What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[cola534]

Originally Posted by ThisIsNewID

Same here bro!

Same same here bro!

[Flyjacket]

OMFG!!! some of the experiences shared ~ are truly funny as hell... had some good laughs reading this thread....

[MarsIswar]

Originally Posted by yeehaa

Why all the bros here story so happening one uh? Only have an ex, too scare to hold her hand.. Ended up leaving me for another guy

Then we met at a club for a party, she came along and spoke to me. Got her into my car and screw her hard. Hahaha.

Well, First part regret but second part, revenge is sweet...

Well dude seem like the one who laught last laught best Prost..

[casinoboy]

i once had this ex gf, the first girl whom i lost my virginity to when i was 14. then she was so sticky i could hardly breathe so broke off. then after about 6 months, one day i was feeling really bored and horny so i invited her to lunch then after that to my place. immediately when we entered the bedroom i closed the door and started to strip her. she keep pushing me away saying no no she got bf already then i just tell her to stfu and i just pumped her hard on my bed.

it may seem like i'm very mean but trust me she's one horny bitch. she didnt even have much resistance, only use mouth to talk say dowan but body lay still there. the regrettable thing was i shot my cum into her V out of frustration from not having sex for 6 mths. after that make me worry for a month whether her period come already not. every night cannot slp well have to ask her how her mens.

[hokkien]

Originally Posted by bastardball

Just out of curiousity, what are some of the stupidest sex shit you regret doing in your life...can be anything..

Examples:

1. Fucked without condom with a WL
2. Losing your virginity to the same sex partner / animal
3. Got a chance to fuck a babe but act gentleman and never fuck her when got the chance
4. Fuck a babe and lasted a mere record 1 second before cumming...
5. Fucked your maid and got busted
6. Fucked ur cousin / didn't fuck your cousin
7. Fucked an underage gal
8. Fucked in public and got busted

The list goes on....


For me...I went batam with three of my buddies...got so fucking drunk...ended up in an orgy with the three gals that each of us took...dunno what happened, as we were fucking and exchanging partners, I fucked one of my buddy in the arse for like 2 seconds out of sheer fun and stupid drunkness

Woke up next day sober and we never talked about it ever again


Please share....

i was only 14 years old when i was with older guys friends walking around desker and i got a women at that point of time its women to me but now 25 years latter i suspect she is he ladyboy

[hokkien]

Originally Posted by casinoboy

i once had this ex gf, the first girl whom i lost my virginity to when i was 14. then she was so sticky i could hardly breathe so broke off. then after about 6 months, one day i was feeling really bored and horny so i invited her to lunch then after that to my place. immediately when we entered the bedroom i closed the door and started to strip her. she keep pushing me away saying no no she got bf already then i just tell her to stfu and i just pumped her hard on my bed.

it may seem like i'm very mean but trust me she's one horny bitch. she didnt even have much resistance, only use mouth to talk say dowan but body lay still there. the regrettable thing was i shot my cum into her V out of frustration from not having sex for 6 mths. after that make me worry for a month whether her period come already not. every night cannot slp well have to ask her how her mens.

since she got boyfriend she can cover it up.

[hokkien]

Originally Posted by syt_punisher

got my dick sucked by a plump auntie when i was 14 years old
terrifying experience thinking back now. ARGHHH !

auntie tang dio i mean auntie earn it

[feelmetonight]

Hmm...Had sex with a girl after eating and smoking weed.

I have never tried them before...both marijuana and sex with a girl.

Well...I still remember we let the music (Norah Jones?) on and somehow we just started touching each other. I was so high and I felt everything is so unreal. It was a weird night.

And I have a terrible headache the next day and she was sick. I felt it was stupid but...whatever.

[Shuang_Jie_Gun]

have nothing to share but appreciate all the stories all bros had shared here.

[HCKing]

most stupid and regretable is spending lots of $ time and effort to bed a chick and then realised its just a lousy fark.

