My Bet with my colleague

[iluvbreast]

Originally Posted by ilikeoldchangke

Joan : THIS ……IS …. SINGAPORE !!


With that, I saw the first slap left Joan’s hand and connected with Yanting’s face.

Not contented with the slap, she kicked the office chair in front of her , sending it flying towards Yanting......

I will help Joan out, give me yanting's number and I need to f*** her upside down with my Singaporean d***

[anonym69]

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[calleon]

Come to think of it, Poor Thomas... His gal being Dicked by SG NS men...yet treat her like a treasure. He has many " brothers" lol....

[BTech]

Story ended??

[vader_7]

Kudos bro ilock! You're truly the master story teller. Your stories are full of exciting and relatable moments. You capture the imagination and interest even when there's minimal excerpts on the sex act. And this in a sex forum! You're the best!!

[sgvoyuor2012]

Such a great story!! Camping for more

[eddtan1]

Master piece..

[ilikeoldchangke]

There were a lot of shouting and shoving around. Fingers pointing, curses in different dialects.

I could see 2 distinct groups emerging. No I don’t mean the PRCs and the non PRCs, it’s more of the group that was trying to stop things from escalating further and the group that was going all out for blood.



Before I could react, Yanting had already bounced back and swung her bag at Joan while pushing Thomas away at the same time.




By the time I got over to Joan, she had already gotten hit by the handbag but she threw a punch at Yanting too but it failed to land on it’s intended target.



Thomas immediately grabbed onto Yanting by the waist, almost lifting her up into the air as he tried to separate the catfight. I grabbed hold onto Joan’s left arm, and I manage to swing my body in front of her.


My primary concern is Joan, nothing else.







I don’t want her to get hurt.



It was chaotic, the moment I tried to block Joan from the advancing crowd, I felt several heavy items land on my back, thick ring files, stationary holders, books.


I felt a hard object brush pass my chin roughly and I saw a hole puncher land on the floor in front of me. I immediately guided Joan back a couple of steps, and I could see Joan’s father trying to calm everyone down.



Joan’s mum was trying to shield herself from a couple of pen throwing PRC aunties with a ring file.




Thomas did what he could with Yanting, while he waved his free arm wildly in front of the stationary archers in an attempt to stop them. I could hear him shout at his staff, asking everyone to stop but it was no use.




In the heat of the moment, no one listened to him.


Then the situation escalated when I turned and saw the nose digging ah toing took a punch at 1 of the 3 uncle chef right at the doorway.



It was a direct hit and I could see blood trickling down his nose.







Several of the PRC guys immediately held down to the guy, chiding him for doing something so rash. They tried to restraint him but he was strong, easily breaking free.



He shouted in Chinese that the chef he punched always found fault with the way he does things.






Nose digging PRC : 你每天摆明是给我过不去。。。整体找我麻烦。。。 你妈的B。。

( You have been picking on me everyday, you’re out to pick on me. Fuck you )





A couple of younger Malaysian guys stood out in front of the injured chef and tried to calm things down. Shouting and shoving ensured but no more punches were being thrown.



Yanting resumed her cursing at Joan but Joan just remained quiet, glaring at Yanting who was trying to reach for her heels to throw at her.




Right when the situation inside the office more or less has gotten under control, the narrow passageway erupted into yet another round of shouts and shoving.








One of the Malaysian chap who was trying to keep the PRC gang from advancing tripped and fell and the nose digger took the opportunity to kick him when he’s down.

The fellow Malaysian who was left standing could not look on any longer and he immediately threw a punch which hit the nose digger squarely on the Jaw.



The shouting got louder as both sides had their share of peace maker trying to diffuse the tension.





Right at this moment, Joan’s dad decided to guide Joan’s mum out of the office and away from the mess but the mass of PRC workers at the door refused to move aside. Even Thomas threats did not work on them as they rallied and blocked the exit.






I tried to call out to Joan’s parents, asking them to stay away from the crowd but they can’t hear me over the din. I was still wearing my silly mask and cap in the office.



Right at that very moment I heard this low growl like bellow that grew louder and more forceful as it’s decibel level rose.


It’s like the growl of an angry animal trying to fight it’s way through the crowd. It emerged from the crowd at the door and I saw it was the toe rubbing PRC.


It was the first time I saw him at his full height, he was sitting down earlier on during his toe rub. He must have been taller than Thomas but a good 10 cm.


Thomas : Lao Liu ! 你给我出去。。。！！ ( Lao Lui, Get out ! )




It was clear things was starting to go out of control as Yanting immediately called out to Lao liu.



