why "stupid and regrettable" lor. hahaha. but NEVER AGAIN. cb. haha.