[casinoboy]

yes i totally agree with you. sometimes you see this girl you really wanna bang her you start to invest in her, wait for her after work, she fall sick immediately cab her to the nearest A&E to show that you got $$ but end up in bed she lay there like a corpse let you do all the job. ask her ride you she say duno how. ask her suck she say dowan. ask her do this do that all dowan. all she want is to lay there while you work. its like $500 gone just like that. i rather pay $500 for a good local FL bonk man.

[Erasure]

Originally Posted by waiwaiz

Allow a ah gua kia bj n hj me off during army days........i wasnt into this but was damn horny that time n he keep telling me how good he is n how he blow guys in school. Army days horny yet broke, what to do........haha . Cant quite remember did i cim or not..........hahaha

When I horny and broke, I hj myself....not ask guy suck my cock....You are the champion

[halcyon77]

Originally Posted by halcyon77

i love this thread!

have several to share (slapping myself as I type):

1. never been satisfied before by commercial sex. have been to a few spas and picked up WLs from bars, etc but never able to really enjoy the fuck. probably because no GFE.

2. on the eve of my departure for exchange programme (more than 10 years ago), a FB suggested I stay over at her place as her parents were away for holidays and she can drive me to airport but I stupidly rejected.

3. a FB from another hostel in uni suggested we "study overnight" in her room but declined because was afraid of waking up late for the exam the next morning. in the end, was still late for the exam. thankfully, still managed to pass that stupid module.

4. cousin (mum's side) who is now based in HK suggested she spend a weekend at my place in Shanghai last year. told her my place is only a 1-bedroom serviced apartment and dont want her to sleep on the sofa, neither do I want to sleep on the sofa. she suggested neither of us sleeping on the sofa but I declined.

she came to Shanghai, nevertheless, and stayed in a hotel. every night asked me out for drinks, either at Xintiandi (near my office) or in her room. still I declined each time, saying I have lots of work to do / out of Shanghai on business trips.

somehow amazed at my self-control / stupidity as I know she must be a party animal from her posts on facebook and seemingly "up" for a fuck.

5. befriended a PRC waitress from a SG pub, spent the night on the beach at Sentosa as she didnt want to go home. no guts to suggest to her that we "rest" in a hotel even though we were petting like crazy in the wee hours at the southern-most point of mainland Asia.

in the end, only bbbj, petting, fingering but she dare not fj in the open, and of course, no condom.

will continue if I manage to think up more.

continued -

6. ex-gf once hj-ed me outdoors at Bukit Timah Shopping Centre while i fingered her at the same time. that was late afternoon, if i dont remember wrongly. both super horny and wanted to "carry on" elsewhere. cant use her home as her parents were home. didnt have guts to use my home in case my parents came back and she didnt like hotel. knn. in the end, blue balls.

7. former colleague left my current company. a really slutty Shanghainese girl. loves to party and behaves really sluttily after drinking. jio-ed me to party after she quit the company and i went. lots of dirty dancing and grinding while at the club and she asked me if i wanna take her to hotel. in the end, decided otherwise as heard rumours that she was quite a "public transport". not sure if this qualifies as a "regret" though.

more to come, if my memory returns.

[Tigerwhip]

Originally Posted by casinoboy

yes i totally agree with you. sometimes you see this girl you really wanna bang her you start to invest in her, wait for her after work, she fall sick immediately cab her to the nearest A&E to show that you got $$ but end up in bed she lay there like a corpse let you do all the job. ask her ride you she say duno how. ask her suck she say dowan. ask her do this do that all dowan. all she want is to lay there while you work. its like $500 gone just like that. i rather pay $500 for a good local FL bonk man.

Bro, i know how u feel..

[cocknloaded]

not following the korean girl back to her room in Carlton after knowing her in a club.. just because my OC called me..

after that she went back to korea she added me on facebook and started emailing me.. and my OC saw those emails.. knn in the end also still kena scolded.. should have just went to fuck that girl..

but most stupid thing? definitely getting my wife pregnant and here i am being a poor sucker posting here in this fourm.