Tips & Tricks to get away from Wife/GF

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by ken_v2

be careful with using ICT becoz when i was in ICT, a few of my campmates wives actually called the camp (not their husband) to enquire about the status of the in-camp... they also smart liao...

i usually use going to the gym (that explains the shower too) or business trip if i needed a longer time away ... hehehe

Was looking for a gym with spa so that can rub-downs as well. Thinking of St Gregory's but would prefer one which I can take the family along as well on weekends. Can recommend a nice gym to join?

I do the business trip excuse as well but must really fly off so that wife gets the proper ring tone when she calls my mobile. What's difficult now is that my wife suspects that I have something going on in Japan/Korea and monitors me like a shark when I go there. My mobile doesn't work there and she expects me to call her often. I'm trying to think of a way to have my gf in Japan/Korea meet me in another country but coordinating all these can be quite taxing.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by David_Ginola

Just wanna share 1 of my friend's friend wife. What happened was, this guy was a pilot from 1 airline. Then 1 day, as usual, he told the wife that he was going on long flight to europe. And he dressed in captain's uniform and his wife and children sent him off at the airport. But no matter how gd we calculate, we can never out-calculate heaven (in chinese), 1 child of his was hospitalise and wife was desperate to locate him. Wife called the office and was told he was off and he took 5 days off also.

So the rest you guys know wat happen. Now, i heard they are separated. SO we have to be extra careful.....

Scary... never thought of this scenario before.

Now I'm afraid my wife would call my office when I'm on one of my false business trips.

[viceman]

Originally Posted by wethon

Yes... I am very curious about that.... how do u guys do it? Any tips?

姜太公钓鱼，愿者上钩。。。I never lie about my marital status. I dun wanna give any false hope of "Happily ever after" for any of the girls I bed...

From what I experienced before, some of the Onz find it more exciting for them to bed a married man. Anyway, for them what they wanted is a night of fun or a moment of pleasure...

However, for FB, I usually need some time to build up their comfort level with me, like be there where they have BFs problems or when they are on the rebound... In most cases, we ended using each other to let go "steam"...

I think looks is important during the initial stages of getting acquainted, but after that is more of "gift of the gap" or "sincerely", then looks will play second fiddle... Remember? Woman needs a reason; Man only needs a place...

Cheers!

VM

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by jintulan

You also have the option to transit/recuperate in bangkok for a night or 2 after playing too many holes in Kunming

Hmmm... yup... too many holes in Kunming... BKK may be too taxing after that.

[tanmikel]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Good idea... now to think of a sport that does not require too much effort, that friends are interested to join in as well.

I still think fishing bores even the most enthusiatic/sticky wife/GF . better still , when they don't want to go anymore , the smelly sotong/prawn smell covers whatever "other" smells you may have aquired you don't have to be able to bring back fish all the time . due to tides , monsoon , rain whatever , you don't have to go all the time just to stick to a timetable unlike the coffee shop routine .

[Rof|maoxz]

Originally Posted by jng1103

That the best part => THRILLING. Not sure about U, but I enjoy the process of doing sinful things but not getting caught

jimbo

NNKC.... you naughty boi.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by tanmikel

I still think fishing bores even the most enthusiatic/sticky wife/GF . better still , when they don't want to go anymore , the smelly sotong/prawn smell covers whatever "other" smells you may have aquired you don't have to be able to bring back fish all the time . due to tides , monsoon , rain whatever , you don't have to go all the time just to stick to a timetable unlike the coffee shop routine .

I'm getting convinced that fishing is the way to go. Gotta persuade my coffeeshop kakis to go fishing soon!

To take things even further, maybe even have overseas fishing trips organized. Fishing in Bangkok, Shenzhen, Japan, Korea, Australia, etc.... maybe pushing it too far.

[oldcar]

Past when I was in Singapore, my trick is to say going JB race track for car or bike race or play play(I like both). Most girl hate sun, noise and heat. And if that not enought take her on the track, promise they would not last two lap. My wife sick after one lap and hate that we all talk car or bike afterward at dinner. After one day, she never go again. This tricks is good that you can go out whole day, sunrise to midnight. You got your mobility of car or bike and is in Malaysia! And the last bit is that you have the reason to said go sauna, that mean you can come home clean and smell good/different without her thinking you been sleeping with other girl!!! of which you may be fucking whole day!!!

[Albertlsh]

If you do not subscribe to cable T.V , tell her you are watching football at the coffee shop .The matches are on every Saturday and late Sunday so there is an excuse, besides all hotel do provide game coverage, if O.C call can turn on the volume of t.v to let hear the noisy background. But too bad if O.C is a football fan.

[sean69]

tell her you are going to a wake and need to support your good friend throughout the nite...

[dirtymonk82]

Originally Posted by sean69

tell her you are going to a wake and need to support your good friend throughout the nite...

but u cant use this everytime mah..hahaa

[scuba_diehard]

My wife feel sick on boat. 1 am going scuba diving in late Mar. Extending 3 more days in Manila after diving for happy hour.

[sean69]

Originally Posted by dirtymonk82

but u cant use this everytime mah..hahaa

ha ha ha ...well.. u have ex-colleagues, new colleagues, old school mates... blah blah blah..

but u are rite... use too often and she will smell a rat!!!

anyway, if you are in sales, you have the best excuses.. dinner with clients or suppliers...

[tanmikel]

Originally Posted by surfer888

I'm getting convinced that fishing is the way to go. Gotta persuade my coffeeshop kakis to go fishing soon!

To take things even further, maybe even have overseas fishing trips organized. Fishing in Bangkok, Shenzhen, Japan, Korea, Australia, etc.... maybe pushing it too far.

try the simple shore fishing first , find somewhere with plenty of insects . they hate insects and insect bites

[Ah Q]

Whatever the storyline, don't ever buy yourself and her ( CO i.e ) 3 G phones. Its just asking for trouble as she may insist that you send her a pic of your current whereabouts!