Does your spouse sleep early every night leave you high and drying

[hcg_explorer]

Originally Posted by Tualampa

I'm in my late 30s Chinese having mid-life crisis hehehe....

Any one of you bro/sis having same issue above??

We do have sex just that not frequent enough lol.

I am feeling my cock really under utilised and have to resort to self unload to keep my mojo going! Please don't tell me go GL, I still want my conscience lol.

Any sisters here having same problem please pm me! Help me, help u! At least I won't feel so guilty as both willing party.

Bros do share your experiences. Thanks in advance.

Originally Posted by Tualampa

Not that much of wanting a free fuck. Just prefer more of a fuck buddy. Want to Fuck with some senses. Else we are no difference with animal.

Originally Posted by Tualampa

Don't agree leh. No woman would really want to earn this kind of $$ one la. So can't say they are "willing” party leh

Originally Posted by Tualampa

Tsk tsk.... No big la, just a nick don't take it literally lol. Sorry if I misled

Originally Posted by Tualampa

Haha that's what I've been doing ;p

another fucking excuse... wife sleep early... complain early, wife sleep late u will oso make comments... KNN... den wat u wan... expect ur wife everytime cum to u and say... " HUBBY, AI SHIO GAN MAI " izit...
late 30's liao... still lidat... wat mid-life crisis... if u think ur wife cannot satisfy ur needs, u ask her.. not cum here asking ladies to help u. Ladies here dun owe u anything...

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Woohoo.....your that RED and BIG wording.....remind me of AH LAO...

yo yo yo... simi taichi ???

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

ah lao is my idol me kekekeke woo's lau hero

阿佬 pai sei liao la...

Originally Posted by georgemagnum

Lols ..... Same sentiments .... Ah Lao has great influence over s... Woohoo .... I wish I can have that kind of influence

gm

cum drink kopi wif 阿佬 & u will get influence liao... ha...

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Maybe is OUR Hero...lol

aiyo... no lah... not hero... is 佬 hee lo ... ha...

Originally Posted by Tualampa

Ya think massage (non hanky panky) is the lowest I would go. It's like those movies where vampires not drinking human blood, to preserve the last of their humanity. So same analogy. hahaha I know it's stupid and corny.

ps: It's no glory admitting to people yr are jerking off cos wife sleeping, just to see if any bro suffering same fate

if u say so, pls post in the sex discussion forum and not here

[crood]

Originally Posted by Orchinno

To be a Buddhist, you are to
- refrain from killing and eating meat
if cannot do, then
- refrain from killing
if still cannot do
- refrain from eating beef

To be a Married person, you are to
- refrain from sex outside of your marriage and thinking about other women (adulterous thoughts)
if cannot do, then
- refrain from outside sex
if still cannot do
- refrain from getting emotional attachment (ie stick to commercial sex)

Why must everything thing be black and white.... when there 50 shades of grey inbetween?

Hehe what toking u ??

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by Meow^^

Maybe is OUR Hero...lol

Ah Lau is a lau hero

[hcg_explorer]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Ah Lau is a lau hero

ha... bo bian lah... hv to admit lol...

[huhu123]

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

ha... bo bian lah... hv to admit lol...

morning ah lau....think they need them to smell yr ass then they will wake up from their silly idea.

[hcg_explorer]

Originally Posted by huhu123

morning ah lau....think they need them to smell yr ass then they will wake up from their silly idea.

ha... den 阿佬 has to standby liao especially when 阿佬 wanna " BHANG PWEE " dat time..