Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[blohsg]

no offence taken ... fire away 2centsworth !

Hope you do these 5,6,7 next. Thanks !

5 - just a min of your time ? was that the post @ honeybbs you made with regards to the Elections 2011 ?

6 - What can you say about the boss ?

7 - Suck it up ?

[Awaken]

thanks TS for the poems!! very creative, I can't help but to laugh...more please!!

[fatfart]

damn funny.... quite true also.... waiting for more peoms...... lol

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by blohsg

5 - just a min of your time ? was that the post @ honeybbs you made with regards to the Elections 2011 ?

6 - What can you say about the boss ?

You mean this post right? http://sammyreviews.store/showpos...&postcount=127 I wrote it for Ladypriceless, not for HBB. This post got me the PMs of a few girls. I met up with a lady for the 2nd time last night. Things got hot and heavy and it really became a memorable night. I will share a preview of what I wrote about the boss later on.

The post on Just a minute of your time is my reflection on the thread. Seems like it's the most popular thread in that section of the forum. Shared the full poem with a lady. She says it's very harsh. I told her I will be sending that poem to HBB soon. If she is ok with me posting it in here, I will do so. If not, I will thrash it. No point offending a lady in SBF.

[2centsworth]

Just to pen down my thoughts.

Met a sister last night. Things got hot and heavy. Because I recently started this thread on poems, we had a lot of discussion on what I've written and what others have commented. It's a really surreal experience. After round 1, we were lying in bed, she is scratching my balls with her nails (guys, try this. sibeh shoik) while chatting with me. I asked her if guys have ever recited poems to her in bed. She said no. I offered to read her a preview of some of the poems I've said I've written. She said ok. Decided to play a prank on her by reciting something anti-climatic like the first 2 lines of my poem 'A tribute to the 90s public toilet door.'

In this toilet where you sit
Take Time Read This As You Shit

She burst out laughing. That's a smelly poem alright? I then offered her a preview of what I wrote about Sammyboyfor. Here it goes

I am Sammy end with for
I’m the one who owns it all
Advice, advise get it right
If not I’ll be soon in sight

She end up laughing again. Dear so and so, thanks for the wonderful night. You will be one beautiful memory that I can look back and smile when I'm old and toothless. I've decided to honour you by writing out our first date via a poem. Did this first thing this morning. Hope you will enjoy.

Guys, I will be posting the election special at a later date. Must write this next poem while the feel is strong. Otherwise I will lose bits and pieces through memory loss.

If there's any question on what I've written, please let me know. Realised she doesn't fully understand my first poem. I compared girls who started threads to look for FB with Hello Kitty. When Hello Kitty was sold in MacDonalds, people queue up for it. Got queue must be good? So whenever a new girl start a search for FB thread, I see a similar queue right here in SBF. Somemore the SBF guys don't even know what the SBF Hello Kitty look like before they join the queue.

For my poem on Sherine, I wrote about the 2 IC rule. Not many of us realise it but this new rule prevents her from sneaking up on us like she used to. Haha...

[2centsworth]

Remembering you

There’s a girl who PM me
Say she want to drink coffee
Tell me I can choose the date
Tell me she can sit and wait
Sammy says we shouldn’t meet
Last time 1 guy kenna beat
I do wonder if there’s risk
If I feel strange, make it brisk

Wait a minute can’t you see?
I am just a plain newbie
Who will want to come hurt me?
I am silly with worry
Wrote back ‘Ok, drink coffee’
Do you know Great World City?
We meet outside CD Shop
Tell me colour of your top

First time meeting online queen
What if she is that Sherine?
Soon it’s time for our date
Traffic jam I end up late
Where’s the girl whose top is blue?
At the place there’s quite a few
So scared she might look hideous
End up she look just gorgeous

We had lunch at TCC
Whole place only she and me
She said loudly S B F
I scanned my eyes right and left
Tell her not to be so loud
Surf that forum nothing proud
Over lunch she is so fun
Full of life she glows like sun

S B F is second life
Details cannot share with wife
I am yet to be marry
How come from here meet fairy?
What a waste we can’t go far
Girls won’t marry men with tar
I should just enjoy my lunch
First and last meet is my hunch.