Yanting : 哥！！。。那贱货出手打我。。。 ( Bro, that bitch hit me )









She began whining about how she was being victimised, she did not get to finish her sentence when Thomas asked her to just shut up and stop her whining.


Lao liu had already started shoving himself towards Joan and me.



I grabbed the closest mug I could find, ready to use it in whatever means necessary.






Thomas tried to push Lao liu away but he himself was shoved and he lost his balance and toppled clumsily onto Yanting who screamed at him.



My eye met with Lao liu and I knew the confrontation is inevitable.




We were separated only by a desk and the chair Joan had kicked towards Yanting.





Then from out of nowhere, I heard this loud yelp by 2 of the PRC staff at the main entrance.




It sounded like a whoarrrrrrr that disappeared as soon as I heard it. The 2 figure disappeared from view as if they were sucked into a wormhole and the lady in front of them followed suit, being yanked firmly out the door.


2 more PRC guys went to fill the gap but all I saw was a pair of heavily tattooed hands that gripped onto their waist and yanked them out of the office, effectively clearing the doorway.



The bald head emerged through the entrance and I recognised the old man as the head chef of the company.



Joan just introduced him to me barely a couple of hours ago.


Charlie.






Charlie advanced into the room, his feet planted rock steady as he shove and pushed aside employees from both parties, attempting to separate the conflict.


Charlie was flanked by his disciple, this blond hair chap called Ah Soon from Malaysia. I remembered Ah Soon saying that he’s 2 years younger than me when I asked him what was the trick to making good soup base.





Charlie and Ah soon moved as one, separating angry bodies all the way right up into the office.

Ah soon took several shoves and push from the evicted PRCs but he made it a point to block Charlie from them.




Charlie shouted loudly at Lao liu who just made a wild grab for Joan’s hand but I shoved him away, angling my left shoulder and driving my body towards him.

Everything happened fast, I barely knocked him off balance and he just shove me aside. I was about to smash the mug onto him as I regained my footing but I felt this strong forearm hit me on my chest, knocking me off balance and landing butt first onto the floor.



By the time I looked up, Charlie had engaged Lao liu.




Charlie is approaching 65, looks like a puggy marshmallow man but he is strong. I think Chinese Tze char chefs are probably some of the strongest man around. The simple act of making a dish of fried rice requires a control of both the fire and the strength of handling the wok.


I could work out and lift weights in the gym the whole day, yet it took me only 5 mins before my arms hurt when I tried to help my mum with a big serving of bee hoon during a relatives gathering.






Given Lao liu’s superior build, he managed to avoid Charlie’s first attempt to pull him back, pushing his arms away like the flick of a cigarette butt. Charlie’s second attempt to grab him failed too as he avoided his move, Lao liu feigned a left dash before making a complete turn to head for the right opening towards Joan.



I quickly got up on my feet, feeling utterly useless as I was the 2 super size human face off each other.



I retreated to Joan’s side and pulled her towards the back of the office with her parents.





Lao liu made a dash at Charlie, throwing a thick folder of invoices at him at the same time.


Ah Soon was faster, he blocked the folder for Charlie, jumping in front of lao liu’s charge. His heroic act immediately cut short as lao liu grabbed onto the collars of Ah soon and threw him across the desk like a rag doll.



Joan and her mum cried out in horror as Ah soon landed on a chair before toppling noisily onto the floor.





By this time, all of the other commotions and confrontation had stopped.

The other PRCs and local staff no longer shoved and pushed around.



There were no more punches, no more kicks.





Rationale and reasons started to sink into everyone’s overheated brain.



Thomas was shouting for everyone to clear the area, I saw him entrusting Yanting to another colleague.

Staff were helping each other up and off the ground.




Only lao liu and Charlie remained, squaring off in the messed up office.




Charlie motioned for all of us to leave the office as he undid the buttons on his white spotless chef coat.


He warned lao liu once again to stop and calm down but lao liu started spewing vulgarities at Charlie, cursing Singapore and everything the country had to offer.






A couple of his PRC colleague tried to calm him down but he yanked off a keyboard and threw it at them, causing an immediate retreat at the doorway.



I escorted Joan and her parents towards the doorway right when I saw Thomas took off his Rolex watch and unbuttoned his coat.





Thomas took up position beside Charlie while lao liu cursed at Thomas for not taking care of his sister Yanting.




I checked to make sure Joan was ok and her parents were unhurt.



James : You ok ?

[ilikeoldchangke]

Joan : I’m fine.





