Tg Balai Field Report

[DNAT]

Originally posted by Kdajong99
NBzzz....need to advertise so big arh??....

that was normal ..... this is
Big

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
Coz weekend, my cewek in BL will call to make sure I'm in SG........

Hmm... Wonder what will happen if you are not in singapore when she call ??? Cease isap of fingers?? or what else ?

[neyney]

Originally posted by DNAT
Solutions:
1. pretend that you got a Sg gf and tell your female colleagues that g/f mens stop, then further ask "how you all count the mens cycle huh?' - perhaps they will give you an ang pow and congrate you become a lau-peh liao

2. buy a feminie magazine and turn to the Q & A section

Give u this website, see if it can ans your quest.
http://health.discovery.com/centers/...struation.html

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
knn! that should be your wife's job

At first, cannot go Batu
Now can only go BL on weekends/Batam must be weekdays
At last, weekend or weekday can only rot in Sg

Where got rot in SG......still can go Jakarta, Medan, Java, Kalimantan etc.

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Hmm... Wonder what will happen if you are not in singapore when she call ??? Cease isap of fingers?? or what else ?

She will rape me on my next trip to Balai........

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Give u this website, see if it can ans your quest.
http://health.discovery.com/centers/...struation.html

Thanks !

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Dirty fellow, especially if you going to french her later. Wait you kanna fungi from your toes, then hahahah
Will see your face with fungi infection.

l3atu got this kinda fetish mah

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
What happen to you all guys???
Since, 30th, no story liao ?? Went over ah ? Bo jio me, bey sui la!!

Aiya ... l3atu last minute wanna kahwin ... So drag me along to be his bestman ...

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Bro, we last min lan jiao itchy, so we went over on Sat. But I left my hp in my office, so I'm unable to contact you. I tried to ask my cewek whether she knows the hotel (Wika II) you are stayin in, she tell me she dun know where is it located.........paisey....

Tu ...Just to recap what I've told you the other day ... Hotel Wika Ria II is just beside Hotel Horizon ... Come out from Palapa walking straight till you hit the T-junction (very far) and turn right can see Hotel Horizon liao ... According to your cewek Wika II's rooms are pretty spacious ...

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
NBZzzZ....you think wat ? Foot Mouth Disease arh ?

Should be lan jiao itchy disease

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
next time call me to charter a chopper

Taps on you eh

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Ya......and land on the hotel roof top like S.W.A.T ? You think I'm 'Young And Naive' izzit ?

Tiu ... You watch too much VCDs last week liao ... YNQ belongs to uncle lah ... You're only blur and kong kum

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
l3atu got this kinda fetish mah

MC king strikes again.........

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
the chopper is to ferry you and ML RTU (Sg) 1 lah .... I cannot mobilise Air Force One mah ..... hehehe

nb! last nite ML said he came across one 15 y.o. chick while he was at the villa .... makes me wanna plan a assault mission to BL liao leh.

The 15yo cewek really looked 15yo lor ... Like those SG ah lians of similiar age ... Uncle, my 6th sense tells me she auto-gear quality one leh ... Gian liao ar???

If not I passing to you my 16yo auto-gear loose cannon ...

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
Aiya ... l3atu last minute wanna kahwin ... So drag me along to be his bestman ...

Kahwin ki lanz.....