[blohsg]

2cw : yeah bro ... it's ladyP ... sorry ... my bad.

Words and humor attracts the ladies and you're another exemplary example just as a man in sin did so ... makes me suddenly think about the amazing Lyrebird with its wide range of mimicry ...

Nail scratching on the lower back, shoulders and forearms yes ... on the jewels ... that goes well when she has you in her mouth at the same time while she's fondling and tickling them with the nails.

Harsh or derogatory? hmmm just put up all the "no offence intended" and disclaimers first ? If it's not something for dirty talk or a good laugh, I guess it's down the trash then if she's offended ...

Toilet door poetry haha that's a stinker for the thing you were about to engage in eh ?

Oh ... hope the boss isn't gonna come in here and starts proof-reading your poems.

[blohsg]

nice one ...

S B F is second life
Details cannot share with wife
I am yet to be marry
How come from here meet fairy?

very enjoyable date I'm sure

[songest]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

You mean this post right? http://sammyreviews.store/showpos...&postcount=127 I wrote it for Ladypriceless, not for HBB. This post got me the PMs of a few girls
....

TS, besides the above post, I think your limerick will attract PMs from girls so that poetic justice is served
My virgin poem with sex-laced innuendos, we are in SBF lor.

Writing poem or limerick
Girl offer me a-lingering lick
Add a dash of lime to dick
My lime-dick is my limerick

[blohsg]

Songest : haha

yeah .. why did someone zapped me and commented "down you go" ? Shrugs ...

Waste of points ... you could offer it to T/S or do more good upping someone right ?

[Chanelfingers]

I am a fan... I'm liking this thread

[Yardstick]

TS, nice thread you have gotten here. You should really link up with Mr Brown. I am sure he will love to have you on his team.

Keep it up.

[2centsworth]

Thanks for all your support so far. Recently, there have been a lot of girls looking for FB. Don't know how come so many also. The recent election has also been a hot talking point. Everyone's talking about it, asking people who your vote is for (voting's secret but so many people are telling each other who they are voting for) and organising gatherings to attend rallies.

So I wondered if I can put these 2 recent events together. Can I be a guy who comes online to search for a FB after attending 10 days of rallies? Everyone's talking about Tin Pei Ling and Nicole Seah. So if I want a FB, somehow naturally girls in their mould comes to mind.

I hope you guys will find it a fun piece. I think worst things have been said. Mine will appear mild.

[2centsworth]

Election Special: I want to find a FB

Attend rally like party
Meet friends, Talk cock, Eat Muar Chee
Time has passed for election
Now it’s time for erection
Ten day rally no sex life
Come online find part time wife
Pockets filled by Grow and Share
Penis look for girl who Dare
Online find girls be witty
Guys who can’t write big pity
Romance books make all girls dumb
Guys who write well they sure cum???

F B what kind is the best
Only time can do the test
Smart girls surely keep me hooked
Not just bimbo who can cook
Neh Neh Big Big Good to hold
If they don’t sag, Like strike gold
This time 2 girls come to scene
Nicole Seah and Tin Pei Ling
Use them as 2 example
One no brain, the other ample

What a difference in the brain
One is smart while one is plain
Use the rally as a gauge
Smart girl speak beyond her age
Dumb girls don’t know what to say
Smart girl even speak Malay
Some girls like to have Kate Spade
Nicole’s wisdom Pei Ling shade
Ask you what’s your big regret
Bimbo’s answer who forget

If I want a fuck buddy
I won’t pick just anybody
Girls With No Brain I won’t pick
Girls With Brain they make me tick
I don’t want no Tin Pei Ling
Spare me all those bimbo fling
I can say things all so sweet
Send you love notes via tweet
If we do meet, think win-win
Can you be my Nicole queen?

[blohsg]

Nice Bro !


I prefer Glenda Han she's been a hottie since her Uni days