The action was about to begin.




I could feel the excitement again.


I will not miss this for the world.





I exhaled and I reached behind my back and undid the knot for my apron, allowing the white cloth to fall ceremoniously onto the floor.



I pulled off my cap and wiped away the beads of sweat around my forehead.




I pulled off my face mask, crumpling it into a ball before throwing it onto the floor.




I removed my casio watch and passed it to Joan.







Before I even said a word, I felt a smack across my head and Joan glared at me.


Joan : Look inside…. It’s like transformer vs pacific rim…. You hobbit go in for what!




I wanted to protest, to tell Joan I could help but she pinched me and said





Joan : You think you very zai ah ? Your gang fight in the sports room… that time you told me what did you grab ?



Joan : You were the last one in …



James : I had to go toilet to shit…. I need to pang sai whenever I get nervous…








Joan folded her arms and continued.



Joan : Answer my question. People grabbed bats and rackets…. What did you tell me you grabbed from the sports room ? tell me !



I hesitated before answering, regretting telling Joan about the incident.



James : Hula hoop… …. ….. I want to loop the biggest size guy…..but.. but…






Joan’s exhaled in exasperation and her right arm went around my neck, pulling me towards her.

Joan : I don’t want you to get hurt James… it’ll break my heart..




Her eyes went back to the office as I digested what she just said.



Right at that moment, I heard the loud crash and shouts of 3 men clashing inside the office.




The shouting and cursing continued for less than 5 minutes before all was quiet.




Everyone had calmed down.


Joan asked me to leave first with her parents, I was unwilling to leave her but she told me to trust her.



Joan : I can handle this.






Joan’s dad drove and we sent her mum back before immediately heading over again to the kitchen.

He was already on the phone with her the moment we dropped her mum off.


It sounded like everything was resolved and the tension was more or less under control.


The papers were signed and everyone was about to part ways.




I could not help but ask what sparked off the incident.


Joan’s dad explained that several staff wanted to leave the company to start out, something which I already knew. Both he and Joan felt that it would be very irresponsible if they were to just leave like this, and that it would be unfair for those who stayed if Thomas did not have the time to get new staff.


They were actually in the midst of negotiation when Yanting started spewing curses.





When Joan got into the car, she updated her dad about the situation. Thomas had things under control. Injured staff were sent home to rest, and he fired a couple of PRC staff.

He also activated staff from another shift in to take over the operations to make sure the day’s orders went out as planned.





Joan’s dad dropped us off at my place.







7pm



Joan and I did not even mention the day’s incident to my family over dinner.
We enjoyed a nice meal of Tze char at the coffee shop, finishing with desserts over at the mall.


We did some grocery shopping as a family, thinking of what snacks to get for the TV later in the evening.







10pm



While Joan was in the shower, I went to the storeroom and did some digging before I found what I wanted.




Mum : You crazy ah… so late take hula hoop for what…

James : Aiyah… you won’t understand la.






10.20pm



Joan was drying her hair while looking through the clothes she had at my place, picking out the pieces she wants to wear for work the next day.


She saw me come in with the hula hoop and started laughing.



Joan : Hahahaha… crazy ah James ? …


James : I want to show you what I can do with this….






She chuckled and put aside her towel.

Joan : It’s ok la…. No need…


James : It’s important… I need to show you….





I was about to explain myself when Joan went to my drawer when I kept my condoms and took out a bunch of them before scattering them onto the bed.


Joan : Show me what you can do with these…



With a shy smile, she got into my bed, laid down on my pillow, pulled my blanket right up to her cheek before looking coyly at me.


Joan : You can take off your casio watch now James…

[Nic25]

Lol..... I was laughing so hard that I am tearing...
Thanks ilock for the great story. Looking forward to the next installment already!

[dettolranger]

Originally Posted by ilikeoldchangke

I was about to explain myself when Joan went to my drawer when I kept my condoms and took out a bunch of them before scattering them onto the bed.


Joan : Show me what you can do with these…



With a shy smile, she got into my bed, laid down on my pillow, pulled my blanket right up to her cheek before looking coyly at me.


Joan : You can take off your casio watch now James…

win alr lo

[Imgonnafart]

Loooool too funny

[martins10]

This need to be on the 9pm show on channel 8. This is 金马奖 standard

[martins10]

Wait, 金马奖standard is not on ch8 9pm. It should be on the big screens. Coming to a cinema near you!

[escaflower]

Wahahaha... hola hoop... tell us sidetrack what u can do with hola hoop fight!!!